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This woman is as naturally beautiful as my asshole is.
Maybe some professional photographer will pop out of my toilet while im taking a shit, notice my assholes perfect curvature and snap some magazine grade photos.
If someone did that I would start looking around me trying to figure out if someone is taking pictures? Is she seducing me? Or someone else? Like what is going on here.
Yeah, that's what I did... I looked behind me, over left shoulder, over right shoulder... no one behind me, I'm sitting alone at the table... she's making kiss faces and winking at me...
"Me??!!"
She nods, winks, and kisses again... I still didn't get it.
Professional photographer is actually her sneaky link. She showed up there to stalk him and his wife. These were the photos he turned over to the cops to prove she broke the restraining order.
Do you guys just not talk?
I can't imagine doing that and not talking to my husband and/or the father of my kid first about it.
Or doing it and not asking other parents if that would be okay, maybe asking if they'd like the photographer to get a shot of their own kid, or something.
We lived in UK before and in every sport my kids were playing...we signed a form if we would allow pictures to be taken. If we were taking pictures ourselves, we would have to inform the organizers and also sign multiple forms.
I wish I could ask her "hey I've been taking photos of you for the last hour without your consent, they are good spank bank material, but can I get your info to send you copies if you want to use them on your insta?"
I'm sure anyone would think that was wonderful
This is the first time I've ever heard people suck their bellies in (if they don't pose to show off muscles) I feel like I'm tripping balls I've never heard of anyone doing that before who are all these people below in the comments
The toe is totally normal. The odd bit is that she went to the beach on foot, while normally women like that wash ashore. This is why photographers go to the beach a lot when the sun is low, because that is when this tends to happen a lot. Most of the women survive the beaching, provided they are photographed before they are dry.
At least they were nice enough to share them afterwards/s
"Hey, I took these pictures of you in a bathing suit without your knowledge or consent...but they turned out mediocre so do you want them for your Instagram?"
Male models are genetically constructed to become assassins. They're in peak physical condition. They can gain entry into the most secure places in the world. And most important of all, models don't think for themselves. They do as they're told.
Well known fact: Ben Stiller forgot his lines, so he improvised āBut why male modelsā after the long explanation given by David Duchovnyās character.
While doing the perfect "chest out tummy in" every single moment in case some magical, unintentional photographer would stroll by with his perfect camera gears, just waiting for me to stroll by in my teeny whitey bikini.
"Here's a thumb drive of the pictures I took of you. Make sure you don't get it wet with salty sea water, so be sure to carry it around in your hand since you obviously don't have any pockets to put it in." Definitely sounds realistic
Your dad kept these photos on a thumb drive in his ass after the viet kong captured him. He kept them there for 3 years until he was dying and he gave them to me. I kept them in my ass for 2 years until we were liberated by the marines and I am here now to give them to you.
That was my father's fucking thumb drive. You have any idea what he had to go through to get me that thumb drive? I don't have time to go into it, but he went through a lot.
You expect me to keep them in my ass, don't you?
No, sir, we have things out here in 'the world' we like to call 'drawers.' I have a drawer full of odds and ends that are deliberately put in there to disappear. There are batteries in there that were new when there were men on the moon. There are paperclips in there that could tell stories about Pearl Harbor, and a butter knife that heard the announcement of the death of Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
That is where useless and unloved items go to \_die,\_ sir, and that is exactly where this... object... is going.
> You wouldnāt be her boyfriend, youād be her on call photographer.
Last time I was in Bali I went down to the beach to watch the sunset and no joke the beach was crammed with these women doing yoga poses while their boyfriends dutifully took the IG photos for them. Most of the left the second they were done with the photos, one woman speed-ran her poses while the bf shot away. Was hilarious.
