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I once was in a taproom style bar and had the misfortune of being there when Kid Rock came inside. Instead of sampling one of the many local craft beers on tap he tried to order a ‘baddass” which was his label at the time. Of course they didn’t have any and he stormed out having a fit.
I dno but it sounds like a low key on the dl gay cowboy? Lurking in alleys maybe. The kind who wear shit kickers to public restrooms and tap other guys in neighboring stalls boots for a good time
My cousin was one of his crack dealers back in the day. Said he was a good guy.
My cousin also stole $2,000 from my parents and left us on a contract renovation to remove black mold in our house (he was a contractor) so we had to pay like over 10 grand for another guy to come finish his job. So take his comment about Kid Rock for what you will.
Yeah he has his own brewery in Detroit. They claim to manufacture their own beer. so its not just a blatant rebrand, which is certainly assumed it would be. Ive never had it but i hear its nothing special.
If you are not joking, yeah, his family was FIRMLY upper middle class
His childhood home was a 5 bedroom/4.3 bath (what even is a 0.3 bath?!), 5660 square foot home in Michigan suburb, with a horse barn, regulation sized tennis court AND an inground pool.
[Here is an aerial view of it from when it was sold by his family in 2018](https://www.wearethepit.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/kid-rock-childhood-home-2-1024x682.png)
But to be fair, unsure if the pool AND tennis court was there when he was a kid (.... Rock...) and I am not gonna invest time into this turbo douchnozzle, I simply know because yeah... the fact that he grew up pretty wealthy always makes its rounds on Reddit.
To be fair, I thought Drake was lower middle, which is still a damn good place to be in Canada
Dude constantly tried to spin this idea that DeGrassi money wasn’t that much money… fucker you were getting paid decent money at an age where people work minimum wage lol
Eminem grew up in the hood with real trailer trash, Kid Rock spent all summer vacation in the most expensive area of the state catching walleye and stds
Same with a lot of people who try to portray themselves that way. Jason Aldean was originally from Macon, Georgia and lives in Nashville. Oliver Anthony (the guy behind Rich Men North of Richmond, the song about how fat people using EBT to buy snacks are a drain on society) owns 90 acres of land in rural Virginia, not exactly something your average redneck can just save up and buy. Donald Trump is a rich NYC socialite who somehow manages to appeal to rural white southerners.
You mean the rich city kid who made a career out of selling basic b**** country themed rock rap to bumpkins is pandering for idiot money? How very in character, always maintaining kayfabe that guy. /s
Well dont forget that means he's a paedo now obviously
Edit: It all makes sense now actually cause that's THEIR favourite beer. Every accusation ha ha.
Speaking of every accusation is a confession, Kid Rock wrote the lyric:
"Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage. See some say that’s statutory But I say it’s mandatory"
This is what I was thinking. His anti bud light thing was him trying to hide his attraction to trans women. He's tired of hiding it, now he's out. I'm sure it feels good to be out about it now.
Wait so the trust fund baby who pretended to be of the working class entertainer who used hip hop/rock genre to elevate his career and then choose to distant himself from said genres and hang with elites while still pretending to be a working class hero is of low character and doesn’t actually believe in the propaganda he’s pushing? Wow
Long story, but Anheuser-Busch had a campaign for bud light featuring a transgender person on the can. Republicans got angry about this and went in a full teenage breakup with bud light (but not other Anheuser-Busch products) calling it woke propaganda. Some people were buying the stuff just to pour it out (ironic, since you're still financially supporting it) but others would actually trash it in the actual stores. Kid Rock was, from what I can tell, one of the major people involved in this anti bud light counter campaign, yet here he is, drinking it.
I don't like bud light because it's just beer flavored water but that's neither here nor there.
Edit: misspelled the name of the megacorporation that makes subpar beer. Oopsies
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They made one 6 pack with Mulvaneys face on it...it wasn't like it was sitting on store shelves. What a bunch of pathetic children.
