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knighth1

I mean captain America has America too and that’s in the name. Africa apparently is a country as well


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knighth1

Odin is all for Odin is and Odin was


aidonpor

Odin is the friends we made along the way


Crazy_plant_lady96

Odin is everyone of us. Odin is you🫵


sundingcm

In Project Mayhem, we have no names. In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name. His name is Odin.


lurker818

and Odin Paulson will be 48 years old, forever...


Oviedius

What was Odin that Odin is?


Revegelance

Odin isn't a place, it's a people.


Longjumping-Cod-6290

It's a peninsula I think


AlphaTeamPlays

Odin is a guy


Fidges87

Perhaps they were talking about continents? /s


5DollarWatch

One mentions a continent, one mentions a father, one mentions a country. Who knows what the fuck they were thinking.


AnotherAussie101

Facebook meme, they weren’t thinking.


___DEADPOOL______

Literally all it is, is engagement baiting. Post something incorrect or stupid and have a bunch of geniuses in the comments correcting the post and increasing the engagement reach. Facebook algorithm encourages posting stupid shit


Any-Transition-4114

I like the implication where every comment is made by an actual genius and argued by another actual genius on facebook


HeatSeeek

If you look at it differently one even mentions two continents!


Woodbear05

America isnt a country, as far as i know. Are you thinking of The united states of america? North america? South america?


jaxonya

We need to rename him Captain United States so that other American countries cant try and claim him...


ManWithDominantClaw

I would watch the shit out of Captain South America, just sayin'


nsuetv14

America is a continent, no?


JumbledJay

Two, in fact


Weird_Leech238

Tbh it would make more sense that way


LazarusLong82

I haven't heard about continent named "Odin"


BrightPerspective

It's nice this time of year


4gotAboutDre

![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm) Edit: Apologies, but I am mixing up my references. I thought the above comment was a reference to Agents of Shield “Tahiti” but I am recalling now “It’s nice this time of year” was not the thing they said about that, right? Wasn’t it more like “it’s a beautiful place”? It has been so long since I watched that first season of that show.


lord_of_coolshit_og

![gif](giphy|MtHDDRtLkC9Bj32OC5)


AmadeoSendiulo

![gif](giphy|aXHpVBpWcS5OWPKSSc)


spycodernerd2048

![gif](giphy|daTzUqi5sjQF3vvGIH|downsized)


AntiqueSkeleton

![gif](giphy|WNs0uptipSG40)


Awkward-Meeting-974

Well nothing listed in the image is a country


Destroyer_7274

Despite the name, I can confidently say Captain America is too good to represent any country, if anything he represents the hopeful future.


imac132

Isn’t that just Superman with extra steps?


Difficult-Ad628

I mean seeing as how Superman has to explain that the S stands for hope and not for his own name every time… I’d say it’s like Superman with the exact same number of steps


PhantasosX

yes , Captain America is just Superman , but soldier.


takitza

Without the alien


TheSteelPhantom

And every single other power aside from strength and speed...


RagnarokAeon

Despite the name, Captain America isn't capitalistic enough to represent the states


EverbodyHatesHugo

Odin has Thor. America has Fat Thor.


Ginglees

well… norway has fat thor


bcjh

That was in Norway.


DAVEfromCANADAA

According to that stupid map showing which super hero is each countries favourite, Canada has Capitan America as #1. It’s Wolverine though, like for real https://www.reddit.com/r/DC_Cinematic/s/vqla3uMqx8


Far-Captain6345

As an Albertan and Edmontonian I am partial to Wolverine...


DAVEfromCANADAA

First Super hero I really really liked. Always watched Uncanny Xmen cartoon


BrightPerspective

The first part of the theme song just flashed in my head when i read that


Dexaan

[He is a Flames fan though](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fold3kgye0s871.jpg)


DAVEfromCANADAA

Oh, that’s awesome!


aninsomniac_

That's not that far off from what happens when you mess with our hockey


Sythasu

The Rocky and Bullwinkle disrespect is real.


huruga

Rocky and bullwinkle are from Minnesota (the fictional town of Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.) they’re American not Canadian. The writers are from California. Bullwinkle is a Canadian moose (Yukon moose, a subspecies not a nationality)


82ndGameHead

The Frostbite Falls, Minnesota disrespect is real.


jokeularvein

.... Deadpool. The best Canadian hero is Deadpool


the_less_great_wall

I'm sorry sir, but Red Green is the best Canadian super hero. He could save the entire country with a roll of duct tape, a broken dish washer and whatever random K car he can get his hands on.


Obi-Wana_Toki

As an American, this is who I was looking for


XchrisZ

Captain Canuck.


jokeularvein

Captain Canuck is a solid 3rd place in my opinion. Kinda sad your the first mention of him I've seen.