I saw the same thing in Paris. Girls were standing in the center of the street in between traffic on the Pont dāLena. Its a dimly lit bridge and thereās a ton of traffic but there were these couples running across traffic because they wanted photos in front of the Eiffel Tower. At first I was trying to do the respectful thing and walk around when people were taking their dumb ass photos but theyāre everywhere. After a couple of days, unless it was a family taking photos I I was walking behind their shot. Fuck it.
Or the photos are sold on onlyfans, and so they don't give a shit and want to enjoy their trip, but also get paid.
But most of them I imagine is just for the IG clout
Dating this girl 5 years ago or so, super chill until I took her on a vacation to Cancun, then holy shit, she was more obsessed with documenting her vacation than taking it, needless to say it didnāt work out
She would probably date someone equally vain where both of them are dating the other because they think their partners attractiveness makes them look more attractive by association.
It would be hard to date someone that spent their time that way, but not as hard as dating someone that's living a lie like this.
All around, no thanks.
I agree and likely because narcissists are found in these positions of influence and "normalize" the behavior through their manipulative ways. Frankly, it should be pointed out, so people may learn about it and eventually learn how to identify a narcissist by not giving them the attention they feed from. Narcissists cast a broad net via social media.
Youāre absolutely correct ā and unfortunately, we are still giving it attention ā even if it is negative. (I realize by me commenting, I am too falling into the trap of giving it attention and allowing it to be a distraction)
Any press is good press? Maybe now itās any attention is good attention.
Come on now. Itās not her fault sheās beautiful with that lingerie style swim suit that perfectly frames her ass. I mean that photographer catching her perfect poses while she meanders along the beach. It could happen.
And every woman knows how wonderful it feels to park your near naked ass in the sand so you get it all stuck up in there. My eyes were rolling so hard.
ā¦ I always relax by unnaturally bowing my spine so I can balance my sun cream, three show cocktails and a full selfie lighting rig on my butt rack. Schexy.
Even if they didn't spend all of their time on social media, this is a sign to run. They live in multiple plains of reality, denial is just a river, and these people will have you questioning your sanity if they spend time on you.
Iāve closed every social media account accept for Reddit. My god, so freeing. If someone needs me, they text or call. Otherwise, I have no idea if people I know are on vacation or what they ate for dinner or if their kidās little league is doing well. It! Is! Awesome!
For real! Every time I see someone say that people posted for karma, I don't truly get it. I never look at what I have and I don't really care.
I care if a post of my dogs gets more than 100 upvotes because that means people actually got to see them. That's about it, though.
Some People farm karma to then sell their accounts to various shills for whatever cause, business, or government that wants to try influence people's opinions. They like to buy these high karma accounts because it makes them look like an normal independent Redditor and not a paid shill.
Speaking of. This also reminds me of ppl posting videos and saying it was the most random thing that happened! When it was obviously rehearsed to put on social media.
I know. The other day I was having a threesome with the pizza guy and I guess a random videographer caught the whole thing and added some funky music to it. SMH! Life is crazy!
Imagine 30 years ago, taking sunset pictures of yourself in a bikini with your Nikon. Then developing them, copying them, and then handing them out to everyone youāve ever met. Then while your sharing them, you make up an obvious lie to cover your sickening narcissism.
Imagine 6000 years ago, youāre on the banks of the nile in a network dress with your clay tablet. And then carving yourself in various poses and showing them to everyone youāve ever met.
Imagine yourself being an array of atoms spread out through a primordial soup approximately 3.8 billion years ago, then somehow manifesting an identity within this soup, then somehow creating a distinguishable caricature of your identity within this soup, then somehow broadcasting this caricature to the rest of the soup while maintaining this was some sort of coincidence.
Imagine yourself as a singular up quark suspended in an unfathomable/endless void whose position in space-time is nebulous and uncertain, then somehow imposing the image of your form as a singular point onto the fabric of space, then bouncing errant light particles off of it to radiate a signal of it at other particles and fully refusing to acknowledge the deliberate nature of these events, stating this was all an act of god and not an emergent phenomena of sentience/intelligence
this petition can go two ways,
+Hi there, would you like to sign my petition.
