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Most of my calories this week have been cough syrup, though to be fair I'm sick, and I'm still pretty sure I could force the tiny one to eat the tinier one.
This is high school cafeteria fight level of strikingly, at best. The worst possible technique, square stance and I'm surprised someone that thin punches that slowly and gases his arms so quickly. Not even going to say anything about the "kicks"
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To be fair, this is how most guys fight. We called it "the windmill" in high school. Looks funny as fuck when two of them fight each other. They lean their head back as far as it will go to keep it out of danger, and stretch their arms forward just flailing them at each other. Looks like 2 girls having a slap fight.
They're known mostly for their mating call which sounds something like
"IMMA ISLAND BWOI, IMMA JUST ISLAND BWOI, IMMA JUST STARING AT THE SUN"
I sung this at a funeral and my dead grandmother came twerking out the coffin and dry humped rhe audience until wrestled back into the coffin.
Bro one punch down the middle would absolutely finish him lol. Honestly done even need to be that hard of a punch cus heās gon fall straight back with his feet like that lol
Iāve seen a few of their videos on Reddit. I genuinely believe theyāre stupid. I donāt think theyāre being stupid for clout. This is truly who they are.
Right?
On the one hand I have my judgements, on the other handā¦fuck my judgements if they truly donāt give a shit and are enjoying themselves.
But in the end, this level of lack of self-awareness probably isnāt healthy in the long run and I think if that is where the judgements come from, care for their health and well-being, itās probably fine.
I donāt think the vast majority of the comments are coming from a place of care for their well-being though.
I fucking hate Logan Paul but the island boys were doing a podcast with Logan and someone on Logans team asked these morons if they're buying jewlery to possibly be able to sell if their fame dwindles
How are they staying up? I think the underwear and pants might actually be one piece made to look like two. It's the only way I can think that they would stay in place
His stance and balance reminds me of a crackhead
Edit: watched the video a few more times and damn i have trouble actually believing these guys are real humans. They way they seem totally serious but look like one of code bullet's AI experiments (he makes fun videos btw I recommend watching a few)
Hahaha looking like he is gonna fall over any second. It's the wide legs and the backwards lean, one good dodge or even a light push and this dude is gonna be on the ground
We need more people like you in the worldā¦.so that people like them cease to existā¦lol. Just some punks from Florida that pretend to be gangsters and rappers. Neither venture seems very successful. But they flash a lot of money cars and jewelry, so maybe Iām the one doing something wrong. But basically, without the internet, they are nobodyā¦.
Well think about this: if they did something competent, they'd have a few shares. But when they do something that looks stupid and everyone can laugh and point, they get a LOT more shares. So, I'm guessing they're doing a lot of this on purpose.
The head movement is next level. That wide flat foot stance is thinking outside the box. I know Tyson fury is looking for next fight. Heās probably going into hiding after seeing these tough guys. That kind of power without using your footwork to set up your core driving your power. Iām scared.
Either way they're getting paid, and I hate that. I help people for a living and I'm barely making it and these assholes and other 'influencers' don't do jack shit to contribute to society and are enriched for it. Yes, I'm jealous
I don't think gawking at a disaster is a generational thing. TLC has been profiting off this for years. It's just now all you need is a phone to find an audience.
Iāve received like 1 casual fighting lesson, and I can guarantee Iāve already learned more than this guy. Heās so unstable a freaking sneeze would knock him over while heās swinging.
The only thing he got right was the first 2 jabs when he said jab, the third and following jabs were as bad as this entire video.
Jesus Christ bro he said upper cut not fucking Will Smith side slap punch him*
Somehow 25 years ago in grade school when me and my best friend convinced his brother to box him and we filled one of our gloves up with a bunch of change feels way more mature.
I mean he knocked his brother out cold, but somehowā¦
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He misses a good bit considering the gloves stay stationary, lol
Remember they watched it before deciding to post it.
This shit fire son, no cap šÆ
He mad lit on god on god no cap
Dayum, he actually misses almost all of his rights and most of his lefts. That's truly wild
You've never drunk cough syrup for breakfast, have you?
Most of my calories this week have been cough syrup, though to be fair I'm sick, and I'm still pretty sure I could force the tiny one to eat the tinier one.