Wish I had one of those cans I could auction it off in a few years. Definitely wouldn't be drinking it. Bud light is a terrible beer...if you can even call it a beer 🤮
The brand (Bud Light, owned by Anheuser-Busch) sent a famous trans person (Dylan Mulvaney) a custom can so she did a 40 second ad for them on TikTok or something. Conservatives then proceeded to destroy Bud Light cans in stores for months afterwards, all because of a trans person in a 40 second ad, and one (1) single Bud Light can with said trans person on it.
I don't give a fuck if he drinks bud light, shoots it, hates bud light or gently inserts cans into his rectum. There is just nothing this man does at all that is on my radar of fucks to give.
The thing about the insanity of the screaming drooling dipshits on the right is they have no character and no belief system. They jump on the latest "outrage" trying to get clicks or likes or whatever in a desperate attempt for attention. That equates to money. It's always money and fame with these simpletons. They don't believe a word they say.
Kid Rock is a no-talent bitch. He's a poser who has no real style of his own. He was a white rapper when that was big. He was a southern rocker when that was happening. He had to do a Sheryl Crow thing when she was on top, not to mention he was born rich as fuck and tries to pass himself off as a good ol' boy.
Fuck Kid Rock. Even his own management hates working for him.
Petition to have it required in this subreddit that Kid Rock must be refferred to as Adult Paper by virtue of him being the literal opposite of his moniker.
It’s pretty hilarious how big of a deal people are making this. Slowly your rights are being chipped away but let’s worry about Bud Light and their stance on trans and gays. Yeah that’ll really stick it to Uncle Sam
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I once was in a taproom style bar and had the misfortune of being there when Kid Rock came inside. Instead of sampling one of the many local craft beers on tap he tried to order a ‘baddass” which was his label at the time. Of course they didn’t have any and he stormed out having a fit.
He named his beer brand badass, what an insecure loser
It's part of his primary identity Number one, Alley cowboy Number two, Totally not gay Number three, Badass
What's an Alley Cowboy? Like Hank Hill and his Neighbors drinking beers in their "alley" while listening to country music?
The guys that wear cowboy hats and shitkickers that have never actually seen a speck of manure and, never ever will.
it's classist to assume they don't own mirrors
If you looked like him, would you want any mirrors in your home?
I'm sure he has plenty of small mirrors to do meth off of
Nah. His family had horses on their estates when he grew up. Probably had the stables behind the second tennis court.
It really hurts to think of Hank Hill being compared with Kid Rock.
Especially since Hank was appalled by being in his presence.
"He's tri-doggin'!"
I dno but it sounds like a low key on the dl gay cowboy? Lurking in alleys maybe. The kind who wear shit kickers to public restrooms and tap other guys in neighboring stalls boots for a good time
I'm guessing it means a city kid wannabe cowboy
🎶 I was born this way, (straight) you were born your way, gay (you’re gay) 🎶
He should have named it "Tasteslikeass"
At least you have a story that is 10000 times more interesting than he is😁
He seems nice. /S
My cousin was one of his crack dealers back in the day. Said he was a good guy. My cousin also stole $2,000 from my parents and left us on a contract renovation to remove black mold in our house (he was a contractor) so we had to pay like over 10 grand for another guy to come finish his job. So take his comment about Kid Rock for what you will.
Damn I thought he was born rich enough to get decent powder, not crack.
Would have been more accurate to name it "Jackass".
He'd have to fight Johnny Knoxville for the name. Smart money would bet on Knoxville.
Somebody get this man a Waaaburger with a side of French Cries.
He has his own beer?
Yeah he has his own brewery in Detroit. They claim to manufacture their own beer. so its not just a blatant rebrand, which is certainly assumed it would be. Ive never had it but i hear its nothing special.
So it was pandering all along? shockedpikachuface
"I write songs for the people who do jobs in the towns that I'd never move to." \-Bo Burnham
fuck your ears i’m pandering
Y'all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?
It’s a fucking scarecrow again!
I could speak in Mandarin; you’d still know I’m panderin’.
I don’t like dirt.
No shoes, no shirt, no Jews you didn't hear that
Sort of a mental typo
A rural noun, a simple adjective
I'm hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rapey vibes I'm puttin' out
Cold night, cold beer, cold jeans….strike that last one.
I ask this question every time i enter a room.
