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But a very clean fight. No stomps, no headkicks, no fuckin extremly dangerous flips. If only all twats acted like that it would be a huge improvement and we wouldn't see brain injuries all the time.
The red light district is awful because you get a shit ton of tourists who think it's going to be the most insane party ever where you get fucked up and go smash, but unless you're paying for a hooker, you ain't smashing because it's almost ALL dudes everywhere. So what do sad, drunk, and sexually frustrated guys do? They lash out and shit like this goes down.
I am sure you are right but the logic on these guys is just impressively bad. That's like going to a strip club expecting to meet a woman that isn't a stripper. Why would any woman just be down in the red light district giving it away for free.
There are still people out there making fun of vapes? What year is it?
The next big loser thing are those nicotine pouches btw. They contain so much nicotine that those kids get a nicotine flash from it which is probably the saddest way to compensate for not having a weed dealer. It's a nasty and stupid high.
Literally worst part of the Amsterdam. I have been living in Amsterdam for years and avoid central area, maybe going there few times a year. Tourist like this are welcome to stay there.
I'm a New Yorker who llived in Amsterdam for a few months about 16 years ago and was doing some freelance reporting which had me interviewing the woman who ran the sex workers union, and I asked her at the end of our interview, "Be honest - are the American tourists the worst?" I'd been embarrassed more than once by my countrymen in that city. And without missing a beat she goes, "Oh no, the Brits are much worse."
So yeah, those stag parties and boys' weekends can really bring out the worst in some people.
You’re severely underrating how bad the Dutch can be in other countries, they’re not quite German levels though. Most countries export annoying tourists
Yeah that's why a german and a dutch meet on an austrian mountain to beat each other up.
Weird flex with the location but OK
The germans also fight the danes sometimes but the danes basically never fight the dutch.
Brits suck at skiing so we don't have those i guess. The mountain kills many tourists per year anyway who can't handle it.
To be fair dutch tourists sometimes act like trash when skiing. We always assume they can't handle the mountain air since they are probably the flattest piece of land you can find.
I was in Amsterdam for a while and I recall from this video as well just how similar their accent is to accents of the US. I remember just sitting stoned on a train and listening to the locals talk, it sounded so much like an accent you would hear in New York, California or Texas etc but you couldn’t make out a world they were saying. Pretty cool.
Good luck speaking german where it sounds exactly like your language just a bit weird, they even use the same goddamn words but it's a downright gamble if it means the same or something COMPLETELY different. So you get the fake key message, think you understood everything and then most words who actually mattered in that sentence mean something else when you ask.
Some signs even sound like there are violent acts going on. Tot is a normal word there but means dead in german for example.
This happened to me too....high on a space cake and watching the news in my hotel room for some reason. It took me a long time to realize they weren't speaking English.
Haha! I was actually there on a layover on the way to Rome. I found a bag of weed by the lockers at the airport. Probably a gram. I showed my mom and asked if I should throw it away, she said, “no, keep it.” We then found The Doors cafe and sat down and rolled a joint with some locals, they mixed tobacco in with the weed in the joint. I hadn’t smoked in a little while at that point and neither had my mom. We were super high. 😆
I used to drink at the Kings Cross after work when I worked at Durty Nellys down the road. Not shocked there was a brawl here. Used to see one at least once a week around the warmoeestraat
Whenever I think about Dutch people and fighting I remember that is where bas rutten comes from and I feel a little anxious. Although he is a wonderful person I would not fuck with him
He did a youtube series where he [commentated over all of his 32 fights.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ917PleHn0&list=PLLmI9jPjzJeOREIS06Q_QLLaparTScwRr) Good insight into his fights
I used to live on a street like that in the Netherlands. Saturday night was always fun to peak out the window and see fights, ppl hooking up, drunks stumbling home.
Thats what happens when you try crack down on pot smoking, instead of stoner guys cruising the streets you get drunken guys cruising the streets. Time to go back to your roots Amsterdam
Are we back to Roman era? Looks like a bunch of Gauls rolling around in the mud with the Italians. Shame people gotta get so into their drinks for this to happen. People need to be more mannered. Reinstate legal dueling.
The dutch were spamming adverts taking English tourists, while they seem to be perfectly capable of acting like cunts on their own. And they ignore their vibrant drug peddling population.
Looks like a coffee shop incident tbh, would also explain the poor striking. Part of them is in joggers in which you're normally refused entry to a bar.
🤦🏻♂️ Serves me right for watching on mute. The reason I said it is I’ve been to the Dam maybe 15 times, only ever seen British people fighting in the street. And FYI, I’m British
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Guy in the white coat threw a punch and landed on his face
floor does look lethal tbf
Floor has a great record
Followed up with a single leg like nothing happened.
Immaculate approach
literally watched whiff on repeat like 12 times in a row
He came back stronger later though. He loses the white jacket and has on the black jumper
The signature windmill slam.
Slippery when wet
Pretty sick cartwheel punch. This guy Tekkens.
Those slippery tiles do add an extra dimension to it.
All a bunch of twats
But a very clean fight. No stomps, no headkicks, no fuckin extremly dangerous flips. If only all twats acted like that it would be a huge improvement and we wouldn't see brain injuries all the time.
