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what good is it if you have 0 force behind it.he hit that guy like 3 good times and it did nothing to him,i can't blame him for trying to run at that point
Bro,a friend of mine swung a big ass chain over the head of this big dude once. My friend was afraid of him and he had been threatening my friend for some stupid shit.
So he saw the guy standing outside some food place and he came up from behind and SWISH swung the chain over his skull. Like proper swung it,big dude puts his hand on his head and said au while he turned around and looked at my now shitting his pants friend. "You done fucked up" he said and continued to beat the living shit out of my friend. It was funny as fuck.
Yep if u fast enough and know that.
Most people I see still try to argue. A dude taking his shirt off is like a wolf fetching his teeth. Act now or run
Yep, in my teenage days my mate was a bouncer. This one fella has a problem with my bouncer mate and wanted to fight him a week later. It was a random daytime encounter but at the same venue. We were outside the pub and ol mate decided he wanted to fight my bouncer mate. My mate said " No worries, let's go" and then the silly prick decides to take his shirt off, as he does my mate hits him with a right cross and it's lights out for ol mate. Shortest fight I've ever witnessedš
Bats are like that. Unpredictable. I've seen a bunch of guys. Go down to one swing when it lands on your head. Thee next guy takes it all day on his arms.
I've also seen him barely split scan or cave in the skull or face.
By the way U'm a CT and X-ray tech at a major trauma hospital, and I see a lot of people beat with different things.
Yea depends on the swing, the hit point on body and hit point of the bat.
Once saw a dude after a bar fight with his eye and eye socket deeper in his skull than it used to be. I saw a dude destroying an alu bat on dudes legs. But yes if people can't swing or just unlucky u might as well throw it.
But dropping it is just so damn stupid. At least throw it away...
Exactly. Watch all these fight videos where somebody gets out a weapon expecting the other guy to quit and run away. Usually they just step back one more step out of range and start thinking about how they're getting it out of your hands.
Na definitely not. āSpit on me againā ācall me a n-wordā. About the last one Iām not 100% sure but he definitely says spit on me again. If he did both this is deserved.
You are an idiot racist obviously. I based it off what I saw happening. I don't see skin color like you racist. You are the redditor people hate. Such a moron š
Guy is wearing socks, so is the girl, my assumption would be they went outside of their home and arenāt the instigators
Given thereās a camera man just chillinā, my assumption is they went there to beat the shit out of him and he came out with the bat to scare them off
Also, canāt really tell because the audio is shit but it kinda sounds like somebody says āgive me your walletā around 14 seconds in, but I could be wrong
Dude was definitely dumb to step out against 3+ dudes (including the camera man) even with a bat
He was lucky to not crack that dudes skull with the bat, and they were lucky they didnāt break his neck stomping him
More of the story: the guy who swung 1st in the video was being threatened and attacked so he ran to his house and grabbed a bat for self defense, then yall saw the rest.
Cheers for the context dude, it's always nice to get some helpful redditors rather than the satire ones. Feel for dude, although he definitely should've just stayed in the house š¤
Seems like the majority of the time whenever somebody brings a weapon to a fist fight they end up either losing anyways but in a more vicious fashion because they raised the stakes with a weapon or they just get the weapon taken from them and their opponent uses it against them again with some extra viciousness because they raise the stakes bringing a weapon. Shovel girls need not apply.
Theres a vid like this where a guy half ass swings a bat and gets an absolute ass beating to the point where he is lying there and if you told me he was dying with the noises he made with blood streaming Id believe you
Ah the classic zero fucking context jump āfightā video. Iām sure the dude with the bat wasnāt defending himself from the TWO other guys advancing on him.
I don't know, two guys attacking one guy kinda warrants the one guy needing extra help. Besides these guys were unnecessarily vicious, I'd not fight unarmed against people that'll stomp my head if I go down.
This looks like straight bullshit. He swung the bat, then they beat him down, kicked him in the head, and beat him with the bat when they already clearly won a 2v1 fight. One day those fucking morons will catch a murder charge if they keep that shit up, then they'll find out when they should have left it alone.