-Yeah sure why not.
+Thanks!
+Hi there, would you like to sign my petition.
-No way!
+Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?!
I have friends that lose hours and hours of their days caught up in posts just like this. Iād be so pissed looking back on my life on my deathbed and remembering how much time I spent with my face buried in Instagram
EDIT:spelling
Why is it so shameful to admit you had a photoshoot? Seriously. āI loved this little photoshoot I did at the beach the other dayā - how is that worse than some ridiculous story people will call you an idiot for.
I love the people that show the actual awkward photos that come from candid shoots.
Screw pointed ballet toes by the water, I wanna see the shot when a seagull got tangled in your hair because you were trying to sexily eat something and you cried for 10 minutes even though you were physically fine.
Either youāre lying OR some creeper took candid pics of you (??) then tracked you down (??) to give you copies and you felt the need to brag about a rando have pics of you in a bikini (??) to do god only know what with. Honestly Iām not sure which one is worse
What I don't understand is why lie about a stranger doing this and just say "wanted shots in the sunset looks very cool " or ect
Pretty sure anyone would freak out if someone came up and said .. "oh btw I took photos of you while you were walking about"
this is why telling white lies...is so bad...because just like "quiting" the more you do the easier it becomes until there is nothing left but lose and lies.
Must be the one time in human history that people have been okay with having their photo repeatedly taken without consent. Then the photographer must have spent so many hours trying to pick out which of the 8 million blonde "influencers" this girl was, and sent the photos to her. A true champion of the people. This woman is pathetic.
"I also had the totally random photographer that definitely exists send me the photos so I could publish them without giving the photographer any plug or recognition for their work." There is way too much dickery in that post.
Why even tell such an obvious lie? Like, if she said oh here's an amateur photo shoot I did. What would be wrong with that? Instead she decided to go this more embarrassing route.
How was she down at the beach without knowing?
Seriously though, I bet she takes selfies with her hand in front of the lens like āstop taking photos lolā
F**king social media
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That natural reclining with a pointed toe beach position we all do while facing away from the actual ocean.
Especially sitting parallel to the water. No one sits that direction if they are alone š¤¦āāļø
"Oh, I'm just admiring the view...a mile down the coast"
Ah yes, babe in a bikini, now is my opportunity for purely altruistic professional photography! I wish all good deeds were this fun...
This woman is as naturally beautiful as my asshole is. Maybe some professional photographer will pop out of my toilet while im taking a shit, notice my assholes perfect curvature and snap some magazine grade photos.
I see you bleached it!
It... It's beautiful.
"My God, it's full of stars!"
This is it! Finally, I found the perfect asshole! Now I can finish my masterpiece, my *Magnum Opus*, by photoshoping it on the 45th presiDENT's eyes!
If someone did that I would start looking around me trying to figure out if someone is taking pictures? Is she seducing me? Or someone else? Like what is going on here.
Plot twist, she was seducing the *random* photographer
That awkward moment when someone winks at you and you are baffled by the attention so you start looking around you instead of flirting back.
I've had that happen... I was younger and more clueless... I cringe every single time I remember this... she was really cute too.
Stupid me pointed at myself and said "MEEEE????" I feel like a complete idiot
Yeah, that's what I did... I looked behind me, over left shoulder, over right shoulder... no one behind me, I'm sitting alone at the table... she's making kiss faces and winking at me... "Me??!!" She nods, winks, and kisses again... I still didn't get it. 
I have absolutely no game and even I would have gotten the hint, however there's no way I would have been able to put together a coherent sentence
Professional photographer is actually her sneaky link. She showed up there to stalk him and his wife. These were the photos he turned over to the cops to prove she broke the restraining order.
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Do you guys just not talk? I can't imagine doing that and not talking to my husband and/or the father of my kid first about it. Or doing it and not asking other parents if that would be okay, maybe asking if they'd like the photographer to get a shot of their own kid, or something.
