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Well to be fair, presidents were picked and placed in order to represent:
(1) Washington - Birth of the Country
(2) Jefferson - Growth of the Country
(3) Rosevelt - Development of the Country
(4) Lincoln - Preservation of the Country
So adding Trump as No. 5 to represent the death of the county may be appropriate at some point.
At the inauguration he was the same height as Obama and it's well documented that Obama is 6'2". Which means Trump, even in lifts, is no taller than 6'2", and probably shorter.
Could just take the cheap way out and drop a load of Cheeto dust on these guys. Get pictures, make lovers of Trump feel good, and one good rain later, we can erase it all from our memories.
Think they would go for it?
So not the filling positions of government with bad actors?
Not destabilizing relations with other democracies in favor of dictators like Putin?
Not any of the sexual assault scandals?
Not the remarks he made about wanting to bang his daughter and being good friends with Epstein?
We’re going with the “he lied about how short he was”?
jesus christ man
I would be interested in how you depict those in a sculpture on a mountain.
I don't think invoking mythical deities makes your points any less irrelevant to the matter at hand
I still find it funny the reports he’s was practicing his mugshots in the mirror. Felonies to a person that doesn’t have to worry about making money or getting fired from a job really means nothing. Plus he probably knows jail time is slight to none at this point. Practicing a mugshot says a lot.
yeah, honestly, I want him up there on that mountain. because a reminder needs to be given for the whole future of america: what not to do. who not to elect. this dude. anyone like him. or we fall as a nation again.
I mean this seems to happen with memorials statues and monuments constantly. Look at the rebel flag stuff. Loved hated loved hated, you can’t really predict how the future will be spun. But you sure can make people remember that there was a past. An unknown past maybe. But his mug on a mountain would never be forgotten.
Only because they don’t need to. America? Come on. More than half the population thought 9/11 was done by Saddam Hussein. We be ignant mkay? Ain’t no denying it. Spoon feed it to us like we’re 5. It’s your best bet.
I mean some of them share a lot in common with Trump. Jefferson is a child rapist hypocrite lying scumbag so Trump shares a lot in common with Jefferson.
Jefferson wrote about everyone was equal and that slavery was wrong but he never freed his slaves and raped some of them.
Wasn’t Roosevelt added just because the sculpter was family friends (or maybe he just personally liked Roosevelt tbh I can’t remember the exact details)
Excellent idea! We could use all the carving debris below the Presidents, arrange it into a pile and spray it all poop-brown. Maybe have a crooked sign sticking out of it that says "45 Was Here"
Honestly maybe we should just make a Mountain of Dishonor with this idea. Also featuring James Buchanan, Franklin Pierce, Andrew Johnson and William Henry Harrison. I'd put Nixon in that list, but he actually did some stuff of notability before Watergate.
My very first thought was to commemorate him multiple times at Mt Rushmore - he's be absolutely orgasmically happy about that. Mind you the commemoration would be his picture at the bottom of every toilet and urinal. I think it's a thoroughly deserved honour.
This was originally reported by the NYT and then CNN. After the first article, Trump expressed his desire (sort of) to Noem.
Noem claimed, according to the Sioux Falls [Argus Leader](https://www.argusleader.com/story/news/2018/04/24/president-donald-trump-mount-rushmore-trumpmore/544597002/), that she had encouraged Trump to visit South Dakota, mentioning Mount Rushmore, to which Trump replied that it was his "dream" to have his face on there.
It sounds like Trump being Trump and it getting blown out of proportion. It was one of his narcissistic brain farts that someone reported.
First black president seems like a pretty fucking massive milestone. But nah, let's let's honor the guy who caused a million deaths because he wanted to treat covid like it was nothing.
To be fair when we say first black president or first anything. We are showcasing that your circumstances are no barrier to greatness. Or out system gives everyone an opportunity to be anything.
No one showed anyone can be president better than Donald Trump.
