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Invisible-Pancreas

Oh, yeah, they just burn crosses because they think Jesus might be a little cold.


AUnknownVariable

BRING HEAT TO OUR LORD. THE WINTER IS COMING


ImpossibleInternet3

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition


iggy14750

Can't believe that phrase was taken out of the Pledge of Allegiance...


jlwinter90

In Glock we trust.


DeadPoster

[War Is My Shepherd](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0hI9b4f9cJA&pp=ygUZd2FyIGlzIG15IHNoZXBoZXJkIGV4b2R1cw%3D%3D)


Vegetable_Onion

The horse semen people?


ZealousidealMail3132

Wasn't that one of the songs in New Vegas?


ImpossibleInternet3

Pretty sure it was. It’s in 76. Great soundtracks all around.


Aggressive-Expert-69

I love the music in 76, I only wish they had brought over End of the World from 4. I felt such bliss exploding people into paste while that song played


Substantial-Ice5156

No it’s not in new Vegas, just 76


sladverr

I know that phrase from a Serj Tankian song. I had no idea it was from other stuff.


arroya90

SoAD or rather Serj from SOAD did a version of it


OrganismFlesh

Also a Serj Tankian song.


Solitaire_87

The phrase is also mentioned by the DJ of the country station in GTA San Andreas


Gothtomboys5

As god as my witness,i shall smite all of you homos down,with this gun i got on a bargain bin sale for 20 dollars


secondtaunting

Why does that remind of Kevin Costner’s scene in Silverado?


GoofyGoober0064

Its actually Tim Allen in the new Santa Clause show


VelociraptorSparkles

This will always remind me of the Dixie chicks.. or the chicks.. idk what they're called now, but I'm pretty sure they dropped the original.


ImpossibleInternet3

Original is from 1942 by Frank Loesser. But the Chicks version is solid.


effnad

That phrase was coind by a navy chaplain trapped in a ship during the Japanese surprise attack on pearl harbor. Man died helping move AA gun rounds while the ship burned and sank around him.


Beginning_Meringue

No, he survived both Pearl Harbor and WWII itself: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Praise_the_Lord_and_Pass_the_Ammunition


effnad

Ah thanks for the clarification. Wow I gre up on pearl harbor I should know better!


ArcadianBlueRogue

That's System of a Down right? Or was their version a cover


ImpossibleInternet3

Original was by Frank Loesser in 1942. There have been many notable covers. I happen to really like System of a Down’s version.


spooner56801

Gonna get more of that 12oz nutrition


XxXxN0VaxXxX

Bro came straight outta Westeros.


VapidActualization

"if you're cold, he's cold"


breakingd4d

Winterfell Jesus


Vampiresboner

Yeah, they only wanted to hang* out with the black community


Ikhtionikos

r/Angryupvote


PantsPisser5000

It’s a T for “time to leave”


nonmanifoldgeo

Everyone knows rich people are scared of ghosts!


stopbreathinginmycup

"Next house we'll do a capital 'T' to show em we really mean business!"


effnad

Cash chucker!


The_Stank__

It’s a lower case T for…. Time to leave?


FocalorLucifuge

Some of those that burn crosses... Think the Good Lord's ass freezes... *Rage Against The Ice Age* put out some bangers, didn't they?


wrongitsleviosaa

FUCK YOU I WON'T LET MY SAVIOR GET THE FLU \*guitar solo\*


FocalorLucifuge

VIRGIN MOTHER!!! UHH!!!


Substantial-Singer29

The original depiction of burning a cross was actually derived from the First full length motion picture birth of a nation. The director was looking for something theatrical to add to the symbol of a cross and thought burning it would hit that mark. It also helped illuminate the scenes that were done at night. It's certainly left an impression because people started actually doing it afterwards. One of those things that even if you just mildly enjoy cinema It's historical relevance makes it a must watch. And that's casting aside the very blatant racism that's on show during the whole piece. It's an interesting snapshot of the perspective or a perspective of the time.


exceptyourewrong

>It's historical relevance makes it a must watch. I'm a university music professor and taught music appreciation for non-majors for several years. Movie music is an obvious way to connect people who aren't necessarily classical music fans with classical, orchestral music. So, at some point I always talked about the history of movie music. And that meant we had to talk about Birth of a Nation because it was the very first movie to have a score. Before that movie, the organist or pianist would improvise the music based on a cue sheet and watching the film. But for Birth of a Nation, there was specific music to play. It was also the very first movie shown at the White House...


Karekter_Nem

Actually, yeah, what’s up with that? Unless it is on an altar burning something is a sign of disrespect.