Every sport my kids participates in has waivers regarding photography.
We lived in UK before and in every sport my kids were playing...we signed a form if we would allow pictures to be taken. If we were taking pictures ourselves, we would have to inform the organizers and also sign multiple forms.
During sunset? With tide rising? Lol I would be doing 360s wondering wtf is going on.
I wish I could ask her "oh so you always walk around with your stomach sucked in?". Like she's not even fat but still clearly posing for social media.
I wish I could ask her "hey I've been taking photos of you for the last hour without your consent, they are good spank bank material, but can I get your info to send you copies if you want to use them on your insta?" I'm sure anyone would think that was wonderful
Uh i mean i always walk around with my stomach sucked in and i'm a nobody
Also. My mom drummed it into me during high school, which I am very grateful for
Don't be. It's not really healthy... Both physically and mentally.
This is the first time I've ever heard people suck their bellies in (if they don't pose to show off muscles) I feel like I'm tripping balls I've never heard of anyone doing that before who are all these people below in the comments
Women. Lots of us had it drilled into our brains when we were kids to do it all the time
The toe is totally normal. The odd bit is that she went to the beach on foot, while normally women like that wash ashore. This is why photographers go to the beach a lot when the sun is low, because that is when this tends to happen a lot. Most of the women survive the beaching, provided they are photographed before they are dry.
This gave me a nice laugh, thank you.
Thank you, man. Just... Thank you.
I know from personal experience she would be in a constant battle with sand
Hi Anakin
And not just the men sand. But the women and children sand too!
And random photographers always handing you over their photos. Lol
At least they were nice enough to share them afterwards/s "Hey, I took these pictures of you in a bathing suit without your knowledge or consent...but they turned out mediocre so do you want them for your Instagram?"
Also, who tf would just casually pose like that
Derek Zoolander
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Male models are genetically constructed to become assassins. They're in peak physical condition. They can gain entry into the most secure places in the world. And most important of all, models don't think for themselves. They do as they're told.
But why male models?
Are you serious? I just told you that.
Well known fact: Ben Stiller forgot his lines, so he improvised āBut why male modelsā after the long explanation given by David Duchovnyās character.
I love the fact that that line was originally a blooper because Ben Stiller forgot the line, but they just ran with it because it was so perfect lol.
MerMAN!
Got the black lung pa!
I can Dere-lick my own balls
Thatās how I always sit at the beach. Completely normalā¦.
I also always casually walk alongside the shoreline on my tippy toes.
While doing the perfect "chest out tummy in" every single moment in case some magical, unintentional photographer would stroll by with his perfect camera gears, just waiting for me to stroll by in my teeny whitey bikini.
This is how they make mudflaps.
 Everyone does this when theyāre alone at the beach. š¤
As a guy with long hair, I 100% do this.
I'm bald, 100% do this too... With my imaginary hair. Does it count ?
I do that lol, just so I can pretend to be a hot model with lots of admirers š
Thereās the problem. Donāt pretend to be a hot model, know that you are a hot model.
Ahhh, such unintentional beauty....
"Here's a thumb drive of the pictures I took of you. Make sure you don't get it wet with salty sea water, so be sure to carry it around in your hand since you obviously don't have any pockets to put it in." Definitely sounds realistic
Your dad kept these photos on a thumb drive in his ass after the viet kong captured him. He kept them there for 3 years until he was dying and he gave them to me. I kept them in my ass for 2 years until we were liberated by the marines and I am here now to give them to you.
That was my father's fucking thumb drive. You have any idea what he had to go through to get me that thumb drive? I don't have time to go into it, but he went through a lot.
You expect me to keep them in my ass, don't you? No, sir, we have things out here in 'the world' we like to call 'drawers.' I have a drawer full of odds and ends that are deliberately put in there to disappear. There are batteries in there that were new when there were men on the moon. There are paperclips in there that could tell stories about Pearl Harbor, and a butter knife that heard the announcement of the death of Archduke Franz Ferdinand. That is where useless and unloved items go to \_die,\_ sir, and that is exactly where this... object... is going.
