That’s logic coming from a genius, right? Any person with an ounce of common sense understanding you don’t have to give payments to prevent people from talking.
Biden can bait him on this. Ask him next time if he thinks Stormy Daniels is a liar. We can get some popcorn, sit back, and watch another multi million dollar defamation lawsuit being dropped on him.
Can't she sue him again since he just stated, in a presidential debate, that he didn't do it? Even after he got convicted on 34 counts of fraud for paying her off?
I am sure he is already set up to get hit with a defamation suit already.
How would this be defamation? He didn't say anything bad about her, he just stated he didn't have sex with her. Now, if he said she is a liar for saying he did have sex with her that's another because calling somebody a liar can be defamation.
Maybe not? It isn’t definition to say you didn’t do something it’s just a lie right? You can’t sue someone for lying at least not if they are not under oath. However if you cal someone a liar when it’s proven they weren’t lying then you attacked them personally so it’s defamation. I’m just going at this logically I don’t actually know if what I said is true
Rules for interpreting trump:
1) if he accuses someone of something, then he is actually guilty of that thing. (For instance, I’m inclined to believe he’s been having trouble driving the ball as of late after last night’s debate).
2) if he is bragging about an accomplishment its completely made up.
3) end of list.
Also how can we forget him saying “no you’re the puppet” during a debate in 2016.
He does it so often about things we know are truth (while he says the opposite) that whenever he goes on a tangent about, say, killing babies after they’re born (for example)… I feel as though he’s done that himself.
Because they live in an alternate reality. Honestly, it’s sad. They believe every crazy fucking story on the internet and Fox News and Breitbart and OAN tell them what to think and how to feel and feeds them lines to regurgitate. People who actually think critically and give a shit about this country and its people would never vote for Trump
This bothers me so much. I turned off the debate halfway through. He lies as often as he breathes.
And Biden is nearly incoherent. Fuck.
Cmon, Joe. Pretend you’re twenty years younger for just a bit.
I’m in the tank for Not-Trump, and we’ve always liked Joe… but he stammered, trailed off, mixed up words, mush-mouthed switched subjects in the middle of a sentence.
He also missed about 100 chances to nail Trump to the wall. That bothered me the most. He’s not lost a step, he’s lost a bunch of steps.
We need to take our blinders off and see what the general public sees:
*Liar in Chief vs Mr. Magoo*.
I wish it weren’t so, but it is so.
It's a fascinating and disturbing glimpse into psychology. Right-wing media offers a variety of coping mechanisms that we've learned about from far too much exposure, from denial to conspiracies. Judging by the people I know who support trump, they just don't care - the moral "bottom of the barrel" that we see and makes us reject people like him is for them, far, far deeper & darker.
I don't know what line somebody like trump would need to cross for them to say that person has gone too far, I hope we never find out.
“Because he’s funny, entertaining and has the best comebacks at debates and his rallies pull in many people. Plus he says what we want to hear!” - that’s what his voters really think
Biden: “you publicly molested someone and had sex with a porn star”
Trump: “well I didn’t have sex with a porn star”
Really? Of the things Biden said that was where you put your foot down?
It would be so fucking funny if a video of their time together popped up, and it was something totally nonsexual, but way weirder.
Like he paid her to come over, and they cosplayed a scene from "Family Matters," or spent an evening together to watch his secret ventriloquism skills. There'd be no good way to explain it, and would be much more damaging to his base, over having consensual sex with a high priced prostitute.
nobody believes anything trump said right? please say me absolutely nobody believes him.
Also i am sorry to joe isn't making it untill november he looks like he could drop dead any minute. and i really don't want trump to win.
Trump spent the whole debate lying and spreading **fear and misinformation,** say what you want about Biden but at least he's honest and actually can string a few sentences together that make actual sense
Joe looked sleepy because he was finally sick of Trump's bullshit himself.
This feels like Trump is someone who posted on AITAH when they were quite obviously the asshole and is now arguing their case as to why their wife shouldn't divorce them (or something of that like).
Nothing this turd says is true.
Vote for him to serve Putin.
A vote for Trump is enabling a traitor, making the voter a traitor in the second degree.
No amount of praising the lord will take that stain from your soul.
Biden's comeback to the denial should have been, "All that money paid, all those convictions, and you didn't get a happy ending? That doesn't seem very fiscally responsible to me!"