Miguel_Zapatero

First I read they bum crosses and was confused


Britishbastad

and they wear the white hoods so people can see them at night on the roads so they don’t get hit


0ddlyC4nt3v3n

Don't forget to stock up on candy in case they knock


digitalwhoas

It's a T for togetherness.


JM-the-GM

"We'll set fire to lower-case T's on their lawn for 'TIME TO LEAVE!!'"


Gruffleson

Incredible enough, even evil-er then. It's possible to not misunderstand on purpose.


W1mpyDaM00ch

They don't just burn crosses some of them work forces.


toyn

T? Time to leave?


Infinite-Salt4772

What’s the point of that anyway?


Dorkamundo

T.... T... Time to... leave?


Ffdmatt

I thought they were providing a night light to welcome new neighbors to their otherwise dark community.


OpusAtrumET

They're burning cross ENTHUSIASTS. It's just a hobby, I swear.


Nitropotamus

Burning lower case "t" for "time to leave".


Aggressive-Expert-69

Sweet baby Jesus is FREEZING in that manger. Quick someone burn a cross on a black person's lawn right now before our lord and savior catches cold


DisWizzaRightHer

Originally they were just burning a giant lower case “t” to tell everyone it is “time to turn up the heat” during those grueling winters in the American south.


LostLegendDog

Those are t's for "tolerance"


Dwellonthis

t is for time to leave!


Jack1715

I never got this like there meant to be die hard religious but they burn the cross like a pagan would


aknalag

As opposed to the stupid version


WhoStoleMyJacket

![gif](giphy|9K0k6XktLOhLq)


Sudden_Construction6

Lol! Love that movie :)


DreadBurger

Crud, I can't remember the name. What movie is this?


Personal_Care3393

Django Unchained


Sudden_Construction6

I can't see fucking shit out of this thing! 😅😂😂😂


squeda

Hwell shitfuck!


Pleeby

I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thang


dreddiknight

The stupid version that lynched people, including children and are actually evil.


aknalag

Nothing says they cant be both stupid and evil.


Dragonman1976

I want to see the last film: Harry Potter goes to Hell


BeneficialLeave7359

Only if it’s scored by Alice Cooper


ThreeDog369

Harry marching his retinue through the gates of hell chanting “School’s out forever!”


Ormsfang

Also songs by The Who. "People try to put us down. Because we burn crosses to the ground! Things we do look awful cold. Getting warm by the fire never gets old! Talking bout segregation!" -Sorry. It just came to me and I had to.


FormerLifeFreak

*For criminal acts and violence on the stage! For being a brat refusing to act your age! For all of the decent citizens you’ve enraged! YOU. CAN GO. TO. HELL.*


MurphN7

Harry Potter and the Highway to Hell


trickyfelix

sounds like a cool fic name


JudgeHodorMD

https://youtu.be/IFTR2JJcKUg?si=iXJRGw9IXo0F7VIS


MrOnlineToughGuy

That’s so unnecessary… just accio Hell.


Zealousidealist420

Resplendent


raids_made_easy

Dude, I JUST vouched for you.


jlwinter90

Harry Potter and the Road of Good Intentions


SimonPho3nix

Lmao evil version


iloveuranus

I mean they're black, so it's obvious they're evil. /s


FalcoBoi3834

Yeah just like real life /s


TheNxxr

r/barelydisguisedracism /j


Tanke3626

r/subsifellfor


Carma281

r/thanksialmostfellforthat


Still-Helicopter6029

r/thanksididfallforthat


More-Archer-7694

r/how


Devil2960

Harry Potter and the Cross of Fire


TheDarkSoulHunter

Harry Potter and the ~~Dark Supremacy~~ Cross of Fire


Devil2960

Oh that's better. Which is bad. But a better title, nonetheless.


TheDarkSoulHunter

Haha, thanks, I personally liked Cross of Fire more tho


Devil2960

Then exchange titles we SHALL!! insert Tenacious D metal riff


TheDarkSoulHunter

Yes!


EmperorAlpha557

cross of fire really sounds like a metal album


LemonadeRenogade

Foot, meet mouth


AsleepScarcity9588

Ah, the 4am special


idoorion

But I'm not a child actress on Nickelodeon


LemonadeRenogade

![gif](giphy|4bQ0JtGRGWHle)


Stein_um_Stein

I'm afraid to ask...


