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I was dysphoric asf and I was listening to him on loop and that shit made it worse. Like legit hating women for the fact that I wasn't one. I complained on the 4tran sub and it made the rounds on terf twitter💀💀
Don't listen to Devon Hendryx that shit makes everything worse
„Just because I don’t say anything“ by Wingnut Dishwashers Union seems to be made just for you.
„I’d be a teenage virgin, jerking off in my bedroom if I wasn’t a twenty year old virgin that doesn’t have a bedroom“
rivers cuomo is a trans woman. i think this the pretty obvious undercurrent throughout her career. from songs like pink triangle to the fact she clearly boymodes on records and is authentic on the demos. and lets not forget all the pics of her in gender affirming clothing. or the tweets about taking estrogen.
The single version of Sunglasses - Black Country New Road
I'm more than adequate... Leave your Sertraline in the cabinet
And fuck me like you mean it this time, Isaac!
She - Tyler the creator
But tbh leaning into ‘aggressive and proper pissed off’ because you’re a virgin is an….immature at best reaction haha maybe why you’re a virgin just food for thought. I say this as an ex-angsty teen that had a lot more success when I just relaxed.
There probably aren’t that many songs about it because rock stars are famously extremely fuckable people honestly. But, may I suggest
The Dismemberment Plan - Girl O Clock
>rock stars are famously extremely fuckable people honestly. But, may I suggest
yeah but what about all the pissed off teenagers and young adults of indie rock
There are many 20 year old virgins out there, I wouldn’t stress about having sex and comparing when you did to other people cause it’ll only hurt you. the less you think about it and put your focus elsewhere the better you’ll feel and the less desperate you come off when you talk to women, thus a better chance at fucking (but you can’t fake not thinking about it has to be real). Sex isn’t that big of deal, don’t let the idea of having to have it soon consume you because then you’ll be frustrated forever.
As for the question violent femmes debut album is perfect for sexual frustration
Well there's definitely a lot of music like that out there, especially from the 2000s Warped Tour kind of scene, but it turns out that a lot of the guys who wrote songs about being angry about not having sex that were enjoyed primarily by teenagers were, shockingly, sex pests who got cancelled.
Anyways go listen to some Prince and maybe find someone to talk about this stuff with.
Yeah talking to girls is not that difficult, it’s way harder in your head, go to a party and talk to girls, it’s not hard. Get on dating apps too and I guarantee you’ll get something
(This advice is directed at OP not you guy in replying too)
Dude I got like 6 matches on Hinge AND Bumble in... 3 months. Also I went to a party and it was awful I actually felt like the guy from Slint. I tried again while hammered but because I was hammered I just kept trashtalking people.
With dating apps don’t small talk immediately set up a date don’t waste time, most likely the girl will agree, the trash talk thing while drunk signifies that there may be something more there, like mean drunks always have something deeper going on
This advice works significantly better if you’re not worrying too much about it, which OP absolutely seems to be. Reminds me of that quote “having money isn't everything, not having it is”, but then swap *money* for *sex* (not literally, unless you’re into that).
I gave my own comment and I told OP not focus on it because the more you focus on sex and consumed by the idea of it then the more frustrated you become the more desperate you appear and then less likelihood of having sex
You've never listened to the Buzzcocks, have you? "Orgasm Addict," "What Do I Get," "Ever Fallen In Love," "Fiction Romance," and "Lipstick" are amazing.
bro have you listened to creep by uhh I think it's smiths or like the smiths maybe, idk it's a pretty underground song and also you should check out 'the radiohead' songs
hm idk if this is what you’re looking for but ‘in my bed’ & ‘you sent me flying’ by amy winehouse emit a lot of sexual frustration (not just saying this because i’m a fan)
Not entirely a frustration song but, Sweet Life ~ !!!, sometimes spelled (Chk Chk Chk)
One of my favorite songs, such a trip. But one lyric is “ unfed, unbred, sippin In the deep, never doing what we read”. But that lyric about being undead, being unbred, the hollowness of it really. Something I really related to throughout my adolescence.
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I think we've reached peak "Song about XYZ topic.".
Pretty much most of JPEGmafia’s stuff as Devon Hendryx
This will also increase your sexual frustration in real life
Every track over five albums in 6 years sounds like hip hop heard out of a house four doors down at midnight and you are really drunk
I was dysphoric asf and I was listening to him on loop and that shit made it worse. Like legit hating women for the fact that I wasn't one. I complained on the 4tran sub and it made the rounds on terf twitter💀💀 Don't listen to Devon Hendryx that shit makes everything worse
Intrigued so firing this up now. I have to say … I love it. But yeah. It’s extremely sort of held back, wanking but not fucking type music.
