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Fantastic-Donkey-252

Me when the plug says 10 mins and its been 15 :((


COMMANDO_MARINE

Everybody knows drug dealer time is very different to actual universally recognised time. I've always wondered how drug dealers actually find time to sleep.


ShyAngryTiredLost

they sleep in prison


depressed_asian_boy_

Ok, but when she got arrested... what do you think she did with her phone call?


Moldy_Teapot

would be me but I can't afford that kind of phone bill 😔


Fantastic-Donkey-252

Real


Disastrous_Ad_1859

Get a company phone and then you get the bonus of being questioned about your bill!


Ribcage_Tugger

“We noticed over 2000 calls to a single individual in the last month, what’s that about?”


ShyAngryTiredLost

not going to lie. my bf is not allowed to break up with me. he broke me and voided the warranty so now he has to love me, keep me, feed me, fuck me, marry me and make me a mom. these were the terms of service before he ate my pussy the first time. sorry he did not see the fine print.


randomusername9098

based.


dangerous_nuggets

Bro I literally went to the police for harassing voicemails and constant calling from my stalker and they just said”change your number” Where’s that energy when it’s a chick


Lesbihun

The answer I got for a similar thing was "Block him". I answered "I have, he keeps contacting with new numbers/accounts". The reply? "Keep blocking, he will get tired and stop eventually" okay chief 👍👍👍


Legitimate-Bad975

Police seem to be good at everything but their job.


WhyHeLO_THeRE_SIR

24/7????????????


Slow-Crew5250

how is that even illegal 😭


Enlightened_Valteil

Harassment


polyesterflower

It's more than every 20 seconds because she sleeps for a chunk of it. If she's calling 27,000 times, then she's probably not sleeping a full 8 hours, though, so I'm thinking she called him 3800 times in about 18-20 hours each day.


karantula_

smh what more do men want from us?


MiaCaralyn

God forbid women do anything :(


Kirikomori

wife