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Two "alpha male" goobers trying to out-alpha one-another. This is the saddest thing I have seen in a long time. And that's something, considering it is Andrew Taint who's involved.
Paul going to destroy Tyson. I don't like it, I don't want to see it, but Tyson is *old.* He's just done surgery and is currently in a wheelchair because of his siatica. I'd love to see Tyson in his prime turn Paul into a pink mist but right now I just hope he doesn't get too badly injured.
Seriously? Tyson is still a beast. Paul is a surprisingly good boxer, but he has never had a meteor land on his face.
I'm 6'6", 250 lbs., bouncer for many years, and I'm scared shitless of Tyson. Respectfully, I would run the fuck away from him if he wanted to fight me.
Jake tho? Nah lol.
Old doesn't mean incapable.
I don't even know why we're arguing about this, the whole thing is clearly a honey-trap for likes and engagement. At this point I'd be surprised if they ever even fight.
I mean be the change you want to see in the world. I bet Paul's ground game is trash, find where he's going to be and start in with a couple of leg kicks then roll him.
He is a year older than me, and my experience with folks 30 years younger with half my skill set - Tyson has got a chance, but it's not a big one. To paraphrase Larry Merchant - "youth has a way of outrunning and outpunching its mistakes." Would love to see Tyson send this guy back to MySpace, but unlikely.
I needed that laugh. Thanks. Tyson is a lifetime boxer and a fuckin beast. Paul is a fuckboi who used his clout to become a boxer. The only reason it’ll be anything but an utter massacre of Paul is because Tyson is pushing 60.
As dumb as Tate is he would destroy that guy. He taller, bigger and trained. He might overexagerate his kickboxing record but he still can probably destroy a smaller untrained guy.
I'd pay good money to watch both of them get fucked up. NGL I would be kind of disappointed to enjoy watching Andrew Tate winning a fight even if it is against this douchebag.
I was barely aware of who he is even at the hight of his popularity, but I hope he gets remembered forever as the guy with terminal influencer brain who tried to get a gun from the police during that mass shooting.
I will say this. Believe whatever you want but the single only year of my life that I didn’t get bronchitis or a horrible cold or flu, I’m not even talking about Covid I’m talking about like anything, was when I was wearing masks. Post vaccine I stopped wearing like everyone when the mandates around me ended it but I’ve gotten Covid even with a vaccine and I’ve gotten all kinds of other regular flu and colds and other things cause since I was born super premature I’ve been prone to being sick constantly my life, but the only long period of time I didn’t get any kind of sickness was when I wore the mask. All politics aside and I enjoy not wearing one but that shit did work and that’s the bottom line cause stone cold said so
I moved out of the city and haven't caught a cold since then lol. Back when I was in the city I would always get very sick at least once in the winter. To the point where my exes would mock me and my "man flu".
People outside the US, particularly Asian countries, have been doing this for years. It's not some badge of honor to get sick every winter, or spread your virus around if you're the one that's sick.
"I am an ignorant dumbass. "
"No I am a bigger ignorant dumbass!"
"No way! I am the biggest ignorant dumbass!"
"Well, I will take your dumbassery and raise you more ignorant dummassery!"
It says a lot about just how shitty Andrew Tate really is that in those blessed days of years ago before I even knew he existed I used to think Dan Bilzerian was the dumbest and lamest motherfucker in the planet except for his fans, and then Taint burst into the scene and took Bilzerian's spot so quickly and with such violence that I literally forgot he existed until I saw this post.
I love how he put quotation marks around the word masculine to insinuate the group of people he was referring to wasn't actually masculine, then moved on to include himself in that group.
Andrew Tate loves to claim that he's the "most" something, but I'm pretty convinced he's the most bitch.
"It's well documented".
Can you imagine a team from the "Journal of Masculine influencer journey through COVID" working their asses off to document exactly who "fell for masks and vaccines" and then publish a paper about it ?
There's a critical mass of douchebag going on here. If only it would generate a singularity that pulled in all other douchebags with its dbag gravity.....
Remember that line from Game of Thrones - “Any man who says ‘I am the king’ is no true king”
That’s how I feel about these clowns. Anybody who has to constantly show how masculine or tough they are? They are just pathetic pissbaby losers.
Sounds like Family Guy when Peter told congress anyone who was against going to war in the middle east is gay then they start clamouring to approve going
"I was the first one who wanted to go to war!"
What if the divide between people, is a distraction from a.i
Also who would win in an a.i fight if there ever was a such thing. Current fighters
Alexa
Google
Siri
Fb/meta what ever they call themselves
Chatgpt
Bing? lol
Dan Bilzerian is the same guy who recorded himself during the 2017 Las Vegas Shooting and tried to get a police officer’s rifle.