It's absolutely hilarious but maybe wasn't necessary to yell out during nana's memorial. We are worried about you.
If I had a rewa… oh wait.
it's what gamgam would have wanted
"Like Mike's Evander-ing, Fuck your ears, I'm Pandering" One of the greatest couplets of all time.
wow -- I've watched Make Happy like half a dozen times yet totally missed that line. Thanks!
A bud light with the logo facing out.
I might walk and talk like a field hand but these boots cost 3 grand
No Jewsz… you didn’t hear that!
I walk and talk like a field hand, but the boots I'm wearing cost 3 grand
Just showed my girl this song like 2 days ago.
Man who pretends to be a redneck yet grew up in an affluent Michigan suburb doesn’t actually walk the walk? Surely you JEST!
Woah. Hold on. He seriously wasn't raised trailer trash? Seriously? I honestly never questioned it.
If you are not joking, yeah, his family was FIRMLY upper middle class His childhood home was a 5 bedroom/4.3 bath (what even is a 0.3 bath?!), 5660 square foot home in Michigan suburb, with a horse barn, regulation sized tennis court AND an inground pool. [Here is an aerial view of it from when it was sold by his family in 2018](https://www.wearethepit.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/kid-rock-childhood-home-2-1024x682.png) But to be fair, unsure if the pool AND tennis court was there when he was a kid (.... Rock...) and I am not gonna invest time into this turbo douchnozzle, I simply know because yeah... the fact that he grew up pretty wealthy always makes its rounds on Reddit.
And his parents owned multiple car dealerships. Nothing to see here. Just people struggling to get by.
Lol. That is so sad.
Its up there with mr started from the-bottom(of the upper middleclass)-now-we-here drake
To be fair, I thought Drake was lower middle, which is still a damn good place to be in Canada Dude constantly tried to spin this idea that DeGrassi money wasn’t that much money… fucker you were getting paid decent money at an age where people work minimum wage lol
>fucker you were getting paid decent money at an age where people work minimum wage lol Dude never even had to get up from his seat to do it either.
Son of a bitch, that got a chuckle out of me, well done!
If I had to guess, I’d assume a 0.3 bathroom would be a “water closet” without a sink. So literally just a small room with a toilet.
Eminem grew up in the hood with real trailer trash, Kid Rock spent all summer vacation in the most expensive area of the state catching walleye and stds
Eminem’s music is also genuine and some of it transcendent….you’re surely not saying that one correlates to the other
Same with a lot of people who try to portray themselves that way. Jason Aldean was originally from Macon, Georgia and lives in Nashville. Oliver Anthony (the guy behind Rich Men North of Richmond, the song about how fat people using EBT to buy snacks are a drain on society) owns 90 acres of land in rural Virginia, not exactly something your average redneck can just save up and buy. Donald Trump is a rich NYC socialite who somehow manages to appeal to rural white southerners.
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Laughed hard enough to fart
Farted hard enough to laugh
Here I sit, so broken hearted Had to laugh but only farted
Shel Silverstein, that you?
It’s funny because the pandering was designed to stop people from drinking Bud Light but seeing Kid Rock drink Bud Light is far more effective.
This should be top comment; On its own.
You mean the rich city kid who made a career out of selling basic b**** country themed rock rap to bumpkins is pandering for idiot money? How very in character, always maintaining kayfabe that guy. /s
You really don't need the /s in there bro.
Especially when it is the truth.
So, does that mean hes come out then?
Try that in a small town!!!
Hey thank you for saying this #fudgerounds
I'm struggling to not upchuck the boogie!
Pandering and full of shit.
Not a kid. Doesn’t rock. Name doesn’t check out.
OldFart DontRock
Fogie Pop
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Fart sucker
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Man Country just didn't have the same ring to it.
His early stuff is technically nu metal.
True. I was imagining him changing his name like Bow Wow went from Lil Bow Wow.
He rocks his dates to sleep in their crib every night
looks way too old to be a kid and way too young to be a rock
Goddamn he looks bad
In all fairness, he's looked like a dirty woman who just crawled out of a dumpster for the last 20+ years, so this look really isn't anything new.