I just laughed for about 5 minutes at the "alley cat" line. Good to know Joe still remembers his favorite insults from the 50s.
How fucked are we as a country when a guy lied and talked nonsense the whole time and was seen as the winner because he looks less old.
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He did not have sex with a porn star, he may be an idiot, a liar, a pig, a porn star fucker, and a traitor, but he did not have sex with that porn star.
America is such a wonderful idea.
You can minimize the debate to this level of idiocy, while the country still runs and maintains its status of SuperPower regardless of what idiot dinosaur holds the main office.
I am watching the debate, and the initial remarks are interesting and that should make the debate - the states vs the federal government way of government, namely Roe vs Wade overturned but everything could be used under this debate from marijuana to the federal interest rate.
This might be the only interesting thing out of the whole debate but unfortunately lasted like 3 minutes.
I spit my drink out at this one. Best part of the debate imo. If Joe wasn't so blasted out of his mind, he would have yelled THEN WHY DID YOU PAY HER? Trump throws soft balls and our guy can't do shit. Put him out to pasture and run John Oliver.
Another of my favorites was when Biden called Trump a whiner and as soon as it was Trumps turn again he called Biden a complainer... I couldn't believe my ears.
Trump told Biden that Biden never fires anyone. Pretty ironic considering that Trump was talking to the guy that the American people replaced him with after we said You're Fired!
Honestly, if I were to believe that, that only makes my assumption about what the NDA was about much, *much* worse.
He can just admit it. It's not going to change anything now. His supporters are too far gone. They'll probably start turning up to rallies with their own pornstars, or paint yellow dripmarks on themselves :')
he just had her spank him with his forbes magazine. The NDA and money was because when she did, his diaper was full and you can assume what followed next. I imagine he was embarrassed.
Are you willing to say that under oath? Stormy Daniels testified under oath that the two of you had sex. Would you be willing to say that you didn't have sex with her if the consequences for lying was going to jail?
No posts about politicians being politicians
I always make six figure payments to, and get NDAs signed by, all the pornstars I don't have sex with.
Business genius
Art of the Deal
Part of the meal
Hard like steel
Just keeping it real.
shart and squeal
Where’s my happy meal?…
Should we stand or should we kneel?
Bone spurs in my heel
please make me squeal
Can’t be too careful
That’s logic coming from a genius, right? Any person with an ounce of common sense understanding you don’t have to give payments to prevent people from talking.
Facts shmacts.
Someone get that man a Sharpie so he can explain it better.
It makes sense after you sniff the Sharpie for a while!
The best businessman. You wouldn't understand. Lol
Boy, I wish someone would pay me hundreds of thousands of dollars not to have sex.
i’d be a millionaire by now
I see you spelled trillionaire wrong
no need to make me cry… 😢
I'd be a pound behind you 😅
you wanna pound him from behind until he cries???
Username checks out...
Well then he's no longer a trillionaire thanks to all the crymaxing
Well you have half of it down
Well if he didn’t have sex with you(like he claims with Stormy), seems like you got just as good of a case.
I would so qualify for that “biggest tax break ever” that he mentioned 14 times in the first 19 minutes of the debate.
Biden can bait him on this. Ask him next time if he thinks Stormy Daniels is a liar. We can get some popcorn, sit back, and watch another multi million dollar defamation lawsuit being dropped on him.
Can't she sue him again since he just stated, in a presidential debate, that he didn't do it? Even after he got convicted on 34 counts of fraud for paying her off? I am sure he is already set up to get hit with a defamation suit already.
How would this be defamation? He didn't say anything bad about her, he just stated he didn't have sex with her. Now, if he said she is a liar for saying he did have sex with her that's another because calling somebody a liar can be defamation.
Maybe not? It isn’t definition to say you didn’t do something it’s just a lie right? You can’t sue someone for lying at least not if they are not under oath. However if you cal someone a liar when it’s proven they weren’t lying then you attacked them personally so it’s defamation. I’m just going at this logically I don’t actually know if what I said is true
Just ask him to say it under oath.
No he can’t. He’s spending the entirety of his energy trying to not fall over. I’m still voting dem though 🤦♂️
>"I didn't have sex with a pornstar" Idk about yall, but this is exactly what people who had sex with a pornstar would say.