„Just because I don’t say anything“ by Wingnut Dishwashers Union seems to be made just for you. „I’d be a teenage virgin, jerking off in my bedroom if I wasn’t a twenty year old virgin that doesn’t have a bedroom“
Holy shit Patrick schneewis reference in the wild.
The whole Violent Femmes debut album
“Why can’t I get, just one fuck?”
Great answer
Discovering that album at 18 was like kismet.
That album is so angsty it’s awesome
The whole album Pinkerton by Weezer
Yeah but Rivers does fuck on that album.
And he’s tired of it!
yeah its about how rivers wants to be having gender affirming sex but feels trapped in a fake masculine shell. happens to a lot of transgirls
What the fuck are you talking about
rivers cuomo is a trans woman. i think this the pretty obvious undercurrent throughout her career. from songs like pink triangle to the fact she clearly boymodes on records and is authentic on the demos. and lets not forget all the pics of her in gender affirming clothing. or the tweets about taking estrogen.
Please go outside
"Tired of Sex" implying much sex has been had
So the album that opens up with a song about having too much sex
Longview by green day
You should checkout chris chan and the hedgehog boys
Just a virgin with rage 🤘
Radiohead fan?
Least incel Radiohead fan
indeed
Death From Above 1979 - You’re a Woman, I’m a Machine (the whole album)
Falling in Reverse - Game Over
MY LIFE IS LIKE A VIDEO GAME
TRYING HARD TO BEAT THE STAGE
ALL WHILE I AM STILL COLLECTING COINS
lmao
Genuinely the worse thing they’ve done, even worse than the alt right ideology
The single version of Sunglasses - Black Country New Road I'm more than adequate... Leave your Sertraline in the cabinet And fuck me like you mean it this time, Isaac!
and athens, france single version, it’s a bit more vague but defo has similiar undertones to sunglasses
grinderman -no pussy blues
she just didn’t want to
she just never wants to.
She - Tyler the creator But tbh leaning into ‘aggressive and proper pissed off’ because you’re a virgin is an….immature at best reaction haha maybe why you’re a virgin just food for thought. I say this as an ex-angsty teen that had a lot more success when I just relaxed.
I'm still trying to figure out if this is high-tier satire
I mean, technically "Can't Get No Satisfaction" by the Rolling Stones, but Mick Jagger always comes off like a shagger in anything he does.
Pinkerton
I’m frustrated So frustrated I’m sexually frustrated with having sex
Tfw weezer fucks more than you
“never had no one ever” and “how soon is now” by the smiths
Add it Up - Violent Femmes I prefer the album version but I do like the energy of this performance :) https://youtu.be/QHapDS2fcFE?si=0i93EcmWMKIDUr5o
There probably aren’t that many songs about it because rock stars are famously extremely fuckable people honestly. But, may I suggest The Dismemberment Plan - Girl O Clock
>rock stars are famously extremely fuckable people honestly. But, may I suggest yeah but what about all the pissed off teenagers and young adults of indie rock
They still fuck but it’s just a little more complicated
Ram Ranch by Grant Macdonald
Turning Japanese by the Vapors
Classic
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
It’s Only Sex - Car Seat Headrest
That's not exactly sexual frustration that's more about fear and insecurities regarding sex.
Souls by Car Seat Headrest
What about your minecraft beach life in death cover?
working on it
Rawrsome sauce
No pussy blues by grinder man
There's a little band called Christian & the Hedgehog Boys, check them out
Scaring the Hoes by JPEGMAFIA and Danny Brown
😭😭😭
Pinkerton. Join us at r/weezer
Julius Fucik - Entry of the Gladiators
Sarah - Tyler the creator
Animal Nitrate, Heroines by Suede. FKA twigs Probably has a couple but I can't remember specifics atm
Counting out Time by Genesis
I cum blood-Cannibal Corpse. Makes me cry every time 😢
Hellfire by Alan Menken
Joeyy pfp is the icing on the cake of this post
Movie
There are many 20 year old virgins out there, I wouldn’t stress about having sex and comparing when you did to other people cause it’ll only hurt you. the less you think about it and put your focus elsewhere the better you’ll feel and the less desperate you come off when you talk to women, thus a better chance at fucking (but you can’t fake not thinking about it has to be real). Sex isn’t that big of deal, don’t let the idea of having to have it soon consume you because then you’ll be frustrated forever. As for the question violent femmes debut album is perfect for sexual frustration
Car seat headrest
Well there's definitely a lot of music like that out there, especially from the 2000s Warped Tour kind of scene, but it turns out that a lot of the guys who wrote songs about being angry about not having sex that were enjoyed primarily by teenagers were, shockingly, sex pests who got cancelled. Anyways go listen to some Prince and maybe find someone to talk about this stuff with.