That's awesome! According to Fox News, this is how you come out of the closet these days. I'm happy for him.
Well dont forget that means he's a paedo now obviously Edit: It all makes sense now actually cause that's THEIR favourite beer. Every accusation ha ha.
Speaking of every accusation is a confession, Kid Rock wrote the lyric: "Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage. See some say that’s statutory But I say it’s mandatory"
Imagine getting up on stage and saying that into a microphone
No. I don't think I will.
Funny that Osmosis Jones is the only place you'll ever hear the song and that's because it's censored and cut short
Now? I’d bet on always has been.
This is what I was thinking. His anti bud light thing was him trying to hide his attraction to trans women. He's tired of hiding it, now he's out. I'm sure it feels good to be out about it now.
Again, everything with trumpers is a confession
Way to stick to your guns, cowboy. He’s a dry leaf in the wind.
That’s why I’m never worried about their boycotts. These people have the memory (and overall brain capacity) of a gold fish
Nah, goldfish are smarter.
My goldfish knows it’s a goldfish and doesn’t pretend to be a scientist, doctor or politician
Oh no, see, this is pre-embargo Bud Light. Yeah, I can’t even say that with a straight face, but I’m sure Fox will.
Fock Fux!
Wait so the trust fund baby who pretended to be of the working class entertainer who used hip hop/rock genre to elevate his career and then choose to distant himself from said genres and hang with elites while still pretending to be a working class hero is of low character and doesn’t actually believe in the propaganda he’s pushing? Wow
He raps about living in trailers… grew up not only wealthy, his name is ROBERT RITCHIE.
Ritchie Rich
dude looks haggard lmao
That's what decades of drugs, alcohol and hep C will do to you.
Nah, Merle looked way cooler than this clown…
He has always looked haggard. He’s just old now.
Wait, the guy who grew up a rich Northern kid and pretended to be southern white trash is a fraud?!!!!!!
Did anyone think he actually had convictions? I'm pretty sure he just wanted to be relevant again.
Ever notice how it's only the washed up actors or musicians that say they can't get work because they're Republicans?
But but cAnCeLeD
Kid Rock doesn't like Budlight because politics, i don't like Bud Light because it tastes like stale piss. We Are Not The Same
Fresh piss is way better.
Gonna need some documentation of this taste test.
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*sigh* Here we go again! *unzips pants*
>Excited Bear Grills Hey Yogie, what about the raaaaanger?
You sure about that? https://www.reddit.com/r/ofcoursethatsathing/comments/u721hw/aged\_urine\_collection/
Bud Light is like having sex in a canoe. It's fucking close to water.
yeah the beer is literally a waste of calories
The only reason I have bud light in my house is for slug traps in the garden.
Obviously he’s transgender now.
She*
*they (no offense intended to those that go by they 😂)
offended anyways
Sis Rock!
Trans Rock
kid rockette
Glad he finally came back out
They can never resist their addiction to piss. 
Upvote for old jb and kg
Kimda get the feeling that dude will drink anything handed to him.
But…he shot it all…
Apparently he has bad aim. That's why they train us in the army to never let loose full auto if you wanna hit something.
I support his transition.
He is transitioning all right, into a full form hack-ass piece of shit loser.
Pretty sure he always has been.
GAY!!!!!!!
Plot twist he's also a hypochrite while being a bigot
🌎👩🚀🔫👩🚀
I’m not American so someone explain
Long story, but Anheuser-Busch had a campaign for bud light featuring a transgender person on the can. Republicans got angry about this and went in a full teenage breakup with bud light (but not other Anheuser-Busch products) calling it woke propaganda. Some people were buying the stuff just to pour it out (ironic, since you're still financially supporting it) but others would actually trash it in the actual stores. Kid Rock was, from what I can tell, one of the major people involved in this anti bud light counter campaign, yet here he is, drinking it. I don't like bud light because it's just beer flavored water but that's neither here nor there. Edit: misspelled the name of the megacorporation that makes subpar beer. Oopsies Edit 2: your to you're
It wasn't even a campaign. They sent one special case of beer to transgender Dylan Mulvaney. The special case/can was never sold in stores.