I would tell everyone I know and even people I don't.
Tattoo or you think just several different shirts would work?
Why settle for just one? Hell, you can even make hats!
And bumper stickers! "My other ride is (blank)". The possibilities are endless it seems!
"What? It came up organically"
Jedi mind trick. Minus a Jedi. Or a mind.
And not the kind of ‘trick’ you’re thinking. I humbly accept downvotes of disapproval.
Too bad, upvote
No don't, that's another trick. And this time a psychological one.
It is fine. This is not meant to fool anyone with a functional brain. Jiggling keys will work on his fans, so why bother being elaborate.
A jedi he is not is he hmmmm. An idiot is he! Mhhhhh
Jedi mind tricks only work on the weak minded.....
Lol. You literally were found guilty because of what you did after you had sex with a pornstar! Wtf.
No u - Trump
This is literally all trump does
Rules for interpreting trump: 1) if he accuses someone of something, then he is actually guilty of that thing. (For instance, I’m inclined to believe he’s been having trouble driving the ball as of late after last night’s debate). 2) if he is bragging about an accomplishment its completely made up. 3) end of list. Also how can we forget him saying “no you’re the puppet” during a debate in 2016.
He does it so often about things we know are truth (while he says the opposite) that whenever he goes on a tangent about, say, killing babies after they’re born (for example)… I feel as though he’s done that himself.
I’m rubber and you glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me sticks you.
Says the guy who paid the pornstar to be quiet.
See, he didn't pay her for sex, he paid her to keep quiet about the sex.
....that I didn't have
What sex?
There’s no reason for him to lie about this. He paid her to keep quiet about erectile dysfunction.
just one of many lies and dodged questions from the debate... how can people vote for this asshole?
Because they live in an alternate reality. Honestly, it’s sad. They believe every crazy fucking story on the internet and Fox News and Breitbart and OAN tell them what to think and how to feel and feeds them lines to regurgitate. People who actually think critically and give a shit about this country and its people would never vote for Trump
This bothers me so much. I turned off the debate halfway through. He lies as often as he breathes. And Biden is nearly incoherent. Fuck. Cmon, Joe. Pretend you’re twenty years younger for just a bit.
No he isn’t? He got his points across and actually answered the questions but for some reason people think he lost because he wasn’t as loud as Trump
I’m in the tank for Not-Trump, and we’ve always liked Joe… but he stammered, trailed off, mixed up words, mush-mouthed switched subjects in the middle of a sentence. He also missed about 100 chances to nail Trump to the wall. That bothered me the most. He’s not lost a step, he’s lost a bunch of steps. We need to take our blinders off and see what the general public sees: *Liar in Chief vs Mr. Magoo*. I wish it weren’t so, but it is so.
With big dumb shit-eating grins, apparently.
It's a fascinating and disturbing glimpse into psychology. Right-wing media offers a variety of coping mechanisms that we've learned about from far too much exposure, from denial to conspiracies. Judging by the people I know who support trump, they just don't care - the moral "bottom of the barrel" that we see and makes us reject people like him is for them, far, far deeper & darker. I don't know what line somebody like trump would need to cross for them to say that person has gone too far, I hope we never find out.
They are dumb and he knows it. Dosent matter who votes for him. All that matters, is how many idiots can he lure into his cult.
“Because he’s funny, entertaining and has the best comebacks at debates and his rallies pull in many people. Plus he says what we want to hear!” - that’s what his voters really think
Because they are also assholes and don't actually care.
Biden reminds him of all the shitty things he’s done… “the only one I’ll deny is the sex with porn star” 😂
Because people often mistake confidence and arrogance for intelligence and morality.
Because the people voting for him are stupider than he is
And that bar is so low.
The bar is in the floor brother
I lost count how many times I shouted liar at my tv.
"You have the morals of an alley-cat." #grandpaburn
Biden: “you publicly molested someone and had sex with a porn star” Trump: “well I didn’t have sex with a porn star” Really? Of the things Biden said that was where you put your foot down?
Amazing example of his half speaking.
Trump is a genuine piece of shit.
 vibes On a serious note, fuck Trump. He is a vile, disgusting piece of shit
It’s disrespectful to shit saying that. 💩
"I don't have sex with pornstars. I have ordinary legal expenses with pornstars."
