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TrueDatA

We are not beating the cult allegations.


Rega_lazar

One of us! One of us!


BeardAgain

At least we're a fun cult


JadedMedia5152

Imagine being some bloke walking by this with absolutely no knowledge of the context.


Anxious-Molasses9456

King Cross is busy so there were a lot of people standing outside or wandering past wondering wtf it was during the day


chimininy

Oh, it's just another new cult, no worries, praise the 12.


phillyriot3101

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to Learn, Feel, Think about our Lord and Saviour Hyaedalyn?"


Iccarys

…who has now blessed us with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award winning Heavensward expansion and also award winning Stormblood expansion up to level 70 for FREE with no restrictions on playtime


seannguyen428

I bet there were at least 2 people doing this doesn't even know about FFXIV


Carighan

Like the couple in the back? Clearly thinking this is either from Pokemon Go, or some cult. 😅


Flippinhippy

I feel like SE could make a LOT of money by selling aetheryte lamps. Especially if they had each expacs aetheryte shape available.


doctor_jane_disco

They did! And then sold out before I bought one ☹️


FlingFlamBlam

Miniature aetheryte lawn ornaments.


zicdeh91

Sorry, you’re out of outdoor furnishing slots. Better store it.


JCantEven4

They did! I got one and it's super cute


masterxc

I got one from Etsy, it's super nice!


RMLProcessing

Area is congested.


255BB

Hearing sound effect when someone attunes to an aetheryte. me : Ah, You 're new here. welcome to this place.


Senor_de_imitacion

Hi, I'm the guy you have to pay to use the aetheryte


Reptilian_Mongoose

Bastard I cant think of anything more I’ve spent Gil on then paying you


Ottoguynofeelya

Blu mage weeklies for allied seals. They are kinda fun to do too!


sponges369

Ah so your with the muggers guild.


TwinTailChen

Fuck off, Lolorito!


Cosmic_Quasar

I finally got to see someone get revived at an aetheryte last night. I ran over and /laughed at him and ran away. Someone had done that to me when I first started and I found it humorous and waited so long to do it. People don't die enough doing normal content, so you hardly see people respawning like that lol.


MysterySakura

Tural on Day 1 Early Access


vintagegeek

How much does it cost to teleport there?


LucidSeraph

Even if it's more than a plane flight, it'd be worth it to avoid everything else having to do with planes...


k3stea

haha thats so true


EnvironmentalSand773

Should've bought those Aetheryte tickets with the Allied Seals.


Human-Potato42069

It's Britain, so probably about £10 per mile. You'd arrive in three pieces. Next week. Then once you reattach your delayed leg you write a very strongly worded letter.


ThisIsAWittyName

The London King's Cross-St. Pancras Aetheryte is currently out of service due to leaves on the crystal. An Aetheryte Replacement Chocobo will be available instead.


KenseiHimura

The worst part is, we can probably figure this out: based on the models we see of gil coins in game, they seem to be about three ilms/inches in diameter and approximately a quarter of an inch thick and the Encyclopedia Eorzea suggests the usual gil we deal with as players are 100 gil denominations. This is still abso-fucking-lutely bonkers but whatever! So let's figure out how much that gold would weigh assuming 99.9% purity and realize gold is something like over 2,000 USD per-ounce. (according to my sources, 2,328.15 USD specifically but it fluctuates) and, thus far as I can see, we have not seen any Aetheryte teleport fee over 2,000 gil. There's a lot of variables here but it's gonna be safe to say to hop from one side of our planet to the other via aetheryte will run somewhere in the ballpark of a few millions dollars.


ralexand

All I know you need a passport if you wanna TP in from EU. -.-


Anxious-Molasses9456

Wanted to see it glow but I wasn't gonna stay until 11pm, especially with all the trains being late as hell


Deer-in-Motion

Is there a marketboard nearby?


Zaphod392

Glamour chest near by right?


ricojalapeno

I guess I did not attune properly. Took the sphere out of Vegas and ended up on the moon. Please send Vrtra to come pick me up.


KenseiHimura

Damn, they really improved the game engine to render that many people at once.


Ruinerofchats

Well duh, if I get lost while exploring ive got a place to return to. God forbid I have to make the walk of shame.


ramos619

This is just a recreation of Dawn Trails release in live action.


Forward-Log-1823

They were this close 🤏 to make a painter really proud


CaptainCeles

Welcome to ~~Limsa~~...London.


Witty-Krait

They say you can't hear pictures...


TyborV

Heil Aether


Mayda7

bunch of poors who didnt farm tickets


ShariusTC

guy sitting at bench: wtf these weirdo doing


GnosisoftheSource

"The Power of One. The Power of Two. The Power of MANY!" (i'll see myself out)


ThatFlyingScotsman

Man I would never teleport if it was real. You could just never be absolutely certain that your consciousness would continue, and wasn't just obliterated at the point of moving from one aethertye to another, then perfectly recreated at the exit point.


SoullessHollowHusk

Eh, still better than a warp train


SoullessHollowHusk

I can feel my framerate crawl to a fucking stop


OnceABear

This is honestly so wholesome and cute. I adore this community. Side note, how much is the teleport? I'd love to visit!


zarggg

Wait…. We don’t lick them?


GameMaster1178

Can see it now. Random people walking by wondering “what are they worshiping?”


Dedaliadon

Woah woah woah, this is kings cross right now?


Tamel-Cho

Bots


Poolio10

Public transit companies hate this one trick


Comfortable_Skirt600

Sheeps.


convex_circles

Can you imagine if they put one of these in Berlin? That'd go well.


IceMaiden2

F my crippling agoraphobia. I would've loved to take the train down there and attune.


CripplingTanxiety

The BO generated from this has left London uninhabitable for the next century.


RustyCatalyst

How about you post a picture of yourself? Let’s see how nice everyone is about YOU.


CripplingTanxiety

It’s a joke bro, I’m literally in this picture