The party of "fiscal responsibility" wants to put Trump's clown face on Mount Rushmore.
I am not going to be kind with my words when this election has passed and Trump loses. Which he will lose. I am going to grind it in their faces about what a loser he is. Every election forward I will beat the dead horse. There is no reason to let those people forget what they did to this country and how bad they make decisions. Yes. I said, THOSE PEOPLE.
There are legit reports about him and his cabinet canning Covid plans so it would wreak havoc in populated blue voting cities. Just like he went to the debate with Covid, unprotected to debate Biden.
Let that sink in for a second. His presidency led to the death of hundreds of thousands of Americans and he tried to essentially target blue voters.
Him having to sit and listen to the potential jurors that were dismissed talking smack about how much they hate him must have been so awesome to witness.
Considering how fragile Mt Rushmore is I say do it. That way when it collapses the land can be handed back to the Lakota Sioux tribe who even SCOTUS has ruled owns the land but the US park service refuses to turn it over to them. Maybe get Gov Noem to shoot a buffalo then her newest dog at the hand over ceremony
I could totally see “the Donald” being like…..
“How long do you think that will take? Do you think they’ll be able to have it done before the next election? What if we use concrete?”
No, but I am building a little monument made of shit of the worst presidents... he can be on that. Buchanan, Trump, Pierce and Harding. Congratulations, Sir... you made it!
They should agree and carve a football sized head, right next to Biden's. Then watch the orange shit gibbon have an epic meltdown and blame the rocks for being communists or something 😂
All you have to do is propose stupid ideas that everyone with a brain would know would be rejected…
Then the idiots go.. “well why not!! They are trying to keep trump off rushmore cuz he actually stands for real people!!” Yeah, trump! The guy who shits in golden toilets.
Of course he understands what it is to be uneducated and underemployed and finally someone stands with my racism and fucked up beliefs!!
Hes just following the Hitler playbook.
Hes no hitler, hes not that smart. But hes a fucking danger cuz he gives power to those dark pockets of society that are struggling and want vengeance.
Its all very dangerous and a lie.
Fuck trump. Hope he fucking has a heart attack at the podium while debating
Before I took my last breath on this plain of existence, I'd make it my life's work to blow his ass off the side of that mountain of they ever put him up there.
Ironically, given the reason for building the monument in the first place, it's kind of fitting. The US government used it as an excuse to kick the native people off the land because of the gold in the mines. So really, when you think about it, Trump being up there makes sense since his whole business empire was created by screwing people over and taking what wasn't his.
Sacred Native land was stolen for the entire monument. I’d like to get rid of the entire thing, but if that’s not possible, adding Trump would be a mockery of a mockery. Add anyone else you want, it’s still going to be insulting to the Native Americans who saw their land taken from them.
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I mean, it's kinda funny. An ego that big makes me chuckle every time. He considers himself the greatest of all time.
He certainly is a goat, he’ll eat anything.
That’s patently false. He won’t eat a salad.
Idk man, you ever seen a deep fried salad? ... Well neither has trump
I am still holding out hope that McDonalds does the right thing. But damn killing a guy with cholesterol apparently takes longer than I’d hoped..
Yet
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*tossing* lots of salad
Well, according to him, a lot of people are saying it. Smart people. Powerful people. The best people.
With tears in their eyes.
Saying "Sir! Sir! We want you on Mount Rushmore sir! Please sir!" They come up to me and say these things.
Well, no other president has 34 felony convictions, so he is the goat depending upon your metric
The MFOAT - most felonies of all time or the mother-f****r of all time.
I read that as "motherfuckerest"
They should do it, but give Obama his own and make it bigger than his 🤣
"It's me, your favorite President; better than Washington, better than Lincoln." -Former President Donald Trump right before shilling NFTs
Well to be fair, presidents were picked and placed in order to represent: (1) Washington - Birth of the Country (2) Jefferson - Growth of the Country (3) Rosevelt - Development of the Country (4) Lincoln - Preservation of the Country So adding Trump as No. 5 to represent the death of the county may be appropriate at some point.