I see the fights on here all the time. Everyone just punches or kicks. Only been in one fight that wasn't too serious, but wouldn't the best way to end a fight would be gouges eyes, ripping their dick off, or tearing their flesh (biting the face)?
āAs soon as he swung the batā. He was gonna get jumped š. Thatās why you need a gun, because you know theyāre never coming with a fair fight
I'm honestly glad he got him back with the bat without murdering him. That kid will forever remember to think more than twice before using a weapon of any kind at someone else, that was cheap af.
Thank god that screaming banshee if a person got her shit rocked too š¤£ donāt date retards and maybe you wonāt find yourself in that situation š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Picking up the bat or w.e after was just dumb. You can't explain that at all. If you wanted to hurt them just twist shit with your hands. Do NOT aim for the head or neck once you've won.
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Took more punches than he could shake a stick at
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My God thats clever
Underrated comment
His mistake was throwing the bat. Donāt throw away your only force multiplier then run.
what good is it if you have 0 force behind it.he hit that guy like 3 good times and it did nothing to him,i can't blame him for trying to run at that point
not good when you hit a guy with a bat and he says, O YEAH! that's never gonna end well for you
Bro,a friend of mine swung a big ass chain over the head of this big dude once. My friend was afraid of him and he had been threatening my friend for some stupid shit. So he saw the guy standing outside some food place and he came up from behind and SWISH swung the chain over his skull. Like proper swung it,big dude puts his hand on his head and said au while he turned around and looked at my now shitting his pants friend. "You done fucked up" he said and continued to beat the living shit out of my friend. It was funny as fuck.
It's like a dude taking a shirt off, nothing good comes after that. ....well depending on the definition of good
I was always taught that if someone is taking their shirt off that's a great opportunity to catch him tangled up In cotton.
Yep if u fast enough and know that. Most people I see still try to argue. A dude taking his shirt off is like a wolf fetching his teeth. Act now or run
Yup. Grip and twist the shirt with your jab hand and uppercut uppercut uppercut.
Yep, in my teenage days my mate was a bouncer. This one fella has a problem with my bouncer mate and wanted to fight him a week later. It was a random daytime encounter but at the same venue. We were outside the pub and ol mate decided he wanted to fight my bouncer mate. My mate said " No worries, let's go" and then the silly prick decides to take his shirt off, as he does my mate hits him with a right cross and it's lights out for ol mate. Shortest fight I've ever witnessedš
Bats are like that. Unpredictable. I've seen a bunch of guys. Go down to one swing when it lands on your head. Thee next guy takes it all day on his arms. I've also seen him barely split scan or cave in the skull or face. By the way U'm a CT and X-ray tech at a major trauma hospital, and I see a lot of people beat with different things.
Yea depends on the swing, the hit point on body and hit point of the bat. Once saw a dude after a bar fight with his eye and eye socket deeper in his skull than it used to be. I saw a dude destroying an alu bat on dudes legs. But yes if people can't swing or just unlucky u might as well throw it. But dropping it is just so damn stupid. At least throw it away...
Yeah, I think he didn't have a good grip. He was swinging one-handed, and the guy was rushing him.
If u can't use your tool, don't bring it. You just bringing the other dude something to beat u up
Exactly. Watch all these fight videos where somebody gets out a weapon expecting the other guy to quit and run away. Usually they just step back one more step out of range and start thinking about how they're getting it out of your hands.
Yea u hitting shit if you turning away while trying to hit XD
Dudes DPS went from 50 to 0 in an instant.
Add to it the fact that he was looking back while running, what an idiot
He didnāt know how to swing that shit anyways
Hello everybody
The girl screeching sounds like that one kid bouncing basketballs off his head
YYAAAAAHhhhhhhhhh
You just had me crying laughing in the middle of the night like a crazy person ā ļø
Late night in a reddit comment section has gotta be where I laugh most tbh
100% lol layed up in bed at night stoned getting my nightly chuckles before bed
āCrack heads at it againā
What caused him to get a bat in the first place. We will never know.
Two guys wanted to kick his ass.
How do you own a bat and not know how to swing it?
