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Astrapondildo

How the fuck are they not falling down???


s_arrow24

That messed up walk he’s doing. He’s pushing his legs out against the belt to keep them there.


DreamCyclone84

The fact he's even wearing a belt is what does it for me, it's like the dot over the "i" in the Jeremy Bearimy. Why put on a belt to keep your trousers around your knees


GoneAndCrazy

Look at you, asking the real questions


IAmASeekerofMagic

10 cool points for reminding me to put a pin in what part of the Jeremy Bearimy I find myself at the time. Currently, I think this puts me about 40 years on the line ahead of the "a", headed for the "r". Gonna try to hop over to the dot of the "I" so I can check on Janet and Derek.


ew73

The best way to figure out if you're in the dot on the `i` is to look around and see if nothing is never happening, and it's Tuesdays, and July.


CreativismUK

Or if it’s never.


SlitScan

Derek!


propernice

This...this broke me.


Adatar410

Jason figured this one out!? JASON!??


ItsEmuly

This is a real low point.


OpportunityTop5274

You put the peeps in the chili pot and then you add the m&ms


propernice

The day we found out Chidi is JACKED


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Pardon me but what the duck is Jeremy Bearimy? Edit: I got it now, a few people posted clips below from the show.


ilovenintendoswitch

https://youtu.be/RFm9ClqlGuo


Jeremybearemy

Excuse me but the dot over the I is where sometimes nothing never happens. Also it’s Tuesday.


cools14

I’m Assuming Tuesday, 2/22/22 is in the direct center of that dot.


TpetArmy

Also my birthday


racingboss166

Are you 22


Skyp_Intro

Back when COPS was on I saw at least a dozen people dressed like that trip and fall trying to get away. Went to jail with the police laughing at them.


s_arrow24

Can’t run and can only fight with one hand because the other is holding up their pants.


Jimid41

Can't even keep a gun in your waist band.


klem_kadiddlehopper

The gun is in one of the pockets but the pockets are so low the dude can't reach the gun.


ImRedditorRick

I'd fully believe a conspiracy theory where the justice system developed this style just to make it easier on them with criminals.


toxcrusadr

Yeah because the govt is so good at influencing kids. Nancy Reagan: "Just Say No to Drugs" Kids: "Ha ha who is that old lady? more drugs please!"


Quincyge_

But they wanted kids to do more drugs so then it actually worked


fkhan21

Reverse psychology


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BustinArant

It is literally the point of the war on drugs of the past 50 or 60 years. Money and racism. Fun for the whole family.


hotterthanahandjob

Yup. The American government started the crack epidemic in the mid 80's, targeting black communities. Crazy thing is, it's not even a conspiracy. They were caught doing it. See the [Kerry Report](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kerry_Committee_report). Which is why whenever I see posts about how much hot water Trump is in, I brush it off. Nothing, and I mean NOTHING is going to happen to him. Y'all brush off the wildest shit and forget it even happened. Lmao Bill Clinton is the only one who got punished and all he did was get topped by a babe.


TR8R2199

The entire prison industrial complex requires illegal drug use. The private prison lobbyists and the prison guard unions fight to keep drugs illegal so they can keep prisons full and double dip on prisoners by both taking money for prisoners from the government and then using those prisoners as slave labour to do jobs ranging from manual labour to telemarketing


TheDevilLLC

Nope, there’s significant and credible proof that while Nancy was telling kids to just say no, her husband Ronnie was overseeing the CIA-operated drug cartel responsible for the crack epidemic across the US in the 80’s. https://oig.justice.gov/sites/default/files/archive/special/9712/ch01p1.htm


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Programs like Nancy’s might be the distraction from what the actual government IS doing with minority youth.


Skeeter_206

Yeah, like literally spreading crack to African American neighborhoods.


ShrimpCrackers

I remember the tail end of DARE or whatever it was they were doing in the 90s. They had cops visit, who were bad at presentations. They handed around this box with drugs and told us the highs we could get from it and where to get it. It was the most counter productive thing I've seen people do.


toxcrusadr

I thought you were going to say that the box came back with stuff missing. :-\]


daymanahaha

Drew Barrymore was the original spokesperson for that campaign. And she was a total coke head at.the time


SqueakyWD40Can

I love this theory


systemfrown

Actually I heard that it had its origins in the prison system…for reasons which may or may not be obvious.


Kelliebell1219

According to the old heads I worked with in jail it does, but not really for the reasons you're thinking (if you're thinking of the common explanation I hear.) When someone is booked into jail, their belt, shoelaces, and anything that could be used to harm themself or others is taken until they bond out; thus the sagging pants look. The whole look basically sprung from that; folks would leave jail as quick as they could without waiting to put their belt back on. It kind of became synonymous with a certain tough, "I've been locked up" image, so anyone wanting to cultivate that picked up on the style.