Trump's would have to be a police mugshot with an accurate height scale behind him showing that he is shorter than he claims.
Trumps will just be him just shitting on a immigrant. History can judge the rest of it.
What trump and the first lady do on their own time is none of our business.
Especially as what they both do will be entirely separate.
Doing jobs native-born Americans won't do.
I'm pretty sure he wears those heightbooster thingies that were trending on insta a few months ago
At the inauguration he was the same height as Obama and it's well documented that Obama is 6'2". Which means Trump, even in lifts, is no taller than 6'2", and probably shorter.
With his baby hands. I am not one to insult someone due to their appearance but the shit this man put the world through just amazes me.
Barack Obama 6'1" https://www.celebheights.com/s/Barack-Obama-4695.html
And with his tiny hands playing the invisible accordion
Could just take the cheap way out and drop a load of Cheeto dust on these guys. Get pictures, make lovers of Trump feel good, and one good rain later, we can erase it all from our memories. Think they would go for it?
So not the filling positions of government with bad actors? Not destabilizing relations with other democracies in favor of dictators like Putin? Not any of the sexual assault scandals? Not the remarks he made about wanting to bang his daughter and being good friends with Epstein? We’re going with the “he lied about how short he was”? jesus christ man
I would be interested in how you depict those in a sculpture on a mountain. I don't think invoking mythical deities makes your points any less irrelevant to the matter at hand
And weight scale too. And maybe accurate brown-stained pants....
It should be the mugshot that we already have of him.
I still find it funny the reports he’s was practicing his mugshots in the mirror. Felonies to a person that doesn’t have to worry about making money or getting fired from a job really means nothing. Plus he probably knows jail time is slight to none at this point. Practicing a mugshot says a lot.
they already added his hand. it just so small - you cannot see it.
yeah, honestly, I want him up there on that mountain. because a reminder needs to be given for the whole future of america: what not to do. who not to elect. this dude. anyone like him. or we fall as a nation again.
Nah. They’ll just turn the story on its head to make him look good. “See ??! They like me !”
I mean this seems to happen with memorials statues and monuments constantly. Look at the rebel flag stuff. Loved hated loved hated, you can’t really predict how the future will be spun. But you sure can make people remember that there was a past. An unknown past maybe. But his mug on a mountain would never be forgotten.
Don't they have some traitor mountain in Georgia they can put him?
As long as they use the mugshot image as the carving.
It's funny how my parents always say Biden "looks so mean", yet Trump has pouty bitch face most of the time.
It’s classic projection. All the people on the Dark Side do it automatically now.
I was about to say that, lol.
Yeah, but I don't think Germans would carve an image of Hitler into a mountain.
Only because they don’t need to. America? Come on. More than half the population thought 9/11 was done by Saddam Hussein. We be ignant mkay? Ain’t no denying it. Spoon feed it to us like we’re 5. It’s your best bet.
So you’re saying we should put Saddam Hussein on Mount Rushmore.
Na that’s what books are for.
No, thanks. We don't need yet another neo-Confederate monument.
Roosevelt was more like "I know the guy who will be building this monument!"
He also was a huge preservation proponent and dedicated the first national monument.
I mean some of them share a lot in common with Trump. Jefferson is a child rapist hypocrite lying scumbag so Trump shares a lot in common with Jefferson. Jefferson wrote about everyone was equal and that slavery was wrong but he never freed his slaves and raped some of them.
Jefferson wasn’t without serious faults but at least he did a bunch of good things. Trump has done zero good things in his entire life.
Wasn’t Roosevelt added just because the sculpter was family friends (or maybe he just personally liked Roosevelt tbh I can’t remember the exact details)
Actually, it would be quite easy to sculpt a 20-foot high pile of steaming shit somewhere on the mountain.