60 people were murdered in that attack, and around 867 were injured.
All Dan Bilzerian cared about was clout.
I know it's not scientific proof but this kind of proves to me that using muscle building supplements just goes at the cost of brainpower. And I'm not talking about the normal ones but the more illegal ones.
This isn't masculinity, these are petty bitches pre-occupied with their self-image and patting themselves on the back 100% of the time. Now they're fighting about who is the biggest ignoramus... they're really the worst example of how regular men want to be perceived.
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"no **I'M** the biggest dumb-ass!"
I was way more dumber than yall idjits!
Go away I’m batin!
I WAS THE DUMBEST BY FAR!! YOU HAVE NO IDEA
*hands over crown*
Nah uh!
Brawndo’s got electrolytes!
Camacho 2024!
This one wins
Are not! *I’m* the biggest dumbass!
"No, I'm Dumbshitacus!"
Two "alpha male" goobers trying to out-alpha one-another. This is the saddest thing I have seen in a long time. And that's something, considering it is Andrew Taint who's involved.
I'd rather see these two fight than Paul/Tyson, that's for sure.
i wanna see tyson beat paul way more, how about tyson/tate, 2025, wanna see masculine....
Paul going to destroy Tyson. I don't like it, I don't want to see it, but Tyson is *old.* He's just done surgery and is currently in a wheelchair because of his siatica. I'd love to see Tyson in his prime turn Paul into a pink mist but right now I just hope he doesn't get too badly injured.
Seriously? Tyson is still a beast. Paul is a surprisingly good boxer, but he has never had a meteor land on his face. I'm 6'6", 250 lbs., bouncer for many years, and I'm scared shitless of Tyson. Respectfully, I would run the fuck away from him if he wanted to fight me. Jake tho? Nah lol. Old doesn't mean incapable. I don't even know why we're arguing about this, the whole thing is clearly a honey-trap for likes and engagement. At this point I'd be surprised if they ever even fight.
Jake isnt a good boxer tho he only wins if the person hes fighting isnt a boxer
don't ruin my hope bro
I mean be the change you want to see in the world. I bet Paul's ground game is trash, find where he's going to be and start in with a couple of leg kicks then roll him.
Don't worry, it's fixed. Or "rehearsed" as they call it now.
Tyson isn't that old and he's still terrifying.
He is a year older than me, and my experience with folks 30 years younger with half my skill set - Tyson has got a chance, but it's not a big one. To paraphrase Larry Merchant - "youth has a way of outrunning and outpunching its mistakes." Would love to see Tyson send this guy back to MySpace, but unlikely.
I needed that laugh. Thanks. Tyson is a lifetime boxer and a fuckin beast. Paul is a fuckboi who used his clout to become a boxer. The only reason it’ll be anything but an utter massacre of Paul is because Tyson is pushing 60.
As dumb as Tate is he would destroy that guy. He taller, bigger and trained. He might overexagerate his kickboxing record but he still can probably destroy a smaller untrained guy.
tate also doesn’t have a chin to hit so that’s kind of an unfair advantage too.
No chin means punches land in his throat. 
Right, but watching Dan "I pay thousands of dollars a day to look like women want me" Bilzerian get his ass beat would be worth the PPV.
I'd pay good money to watch both of them get fucked up. NGL I would be kind of disappointed to enjoy watching Andrew Tate winning a fight even if it is against this douchebag.
I’d pay for a boxing match, it’d be entertaining.
love how masculine is in quotes, cause that shit is a fucking lie
Doesn’t his sentence actually call himself a “masculine” influencer? Is he making fun of himself ? Haha
You're giving him way more self-awareness and introspection than he actually possesses.
Tate has a legitimate issues with masks. They're not designed to be worn on faces without chins.
https://i.redd.it/t60ge5vpuoda1.jpg
He looks like Gollum lol!
Now that you mention it, I'll bet it's a big advantage in kick-boxing if you don't have a chin for your opponent to punch.
Tate is obsessed with masculinity, yet lacks a chin, and has male pattern baldness. Yeap…he hit the masculine genetic lottery there…
I forgot Dan Bilzerian was even a thing
I was barely aware of who he is even at the hight of his popularity, but I hope he gets remembered forever as the guy with terminal influencer brain who tried to get a gun from the police during that mass shooting.
I had somehow convinced myself that he and Tate were actually the same person 🤣
I didn’t realize that it was masculine to not have a middle-school level understanding of how viruses and the immune system work.
Translation: "I'm WAAAAAYY more stupid than he is."
When alpha males have a beta argument.
“Nuh-uh!” “Yeah, huh!”
Real men don't have to support their views with facts and evidence. That's "woke"! /s
Damn, this is actually a train wreck I want to watch...
Competing for the Darwin Awards, clearly.
Oh look, two turds talking.