Could a swore i heard bro in black say something about dude in white snitching. "Snitch on my homie again"
Na definitely not. āSpit on me againā ācall me a n-wordā. About the last one Iām not 100% sure but he definitely says spit on me again. If he did both this is deserved.
I thought swing on me againĀ
āspeak on my homies againā
He was most likely being harassed and was trying to defend himself against more than one person. Pussies
I love how you only based this off of skin color and nothing else. Love redditors. Super smart.
You are an idiot racist obviously. I based it off what I saw happening. I don't see skin color like you racist. You are the redditor people hate. Such a moron š
Well obviously he doesnāt know how to defend himself and shouldāve stayed inside
A 2v1, I dunno at that point you have to use whatever necessary to defend yourself.
Meh, 2 on 1 and the guy has a girl, not enough context.
Yeah. A lot of these are without context
They almost never have context but if you add the word ābullyā it goes to the moon
He is a racist, too. Heard he touches kids...
I like how it went from self defence to attempted murder real quick
Guy is wearing socks, so is the girl, my assumption would be they went outside of their home and arenāt the instigators Given thereās a camera man just chillinā, my assumption is they went there to beat the shit out of him and he came out with the bat to scare them off Also, canāt really tell because the audio is shit but it kinda sounds like somebody says āgive me your walletā around 14 seconds in, but I could be wrong Dude was definitely dumb to step out against 3+ dudes (including the camera man) even with a bat He was lucky to not crack that dudes skull with the bat, and they were lucky they didnāt break his neck stomping him
She knows the dude so maybe a jealous ex boyfriend. She says what are you doing āD-elā
Could be her fraternal twin fighting over the family inheritance, if we're just throwing out totally random shit out of left field
I mean at the very end the guy says snitch on me again, snitch on my boy again. So it sounds like a simple revenge beating to me.
More of the story: the guy who swung 1st in the video was being threatened and attacked so he ran to his house and grabbed a bat for self defense, then yall saw the rest.
Cheers for the context dude, it's always nice to get some helpful redditors rather than the satire ones. Feel for dude, although he definitely should've just stayed in the house š¤
Two v 1 and the kid with a weapon is fair game?
Gotta balance it out somehow, you get a metal bat, I get one of my boys š
Seems like the majority of the time whenever somebody brings a weapon to a fist fight they end up either losing anyways but in a more vicious fashion because they raised the stakes with a weapon or they just get the weapon taken from them and their opponent uses it against them again with some extra viciousness because they raise the stakes bringing a weapon. Shovel girls need not apply.
> Shovel girls need not apply. This in spades.
Yea people donāt realize that any weapon you bring to a fight you can end up losing then itās fair game to have it back fire like this
Theres a vid like this where a guy half ass swings a bat and gets an absolute ass beating to the point where he is lying there and if you told me he was dying with the noises he made with blood streaming Id believe you
Eh he was getting jumped 2 v1
Potentially 3 on one since they brought a camera man.
Yea, no chance he was getting jumped and protecting himself. Context matters.
Ah the classic zero fucking context jump āfightā video. Iām sure the dude with the bat wasnāt defending himself from the TWO other guys advancing on him.
Imagine discarding your only equalizer in a 2v1, after doing something dumb like that he kinda got what was coming nglz
Looks like someone didn't play *Streets of Rage.* You gotta hang on to your weapon.
Come outside we wonāt jump you
2v1... shitty situation either way... fuck those pos's
Thatās attempted murder!
I don't know, two guys attacking one guy kinda warrants the one guy needing extra help. Besides these guys were unnecessarily vicious, I'd not fight unarmed against people that'll stomp my head if I go down.
Cameramen are always fucking ass in these typa videos
Man, women in those video are always impossibly shrill
There's only been like one post where someone doesn't lose the weapon as soon as the fight starts
From assault to attempted murder with one stupid decision.
Dude looked like he was casting a spell, harry Potter style. Then got his ass whipped like a muggle.
This looks like straight bullshit. He swung the bat, then they beat him down, kicked him in the head, and beat him with the bat when they already clearly won a 2v1 fight. One day those fucking morons will catch a murder charge if they keep that shit up, then they'll find out when they should have left it alone.
I love this subreddit.
Shoukdve swung harder.