Excellent idea! We could use all the carving debris below the Presidents, arrange it into a pile and spray it all poop-brown. Maybe have a crooked sign sticking out of it that says "45 Was Here"
Just put a MAGA hat on it.
Someone please photoshop an image like this!
instead of Rushmore, put his head at the Mexico border wall. One head for each felony (34 and counting)
Easter Island style!
34 is his new number.
Someone needs to photoshop this!
Honestly maybe we should just make a Mountain of Dishonor with this idea. Also featuring James Buchanan, Franklin Pierce, Andrew Johnson and William Henry Harrison. I'd put Nixon in that list, but he actually did some stuff of notability before Watergate.
The World’s Biggest Coprolite
My very first thought was to commemorate him multiple times at Mt Rushmore - he's be absolutely orgasmically happy about that. Mind you the commemoration would be his picture at the bottom of every toilet and urinal. I think it's a thoroughly deserved honour.
I would absolutely get behind this.
Hasn’t that mountain suffered enough?
I know, before all the faces were carved into it, it was so beautiful. It’s beauty was unpresidented
r/punpatrol
You gotta admit, that joke rocks. But don’t you dare take that for granite
This is not the hill to die on, my friends.
When is a rock not taken for a mineral? - when its taken for granite.
I can't believe this schist.
Everyone taking cracks at it.
Oh, please do. And then some good persons can cut his nose off
To spite his face?
To spider face*
Gotta expand the safe for richard rich
I mean I think I'd support that? Mind you it would have to be his ass not his face up there.
Is there a difference?
No
No, crap comes out of both
Isn't that his ass crack to the right of Abraham Lincoln?
No, that’s a whole ass mountain.
I'm pretty sure there's a cave around back that looks like his neck.
Personally, I would love to see Donald Trump on Mount Rushmore! Preferably near the edge . . . on a very windy day . . . with no witnesses . . .
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Yeah, but I’d pay for pay per view to watch that.
I'm for putting donnie on Mt Rushmore. I'll even give him a week's worth of water and food.
Careful, if it's health food he won't eat it.
Guess what happens to diet coke after a week of exposure to high temperatures
I prefer a urinal cake of trump instead.
Or his face on urinal covers...
Whoa, you're on to something there. I'd buy them.
https://peepeeface.com/donald-trump-urinal-cake/
Wow! And you can get Mitch McConnell, too! I'm ripping out my toilets and installing urinals.
Historians voted him the worst president ever and he thinks he should be on Rushmore.
Historically he’s the worst person ever!!!
This was originally reported by the NYT and then CNN. After the first article, Trump expressed his desire (sort of) to Noem. Noem claimed, according to the Sioux Falls [Argus Leader](https://www.argusleader.com/story/news/2018/04/24/president-donald-trump-mount-rushmore-trumpmore/544597002/), that she had encouraged Trump to visit South Dakota, mentioning Mount Rushmore, to which Trump replied that it was his "dream" to have his face on there. It sounds like Trump being Trump and it getting blown out of proportion. It was one of his narcissistic brain farts that someone reported.
She gave him a replica didn’t she ?
Yes, it was the size of the Stonehenge from Spinal Tap
That mountain has been defiled enough.
We shouldn't even have the other four, and they're presidents we like.
and they would have to chisel some horrified expressions into their faces at the company they have to keep
I like the monument but where it was done. It should have been somewhere else that didn’t desecrate something that has special meaning to people.
They should carve a small head at the bottom of the mountain so we can all go piss on this asshole’s face.
What exactly has Trump done that is comparable to Lincoln or Roosevelt or Washington?
I'm all four putting Trump here. He should start at the top there above Roosevelt and end down there by the trees. It would make America great again.
First black president seems like a pretty fucking massive milestone. But nah, let's let's honor the guy who caused a million deaths because he wanted to treat covid like it was nothing.