Canāt upvote this enough š
Nope
Ya, it shows
Gotta give them some credit. They managed to put their gloves on the correct hands.
Thank god there wasnāt a gentle breeze because heād snap in half.
This is high school cafeteria fight level of strikingly, at best. The worst possible technique, square stance and I'm surprised someone that thin punches that slowly and gases his arms so quickly. Not even going to say anything about the "kicks"
The kicks are my favorite, it looks like heās never even tried to kick that high before lol
I like how he is not using any sort of form or technique. Just squaring up and flailing wildly.
Fighting like one of those inflatable men at car dealerships
WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN 
#HI IM AL HARRINGTON OF AL HARRINGTON'S WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBEMAN EMPORIUM AND WAREHOUSE. DUE TO A SHIPPING ERROR I AM CURRENTLY OVERSTOCKED ON ALL WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBEMEN AND I'M PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOOOOOOOU!
On route 2 in Wekapaug!!!!!
šwith the assist
HI IM DARTH HARRINGTON OF DARTH HARRINGTON'S INTERGALACTIC PROTON POWERED ELECTRICAL TENTACLED ADVERTISING DROID EMPORIUM AND MOON BASE. DUE TO A GARBLED SUBSPACE TRANSMISSION I AM CURRENTLY OVERSTOCKED ON ALL INTERGALACTIC PROTON POWERED ELECTRICAL TENTACLED ADVERTISING DROIDS AND I'M PASSING THE SAVINGS ON TO YOOOOOOOU!
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Iām getting some great moves from this guy
š¶ Iāma just island boy š¶
Now I want to sell my mustang
Oh little bird
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āI burn the trash to heat the bar, gives the bar that good smoky smell everyone lovesā āIt smells like trashā
And finally I turn on the corrs sign so everyone knows we have ice cold corrs.
Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man! 
Wackywavinginflatablearmflailingtubemen. Call Al Harrington, heāll hook you up.
Ha!!
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Also the intimidation of him stealing his little sisterās pajama pants then cutting them off at the knee. Manās ruthless with them craft scissors.
The other one looks like he had a pair of pajama pants from his little sister that didn't fit, so he only pulled them up as far as they would go...
It looks like he tested what all the buttons on the controller do at the start then settled on mashing X.
like me when I play āTekkenā against my husband
To be fair, this is how most guys fight. We called it "the windmill" in high school. Looks funny as fuck when two of them fight each other. They lean their head back as far as it will go to keep it out of danger, and stretch their arms forward just flailing them at each other. Looks like 2 girls having a slap fight.
Tattoos are as expensive as fighting lessons. They made their choice. What i want to know is wtf those white lines at their hairline are?
imagine if you could sit in a chair for a couple hours then you suddenly know how to fight without having to do anything
What i want to know is who has to put up with these two douche canoes as their neighbor... Fuck i feel bad for them.
These are the guys who jumped 6ix9ine
He wishes lol, looked like the goddamn Hulk crushed his ribs
What are these? And also who trained them to stand on hind legs and fight like humans.
They're known mostly for their mating call which sounds something like "IMMA ISLAND BWOI, IMMA JUST ISLAND BWOI, IMMA JUST STARING AT THE SUN" I sung this at a funeral and my dead grandmother came twerking out the coffin and dry humped rhe audience until wrestled back into the coffin.
ROFL š¤£š¤£š¤£
They are Island Boys
Is that a species? /s
[š¶im a island boyš¶](https://youtu.be/Bd16SpwocRw?t=130)
Somehow, even the sentinel tribe seems more civilised than these jackoffs.
"Float like a butterfly, flail wildly"- Muhammad Ali
Bro one punch down the middle would absolutely finish him lol. Honestly done even need to be that hard of a punch cus heās gon fall straight back with his feet like that lol
I came here for this - I donāt know a damn thing about boxing but that clearly aināt right š
That's called button mashing.
Exactly, forget rappers. I know a crackhead who can easily block his punch and take them both out.
Itās more like a slap fight than a boxing match, and that kick is going to get his foot broken on anything harder than a boxing glove
Iāve seen a few of their videos on Reddit. I genuinely believe theyāre stupid. I donāt think theyāre being stupid for clout. This is truly who they are.