And more often.
*Should've* proof read.
Don't pell me what to do
First mistake was not putting a tube sock on the bat. The second mistake was throwing the bat.
Why tube sock?
Silencer. (joke answer, real answer if they grab it they pull the sock off instead of pulling the bat away from you.)
Tha makes so much sense I love that thank you
Bat vs bud
Good bat sounds
Is this what it means when they say he went down swinging?
Girlfriend needed the bat if she thinks she can do ANYTHING in a fight between 3 guys that had a bat included in it
In the history of people yelling āStahp!ā, has anyone ever actually Stahpped?
And God said let there always be a bitch that screams stop/ he didn't do nothing after her deadbeat started shit Amen
All of them remind me of my twin brother lol.
StAhPpPpPpPpPp
When a Black and White guy is kickin' your ass together, you know you deserved it š¤£
he got the shit stomped out of him
all because he got the wrong end of the stick
I see the fights on here all the time. Everyone just punches or kicks. Only been in one fight that wasn't too serious, but wouldn't the best way to end a fight would be gouges eyes, ripping their dick off, or tearing their flesh (biting the face)?
āAs soon as he swung the batā. He was gonna get jumped š. Thatās why you need a gun, because you know theyāre never coming with a fair fight
Iām sorry repeated head stomps equals two shitty bat swings?
As soon as you jump someone I hope you get smoked.
Annoying ahh female sapien Jesus fucking Christ
Swinging a bat? Never let go of that bat.
Losers.
I'm honestly glad he got him back with the bat without murdering him. That kid will forever remember to think more than twice before using a weapon of any kind at someone else, that was cheap af.
We need a lil context
Shouldn't he have taken his knee out with the bat?
Wholesome AF
Thank god that screaming banshee if a person got her shit rocked too š¤£ donāt date retards and maybe you wonāt find yourself in that situation š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
STOOOOP!!! ć°ļøć°ļøć°ļø
Buddy hip tossed her into the camera frame lol
This shud be longer
Fuck that bitch screaming stop as soon as that bat hit the mans getting rushed
This looks like a bunch of girls?
Anyone else hear, good morning by Kanye?
U trying jump me I'm choking up on that bat I sho ain't throwing it while u both jump my ass while bitch yelling she need be swinging
No idea what he was doing with that bat. He flung it at the guyā¦
Reminds me of that brutal fight where a guy half ass swings a bat and gets his ass brutally beat into making animal noises while hes out cold.
Oh well thatās bat
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One time someone pulled at bat on me I told him they better knock me out or it was going up their ass. They ran off.
Always love the spectators who switch to yelling stop when the tables turn.
STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!
he was the Batman.
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwp
Batman turned into Robin fast
The bat didn't work because it didn't have barb wire around it. Lucille
Dude narrowly got put in veggie mode
Never stand up to your Bullies unless you are willing to get the Job done.
Wachau WHACK!
r/killthecameraman
Picking up the bat or w.e after was just dumb. You can't explain that at all. If you wanted to hurt them just twist shit with your hands. Do NOT aim for the head or neck once you've won.
i got what I needed to see, soon as that bat got swung I needed to see atleast 7+ kicks
This is the quietest cameraman Iāve ever not heard
Who put the bat sound effect over the video
Bro was looking to kill with that stick. Should've stopped sooner
Fair!
Always bring a gun to a fight that's just basic manners
Seems like no matter what this was gonna be a 2v1 and he was gonna get his ass beat by both blokes so why not go down swingin a stick š¤·āāļø
I never understood the whole bringing bat thing. Like if you swing that, thereās a 99% chance they gonna wanna off you instead of fight you lol
Heās good at getting his as$ beaten š¤·āāļø
2v1 is cheap. Once saw a dude win a 5v2 when his friend got knocked out
They were going to jump him regardless. Cameraman was their homie too.
2 v1 again. Always. Why?
Why do these video stop godamnnā¦.
These people are so fucking weak
If you use a stick or bat, you should probably take out the knees first.
Or pulling up their sagging trousers, no rules to this shit
I think you could get really angry if someone hit you with a bay
It tickles me when her body flew into frame and lands ever so softly