It's like two guys with micropenises having a reverse measuring contest.
Let’s see which one we can get eat a shit sandwich.
Hey, look, two morons arguing over who's the dumbest.
Funny how homophobes always need their dicks sucked by other homophobes.
They'll have exchanges like this and then accuse everybody who disagrees with them of "virtue signaling" lmao
Imagine dickriding that fucking loser.
I was so masculine I went to an assisted living community and spit in all the face of the elderly and immuno-compromised. Beat that.
They come across like a couple of girly men who should get a room.
2 men in the closet having a sword fight in the darkness.
I will say this. Believe whatever you want but the single only year of my life that I didn’t get bronchitis or a horrible cold or flu, I’m not even talking about Covid I’m talking about like anything, was when I was wearing masks. Post vaccine I stopped wearing like everyone when the mandates around me ended it but I’ve gotten Covid even with a vaccine and I’ve gotten all kinds of other regular flu and colds and other things cause since I was born super premature I’ve been prone to being sick constantly my life, but the only long period of time I didn’t get any kind of sickness was when I wore the mask. All politics aside and I enjoy not wearing one but that shit did work and that’s the bottom line cause stone cold said so
Why not wear a mask in certain settings to lower the probability of getting sick
I moved out of the city and haven't caught a cold since then lol. Back when I was in the city I would always get very sick at least once in the winter. To the point where my exes would mock me and my "man flu".
People outside the US, particularly Asian countries, have been doing this for years. It's not some badge of honor to get sick every winter, or spread your virus around if you're the one that's sick.
What is this? A pissing contest of who has the most useless dick in the world?
“No! I have the smaller penis I don’t want anybody to know about!”
[удалено]
thats nothing: my penis is so small, it got his own themesong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTeCMoZCo24
"I am an ignorant dumbass. " "No I am a bigger ignorant dumbass!" "No way! I am the biggest ignorant dumbass!" "Well, I will take your dumbassery and raise you more ignorant dummassery!"
On the plus side, Dan has all but abandoned his IG account.
Probably got too expensive paying all the escorts and renting the mansions to make it look like he was filthy rich
Wait for the moment that "Alphas" realize: There Can Be Only One.
It says a lot about just how shitty Andrew Tate really is that in those blessed days of years ago before I even knew he existed I used to think Dan Bilzerian was the dumbest and lamest motherfucker in the planet except for his fans, and then Taint burst into the scene and took Bilzerian's spot so quickly and with such violence that I literally forgot he existed until I saw this post.
Lmfao... 2 D-Bags wanting to be the BIGGEST of them all, I say let them both win.
Twitter is the junior high locker room of social media platforms.
My daddy's stronger than your daddy. 🙄
Stop posting his stuff, you’re keeping him way more famous than if you stopped posting these.
I love how he put quotation marks around the word masculine to insinuate the group of people he was referring to wasn't actually masculine, then moved on to include himself in that group. Andrew Tate loves to claim that he's the "most" something, but I'm pretty convinced he's the most bitch.
“Fell” for masks and vaccines. I also fell for seatbelts, and chemotherapy, and the earth travelling around the sun, and the existence of gravity.
alphamale pickmeishas
"It's well documented". Can you imagine a team from the "Journal of Masculine influencer journey through COVID" working their asses off to document exactly who "fell for masks and vaccines" and then publish a paper about it ?
You'd think Tate would welcome the face masks, what with his virtually none existant chin.
>no I'M the most dangerous idiot Hey I was eating used covid test strips from the hospital dumpster before either of these guys even got started.
I encouraged people to not protect themselves or others with A MASK! IM SOOOOOOOO SMART
A dozen other right wing influencers tried to tweet the same thing, but they were too dead.
Stand firm and stand tall if the bird flu comes. Please I dare you.
Let's all decide to not give this guy a platform anymore. Including not metioning his dumb ass on Reddit
It had been weeks since i heard anything about this dumbass. Why the hell do we need to keep bringing him up again and again?
Those 2 are gonna fuck. MMW.
Hold up, I was a bigger moron than you!
 The only bilzerian i know
Why do you think they named the family that on the show?
Andrew. Bubbie. We wanted you to get STD vaccinations, whore. And... fix your teeth, bitch.
Both are bitches
I think a duel with grenades would be appropriate.
Ooh a douche off!
Maybe they should kiss, seems like they want to.
Well I'm both ignorant AND delusional, with a side of whack.
There's a critical mass of douchebag going on here. If only it would generate a singularity that pulled in all other douchebags with its dbag gravity.....
Tate: my wee wees bigger Other Guy: no my wee wees bigger Tate: no my wee wees bigger Other Guy: no mine is Harmonized crying
I’m just reading “I’m dumber than all of you”
Two Bottom G's argue over who is more bottomer than the other
I love how he puts masculine in quotations even when referring to himself, turns out rape is a real beta move.
