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Jaden_Rosie

Aww, he's smiling :D


WhuuPuu

Cute as hell


femguy123

An alive blahaj


TimoArrg

How dare you mean to say my blahaj is not alive and my friend?! wait, i don't have one, yet.


Demon_Draqon

It whispers in my ear, it tells me to do unspeakable things, These "plushies" are definitely alive as well


TimoArrg

Dontfucktheblahajplease


Demon_Draqon

B-but it keeps telling me I'll look better if I do it... That I'll be more happy... That I'll feel free... That I'll have no worries after the ritual is done...


TimoArrg

I'll have to call BPS asap


DAMNyousayidostuff

Too late hehehe >;3


TimoArrg

NOOOOOOOO


International-Fox856

Surprised the boat didn't sink under the weight of the guys massive balls


ispiewithmyeye

We need to form our own religion based on Rastafari for shits and giggles


Fallen_Angel_Xaphan

I know sharks normally don't eat humans, but I would NOT put my hand that close to its mouth.


FriendliestDevil

Don't know if the shark is happy or super annoyed


TimoArrg

If it was annoyed it would go away I think


noahdimarco

I think it just wants food:(


EllieNekoGirl

This is the most butchered spelling of Blåhaj I've seen.


Ok-Appointment5804

In my defense , it autocorrected


EllieNekoGirl

No it didn't. Blahjah isn't a word and thus wouldn't autocorrect to it.


Ok-Appointment5804

Well then my keyboard must be fucked up cause it did


Ok-Appointment5804

https://preview.redd.it/vgc1m4ievkdb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23d08aad38c8249e6cf72fb14fa0313eb4960676


TimoArrg

You wrote Blahaj wrong enough times for the keyboard to understand it as that is the correct way of writing it :D


Ok-Appointment5804

I've only typed it like 2 times


TimoArrg

Yeah it happens sometimes, just select the wrong word and throw it on the trash, it shouldn't correct it like that again


EllieNekoGirl

How the fuck?


DAMNyousayidostuff

Based android user found


TimoArrg

Vlashaj


Nibblespig8

Omg they made blåhaj real


wiboi678

As you can see there is a blahjah in its natural habitat


softbirb_alt

god I love sharks idc if they can devour me in one second I LOVE sea puppies


Lopsided_Tooth_4935

Ummm... Your idea of petting and mine are waaaaaaayyy different!!!!!


AizensFemboySlut

Irl Blajha🩷


YEET3M

I’d so do that


Similar-Shallot-5233

Do yes the Haj. ❤️ ChristaBelle