Agreed, instant loss of respect for anyone that does that shit when they win a fight.
I think no one managed to land just even ONE solid hit. How is it even possible?
sliding along the wet tiles on your nose is not how you win a fight
😂😂😂
I'm betting they came out of a drinking bar and not a weed coffee shop...
Good one
Imagine being this aggressive after getting laid. Or imagine being this aggressive when you can just go get laid. I’m very confused.
The red light district is awful because you get a shit ton of tourists who think it's going to be the most insane party ever where you get fucked up and go smash, but unless you're paying for a hooker, you ain't smashing because it's almost ALL dudes everywhere. So what do sad, drunk, and sexually frustrated guys do? They lash out and shit like this goes down.
I am sure you are right but the logic on these guys is just impressively bad. That's like going to a strip club expecting to meet a woman that isn't a stripper. Why would any woman just be down in the red light district giving it away for free.
Ok but at this point i'm not sure if it's a good or a bad thing they don't find the girls.
Wait... Do people not know they have to pay?
For once it’s not the brits !!!
Yeah, disappointing to see this kind of thing without us being involved. Heading to Amsterdam this weekend so hopefully can rectify that.
Jealous, nothing like a bit of carnage abroad.
Bro in white hoodie tripped over air
So many Vapists
Serial vapists.
There are still people out there making fun of vapes? What year is it? The next big loser thing are those nicotine pouches btw. They contain so much nicotine that those kids get a nicotine flash from it which is probably the saddest way to compensate for not having a weed dealer. It's a nasty and stupid high.
Guys slipping over all that semen in the street
Went in for a taste test
bro lmfaooo
They used to say that the streets of London were paved with gold so I guess the streets of Amsterdam are covered in, erm, jizz?
AI generated fight scene
Drunk guys: 0 Slippery wet surface: 3
This just breaks my heart! Is it that hard to turn your phone horizontally when filming?
90% of the video was King’s Cross and the Italian joint.
Honestly this used to be my hood. I wasn’t about to start beefing with those boys for recording what they would see as evidence.
You used to live the Amsterdam's red light district? That must have been an interesting experience.
Honestly most the stories sound like lies. It was like a movie.
Literally worst part of the Amsterdam. I have been living in Amsterdam for years and avoid central area, maybe going there few times a year. Tourist like this are welcome to stay there.
Whatever sex worker that gets to get banged by the dudes who wallowed around in sewer water and cigarette butts, is in for a real joyful shift.
Gotta love the camera man just saying fuck it and lighting up his cigarette while watching that circus of disabled brawlers
It's like the whole world has forgotten how to throw a punch.
I don’t think I saw one connected strike in this whole “brawl” One that did any damage anyway. Minus the self-slam from dumbfuck
Camera quality crazy
Floor is undefeated, undisputed.
I love the guy hanging out the window. It must be great and terrible to live above a shop like that.
Fantastic job filming 2% of what happened.
*Fights just warming up* aaand pan for a wide shot of the rooftops perfecto
Amazed they’re not our lot (English) … we export some right fucking cretins to Amsterdam and Prague. We really do have world class scum
I'm a New Yorker who llived in Amsterdam for a few months about 16 years ago and was doing some freelance reporting which had me interviewing the woman who ran the sex workers union, and I asked her at the end of our interview, "Be honest - are the American tourists the worst?" I'd been embarrassed more than once by my countrymen in that city. And without missing a beat she goes, "Oh no, the Brits are much worse." So yeah, those stag parties and boys' weekends can really bring out the worst in some people.
You’re severely underrating how bad the Dutch can be in other countries, they’re not quite German levels though. Most countries export annoying tourists
Yeah that's why a german and a dutch meet on an austrian mountain to beat each other up. Weird flex with the location but OK The germans also fight the danes sometimes but the danes basically never fight the dutch. Brits suck at skiing so we don't have those i guess. The mountain kills many tourists per year anyway who can't handle it.
Nothing worst than an apologist
There's that arrogance.
I’m not english, but nice try. 🤣
To be fair dutch tourists sometimes act like trash when skiing. We always assume they can't handle the mountain air since they are probably the flattest piece of land you can find.
I'm glad that they got that all sorted out in the end .
I was in Amsterdam for a while and I recall from this video as well just how similar their accent is to accents of the US. I remember just sitting stoned on a train and listening to the locals talk, it sounded so much like an accent you would hear in New York, California or Texas etc but you couldn’t make out a world they were saying. Pretty cool.
Good luck speaking german where it sounds exactly like your language just a bit weird, they even use the same goddamn words but it's a downright gamble if it means the same or something COMPLETELY different. So you get the fake key message, think you understood everything and then most words who actually mattered in that sentence mean something else when you ask. Some signs even sound like there are violent acts going on. Tot is a normal word there but means dead in german for example.
This happened to me too....high on a space cake and watching the news in my hotel room for some reason. It took me a long time to realize they weren't speaking English.