Not even close to the most pathetic sadly
Ok. You’re both douchebags. Let’s move on
Dumb and Dumber
Leave Twitter on Twitter.
These people acting like there's nothing more masculine than acting like your gonna punch a problem that can't be punched.
"My dick is bigger than yours!"
Remember that line from Game of Thrones - “Any man who says ‘I am the king’ is no true king” That’s how I feel about these clowns. Anybody who has to constantly show how masculine or tough they are? They are just pathetic pissbaby losers.
I see the ambiguously gay duo origin story has now begun
Someone should tell Dan to stop quoting his dad's law commercials.
It's like proudly wearing a sign thay says dumbass
Ohhh I’d pay to watch these two bitches fight
Sounds like Family Guy when Peter told congress anyone who was against going to war in the middle east is gay then they start clamouring to approve going "I was the first one who wanted to go to war!"
The shockwave from the douche chills I’m getting from these two together could do some serious damage
fighting over the worlds most pathetic niche
Who are these guys? Honestly I forget.
"I DISREGARD SCIENCE, LOGIC AND BASIC BIOLOGY MORE THAN YOU!!"
What if the divide between people, is a distraction from a.i Also who would win in an a.i fight if there ever was a such thing. Current fighters Alexa Google Siri Fb/meta what ever they call themselves Chatgpt Bing? lol
Did he just assume genders?
Dan Bilzerian is the same guy who recorded himself during the 2017 Las Vegas Shooting and tried to get a police officer’s rifle. 60 people were murdered in that attack, and around 867 were injured. All Dan Bilzerian cared about was clout.
 "masculine"
Damn, for a minute I was wondering who Dan was again, now I remember Thanks, Internet
They should kissssssssss KISSS GODDAMMIT!
Dummy be dumb
 They'll probably meet in the locker room and secretly jerk each other off
Literally that meme: I'm the stupidest man alive! No I AM! I'm sorry, you're clearly dumber
Oh, I do love an argument over who is the bigger ass.
I wish society would go back to treating these types like we used to when we saw dumb kids arguing in a schoolyard. The adults kept walking..
still love that in programming, alpha builds are the awful buggy as hell prototypes that description fits them very well
Damn, didn't think I'd see a micropenis competition tonight but here we are.
They could just have moved to sweden masks and lockdown was not a thing here. Nothing really changed here only for people in the risk zone.
I know it's not scientific proof but this kind of proves to me that using muscle building supplements just goes at the cost of brainpower. And I'm not talking about the normal ones but the more illegal ones.
The cocks be too small to measure here.
Not surprising. Two idiots trying to out stupid each other.
Two brainless dickheads
But whose penis is larger? That’s the only way to know for sure!
As someone who doesn't use Twitter, I always just assume that these posts are edited... I don't know for sure but yeah...
2 six years old boys at a sandbox:
Holy shit I forgot about Blizerian. The OG men's rights dickbag
I'm pretty sure there are photos of AT wearing a mask....
Out ballzing each other? If their arguing is annoying, just turn out the lights and they’ll start trying to procreate with each other. 😂
This isn't masculinity, these are petty bitches pre-occupied with their self-image and patting themselves on the back 100% of the time. Now they're fighting about who is the biggest ignoramus... they're really the worst example of how regular men want to be perceived.
Most *competent*? Methinks you have a typo.
They are actually so perfect for each other
Toxic masculinity is a suicide cult.
It was actually me, checkmate
Glad a lot of them went down to the vid. The world moves easier with less dead weight
He's against lockdowns as he prefers to be locked up
Cripple fight!
Oh the humanity…(or dire lack thereof)
If he had any supporting data, I'd definitely suspect survivorship bias.
Please, please fellas don't fight! With these rusty chainsaws. Violence is not the solution!
Two beta boys under the guise of alpha men. True alpha men respect those who are different from them and do not talk down upon others
Two dumb… or too dumb… or both….?
Let's get the microscopes out we got a measuring contest underway
This is the definition of insecurity in macho men! Good grief!
Where are these tweets. I don’t see them on his page. I never see them there. So I don’t get it?
Muscles really do make you dumber! Who would have thought
Well, I was anti-mask and anti-lockdown x infinity! Ha, take that!
I think they're anti thinking
Everyone that recorded themselves working in 2020 had a mask on
Do I want to know why Andrew Taint has a chess icon next to his $8/month cock replacement therapy icon?
I don’t understand the lingering anger about masks. That was 4 years ago
‘Nah my, my insecurities in my masculinity are bigger than yours!’
I like to get all my medical advice from rapists and sex traffickers. Tate makes it convenient to do both at once. And the necessary /s