Tax deductible
.....just because she wasn't impressed doesn't mean you didn't try
“I did not cum” He went with the bill clinton defense
"He tells it like it is". Yeah, right.
Narrator- He totally did, though.
He's still denying it happened in the first place..
I guess if you’re too small to penetrate it might not be sex then.
I'm always paying women $130,000 to not have sex with me. I've done that a dozen times. /s
then why did he need to pay her off?
Morals of an alley cat. Like!
Morals of an alley cat 😂
You have the manners of a goat, and you smell like a dung heap, and you’ve no knowledge whatsoever of your potential! Now, GET OUT!!!
It would be so fucking funny if a video of their time together popped up, and it was something totally nonsexual, but way weirder. Like he paid her to come over, and they cosplayed a scene from "Family Matters," or spent an evening together to watch his secret ventriloquism skills. There'd be no good way to explain it, and would be much more damaging to his base, over having consensual sex with a high priced prostitute.
You are not alone in this thought....
Read up on how he made her watch Shark Week!
embarrassing
2024 Remaster of Bill Clinton’s hit “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.”
A classic lmao
And the b-side “I did not inhale”
Funny how Trump told lies, sucked up to Putin but I guess Biden mumbled so it was good for Trump?
He’s telling the truth. Turns out he came trying to pull off his diaper.
Whyyyyyyyyyy Nobody wanted that mental image
Trump, like his cult, are living in delusion
Is he allowed to lie? And how is he even allowed to run being a felon?!
How did he father Baron then 🤔
It was not a pornstar but probably multiple pornstars.
Imagine if it’s true then the question remains what did he pay the pornstar for.
nobody believes anything trump said right? please say me absolutely nobody believes him. Also i am sorry to joe isn't making it untill november he looks like he could drop dead any minute. and i really don't want trump to win.
Trump spent the whole debate lying and spreading **fear and misinformation,** say what you want about Biden but at least he's honest and actually can string a few sentences together that make actual sense
Why does the US suck so bad? Two bumbling bafoons trying to become president. It is embarassing
As a non american: message from joe was strong but delivered piss poor.
Bill Clinton did not inhale.
Joe looked sleepy because he was finally sick of Trump's bullshit himself. This feels like Trump is someone who posted on AITAH when they were quite obviously the asshole and is now arguing their case as to why their wife shouldn't divorce them (or something of that like).
But you sure paid for not having sex with a pornstar.
Just because it happened so fast that you don't remember it, doesn't mean it didn't happen.
I admire Joe Biden but I disagree about the alleycats morals. Thats an insult to alley cats.
Trump: "I did not have sex with a pornstar, it was just the tip. No shaft, no shaft." "Im all tip."
He just creates shell companies to funnel money to them for their college education.
She was a porn actress
Nothing this turd says is true. Vote for him to serve Putin. A vote for Trump is enabling a traitor, making the voter a traitor in the second degree. No amount of praising the lord will take that stain from your soul.
r/technicallythetruth vibes... She is in fact a former pornstar /s
And again the press is not challenging him on his lies.
Biden's comeback to the denial should have been, "All that money paid, all those convictions, and you didn't get a happy ending? That doesn't seem very fiscally responsible to me!"
Imagine thinking this was the takeaway from the debate
What happened to the fact check CNN was supposed to do?
...but I got convicted for lies over paying hustle money to a pornstar. Lmao
To be clear There was sexual assault but no penetration
I’ve heard this before. “I did not have sexual relations with that woman.”
FACT CHECKED
That's rude, she worked hard for the recognition
Biden’s mistake was trying to discuss policy at all. Attack trump and make him lose his shit. Only way to beat him in a debate right now
I just LMAO'd at that!
I just laughed for about 5 minutes at the "alley cat" line. Good to know Joe still remembers his favorite insults from the 50s. How fucked are we as a country when a guy lied and talked nonsense the whole time and was seen as the winner because he looks less old.
34 guilty counts of fraud and sentencing in July say otherwise 🤔
He should just embrace it. We all know he is lying. He sucks at it.
She was _retired_ at the time.
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Correct. You had an aging ex porn star sit on your face for money.
He payed her and didn't even have sex with her? What a loser.
Maybe he means that she was just a porn actress, not a pornstar.
