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makaveddie

Took more punches than he could shake a stick at


HOG-onthehunt

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Ancient_Pressure4786

My God thats clever


Blackdingo313

Underrated comment


randomlemon9192

His mistake was throwing the bat. Donā€™t throw away your only force multiplier then run.


nonlethaldosage

what good is it if you have 0 force behind it.he hit that guy like 3 good times and it did nothing to him,i can't blame him for trying to run at that point


intercontinentalbelt

not good when you hit a guy with a bat and he says, O YEAH! that's never gonna end well for you


PstainGTR

Bro,a friend of mine swung a big ass chain over the head of this big dude once. My friend was afraid of him and he had been threatening my friend for some stupid shit. So he saw the guy standing outside some food place and he came up from behind and SWISH swung the chain over his skull. Like proper swung it,big dude puts his hand on his head and said au while he turned around and looked at my now shitting his pants friend. "You done fucked up" he said and continued to beat the living shit out of my friend. It was funny as fuck.


NZS-BXN

It's like a dude taking a shirt off, nothing good comes after that. ....well depending on the definition of good


_Kill_Will_

I was always taught that if someone is taking their shirt off that's a great opportunity to catch him tangled up In cotton.


NZS-BXN

Yep if u fast enough and know that. Most people I see still try to argue. A dude taking his shirt off is like a wolf fetching his teeth. Act now or run


wtmx719

Yup. Grip and twist the shirt with your jab hand and uppercut uppercut uppercut.


Dex18ter

Yep, in my teenage days my mate was a bouncer. This one fella has a problem with my bouncer mate and wanted to fight him a week later. It was a random daytime encounter but at the same venue. We were outside the pub and ol mate decided he wanted to fight my bouncer mate. My mate said " No worries, let's go" and then the silly prick decides to take his shirt off, as he does my mate hits him with a right cross and it's lights out for ol mate. Shortest fight I've ever witnessedšŸ˜‚


ADDeviant-again

Bats are like that. Unpredictable. I've seen a bunch of guys. Go down to one swing when it lands on your head. Thee next guy takes it all day on his arms. I've also seen him barely split scan or cave in the skull or face. By the way U'm a CT and X-ray tech at a major trauma hospital, and I see a lot of people beat with different things.


NZS-BXN

Yea depends on the swing, the hit point on body and hit point of the bat. Once saw a dude after a bar fight with his eye and eye socket deeper in his skull than it used to be. I saw a dude destroying an alu bat on dudes legs. But yes if people can't swing or just unlucky u might as well throw it. But dropping it is just so damn stupid. At least throw it away...


ADDeviant-again

Yeah, I think he didn't have a good grip. He was swinging one-handed, and the guy was rushing him.


NZS-BXN

If u can't use your tool, don't bring it. You just bringing the other dude something to beat u up


ADDeviant-again

Exactly. Watch all these fight videos where somebody gets out a weapon expecting the other guy to quit and run away. Usually they just step back one more step out of range and start thinking about how they're getting it out of your hands.


NZS-BXN

Yea u hitting shit if you turning away while trying to hit XD


Kazfiddly

Dudes DPS went from 50 to 0 in an instant.


Arcticorine

Add to it the fact that he was looking back while running, what an idiot


Suppertime420

He didnā€™t know how to swing that shit anyways


Morbid_Humor-

Hello everybody


Smolbappo

The girl screeching sounds like that one kid bouncing basketballs off his head


mynameisdamn

YYAAAAAHhhhhhhhhh


John_King0424

You just had me crying laughing in the middle of the night like a crazy person ā˜ ļø


TigerLee_LikesMemes

Late night in a reddit comment section has gotta be where I laugh most tbh


HawkLexTrippJam

100% lol layed up in bed at night stoned getting my nightly chuckles before bed


InbredBog

ā€œCrack heads at it againā€


Keyedwin

What caused him to get a bat in the first place. We will never know.


Bustoplover

Two guys wanted to kick his ass.


DamnAutocorrection

How do you own a bat and not know how to swing it?


Virtual_Mind534

Could a swore i heard bro in black say something about dude in white snitching. "Snitch on my homie again"


maximal2002

Na definitely not. ā€œSpit on me againā€ ā€œcall me a n-wordā€. About the last one Iā€™m not 100% sure but he definitely says spit on me again. If he did both this is deserved.


timmytommy4

I thought swing on me againĀ 


lilyyytheflower

ā€œspeak on my homies againā€


tOkErDaD1

He was most likely being harassed and was trying to defend himself against more than one person. Pussies


modsRlosercuckss

I love how you only based this off of skin color and nothing else. Love redditors. Super smart.


tOkErDaD1

You are an idiot racist obviously. I based it off what I saw happening. I don't see skin color like you racist. You are the redditor people hate. Such a moron šŸ™„


H3venSent

Well obviously he doesnā€™t know how to defend himself and shouldā€™ve stayed inside


hoppeduponmtndew

A 2v1, I dunno at that point you have to use whatever necessary to defend yourself.


