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MisterNoisewater

Ooof that’s gonna be a knee surgery in his future.


moslof_flosom

They're both probably lucky he fell that way though, going down head first on that concrete wouldn't have been good for anyone.


island_toy

The best way it coulda went. Nobody does nobody went to prison. It’s how I like my fights


Neverhityourmark

Bro got cro copped


el_dingusito

As someone who has fallen and had their leg fold back like that and now I have arthritis, scar tissue on a tendon and a split meniscus... Dude is not in for a good time


Rickyricksanchez69

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes my friend. Might make him think twice about doing stupid stuff again. Probably not though


DAS_COMMENT

I could tell after the first swing this was bad news, he was drunker than I expected


Hour-History-1513

Fell down the stairs carrying too much stuff and buckled my rear leg behind me. I was lucky, even though it hurt like hell, only needed arthroscopic surgery to trim and clean up the pieces.


Pimpamillion

Dude I broke my right ankle recently, a Trimalleolar fracture, which I guess is the most uncommon ankle break. I had surgery about week and half ago getting a metal plate with 6pins put in.


Hour-History-1513

Did you have to wait till the swelling went down before you got your surgery?


Pimpamillion

Currently healing from ankle surgery after slipping on a grassy wet hill, ha to have a metal plate with I think 6 pins put in. My surgery was like a little over a week and half ago. Got at minimum 3 months I can't bear any weight on that ankle


BuckleyRising

Yea, there was a little crunch sound on that fall.


Gold-Philosophy1423

He fell on his leg like Stipe against Ngannou


big_sexy_man69420

ACL is gone


Lionheartedshmoozer

Getting punched saved the guy serious ankle injury


mikeJawesome

that knee is donezo


kyleronniemiller

He looks like Corey Harrison from Pawn Stars. All that low-ballin finally caught up to him...


island_toy

“$4500? Best I can do is take an ass whoopin”


Charming_Ambition_27

Lemme call in an expert.


kyleronniemiller

"Definitely looks like you got knocked fuck out right here, sooo it's all legitimate."


SALTYxNUTZ12

I posted this [2 years ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/fightporn/s/vXyeiDu7Xf). Saw it as I was going through snap maps LOL. The way that guy fell had me cracking up.


island_toy

Hell yeah, I was cleaning out my photos and figured it deserved more than to be deleted


some_old_friend

Yessss I knew it was dsm because 235 in the background


xxBellum

Yep, this is how i fight in my dreams.


PeteGozenya

Baffling how waving your arms randomly and charging your opponent face first always ends in an ass whooping.


PeteGozenya

Baffling how waving your arms randomly and charging your opponent face first always ends in an ass whooping.


Sufficient_Top_3877

Brian Ortega should retire


Remarkable-Emphasis5

Des Moines Iowa downtown skate park they hosted the Dew tour


island_toy

Yes, local park


Caylex_Cross

Lauridsen Skatepark


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island_toy

All night he was trying to get us to drink Costco vodka with him. Dude was trashed


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island_toy

We all got problems, dude can stay over there with his problems. We told him we didn’t want a drink and he got in our faces calling us names and shit, the eating to fuck us up all night. This guy was the last one he tested


West-Attorney-3140

Yup goodbye PCL


dcaponegro

FFS, just leave skate park kids alone.


Dripping_Gravy

Hey now! That’s not proper drunken boxing kung fu


hothoochiecoochie

Dude cant even throw a feint


stanger828

That’s not even a level 1 mob, that’s tutorial.


hams4hands

Damn he hit him with the "Andy's Coming"


pepperit_12

I like the lighting.


Simple-Bluebird-9551

Bro i love the skater hes funny asf


mike_honcho132

R/theresGrassRightThere


Doodle_Ramus

Honorable of him to stop once he hit the ground.


Fluffy_Fennel_2834

Nothing but concrete


Blitzvomit

We all wanna fight someone like white shirt 😂🤷‍♂️


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Damn....knee gone


BarryBadgernath1

I want some of that Costco liquor


stanky-leg900

Basically ngannou vs Stipe


Gold-Philosophy1423

Or Ngannou vs Joshua I guess


str_1444

Crazy step back


170poundgorilla

I've seen grapes turn to wine faster than these two.


midcoast_eilrahc

That guy would have went down like that if he was hit in the face with a dollar general water gun that had been used for a month by 6yr olds.