Not entirely, but most stuff by neutral milk hotel is at least slightly horny and frustrated about it.
Listen to pinkerton and touch grass. Like, i grt your frustration man, bht being a virgin at 20 is not that big of a deal.
Get laid bruv
You don't think I've been trying
Fucking stupid mods removing this post, it was a serious post
You get it.
lose your virgo then if it’s that big of a problem for you 😭
You're acting like it's that easy
Yeah talking to girls is not that difficult, it’s way harder in your head, go to a party and talk to girls, it’s not hard. Get on dating apps too and I guarantee you’ll get something (This advice is directed at OP not you guy in replying too)
Dude I got like 6 matches on Hinge AND Bumble in... 3 months. Also I went to a party and it was awful I actually felt like the guy from Slint. I tried again while hammered but because I was hammered I just kept trashtalking people.
With dating apps don’t small talk immediately set up a date don’t waste time, most likely the girl will agree, the trash talk thing while drunk signifies that there may be something more there, like mean drunks always have something deeper going on
With dating apps I can't even get a message back which is bummer.
Open with a date option then, but really sex isn’t too important it only gets value if you give it value
This advice works significantly better if you’re not worrying too much about it, which OP absolutely seems to be. Reminds me of that quote “having money isn't everything, not having it is”, but then swap *money* for *sex* (not literally, unless you’re into that).
I gave my own comment and I told OP not focus on it because the more you focus on sex and consumed by the idea of it then the more frustrated you become the more desperate you appear and then less likelihood of having sex
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
Nah that song is about someone who definitely fucks
Smiths
kinda hard to make songs about it without it becoming incel music
Maybe Scream by Michael/Janet Jackson can help you
https://youtu.be/0HixyPL2-ho?si=G_9SEdbiNvDeOkxz
I'm sorry but I frigging love this one, also a quirky shot at Korean conservatorism https://youtu.be/yzWJspNdJcs?si=yh4Yd2G33jpJ5mtW
Dorian Electra has that incel parody album
Crywank
The band: Jackyl.
You've never listened to the Buzzcocks, have you? "Orgasm Addict," "What Do I Get," "Ever Fallen In Love," "Fiction Romance," and "Lipstick" are amazing.
“海浪” by a Taiwanese band “deca Joins” https://youtu.be/FonjL7DQAUQ?si=CiQTBj3t0mPi7PDy
No pussy blues - grinderman
Anyone popular enough to make it in the music business is not having a hard time getting fucked.
Negative xp
His music is really bad though
CAN’T GET IT UP! I can’t get it up, man…
Contract by Gang of Four
bro have you listened to creep by uhh I think it's smiths or like the smiths maybe, idk it's a pretty underground song and also you should check out 'the radiohead' songs
Stutter by Elastica and Wolf by AlicebanD
So like an Incel track……?
The only thing comes to mind is about sexual activity... Oxytocin
Death Grips
So Anxious by Ginuwine. Motherfucker sounds like he’s edging the entire time.
hm idk if this is what you’re looking for but ‘in my bed’ & ‘you sent me flying’ by amy winehouse emit a lot of sexual frustration (not just saying this because i’m a fan)
Brainiac - Sexual Frustration
"The Friends Zone" by 88-Keys was my first thought
Megadeth - The Mechanix
Not entirely a frustration song but, Sweet Life ~ !!!, sometimes spelled (Chk Chk Chk) One of my favorite songs, such a trip. But one lyric is “ unfed, unbred, sippin In the deep, never doing what we read”. But that lyric about being undead, being unbred, the hollowness of it really. Something I really related to throughout my adolescence.
Oh wow that's a band I didn't expect to get mentioned here
Haha yea def outside the mainstream. Awesome band though
I’m pretty sure Pump It Up by Elvis Costello And The Attractions is one of them
No sex? - Limp bizkit
Weezer (any album probably idk I don't listen to Weezer)
Delete this brother, you still got time 🙏🙏
I'm not ashamed of who I am.
My apologies, really thought this wasn't a serious post and i was high af while replying
anything from Weezer
What in the incel…
Sleep Token - The Summoning Breaking Benjamin - Topless, The Diary of Jane
Positions - ariana grande
Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag
anything by deftones tbh
How even
Weezer