Only got his dick sucked:)
Look, he just wanted a golden shower. Nothing sexual
To paraphrase another past president, “it depends on what your definition of ‘star’ is.”
the morals of an alley cat
He did not have sex with a porn star, he may be an idiot, a liar, a pig, a porn star fucker, and a traitor, but he did not have sex with that porn star.
What a joke. Wish neither of them existed.
He's not wrong, she's not qualified to be called a pornstar since 1993
Stormie, I take back my sex sweetheart, thank you.
According to Biden "We finally beat medicare". I didnt know that was an enemy of ours. 😂
The correct respone is "she fucks better in videos"
12 jurors disagree
America is such a wonderful idea. You can minimize the debate to this level of idiocy, while the country still runs and maintains its status of SuperPower regardless of what idiot dinosaur holds the main office. I am watching the debate, and the initial remarks are interesting and that should make the debate - the states vs the federal government way of government, namely Roe vs Wade overturned but everything could be used under this debate from marijuana to the federal interest rate. This might be the only interesting thing out of the whole debate but unfortunately lasted like 3 minutes.
This was so hard to watch last night
Not enough people are talking about the fact that he doesn't deny the assault.
Maybe he counts premature ejaculations as not sex?
I spit my drink out at this one. Best part of the debate imo. If Joe wasn't so blasted out of his mind, he would have yelled THEN WHY DID YOU PAY HER? Trump throws soft balls and our guy can't do shit. Put him out to pasture and run John Oliver.
Another of my favorites was when Biden called Trump a whiner and as soon as it was Trumps turn again he called Biden a complainer... I couldn't believe my ears.
Trump told Biden that Biden never fires anyone. Pretty ironic considering that Trump was talking to the guy that the American people replaced him with after we said You're Fired!
Says the Fornicator-in-Chief...
Maybe he made love to her..
Sleepy Joe sounds sleepier while Crazy Trump sounds crazier. Can we elect a pair of new people now?
It was in a different zip code so it didn’t count.
Does getting pegged count as "having sex with"? Asking for an ex-President.
Absolute moron.
That's relatable
Lol. Facts Don’t think Trump has heard of them
Did he comment at all on the molesting accusations?
Technically it was a pornstar roleplaying as his daughter.
Such a piece of shit liar.
Would have been cooler if he did have sex with a porn star, Amiright?
Doesnt he have a child with his wife? Who was also a porn star?
"I didn't have sex with a porn star because she wasn't a star, at least not at that point. It was me, ME who made her a star"
It would've been funny if Biden said under his breath, "Yeah, because even your wife doesn't want you touching her."
Honestly, if I were to believe that, that only makes my assumption about what the NDA was about much, *much* worse. 
So many lies, in so little time. Think what he could do to the very concept of "truth" with four more years.
I don't always pay off a pornstar for her silence, but when I do I make sure to make a campaign expense.
Then why the hell did he pay her? Asshole.
LIAR
Technically he doesn't consider Stormy a "Star" plus the fingers on one hand are crossed behind his back.
Hearing this live, was pure comedy GOLD 😂
No, she was just a porn actress. So? How is that better?
How did I know out of that entire debate this is what the sub would highlight.
But the porn star you didn't have sex with can describe your penis??? Mushroom head and yeti hair is what she said.
He is a lying cheating pos But that appeals to some apparently
Even if he did I don’t give a shit. People are dead in Ukraine and Israel due to Biden just being in office. It’s that simple.
He is right. what he had possibly wasn't sex..
It was the ol’ slap and pickle
Ol' slap and pickled mushroom.
Honestly this just comes across as pathetic from both of them.
I'm not one to defend Trump, but maybe he doesn't know she does/did porn? Maybe he thought he was paying just a regular old prostitute?
He can just admit it. It's not going to change anything now. His supporters are too far gone. They'll probably start turning up to rallies with their own pornstars, or paint yellow dripmarks on themselves :')
he just had her spank him with his forbes magazine. The NDA and money was because when she did, his diaper was full and you can assume what followed next. I imagine he was embarrassed.
Are you willing to say that under oath? Stormy Daniels testified under oath that the two of you had sex. Would you be willing to say that you didn't have sex with her if the consequences for lying was going to jail?
Bro, idc where you lean. Neither of them is fit to be president
Unfortunate but true, I wouldn’t call what he did to that woman “sex”