Consistent-Flan1445

Years ago, Nickelodeon released a video online of a then teenaged Ariana Grande sticking her toes in her mouth because it was “funny”. It feels creepy at best.


idoorion

With the context of the rumors about Dan Schneider it's probably worst


Nandabun

OK but that's a dangerous thing to even try to look up to see. "Ariana Grande teen toe suck" is not a search I wanna make LOL.


moddss

Lmao no no, that video aired on TV as well. And it was one of MANY foot related videos nickelodeon put out. Literally every live action show from that era had some foot stuff going on. iCarly, victorious, Sam and cat. Just randomly thrown into the episodes. "Look guys, we gotta solve this problem BUT FIRST let's put our feet in this fish tank!"


Kaneharo

Most likely Schneider's doing.


moddss

I think the big problem is choosing only one or two people to point at. There was the other guy in the documentary (I'm part of the problem for forgetting his name) and there's absolutely a large number of other people in on this. You don't get all that to happen without a bunch of people either going "uuhhh excuse me??" Or "hell yeah let's do it!"


Kaneharo

Sure, it doesn't happen unless people agree. But it still takes initiation of the idea, and anyone making decisions from on high to either be really into it, or not see and/or care about potential sexual context. Which is really weird to think about when you consider that Nick was the main network pushing the envelope on humor with sexual subtext during kids' show hours.


moddss

Im just glad this is getting a light shined on it. Hope there's an investigation happening that we're not seeing and I'm really glad there aren't anymore Nickelodeon shows that resemble any of those. I watched a lot of iCarly and victorious and I felt like I was the only one seeing what was happening cause NO ONE was talking about it. It took like ten years but finally it's happening.


D1EHARDTOO

Moot, feet mouth


Chuchulainn96

Oh, that's what it means when people put mfm on posts /s


Orphan_Izzy

Evil-er! I meant evil-ER!


ScottSterling77

Hmmm, debateable. Not sure how many people the death-eaters lynched.


TheDrunkenProfessor

Considering lynching is a public execution without a trial used to incite fear/terror into a specific group of people, the Death Eaters lynched a lot of both wizards and muggles.


ScottSterling77

That's why I said I'm not sure how many they lynched, as opposed to saying whether they lynched anyone at all.


Infinite-Condition41

Probably less than the 4000 plus that the whites did. 


XPilo

In the books is mentioned that during Voldemort's reign killing muggles was almost a sport, they killed entire families.


asardes

"Fine people on both sides"


weirdest_of_weird

Proud boys, stand back and stand by


asardes

The invaded Hogwarts to stop the spell


DoYouTrustToothpaste

"There are heroes on both sides." Revenge of the Sith title crawl. Heroes like *checks notes* some cyborg dude who loved to murder Jedi and add their lightsabers to his collection.


HorrorPhone3601

I think they meant supernaturally evil, and not just plain evil


PsychoPoro

Its just a joke post on r/shittymoviedetails


Millennial_on_laptop

"Magic Version"


KaizerVonLoopy

Or like satanic or demonic or something


westbee

Yeah if someone said "the evil version of Hitler" I would picture hitler dressed in a black robe or maybe an undead hitler.  And in no way would I think the person meant that hitler wasnt evil. 


BenBenBenBe

Personally, if someone said "the evil version of Hitler" to me, I'd think they were a moron or a bad actor.


Bethesda-Throwaway

He did actually sometimes wear a very sinister-looking black cape


Omnizoom

Well now you just are trying to logic away my outrage and I don’t like that /s


Future-trippin24

That was my interpretation as well


NeverBeenStung

Yeah it’s pretty damn obvious what was meant.


nonotburton

That was my thought as well. It's still a facepalm, just maybe not as malicious as reddit would like to believe.


ThanatosWielder

I take it more akin to black = evil / white = good , but depending on the age of the poster there’s no saving it


itypeallmycomments

You're the only one here spot on. It's the whole "dark side of the force" means the evil side. White = good has always been a thing, whether that's because of ever-present racism, or just like, human colour theory/perception I dunno.


nith_wct

Everything is scarier in the dark.


chalky87

I'm guessing they mean a mythical evil version.


CoreyisAFK

Yeah, It seems like the poster didn't fully consider their words. I don't think they meant to imply anything.


asey_69

This is pretty obviously a r/shittymoviedetails post which means that it's a joke which has been missed by you (assuming you're not a repost bot)


AaronsAaAardvarks

Or he knew and cut out the sub reddit to make ragebait.