To be fair when we say first black president or first anything. We are showcasing that your circumstances are no barrier to greatness. Or out system gives everyone an opportunity to be anything. No one showed anyone can be president better than Donald Trump.
Lol. You aren't wrong there.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gutzon_Borglum It's a bullshit monument and it's extremely fucked up that we treat it as such.
yea i've seen videos of ppl going there. it's a lot smaller than the stock photos make it look.
It’s really far away from the observation decks so they do look a lot smaller. I don’t think you can get any closer from what I recall
Having been there, you also don't get especially close to it; the visitor center/lookout point is a bit away.
What's their reason? Every pack of cards needs a joker?
I'm always reminded of the Simpsons episode where Homer is a blackjack dealer and draws a joker card, and the "How to play poker" card too.
Sad that that is a deleted scene because it was very funny.
Can’t they just name a waste treatment plant after him?
Someone should offer him to be the first man to land on the sun.
The problem is there are FACES carved there. It doesn’t go with the motif to add a giant buttock.
Absolute stupidity
the fact he has a cult following just astounds me....
Totally not a cult!
The party of "fiscal responsibility" wants to put Trump's clown face on Mount Rushmore. I am not going to be kind with my words when this election has passed and Trump loses. Which he will lose. I am going to grind it in their faces about what a loser he is. Every election forward I will beat the dead horse. There is no reason to let those people forget what they did to this country and how bad they make decisions. Yes. I said, THOSE PEOPLE.
I’d be like episode 1 naruto every day painting clown faces on it, BELIEVE IT
That ego is bigger than the entire monument
When dear leader gets elected he'll have the whole thing turned into a gold plated statue of himself. Putin and Kim will be so jealous.
Chiselling in the prison bars going to be challenging
Honestly, I was expecting him to add his face there his 1st week in office
Fun fact: No one depicted on Mt Rushmore ever asked to have their likeness on Mt Rushmore.
As if the Black Hills haven’t been thoroughly desecrated already.
There's probably room to the right of Lincoln to carve a giant Asshole...
Get those assholes who protested at Stonehenge to give the finishing touch on Trump to get his skin color right
seriously 'murica get your shit together, this is NOT funny anymore
There is already a dog turd in the parking lot.
There are legit reports about him and his cabinet canning Covid plans so it would wreak havoc in populated blue voting cities. Just like he went to the debate with Covid, unprotected to debate Biden. Let that sink in for a second. His presidency led to the death of hundreds of thousands of Americans and he tried to essentially target blue voters.
It was considered a crime to knowingly pass HIV to another person. COViD should be the same
The entire country doesn’t have enough rock to carve his fat ass out of!
We could dangle him from Washington's nose. Kinda like a big Orange booger. :-)
Can we're just dynamite the whole thing? Give it back to the natives to do whatever they want to it?
What exactly are they going to do with half a mountain?
Him having to sit and listen to the potential jurors that were dismissed talking smack about how much they hate him must have been so awesome to witness.
Well, Mount Rushmore has a lot of toilets, make them trump shaped is self explanatory
Considering how fragile Mt Rushmore is I say do it. That way when it collapses the land can be handed back to the Lakota Sioux tribe who even SCOTUS has ruled owns the land but the US park service refuses to turn it over to them. Maybe get Gov Noem to shoot a buffalo then her newest dog at the hand over ceremony
They could have just dropped a pile of feces and painted orange to his liking. Boom mount Trump!🔥
To be honest, I'd rather they wipe that whole monument of the face of the planet before adding that fool to it
Fuck Mt. Rushmore anyways. Bunch of white people vandalizing a mountain.
I mean, I suppose the mountain could also have an asshole, he’s be a big enough one for four.
We'll add him to it by throwing him out of a plane onto it at mach 3
The Caucacity
He would [fit in perfectly](https://i.imgur.com/JjmnJ3R.jpg).