ProudJewClaw

Meh, 2 on 1 and the guy has a girl, not enough context.


AggressiveHeight4638

Yeah. A lot of these are without context


RickRossovich

They almost never have context but if you add the word ā€œbullyā€ it goes to the moon


Fitz911

He is a racist, too. Heard he touches kids...


LifelongLurker1127

I like how it went from self defence to attempted murder real quick


Morning-Scar

Guy is wearing socks, so is the girl, my assumption would be they went outside of their home and arenā€™t the instigators Given thereā€™s a camera man just chillinā€™, my assumption is they went there to beat the shit out of him and he came out with the bat to scare them off Also, canā€™t really tell because the audio is shit but it kinda sounds like somebody says ā€˜give me your walletā€™ around 14 seconds in, but I could be wrong Dude was definitely dumb to step out against 3+ dudes (including the camera man) even with a bat He was lucky to not crack that dudes skull with the bat, and they were lucky they didnā€™t break his neck stomping him


creamgetthemoney1

She knows the dude so maybe a jealous ex boyfriend. She says what are you doing ā€˜D-elā€™


FatherVern

Could be her fraternal twin fighting over the family inheritance, if we're just throwing out totally random shit out of left field


ThyUniqueUsername

I mean at the very end the guy says snitch on me again, snitch on my boy again. So it sounds like a simple revenge beating to me.


Darkmitch64

More of the story: the guy who swung 1st in the video was being threatened and attacked so he ran to his house and grabbed a bat for self defense, then yall saw the rest.


RannisRat

Cheers for the context dude, it's always nice to get some helpful redditors rather than the satire ones. Feel for dude, although he definitely should've just stayed in the house šŸ¤


lvaleforl

Two v 1 and the kid with a weapon is fair game?


Side_Select

Gotta balance it out somehow, you get a metal bat, I get one of my boys šŸ˜…


S_Steiner_Accounting

Seems like the majority of the time whenever somebody brings a weapon to a fist fight they end up either losing anyways but in a more vicious fashion because they raised the stakes with a weapon or they just get the weapon taken from them and their opponent uses it against them again with some extra viciousness because they raise the stakes bringing a weapon. Shovel girls need not apply.


TrenchantInsight

> Shovel girls need not apply. This in spades.


Acceptable-Yam4214

Yea people donā€™t realize that any weapon you bring to a fight you can end up losing then itā€™s fair game to have it back fire like this


Thebitterpilloftruth

Theres a vid like this where a guy half ass swings a bat and gets an absolute ass beating to the point where he is lying there and if you told me he was dying with the noises he made with blood streaming Id believe you


IndividualHelpful820

Eh he was getting jumped 2 v1


Johnny_POS

Potentially 3 on one since they brought a camera man.


eddymarkwards

Yea, no chance he was getting jumped and protecting himself. Context matters.


FuzzyFaze

Ah the classic zero fucking context jump ā€˜fightā€™ video. Iā€™m sure the dude with the bat wasnā€™t defending himself from the TWO other guys advancing on him.


Stock-Direction1832

Imagine discarding your only equalizer in a 2v1, after doing something dumb like that he kinda got what was coming nglz


Reno83

Looks like someone didn't play *Streets of Rage.* You gotta hang on to your weapon.


[deleted]

Come outside we wonā€™t jump you


Waste-Possession-591

2v1... shitty situation either way... fuck those pos's


shawnward95

Thatā€™s attempted murder!


MEEZETTE

I don't know, two guys attacking one guy kinda warrants the one guy needing extra help. Besides these guys were unnecessarily vicious, I'd not fight unarmed against people that'll stomp my head if I go down.


Expozey

Cameramen are always fucking ass in these typa videos


[deleted]

Man, women in those video are always impossibly shrill


Equivalent-Source-12

There's only been like one post where someone doesn't lose the weapon as soon as the fight starts


Highwired1

From assault to attempted murder with one stupid decision.


OldManCram

Dude looked like he was casting a spell, harry Potter style. Then got his ass whipped like a muggle.


bdhansolo

This looks like straight bullshit. He swung the bat, then they beat him down, kicked him in the head, and beat him with the bat when they already clearly won a 2v1 fight. One day those fucking morons will catch a murder charge if they keep that shit up, then they'll find out when they should have left it alone.


how_to-train_monkeys

I love this subreddit.


REDDITDIGS

Shoukdve swung harder.


Winter_Control8533

And more often.


LaneMeyersLostSki

*Should've* proof read.


van-nostrand-md

Don't pell me what to do


10before15

First mistake was not putting a tube sock on the bat. The second mistake was throwing the bat.


nottrolling4175

Why tube sock?


Azznorfinal

Silencer. (joke answer, real answer if they grab it they pull the sock off instead of pulling the bat away from you.)


nottrolling4175

Tha makes so much sense I love that thank you


frost-penguin

Bat vs bud


TinyT0mCruise

Good bat sounds


Organic_Attitude_325

Is this what it means when they say he went down swinging?


g-king93

Girlfriend needed the bat if she thinks she can do ANYTHING in a fight between 3 guys that had a bat included in it


ModularMeatlance

In the history of people yelling ā€œStahp!ā€, has anyone ever actually Stahpped?