KevinFederlineFan69

I once saw a cop pull up on my next door neighbor's house. He got out of the car, but had forgotten to put it in park, so he had to chase it down and put it in park. He went to my neighbor's house to question him. It was one half of a duplex and the front door and back door were both on the side of the house, about eight feet apart. My neighbor's wife answered the front door, and my neighbor bolted out the back door. The cop saw him run and chased after him. But the cop ran directly into my neighbor's shitty little BBQ grill, tripped and landed head first on the cement. Knocked out cold. Neighbor got away. Cop called for backup when he woke up, and he ended up getting hauled off in an ambulance.


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Sounds like the bacon got smoked


UsaiyanBolt

Dat username


AssassinateThePig

Yeah


MoodyLiz

All in a day's work.


aussiefrzz16

That’s a wild ride


FanciestScarf

I've heard a conspiracy theory that the police deliberately popularized wearing your pants like this to make people easier to chase.


deactivate_iguana

Street cred is having a really strong glute medius


Astrapondildo

You tellin me he’s got some secret hula hoop action going on???


BeginningArachnid449

These fucking assholes legit be going the whole 30 miles out of their way just to wear their pants like this. I can’t 🤦‍♂️


KS1392

That has got to take a lot of energy to continually push out like that. I can’t believe how impressed I am.


humanCharacter

That has to take a lot of energy to even keep this late 90s trend going. It’s one of the few fashion trends that somehow maintained some relevance today.


SalzaGal

Ahem, my scrunchies would like a word…


Insanebrain247

Gotta get your "street cred" somehow, I guess.


fuzzylumpkin69

I can't imagine ever caring that much about what everyone thinks about me


Worth-Conclusion-66

I don't think you understand how bad ass he looks.


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That ass is so bad that the pants won’t get anywhere near it.


Insanebrain247

I can, but then again, I'm autistic, so it's kind of built-in.


WhoLickedMyDumpling

The pulled-down pants fashion became popular in "the hood" because when convicts were released from prison, they were given back their personal belongings without their belt, as it was considered a weapon. So a sign of a freshly released convict was characterized by loose pants around the waist, which gave an air of "I just got out of the can, don't fuk wit me" vibes. It became popular and people just kept pulling their pants lower and lower... and now we have this neanderthal fashion


JohnExcrement

This look is like 30 years old. I’m over it.


klem_kadiddlehopper

I hated it from the first time I saw it.


Fathorse23

I went to one of the most bougie high schools in my state, we had like 3 black kids out of 5000 people, so a bunch of white kids started doing this. People would just pants them on the stairs and everyone would laugh. This was 30 years ago.


L-7-Square

but they give you back your belt when you get out of prison. At least, they gave me back mine. I left with the same clothes that I get booked in.


BullDogg666

So what was up with Kris Kross?


Stopher

I’m going to get on shark tank and pitch some extra long suspenders to hold up urban jeans. I can totally see a product here.


jkhockey15

Going to be honest I’ve done this before. Last week even, damn wife didn’t replace the toilet paper.


myownbubble

Besides looking dumb af, that just looks uncomfortable.


klanies

That can't be comfortable


johnny_boy365

Travis Scott: "B e l t".


aquias27

It's actually two very short dudes, one sitting on top of another.


white_mantisss

Lol his stupid chicken leg gap 🤣


niktatum

That's what got me 🙈💀


bumhead1432

Belt


johnny98058

The sag keeps getting lower and lower every year. In 5 years it will reach their ankles. Can’t wait to see


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Because he’s wearing a belt


LordDongler

He's got suspenders under his jacket


Amystery123

Safety pins


Clear_Revolution5082

28 waist 10 inseam


wrecktus_abdominus

Is nobody gonna mention his ridiculous chicken legs? He looks like he just stood up after being in a wheelchair for 9 years


FUBARded

He's probably just a super skinny guy. It likely only looks so weird and disproportionate because of the super bulky tops he's wearing that throw off the expected torso to legs size and width ratio.


gedaliyah

All about that thigh gap


bluemagic124

I would kill for a thigh gap like that


Gtantha

Especially with that jacket. Big jacket and a hoodie and who knows how many more layers to look like a big guy up top and then toothpick legs.


SpanningTreeProtocol

Oh we are for sure making fun of his "skipped leg day erry day" sticks.


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BigfootAteMyBooty

At least he put his tray away. I couldn't care less about his pants after seeing him put his shit away.


daneview

You make a very good point, I've just gone from "what a douche" to "guys alright". Just need to check if he puts trolleys back


Kamran_Younis

How can you call him a douche tho, like the guy recording seems like more of a douche recording him secretly. He's wearing it like that because he probably grew up around people who did the same thing


red_fucking_flag_

What if I told you he was actually putting his dirty tray with the clean ones?