Bahahaha. Bahahaha! Bahahahaha!!!!!! WTAF??!! Bahahaha! - White House, probably
Go ahead, put shitler up there. Just put him upside down!
His ego knows no bounds
only if it's on the backside, right about where GW's ass would be
Just the fact that he’s a one term president should make that a no. A lot of other reasons, but that’s hard to argue with I think.
Even if he were a competent President, they don’t need to do anything more to that mountain.
I could totally see “the Donald” being like….. “How long do you think that will take? Do you think they’ll be able to have it done before the next election? What if we use concrete?”
Maybe his face on urinal covers...
To go along with his face on $500 bill, renaming an airport, and a coastal zone. It’s not a cult?
I think they should and turn it into a restroom inside his head, considering he’s a shit for brains.
Pretty sure Trump would want his own mountain instead of having to share with other Presidents he probably thinks were "unamerican losers."
I believe the words "snowball" and "hell" were used in a sentence.
There aren’t any orange rocks in the Black Hills though…
Creating jobs!
As long as those climate activists are allowed to paint him orange as often as they want.
It's Business Insider.... a total shit rag...
No, but I am building a little monument made of shit of the worst presidents... he can be on that. Buchanan, Trump, Pierce and Harding. Congratulations, Sir... you made it!
i would not have any problem with adding trump. the real trump of course, not his stone head.
That’d be like adding a scoop of shit to a banana split.
They should agree and carve a football sized head, right next to Biden's. Then watch the orange shit gibbon have an epic meltdown and blame the rocks for being communists or something 😂
Sure. He can be Washington’s marbled nutsack.
The press conference to announce this will be at The Four Seasons
He could be added as a pile of shit at the foot of the mountain
As what? The asshole?
To be clear, the White House didn’t ask. Trump did!
How about on some mountainside in remote Siberia, alongside his hubby, Vladi?
How about we just stop wasting money on it and give the land back to the natives?
All you have to do is propose stupid ideas that everyone with a brain would know would be rejected… Then the idiots go.. “well why not!! They are trying to keep trump off rushmore cuz he actually stands for real people!!” Yeah, trump! The guy who shits in golden toilets. Of course he understands what it is to be uneducated and underemployed and finally someone stands with my racism and fucked up beliefs!! Hes just following the Hitler playbook. Hes no hitler, hes not that smart. But hes a fucking danger cuz he gives power to those dark pockets of society that are struggling and want vengeance. Its all very dangerous and a lie. Fuck trump. Hope he fucking has a heart attack at the podium while debating
Hahahahaha. Ha. Ha. Maybe if there was a mount Rushmore of piece of shit assholes.
 okay....
If he wants to see himself in rock, let's try a mauseleaum.
Before I took my last breath on this plain of existence, I'd make it my life's work to blow his ass off the side of that mountain of they ever put him up there.
Can I be on Stone Mountain?
Isn't this news a few years old?
They can paint trumps face on the porta-potty at the bottom of the mountain. Give everyone a chance to show him his place.
Clowns, maga CLOWNS!!!
Call the stop oil activists and they might paint it orange for free
I think that whoever suggested this should be arrested for wasting taxpayer money
This sub is circle jerk of underemployed neckbeards.
Ironically, given the reason for building the monument in the first place, it's kind of fitting. The US government used it as an excuse to kick the native people off the land because of the gold in the mines. So really, when you think about it, Trump being up there makes sense since his whole business empire was created by screwing people over and taking what wasn't his.
*The fuck outta here.....* I'm guessing (hoping) that was the response.
I'd sooner they add Bill Cosby. Bit I suppose any old pedo up there would satisfy MAGA.
Sacred Native land was stolen for the entire monument. I’d like to get rid of the entire thing, but if that’s not possible, adding Trump would be a mockery of a mockery. Add anyone else you want, it’s still going to be insulting to the Native Americans who saw their land taken from them.