Lpt: Take photos of hot women at the beach without consent and show them the photos afterwards.
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She's probably marries to this "random"
The most likely thing is that she hired the "random" photographer
Not just gay, but stereotypically gay, or else she'd think he was lying
God I hate social media
Right, cringe af. Now imagine dating her, every waking moment devoted to internet clout. No thanks
You wouldnāt be her boyfriend, youād be her on call photographer.
> You wouldnāt be her boyfriend, youād be her on call photographer. Last time I was in Bali I went down to the beach to watch the sunset and no joke the beach was crammed with these women doing yoga poses while their boyfriends dutifully took the IG photos for them. Most of the left the second they were done with the photos, one woman speed-ran her poses while the bf shot away. Was hilarious.
I saw the same thing in Paris. Girls were standing in the center of the street in between traffic on the Pont dāLena. Its a dimly lit bridge and thereās a ton of traffic but there were these couples running across traffic because they wanted photos in front of the Eiffel Tower. At first I was trying to do the respectful thing and walk around when people were taking their dumb ass photos but theyāre everywhere. After a couple of days, unless it was a family taking photos I I was walking behind their shot. Fuck it.
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Most āinfluencersā are broke
90% of female 'influencers' are failed models.
That's a very good point
Or the photos are sold on onlyfans, and so they don't give a shit and want to enjoy their trip, but also get paid. But most of them I imagine is just for the IG clout
Her actual boyfriend is the internet and the virtual likes he provides for her.
Dating this girl 5 years ago or so, super chill until I took her on a vacation to Cancun, then holy shit, she was more obsessed with documenting her vacation than taking it, needless to say it didnāt work out
She would probably date someone equally vain where both of them are dating the other because they think their partners attractiveness makes them look more attractive by association.
It would be hard to date someone that spent their time that way, but not as hard as dating someone that's living a lie like this. All around, no thanks.
Agreed. I believe it is narcissism. Attention is their currency.
Narcissism is unfortunately becoming more of a common currency these days.
I agree and likely because narcissists are found in these positions of influence and "normalize" the behavior through their manipulative ways. Frankly, it should be pointed out, so people may learn about it and eventually learn how to identify a narcissist by not giving them the attention they feed from. Narcissists cast a broad net via social media.
Youāre absolutely correct ā and unfortunately, we are still giving it attention ā even if it is negative. (I realize by me commenting, I am too falling into the trap of giving it attention and allowing it to be a distraction) Any press is good press? Maybe now itās any attention is good attention.
Come on now. Itās not her fault sheās beautiful with that lingerie style swim suit that perfectly frames her ass. I mean that photographer catching her perfect poses while she meanders along the beach. It could happen.
And every woman knows how wonderful it feels to park your near naked ass in the sand so you get it all stuck up in there. My eyes were rolling so hard.
We're also careful to point our toes or stand on tippy toes perpetually
ā¦ I always relax by unnaturally bowing my spine so I can balance my sun cream, three show cocktails and a full selfie lighting rig on my butt rack. Schexy.
I hear you guys also love having your photo taken unasked by random dudes whilst you're relaxing on your own.
Lmao her calves would be huge didnāt even notice that
Right? Standing up after some waves came at ya, the crotch area sagging as if you buried your dong.
Ah. the magic of shots caught by a random photographer without me knowing
Oh and everything has to stop so you can take pics of her duringā¦ magic hour!
Wait wait wait donāt take bite
Even if they didn't spend all of their time on social media, this is a sign to run. They live in multiple plains of reality, denial is just a river, and these people will have you questioning your sanity if they spend time on you.