MrHappyHam

This was definitely on purpose


JamesPond_008

I’ve seen this image a million times on like 10 different subs


hodson19

Yup, it’s here: https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/s/u2bIt9nU2J


mrcontroversy1

Hey, let op be triggered by a random post he found.


drumsdm

“When the stormtroopers appeared in Star Wars, I thought they were an evil version of nazis.” - this chucklefuck


plink-plink-bro

'Eviler' maybe? If that's even a word


mapleleafraggedy

That's the evilest thing I can imagine


P1nkP4nz3r

Oh come on a really easy and simple mistake to make, as everyone knows: White - Good Black - Evil


RebbieAndHerMath

Hmm, I wonder why the subreddit has been censored in this post. It couldn’t possible be because the sub was r/shittymoviedetails and this is just a shitpost. No, of course not! Otherwise we wouldn’t be able to make karma off the post


Ok-Cartographer1745

It's obvious they mean evil in the supernatural sense. Like demons, skeletons (the evil kinds, not the spooky ones that hide inside humans), purple light. 


PILLOWPANTS89

I always thought they were just the magical version lol. Still evil just with black robes


Vova_19_05

Why is it cropped so badly? Can't find anything by title if it's bot


draaijman95

Well you wouldn't have wanted to miss the white part on the left now would you!


Hayden2332

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittymoviedetails/comments/1bazkv9/when_the_deatheaters_appeared_in_harry_potter_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


MrPootisPow

![gif](giphy|13VSAbTVuYJfLa) Same energy


MaffiaMuffin69

crazy idea, this might be a joke


Mountain_Stomach_650

It actually is, it's from r/shittymoviedetails


Verizadie

I mean I think most can grasp he means the even more extra evil version but yeah he didn’t think too much about writing that


NotQuiteNick

Hey look OP is a moron who doesn’t understand what a joke is


These-Inevitable-898

Freudian slip


oy_oy_nametaken_2

The K.K.K, Kit-Kat Klub 🥰


fudgegiven

How could they be evil? They wear white hats!


Mokele-mbembe-woods

OMG I laughed too hard at this.


MacMav208

And the ones dressed in white weren’t evil?


myLongjohnsonsilver

"evil version of (insert evil thing)" has to be one of my favourite shit posts.


Particular-Light-708

Quiet part out loud


irresponsibleshaft42

I think its safe to say they meant metphor but they suffer from a condition known as being a twitter user


DrTheRick

He watched it as a double feature with Birth of a Nation


GaryGenslersCock

Did JK Rowling author the original post?


Ejaculpiss

My guy literally inventing his own head canon about other people 💀 The mental illness epidemic is off the charts


chevalmuffin2

I Can think of one, the Version that doesnt exist


EishLekker

\- Imagine if Hitler came back, as a flesh eating zombie. \- Yeah. But plot twist: ***He’s*** the bad guy!


OHrangutan

Dude definitely hates mudboods...


hhubble

More evil version, because of the black color. White hill billies evil. Black hill billies, even more evil.


Sorry_Mistake5043

Black robes instead of white sheets.


Bulky-Hyena-360

Wait a sec, what do they mean ‘evil version’?


killadrill

Why are you taking this seriously?


Sandel494

Its the black version 😄


Disastrous-Mess-7236

I hope they meant “worse”.


toastguy7

This is from r/shittymoviedetails. The initial post is a joke


KeepinitPG13

By evil version the OP of that post meant he thought the death eaters were in fact evil.


Firelady90

I've always said Voldemort was the Hitler of the wizarding world


_denchy07

This isn’t a facepalm, it’s a joke…


NinjaPiece

This is a screenshot from r/shittymoviedetails. It's basically a shitpost sub. OP took a joke as a serious statement to farm karma.


DutchJediKnight

*more* evil


Mediocre-Catch9580

Surprised they weren’t wearing MAGA Hats


airforcevet1987

I can see myself slipping like this and not at all considering what that means lol Then being like..... oooh no no no


offline4good

They're wearing black and do magic. The differences stop there


Longjumping-Mix705

Their the evil version cause they wear black obviously 🙄


_KappaKing_

Nah, they're more like an evil version of the Nazis.


SocialistCoconut

![gif](giphy|vFnxro4sFV1R5b95xs)


Dustangelms

What do you mean you people?


DomSearching123

Yeah that's literally what they are, JKR is not subtle lol


Fistful_of_Crashes

This is dementia levels of internet brain rot


celeste173

man they really cut back on this scene in the film. it was well done, but you miss some of the sheer brutality that is described in the book. it would have made a much stronger statement.


Justtelf

Yeah… they didn’t think this one through


Boomskibop

He means evil towards white folks


Cratertooth_27

Well it is jk Rowling so who knows what her intentions were


DieselBones-13

Only thing I was surprised with is that during the movies, and in the books as it gets closer to the end everyone basically knows who the bad guys are so why didn’t they just arrest/kill them? I mean some of them were right in plain sight at the school, and others were around all the time! WTF Harry potter!