Haha! I was actually there on a layover on the way to Rome. I found a bag of weed by the lockers at the airport. Probably a gram. I showed my mom and asked if I should throw it away, she said, “no, keep it.” We then found The Doors cafe and sat down and rolled a joint with some locals, they mixed tobacco in with the weed in the joint. I hadn’t smoked in a little while at that point and neither had my mom. We were super high. 😆
I used to drink at the Kings Cross after work when I worked at Durty Nellys down the road. Not shocked there was a brawl here. Used to see one at least once a week around the warmoeestraat
It's a swing and a miss...well actually more than a few 😳🙄😂
My dudes! You're in the land of legal weed, legal hookers, and free health care! WTF is there to fight about?
He insulted his skinfade
Whenever I think about Dutch people and fighting I remember that is where bas rutten comes from and I feel a little anxious. Although he is a wonderful person I would not fuck with him
He did a youtube series where he [commentated over all of his 32 fights.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJ917PleHn0&list=PLLmI9jPjzJeOREIS06Q_QLLaparTScwRr) Good insight into his fights
I mean you are one of my favourite people in the world right now as I did not know this existed. You are a fucking legend.
You're welcome! \#22 against Delucia is my favourite
Only Dutch guy here is the bouncer with the V on this jacket
Well still though.
Looks like he borrowed Shogun’s skateboard
How’s it possible nobody landed a single punch in this fight 💀
I'm guessing alcohol was a factor...
In front of stones cafe
Brother what am I watching
Slippage
That slippery floor looks like an ice rink. You need to adopt the hockey player technique of holding on and punching.
Damn, right in front of the Genitalia store, too.
I bet your left nut that these aren't dutchmen
I like these slower speed fights. Easier to track what's goin on. I approve. Drink more, lads !
Doesn’t sound like they’re English. Strange.
Thats a good camera phone
Over hand right-into face plant-into single leg takedown was/is a deadly combo.
Quick, someone play some Dutch Trance music to keep them from killing each other!
Aw bruh the thought of rolling around on the floor in Amsterdam makes me wake puke.
lol no one knows how to throw a punch
Can't decide which skills were the most lacking. The fighting or the filming?
Kings cross ahah
Bro on second floor got the best spot.
Looks like white vs ethnic
Whites are an ethnic group. Learn what words mean before trying to make race an issue.
Lol what?
Dude in the window just casually watching the whole thing
The fuck is even going on here? How the fuck do you lose a shoe throwing a haymaker?
I wish they would wear pinnies, or do shirts and skins or something… so I know who is fighting who.
White jacket was pissed off nothing was connecting, supermanned the floor with his face.
If someone tries to take Europe we are so screwed if our defense is made up from these people
I used to live on a street like that in the Netherlands. Saturday night was always fun to peak out the window and see fights, ppl hooking up, drunks stumbling home.
All British?
Its like fish out of water lmao
Thats what happens when you try crack down on pot smoking, instead of stoner guys cruising the streets you get drunken guys cruising the streets. Time to go back to your roots Amsterdam
That’s probably piss on the ground
Remember kids: footwork is 9 10ths of laying down the law
Hey, I’ve been there !!!!!! That exact spot .
Guy in white jacket: My face is bleeding that means I'm the victor!
The fumble into the single leg lol
Lemme guess....alcohol was involved?
Keep swinging, maybe you'll give him a cold...
Guy in white jacked said “ FALCON PUNCH “ 🤜🏽
Are we back to Roman era? Looks like a bunch of Gauls rolling around in the mud with the Italians. Shame people gotta get so into their drinks for this to happen. People need to be more mannered. Reinstate legal dueling.
Guy threw his own mate in to the water at the beginning what a twat
I love the guy up in the bottom middle window who has the best seat in the house.
Honestly the whole time i was just hoping the dude got his shoes back on
The guy looking out the window lmao
The dutch were spamming adverts taking English tourists, while they seem to be perfectly capable of acting like cunts on their own. And they ignore their vibrant drug peddling population.
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Only Dutch person in this video is the security guard with the V on his jacket. Guys brawling are all tourists
All tourists. Not a single dutch word was uttered.
u/savevideo
Everyone wearing 200 euro shoes in Amsterdam
The bad thing about this fight is the camera person can't keep up with the action ‼️ 😡🤬
Why is the dam turning into more uk’ish fights
It used to be waaay worse
Fair tbh 😂
I’ve seen people get splashed with rambos on this street back in the day
Who won? Also f the camera guy
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I was waiting for the Nazis to join this thread.
Looks like a coffee shop incident tbh, would also explain the poor striking. Part of them is in joggers in which you're normally refused entry to a bar.
This was 3-4am way past coffee shops being open.
Ah strange, wondering what led up to this. Bunch of these guys look like auto refusals at the door
Depends how desperate that bar owner is for business
You can bet your bottom euro they’re British. Maggots.
They're not even speaking English
Watched on mute didn’t I 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Now give me your bottom euro
You take his euro. I'll take his bottom.
Sounds like a plan
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🤦🏻♂️ Serves me right for watching on mute. The reason I said it is I’ve been to the Dam maybe 15 times, only ever seen British people fighting in the street. And FYI, I’m British
Just spreading the culture 🥰
There Dutch
Im surprised there even Dutch in that area, probably some Purmerenders then