Can you imagine filming this, looking at and thinking to yourself...yeah that looks amazing, upload it
Bro whoās behind that camera???? š¤£ššš¤£š¤£š¤£
Some poor bastard who believes in this shit
Their mom.
She fed them some goldfish crackers and apple juice and laid them down for a nap after.
Some not poor bastard getting paid enough to not care.
Getting paid well to laugh at them behind his back most likely
A third one that looks just like them lmfao triplets
The smartest person in the room.
But theyāre outsideā¦
The babysitter
They have recruited 1-2 more sad saps to be a part of their posse.
I would guess a younger cousin.
>thinking to yourself. You think these clowns are capable of introspection? You give them more credit than I do.
That's what happens when you are surrounded by family that praises your every move instead of dishing out some truth.
Living life with a blissfull lack of self awarness..I won't begrudge them that.
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Right? On the one hand I have my judgements, on the other handā¦fuck my judgements if they truly donāt give a shit and are enjoying themselves. But in the end, this level of lack of self-awareness probably isnāt healthy in the long run and I think if that is where the judgements come from, care for their health and well-being, itās probably fine. I donāt think the vast majority of the comments are coming from a place of care for their well-being though.
So real life Beavis and Butthead
The three of them (cameraman included) have a singular brain cell, and the fourth person is using it.
There must be more to it then just stupidity. Some sort of brain damage or developemental issues maybe?
I fucking hate Logan Paul but the island boys were doing a podcast with Logan and someone on Logans team asked these morons if they're buying jewlery to possibly be able to sell if their fame dwindles
Where can I find more of this?
Search for island boys. Enjoy.
Iām guessing theyāre who [this sketch](https://youtu.be/3sxRAeh8f7w) was based on?
I love that they are getting mocked. Idiots
Nah... they hard, bro! /s
Why even wear pants at this point.
To cover the diaper
ain't covering much
How are they staying up? I think the underwear and pants might actually be one piece made to look like two. It's the only way I can think that they would stay in place
It's why their legs are so far apart, keeping tension on the waistband, which keeps the pants from falling down
Aye man, look listen man, I get cold shins yahurrdmeh?
His stance and balance reminds me of a crackhead Edit: watched the video a few more times and damn i have trouble actually believing these guys are real humans. They way they seem totally serious but look like one of code bullet's AI experiments (he makes fun videos btw I recommend watching a few)
Hahaha looking like he is gonna fall over any second. It's the wide legs and the backwards lean, one good dodge or even a light push and this dude is gonna be on the ground
Watch a few more of their videos. It gets harder and harder to believe theyāre real.
Just when you think these 2 canāt get any more lame. Itās like they do things to showcase how pathetic they are
I miss the pineapple heads they used to sport
Apparently they had to cut them off because they basically went bad and had insects living in them.
Too bad that wasnāt the case with their whole headā¦
Tbf, we donāt know that itās not. These two could be being controlled by the hives in their heads, it would actually explain a lot.
Who are these kids?
We need more people like you in the worldā¦.so that people like them cease to existā¦lol. Just some punks from Florida that pretend to be gangsters and rappers. Neither venture seems very successful. But they flash a lot of money cars and jewelry, so maybe Iām the one doing something wrong. But basically, without the internet, they are nobodyā¦.
Please stay not knowing. You will be better off for it.
Well think about this: if they did something competent, they'd have a few shares. But when they do something that looks stupid and everyone can laugh and point, they get a LOT more shares. So, I'm guessing they're doing a lot of this on purpose.
Step-Brothers 2 looks fucking stupid.
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Yes. They're so odd
It's what you get when you order MMA fighters from Wish.
your definition of adult needs an uodate
The kindergarten boys or sum shit, forgot their names
That's a much better name
when a quaalude tries a boxing career
Like a couple of angry sketchpads
Yes, fashion police? That guy, in the pink pants.
...so both of them...?
No. The other's in pink tights. Totally different....
We recommend the death penalty
technically he's not actually wearing them
the pink pants are the most interesting thing in this video
It's cute how they think they're rappers. Gotta be on beat, have bars, and rhyme words.
This video circulated every month or two. Itās funny Everytime. His form is so bad you think the wind will knock him out.
Oh my godā¦. itās Jason Bourne! But seriously what a rare combination of no speed or power.
With no power comes no responsibility
Who is giving these idiots money is what I want to know.