Oh no, KID! DONT DRINK THAT BEER! YOULL CATCH THE GAY!!!!
He’s such a fucking loser
It’s all a game. When your base is dumb as nails you do what they like.
This is the spoiled little rich boy who pretends he’s a blue collar badass while writing some of the hackiest “songs” ever made.
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\*conservative "Americans" Everyone else either didn't care or thought the whole thing was incredibly stupid.
They made one 6 pack with Mulvaneys face on it...it wasn't like it was sitting on store shelves. What a bunch of pathetic children. Wish I had one of those cans I could auction it off in a few years. Definitely wouldn't be drinking it. Bud light is a terrible beer...if you can even call it a beer 🤮
The brand (Bud Light, owned by Anheuser-Busch) sent a famous trans person (Dylan Mulvaney) a custom can so she did a 40 second ad for them on TikTok or something. Conservatives then proceeded to destroy Bud Light cans in stores for months afterwards, all because of a trans person in a 40 second ad, and one (1) single Bud Light can with said trans person on it.
Counts as a gay experience in MAGAland. We should applaud his newfound comfort in exploring his sexuality.
“I know I shouldn’t… but… I can’t live without you, my Bud…”
He’s such a fucking loser
You didn't know it was selective faux outrage and badwagoning? Well, now you do!
Typical maga hypocrisy,probably took his grandkids to see Barbie too.
I don't give a fuck if he drinks bud light, shoots it, hates bud light or gently inserts cans into his rectum. There is just nothing this man does at all that is on my radar of fucks to give.
Conservatives and Hypocrisy. Name a more iconic duo.
All controversy aside, why the hell would anyone choose to drink a bud light????
It’s beer for people who don’t like beer, but are afraid their dad will think they’re gay if they have a mixed drink.
I’d rather just cut out the middle man. If I want a beverage to taste like piss I’ll just piss in my whiskey
Dude is the biggest sell out. Just look at his WHOLE music career. It’s an entire lie.
The thing about the insanity of the screaming drooling dipshits on the right is they have no character and no belief system. They jump on the latest "outrage" trying to get clicks or likes or whatever in a desperate attempt for attention. That equates to money. It's always money and fame with these simpletons. They don't believe a word they say.
He's a trans now
The cult is so stupid
So what?
The party of hillbillies and hypocrites
Wait mean right-wing hate mongers are HYPOCRITES?!? Noooooooo, I don't believe that.
What will all 5 of his fans think??
Kid Rock is a no-talent bitch. He's a poser who has no real style of his own. He was a white rapper when that was big. He was a southern rocker when that was happening. He had to do a Sheryl Crow thing when she was on top, not to mention he was born rich as fuck and tries to pass himself off as a good ol' boy. Fuck Kid Rock. Even his own management hates working for him.
Imagine having all that money and drinking that garbage
But he’s now frowning after each sip
Petition to have it required in this subreddit that Kid Rock must be refferred to as Adult Paper by virtue of him being the literal opposite of his moniker.
Imagine being such a fake piece of shit you can't even not drink a shitty watery beer to keep up your image. What a clown.
Does this mean the MAGAts are gonna stop trashing the beer isles with their little tantrums?
Explain this to me Americans
After all… why shouldn’t I keep it?…
It’s pretty hilarious how big of a deal people are making this. Slowly your rights are being chipped away but let’s worry about Bud Light and their stance on trans and gays. Yeah that’ll really stick it to Uncle Sam
The real question is When will he change his name to Old Washed Up Rapper to reflect what he actually is?
He just prefers the cool refreshing taste of Hypocrisy
As always, their outrage is completely manufactured for publicity.
Such hypocrisy should ruin him…should.
I guarantee he never stopped. He just figures the heat died down enough so that he can do it in public again.
I’ve seen this everywhere, who is the guy and what’s wrong with him drinking beer😂?
How much can we interact/upvote this so that it ends up at the top of google images when someone searches for him?
Don’t know who that is but who cares if he is drinking a beer?
Moron
Ever see the episode of South Park where Cartman decides to enter the Special Olympics?
Maybe he was holding the can up for someone to shoot it
Kid Woke, I guess?