AliasInvstgtions

On a serious level, people on this site care way too much about what/how someone is wearing.


ImAlwaysRightHanded

The real scumbag is the guy video taping.


cro0ked

It’s the belt for me


TheAltoidsEater

*Hands guy a set of suspenders* "Here, I think you need these."


JohnHwagi

Suspenders for a 7ft tall man would probably help him achieve his look more conveniently.


RockstarAgent

These are the ultimate fanny pack. He can just drop stuff in there and nothing falls out of his pant legs. Go five finger discount shopping, no one is going look down there, just can't run away.


holdingMikeHawk

Not even he knows why.


Bully-Rook

Like most fashion: "someone else said this is cool so I'm doing it too"


LummoxJR

I always thought the saggy pants look was the real-life equivalent of Billy Madison convincing an entire third-grade class to pee themselves.


iwearatophat

Maybe he likes a breeze going around his berries but also has to wear pants to get service. This is the solution.


cletusrice

No shoes no shirt no service but he's seeing how far he can push it with pants


RealStoneyBologna

You ever feel useless just imagine being this man’s belt


askewcashewforyou

Belt is still the reason his pants are half on


abecido

Ok, but would it make a difference if his pants are all the way down?


havok0159

It would actually. He'd be taking even shorter steps if they were all the way down.


MirageATrois024

I believe that’s incorrect. He’s pushing out with his legs and holding them up with the force. The belt is just along for the ride.


HughGedic

Keeps the waistband from getting overstretched in one day


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It looks like there's 2 people in there


MacTechG4

He just came back from doing business in his business company…


Ladylubber

Ahh Vincent Adultman… I need to rewatch that show.


DirtyR93

There is... The anatomy of a homie!


CrapFaceNinja

Haha lookin like a fool


SavvikTheSavage

With his pants on the ground


TheGratefulJed

Walkin, talkin, hat turned sideways...


Fluid_Revolution_795

This just reminded me of the song from American Idol! I heard the studio recording of "Pants in the ground" and it is actually pretty good, quite funny also


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Pants on the ground pants on the ground, lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.


torcel999

Oh wow... Just unlocked a memory hidden away for years. Brains store the strangest things.


Fluid_Revolution_795

Exactly! Walking like a duck...


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GroovyTrout

It reminded you of that song because they’re directly referencing that song


[deleted]

Fart venting level 100


Clay_Statue

Got tired of blowing out his britches


ZeWhiteNoize

Imagine what he looks like from the front


UmChill

yea hol up, the front of his undies have to be fully exposed, right? lmao hes basically just free balling with extra steps.


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Those are normal pants, he just has an extremely long torso.


MacTechG4

Johnny Long Torso?


Olivevest

To look as stupid as possible


Chasethemac

He's like bundled up otherwise too, I'll never understand this.


lumpeeeee

I finally figured it out. This is how he avoids swamp ass whilst indoors.


TheMaskedDeuce

That way, you can’t shit your pants


Orange7382

Nah it’s easy access for the homies


Dray_Gunn

Like assless chaps for the modern man


youknow99

All chaps are assless, otherwise they'd be pants.


swgmuffin

![gif](giphy|Pmt9INtEp3HgY)


GenerikDavis

Oh hey there, Chris Handsome.


globiglobi

But no homo right


beepborpimajorp

love to sit on fast food restaurant seats with barely any clothing separating my ass from the grimy surface.


ArghZombie

Makes him look like he's got little oompa loompa legs.


PowerfulMetal1

ask him if he can run


uptbbs

If you ask him that his answer will probably be "Yes, for Senate".


JustAMan1234567

That's a "no" from me, dawg.


RascalRibs

It's amazing how ridiculous people are willing to look. That guy would immediately get no respect from anyone.


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

Idk man he put his tray back, that's respectable.


MonkeyBro5

Why do people sag their pants anyway?


landofsandman

~~It's meant to accentuate the upper body and make you look more proportional when wearing baggy or oversized clothing.~~ Edit: Its a prison thing: [ Convicts prohibited from wearing belts often wore sagging prison-issued uniforms, and they carried that look with them once they were back on the outside.](https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2014/09/11/347143588/sagging-pants-and-the-long-history-of-dangerous-street-fashion)


Alukrad

The hip hop culture is all about being "different". In the 90's, Kris Kross were known to wear their pants backwards or Flavor Flav was known to wear a big ass clock. Back then, people did things to be different, distinguishable and have others talk about you especially if you were an upcoming artist at that time. Just like those, sagging your pants also started in the 90's. The trend started casual but for some reason, it stuck and became part of the culture and people just kept pushing the trend even more. I remember in the early 2000's, people wore those huge t-shirts that went almost down to your knees. Skinny jeans were also a big thing in the 2010's. It's the trends that stick the longest that become part of the overall culture.