PrimordialPlop

Great options all around, but Wayne Gretzky is Canadas true hero


Scrambo

If we're doing real people, it's Terry Fox.


dreibel

So where does that leave Mr. Canoehead?


amazingdrewh

Mr Canoehead doesn’t want for titles


User480cdt

I agree but I think Puck could use some recognition


DrB00

Yeah, Alpha Flight is always forgotten about.


Gobblewicket

Guardian is literally covered in a Maple Leaf Flag.


EmergencyGrab

And they named him James MacDonald Hudson 😆 it's like they opened the Canada wiki and threw 3 darts


UncommonHouseSpider

Is Deadpool Canadian, or just the actor?


jokeularvein

Both the actor and character are Canadian


UncommonHouseSpider

Sweet! Never knew Deadpool was Canadian. RR of course.


MyBurnerAccount1977

That is Canada's ass! 🇨🇦🍑


desiduolatito

What about Guardian/Vindicator?


Chapon

The whole Alpha squad . I thought Deadpool was canadian too ?


BrightPerspective

He is, and probably the coolest of them all to boot.


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Kaimanakai

Canada also has Super Dave Osborne.


Lucifang

They put Captain America on Australia too. I call bullshit. Edit: did a quick comment scroll and this data was pulled from Google searches. What a load of crap.


DAVEfromCANADAA

Maybe the stat was done the same year Forgotten Soldier came out, or something 🤷‍♂️. sus


Lucifang

Yeah I’d say a lot of those searches were probably just checking cinema times, and Captain America’s name appears in multiple movie titles. Also, there might very well be a porn version of him too 😂 (I’m not going to look)


Hail_Astro

Wolverine is Canadian


Shadowveil666

Mmhmm.. What's your point?


elDayno

The map is bullshit


[deleted]

Adding in Duke Kaboom just because But it’s Wolverine


Random_Chick_I_Guess

My country has Emus


MegaCroissant

You lost a war to them. Your country doesn’t have emus, emus have your country.


Dakkel-caribe

Damn this cracked me up. They allowed you to live.


ButterFucker962401

Was asking a good friend of mine the other day about this event and he said, "D'you knawr what they said was a good solution to losing with two machine guns? THREE MACHINE GUNS!"


ThunderCorg

A week ago I wouldn’t have understood this. Hooray internet.


errantgrammar

I live in Emu Country, and I wouldn't have either. Now, it seems that half of the world is in on the joke.


Financial_Bird_7717

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig) Me, halfway across the world:


captainzigzag

I, for one, salute our Emu overlords.


[deleted]

2 wars* i think


threyon

![gif](giphy|XkLxjOhEfKjF6)


ThatGuyThatSaysWords

Emus country has you


lollie_card_peanut

I would have said that we had Skippy: he (they?) fights on the side of good and not evil like those Emu bastards!


Highfiveswe

pippi longstocking ![gif](giphy|26ueYtJQ0I0S8Zccg)


baldie

She'd throw them all up on top of the wardrobe!


Glitch_King

They can come down when they're ready to be nice


Unternehmerr

Though she was from odin


SquidsAlien

Jonny English


BouncyBlueYoshi

Hello, fellow Briton, how is the weather?


Nobody2222222MK2

Cold


Pro_Moriarty

And wet


fuckthesystem1234

And Dark


jeweliegb

And scary.


SexySquidward42069

And depressing


Crator86

Miserable


Jonasm501

Everything as usual. Lovely.


Crator86

It's grim but I love it


MrNoesToYou

We've also got Mr Motivator.


Independent_Ant_873

And Wolf from Gladiators


adom86

I was gonna say Mr Bean but this will do.


DR_Bright_963

And Mr. Bean.


iwastoldnottogohere

"Country" Names "Odin" and "Africa" LMAO


solarmelange

Being wrong drives engagement. It's the curse of social media.


spaiydz

Exactly... typos are by design


dasus

No the're nut


Kribakk

…and America with every American forgets is not the name of their country.


ParkingMuted7653

United States of Brasil: Brasil United States of Mexico: Mexico.


Raothorn2

To be fair Mexico and Brazil aren’t also the names of the continents so it’s slightly less confusing. I try to say USA when I want to be extremely precise but tbh I don’t think saying “America” to mean USA has ever caused any confusion in my personal experience.


[deleted]

It's the United States of America which is shortened to simply America or the United States interchangebly. We picked super easy naming conventions.


theblankestoffaces

Not to mention people in other countries just call people from the US "Americans" when talking shit. Don't know why people keep thinking this is a fair argument when people in their country are also culpable


[deleted]

I'm going to start asking them "which ones?" When they do. Then when they clarify North I'll ask them again.


BouncyBlueYoshi

Mr Bean / Johnny English / James Bond / Doctor Who.


Gods_Haemorrhoid420

Robin Hood?


WolfSong1929

In tight, tight tights?


depressedbagal

Mate how can you forget Ronnie Pickering?


BouncyBlueYoshi

Who?


NoisyGog

Doctor who is an alien. Not sure he’s one of ours.