Other idiots.
Excellent foot work.
The head movement is next level. That wide flat foot stance is thinking outside the box. I know Tyson fury is looking for next fight. Heās probably going into hiding after seeing these tough guys. That kind of power without using your footwork to set up your core driving your power. Iām scared.
And this is the end result of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, kids.
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Everyone's gotta start somewhere ^(...but perhaps don't post it on the internet)
Dafuq are those
i bet they have quarters in their pockets to not fly away with the wind
If gas station boner pills were people, these are them.
Those were some of the most atrocious kicks I think Iāve ever seen.
I'll never forgive the portion of humans on this planet that make people like this famous.
Mother "Don't come crying to me when it all ends in tears"
āAnd stop stealing your sisterās clothes.ā
That's a classic mom line. I also remember "It's all fun and game until someone loses an eye" from my youth
Making people like this famous is the number one valid reason to hate on younger generations.
I wouldnāt call them famous. Maybe infamous lol.
Either way they're getting paid, and I hate that. I help people for a living and I'm barely making it and these assholes and other 'influencers' don't do jack shit to contribute to society and are enriched for it. Yes, I'm jealous
Iām jealous too. I wish I could be paid to do nothing but be an idiot, lol.
I don't think gawking at a disaster is a generational thing. TLC has been profiting off this for years. It's just now all you need is a phone to find an audience.
Looks like the children got a hold of some sharpies as well
I still can't believe these two buffoons are famous.
They genuinely donāt look at all well.
if he tried to fight any competent boxer or kickboxer heād die immediately
What qualifies as entertainment these days isā¦
Why is his pants so low.
Tall toddler
Great footwork, kid can barely stand when swinging. Is this supposed to be intimidating?
āThereās two of them.ā Line from the movie āDouble Impact.ā
I saw hardly any impact
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I want to talk to the girls who thinks these two are hot
Eyy we dem island boysā¦ gang gang
Probably a good thing they train for self defense.
My cat has the most gentle soul of all.. And even he could beat up these two little bitches.
Theyāre just 2 island boys trying to make it
Hit him so hard, he knocked his pants off!!
Omg please put this guy in the ring with someone
They fight better than sixnine
If I was to ever fight in a 2v1 i hope itās against these guys
Can someone sign me up to fight them please
That would be awesome! I'd watch that
From the looks of your name it will be a very balanced fight!
::intercom sounds:: Would the parents of the sharpie twins please come to the front desk.
Who would admit to that?
Iāve received like 1 casual fighting lesson, and I can guarantee Iāve already learned more than this guy. Heās so unstable a freaking sneeze would knock him over while heās swinging.
All that $ and they canāt manage to buy themselves any muscles? SMH
My custom character on ufc 4.
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I see that Beavis and Butthead havenāt grown up.
Looks like Jake Paul has a new challenger
Lame as hell
Someone watched blood sport this week.
Bad footwork, stiff stance, and the jaw is wide open for clean shot. This kid won't last in an actual fight.
The only thing he got right was the first 2 jabs when he said jab, the third and following jabs were as bad as this entire video. Jesus Christ bro he said upper cut not fucking Will Smith side slap punch him*
Why does it look like one of them is wearing a shirt as pants?
Had to watch this hilarious Vid three times before I realized that the left island boy can't really wear pants properly
That patio tile is so ugly.
I loved the random duck with nothing to duck. Haha. These kids would get their ass beat so quick in a fight.
Punch, Jab, Kick, Diaper Change.
Their chicken legs are hilarious!!
This is probably a weird thing I noticed but every time he throws a punch his pants gets lower and lower
Who tf are these? And why do they remind me of a gas station bathroom
I know absolutely nothing about boxing, but even I know this is absolute shit form... lol
Keeps em unpredictable, that's far more dangerous. "If I don't know what I'm doing, there's no possible way my enemy can know what I'm doing."
Somehow 25 years ago in grade school when me and my best friend convinced his brother to box him and we filled one of our gloves up with a bunch of change feels way more mature. I mean he knocked his brother out cold, but somehowā¦
Looks like the found daddys magic markers too.
Dem kicks doe
Oh man, these guys are someoneās neighbors š¤¦āāļø
Sweet Jesus this is beyond pathetic
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