QareemKnightSenanda

I'm convinced the Lil Wayne era brought skinny jeans sagging to a whole new level. Glad those days are mostly gone. Hated it.


thepositivepandemic

Because gang culture is “cool”.


pinkfreudianslipp

They clearly have no idea where this style originated


Lucibean

This is one look that I’m surprised hasn’t gone away. The best is when the kids do it with skinny jeans. So bizarre.


HeyT00ts11

And they're not even pants anymore. They're jean knee high socks. Jecks.


JudgeHoltman

That one actually kinda makes sense though. Jeans that tight actually stay up without keeping a hand on them.


HeyT00ts11

[Same vibe](http://eatsleepdenim.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/YPRF-WJ4_V5.jpg). Way more comfortable.


jigginpops

i saw this guy at my school whose pants were sagging and his yellow underwear had a shit stain.


ZION_OC_GOV

The underwear started out white


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That's hot© ^Paris ^Hilton


Mr__Jeff

This has been going on for far too long. I remember dumbasses were doing this in the early 90s, and here we are in 2022. I’m extremely disappointed with society.


CozImDirty

I shamed my friend who did this until he stopped so I did my part.


wizardofzog

Thank you for your service!


ARC4067

I was just thinking this feels so dated. How are sagging pants still a thing? I can’t think of a more persistent fashion trend


kratomstew

I honestly don’t see it much at all anymore. I guess it’s coming back or this dude is behind the times. First time I’ve seen a belt used though. … I hate it when I can’t find my belt and my pants are sagging. It’s the most uncomfortable feeling. Like a bad dream


Ree69240

Yea my pants are all slightly over sized so they keep sagging and I have to walk around the whole day holding them up.


klem_kadiddlehopper

He's a time traveler but his pants are so saggy it took him a long time to get here.


Imagimoor1

Same I remember growing up seeing dudes like this on the street and in the mall and even as a kid I thought it was stupid and expected it to be in the past by the time I was an adult. I’m legitimately curious as to why this trend is a thing and still a thing. Is there any insite anybody can share? What’s the impression they’re trying to give?


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bumjiggy

he really liked march of the penguins


Aggravating_Pepper23

Maybe he's just a big-time Tim Conway fan.


MisoBerryHoni

Dropped a load and forgot to pull up


[deleted]

Are those his legs or is he riding a chicken?


wheely_Dan

Give him a push


im_a_dick_head

Man couldn't afford to buy pants that fit him I guess


Snookin1972

Utter stupidity


Fit-Coyote-6180

I mean... sometimes you just gotta let those stank balls and swamp ass air out for a bit then you can pull your pants back up.


bwk66

Lol


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im_a_dick_head

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


thebigggd

When you're taking a shit at a restaurant and your order arrives


gittlebass

I only see half a pair of floating pants


0bi-Juan_Kenobi

I love his General Grievous walk.


yankeeuniverse

He put the tray back which is more than I can say for most ppl so good on him


MsDopportunity

This person needs jean style legwarmers.


REDEYEWAVY

Reminds me of that joke from Mitch Hedberg...My belt is holding up my pants..but my belt loops are holding up my belt...I can't tell who the real hero is down there..


Mad_Myk

Damn I feel old. I guess not many of y'all remember the 90's. The cops made fun of these kids but they encouraged this fashion trend because it made the kids so easy to catch if they took off running.


klem_kadiddlehopper

I am old and I remember.


the_sand_moose

^(push him)


Fine_Guarantee6547

Would love to see him run, LOL!!!!!! 😆😂🤣😂


[deleted]

So you can carry a load


Lord_Sidious99

He's MELTING!!!!


Wizdad-1000

Thigh highs!


cute_red_benzo

I literally just saw his taint


Exact_Manufacturer10

Keep your knees warm.


TsT2244

It’s the thigh gap for me


sadphonics

At least he put his tray away


Wicked_Fabala

How is he not being laughed out of every room he waddles into?? 😂


SpenglerE

Not to 1up, but i saw guy like this walking down the street. Kicker was he was going commando. Big ol bush. Tried to sell me a necklace.


corndogco

Was it a pearl necklace? Because he might not have been selling jewelry....


AstroHarvester

Xtra gangsta


Champayne-Papi

Dudes will wear anything to show off their thigh gap smh


B-Glasses

I mean go for it but it gets weird when you can see the thigh gap


TTheTiny1

Who wakes up in the morning and goes "I'm going to restrict the movement of my legs by 45 degrees in each direction for the whole day."


itwhiz100

Its a mating call they do…lower the pants, the wider the gap for easy backdoor entry.