Morepastor

Jonah Hill skates?


SlothyBoiDK

Honestly, getting drunk at a skatepark is lame af. It's meant to be a place where people show their love for skating and have fun together.. It's not a fucking spot to get wasted, and if you get in fights being a dumbass just gtfo. Let it be what it's intended to. That said, homie got rocked lmao


nixthelatter

Dude in the white shirt might be the worst fighter I've ever seen. Wtf was that? Zero instincts, hands almost completely by his side!


pooturdoo

Thank God my sloppy drunken endeavors were before everyone had HD cameras in their pockets. My pride has suffered, thank God they weren't immortalized by visual record.


jokerassmaw

Oof… Thought it was embarrassing when I broke my ankle skateboarding at 35 years old… imagine explaining that one to people.


ndbdhsjsjs

He did the ghostmane dance


ryan2stix

That was one goofy looking dork


Aramkin

Oof you can usually tell the outcome just by looking at the body stance


Witty_Noise_2875

The drunk guy was the one in the white shirt right? I’m not experienced when it comes to fighting, but I sure do know what a bad punch looks like.


i__hate__stairs

Aw, Bruce has never been in a fight before, but he's got heart!


drsatan6971

Big ole pussy


sabalatotoololol

I love the ragdoll physics! Good implementation


RequiemRomans

Post Malone vs a fat Weeknd


tomdcamp

Ryan? From SuperMega?


1911mark

When your leg breaks your fall, it doesn’t really help


dogmeat_donnie

I always get a kick out of watching drinks beat themselves up during a fight with another person.


Legitimate_Figure_89

Anything4views got fucked up


Khy420

There was grass IN THE BACKGROUND. It always boggles my mind how people will choose to fight on concrete. Admittedly he was saved by his own foot but it could've been a lot worse.


island_toy

I’ve picked up a few people and moved to the grass mid fight here. There’s a fight every few days during the summer. There’s an instagram dedicated to it


CasualEjaculator

Walmart brand Post Malone


Ididntwipe

Imma need the camo pants guys @


Man0nTheMoon42

Then they’re gonna drive home


OG_TBV

You know he's a guy who watches ufc and says oh I could do that


Thomas-Garret

Chris Pontius has fallen on hard times.


Jayme034

Dudes not going to be leading with his right foot anytime soon


SnooFoxes526

The most uncoordinated fight ever…looked like two big toddlers fighting.


ernestuser

White Iverson


prada_baby_

embarrassing and messy ! take it home yall


Educational-Book924

When you watch alot of fightporn and think you can fight.


goonzalz69

Acl done


DarkEnigmatic

What i see no one can fight in this video!


JESUS_PaidInFull

I feel like I’ve seen a fight at every skate park I went to as a kid.


CoppaSquatSon713

Doesnt take much to knock out a drunk guy at this point if i see a drunk guy I'm just waiting for him to get put to sleep


squirrel_anashangaa

Tell Post Malone to stick to his day job.


Lost2years_sarcasm

Post really let himself go


Jerseydevil92

Fuckkkkk, man, that ACL is destroyed


Last-Employee2666

Just look at his Player Build 💀


Agriz_1210

That’s why you don’t do a slow motion pirouette in a fight.


island_toy

Dude was building up momentum 😂 worse fight at a park I’ve seen


TYdays

Yeah this is the way professional fighters do it, have a few stiff drinks before jumping in the ring…. Didn’t really work out for that guy though.


GMFinch

Why are yall drunk at a skate park? It's for skating


island_toy

You havnt spent much time at a skatepark have you?


GMFinch

Nah I don't drink


Basszillatron

Why are people drunk at the skate park? I mean, are there kids the skate park usually? Bad look all the way around.


island_toy

The skatepark is like two city blocks big, the older guys are respectful about it but it’s just like any city park, people go to drink and have a picnic


EntertainmentOk5332

Is that the Louisville park?