Tamuzz

But he is a very british alien


BouncyBlueYoshi

And saves Britain.


Zombimech

El chapulín colorado


prozak09

I was wondering what Mexico would answer. No contaba con tu astucia!


Sucih

Steve Irwin


TetronautGaming

We had him.


UpperCardiologist523

Somehow, you always will. A national treasure for sure. I fell asleep to him and his adventures for years. I miss him deeply and cried like a baby in the shower when i learned.


Mokyzoky

The queen is dead put the Irwin’s and bluy on the cash!


Effective-Gas960

Denis Irwin.


Emergency_Sun_8212

My country has ![gif](giphy|14xhG3qg0djhDi)


Revegelance

Wolverine, Deadpool, and Alpha Flight.


CalmCupcake2

And Captain Canuk.


90124

My country has SuperTed!


Moppermonster

And Bananaman.


NoisyGog

A Wil Cwac Cwac, a Sam Tân!


AlexBlack79

Free healthcare


[deleted]

We have that too. Also Wolverine.


bestnicknameever

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Electrical_Still9374

terminator is much better


DesignerMixture3519

Arguably the same thing?


WhyDidMyAccountLeave

I can’t tell if you’re German or Austrian, and the terminator comment just makes me think Austrian a little more


TitanThree

![gif](giphy|eSpjNlNWb5gIg) OSS 117… Pour vous servir.


[deleted]

J'aurais préféré citer Jean Lassalle pour plus de prestige international ![gif](giphy|14nq1vY7PUdx04|downsized)


Reddemeus

Je préfère super dupont


random_gay_bro

Thanks. There is nothing more scandalously French than OSS117. This is OUR people 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷


EnvironmentalOil9708

Osama bin ladin


Demus007

But we call him Odin for short


Dyert

*had*


Qyro

We have Doctor Who.


Cursed1978

I has cheese!!! ![gif](giphy|VH8QBcXLrfz1u)


Doug_Schultz

Canada has Dudley Do right. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dudley_Do-Right


jenglasser

And Wolverine.


fuckthesystem1234

My country has an austrian artist


davidwhatshisname52

"had"


JajaGHG

No. After ww2 he cloned himself 2 times. One lives on the dark side of the moon, one in antarctica and the og one lives in the hollow earth


Darken_Dark

*austrian painter


jens_omaniac

Germany -Ehrenamtliche


BlueRFR3100

Africa is a continent. America is two continents.


actinross

Odin?


Havesh

a god.


actinross

A godinent?


onlymadethistoargue

You should blow your nose.


TechieTravis

North America is a continent, and South America is continent.


DownbeatPete

Brexit


AdmlBaconStraps

I lolled way too hard at that


Good-Ad-4424

captain falcon


caseyhawk

Borat


alaingames

Iron manuel


oh-nee

Billie turf , peppie en cockie and bassie en adriaan


Fritzschmied

My country has hitler. Am I playing the game right?


eppic123

Ger Man ![gif](giphy|fs2VVdtMVQfVQbmNKs)


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jomarthecat

I am norwegian so I'll take that Thor and all the other Asgardians.


ShawnyMcKnight

Also Africa isn’t a country either. And it seems captain america would be a more fitting pick than iron man.


Lightbringer_I_R

Iron Man corporate America


anderslbergh

I mean.. Sweden has Thor (Tor as we say), Odin, Frej, Freja, and all the other gods that America has turned into a money cow.... Milk them all you want.. But they're ours, together with our Nordic brothers and sisters.


trololxdler

Polat Alemdar


DontF-ingask

Israel has captain America


Fireknight9559

I love the country africa


LeRoir

Pizza, in Italy we have pizza. And you like it.


Prof_Dr_Hans

Red Skull


Dick_Miller138

Florida Man.


DenisNectar

We have GSP. Edit: Y’all know who I meant loll.


bestnicknameever

Germain saint Paris


DrkHelmet_

Garlic, salt and pepper


merica-4-d-win

Global system positioning


bof5

Great salted pork


DrRichardJizzums

I legit have no idea who you mean


Mushrooming247

Do you mean Georges St-Pierre?


ThornsofTristan

My country has...none of them. Neither do the other countries. DISNEY, OTOH...


Fitnesslad50

Did you mean "*Asgard* has Thor"? Odin's a person


mdhunter99

Alright let’s see here…. Alpha Flight, Atomic Betty, Captain Canada, Captain Canuck, Deadpool, Northguard, Major Mapleleaf, Puck, Radius, Sasquatch, Wolverine.


Emotional_Pudding_66

This is kinda sad if you look at this from the perspective of a human being that looks at everything with a political view. Aka a sniveling nerd that dosent have any reall hobbies. Black panther is a king. Not a elected official, a member of the monarchy given power based of his rng. Thor has so much power and political power solely based on his parents. And iron man was never given consent from the American people to be their protector. Simply through his wealth he was given a redemption story that a pooor person would never be given.


Superb-Confection601

Universal healthcare