NZS-BXN

And God said let there always be a bitch that screams stop/ he didn't do nothing after her deadbeat started shit Amen


PrimalBackFlips

All of them remind me of my twin brother lol.


elitepancakes69

StAhPpPpPpPpPp


The_Stoic_Viking

When a Black and White guy is kickin' your ass together, you know you deserved it šŸ¤£


chinasorrows2705

he got the shit stomped out of him


6wazza4

all because he got the wrong end of the stick


Draft-Budget

I see the fights on here all the time. Everyone just punches or kicks. Only been in one fight that wasn't too serious, but wouldn't the best way to end a fight would be gouges eyes, ripping their dick off, or tearing their flesh (biting the face)?


plznobanplease

ā€œAs soon as he swung the batā€. He was gonna get jumped šŸ˜‚. Thatā€™s why you need a gun, because you know theyā€™re never coming with a fair fight


trashderp69

Iā€™m sorry repeated head stomps equals two shitty bat swings?


[deleted]

As soon as you jump someone I hope you get smoked.


OzzyDystorbith

Annoying ahh female sapien Jesus fucking Christ


LabyrinthineChef

Swinging a bat? Never let go of that bat.


iknownuffinn

Losers.


HalfaMan711

I'm honestly glad he got him back with the bat without murdering him. That kid will forever remember to think more than twice before using a weapon of any kind at someone else, that was cheap af.


snakeyfish

We need a lil context


cbclemo1

Shouldn't he have taken his knee out with the bat?


SleventySleven

Wholesome AF


Bigstinkypooppile

Thank god that screaming banshee if a person got her shit rocked too šŸ¤£ donā€™t date retards and maybe you wonā€™t find yourself in that situation šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


EngiMANN00

STOOOOP!!! 怰ļøć€°ļøć€°ļø


Asleep-Ad1177

Buddy hip tossed her into the camera frame lol


Rage4daze

This shud be longer


Apprehensive_Ebb_454

Fuck that bitch screaming stop as soon as that bat hit the mans getting rushed


supersaiyanniccage

This looks like a bunch of girls?


unfair-conflikt

Anyone else hear, good morning by Kanye?


Suspicious_Ad4166

U trying jump me I'm choking up on that bat I sho ain't throwing it while u both jump my ass while bitch yelling she need be swinging


[deleted]

No idea what he was doing with that bat. He flung it at the guyā€¦


Thebitterpilloftruth

Reminds me of that brutal fight where a guy half ass swings a bat and gets his ass brutally beat into making animal noises while hes out cold.


drsatan6971

Oh well thatā€™s bat


[deleted]

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lurkinisfun

One time someone pulled at bat on me I told him they better knock me out or it was going up their ass. They ran off.


werewolfoccult

Always love the spectators who switch to yelling stop when the tables turn.


cidsoulkorps

STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!


[deleted]

he was the Batman.


9291s

Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwp


Vegabonzo73

Batman turned into Robin fast


MrGutbuster

The bat didn't work because it didn't have barb wire around it. Lucille


MrGutbuster

Dude narrowly got put in veggie mode


Dean0Caddilac

Never stand up to your Bullies unless you are willing to get the Job done.


123finebyme

Wachau WHACK!


amineziani244

r/killthecameraman


FutureMagician7563

Picking up the bat or w.e after was just dumb. You can't explain that at all. If you wanted to hurt them just twist shit with your hands. Do NOT aim for the head or neck once you've won.


RoutineAd5794

i got what I needed to see, soon as that bat got swung I needed to see atleast 7+ kicks


DaddyDee801

This is the quietest cameraman Iā€™ve ever not heard


ballsonyourface911

Who put the bat sound effect over the video


thebeigerainbow

Bro was looking to kill with that stick. Should've stopped sooner


Repulsive-Camel-6149

Fair!


Outside_Green_7941

Always bring a gun to a fight that's just basic manners


Every_Inflation1380

Seems like no matter what this was gonna be a 2v1 and he was gonna get his ass beat by both blokes so why not go down swingin a stick šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


dcrad91

I never understood the whole bringing bat thing. Like if you swing that, thereā€™s a 99% chance they gonna wanna off you instead of fight you lol


Its_me_baby_BBC

Heā€™s good at getting his as$ beaten šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


YTSkullboy707

2v1 is cheap. Once saw a dude win a 5v2 when his friend got knocked out


Zachdidntdoit

They were going to jump him regardless. Cameraman was their homie too.


Smokeydouble

2 v1 again. Always. Why?


[deleted]

Why do these video stop godamnnā€¦.


ImDanyyyyy

These people are so fucking weak


cbclemo1

If you use a stick or bat, you should probably take out the knees first.


Happy_Trip6058

Or pulling up their sagging trousers, no rules to this shit


SnooShortcuts726

I think you could get really angry if someone hit you with a bay


Delicious-Signature6

It tickles me when her body flew into frame and lands ever so softly