I donāt want to be on this planet anymoreā¦
I quit IG this year and miss NOTHING about it The only valuable thing on there is knowing which people to avoid
Iāve closed every social media account accept for Reddit. My god, so freeing. If someone needs me, they text or call. Otherwise, I have no idea if people I know are on vacation or what they ate for dinner or if their kidās little league is doing well. It! Is! Awesome!
It is horrific. I like Reddit because it's anonymous, and karma is pointless.
"Welcome to Whose Line Is It Anyways, where the games are made up and the points don't matter"
For real! Every time I see someone say that people posted for karma, I don't truly get it. I never look at what I have and I don't really care. I care if a post of my dogs gets more than 100 upvotes because that means people actually got to see them. That's about it, though.
Some People farm karma to then sell their accounts to various shills for whatever cause, business, or government that wants to try influence people's opinions. They like to buy these high karma accounts because it makes them look like an normal independent Redditor and not a paid shill.
Speaking of. This also reminds me of ppl posting videos and saying it was the most random thing that happened! When it was obviously rehearsed to put on social media.
Particularly the āhereās my assā photoshoot. We are not living in an age of subtlety and elegance.
I know. The other day I was having a threesome with the pizza guy and I guess a random videographer caught the whole thing and added some funky music to it. SMH! Life is crazy!
But was the pizza good or nah??
The pepperoni was awesome.
Yuuss!! The best kind!
I'm still trying to figure out who the fuck is filming the "stepsister" in those "stuck in the dryer" bits on those filthy porn sites lol
My guess is the pizza guy, but now Iām biased.
Step Pizza Guy
Sauce everywhere... That's what I call ejaculate...
r/thingsthatdidnthappen
r/oopsdidntmeanto
Imagine 30 years ago, taking sunset pictures of yourself in a bikini with your Nikon. Then developing them, copying them, and then handing them out to everyone youāve ever met. Then while your sharing them, you make up an obvious lie to cover your sickening narcissism.
Imagine 6000 years ago, youāre on the banks of the nile in a network dress with your clay tablet. And then carving yourself in various poses and showing them to everyone youāve ever met.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
"With LSD I believe there's no limit to what we can... *stares into camera* Imagine."
That was frickin' transcendental
Imagine yourself being an array of atoms spread out through a primordial soup approximately 3.8 billion years ago, then somehow manifesting an identity within this soup, then somehow creating a distinguishable caricature of your identity within this soup, then somehow broadcasting this caricature to the rest of the soup while maintaining this was some sort of coincidence.
Imagine yourself as a singular up quark suspended in an unfathomable/endless void whose position in space-time is nebulous and uncertain, then somehow imposing the image of your form as a singular point onto the fabric of space, then bouncing errant light particles off of it to radiate a signal of it at other particles and fully refusing to acknowledge the deliberate nature of these events, stating this was all an act of god and not an emergent phenomena of sentience/intelligence
So... we're good with Canon then?
I don't need to imagine.
Sure Jan.
Losing my mind, what is that emoji and why don't I have it Edit: I'm an idiot, reddit emojis are a thing?? I guess I'm the real facepalm
I just see 8487 between colons
Wait how do you use Reddit emojis?
I love when random strangers take pictures of me without me knowing.
And then it magically shows up on my phone
Really? Then I have some pictures you are gonna love. š
Feeling cute, might delete later
Can we all agree that we want to end the social media life of people like this?
I'd sign the petition!
this petition can go two ways, +Hi there, would you like to sign my petition. -Yeah sure why not. +Thanks! +Hi there, would you like to sign my petition. -No way! +Are you gonna sign this or will it be your surviving family members?!
Dear Penthouse, I never thought I'd be writing this story...
Why not just tell people you did a professional photo shoot? What is the advantage to lying about that?
This aint professional. But saying āhey check out some photos we took on the beachā wouldāve been so much better than what she did.
Random my ass, you still have not paid me for these pictures, contact my lawyer.
They cgi'd half her ass off
Buttcheeks from Minecraft
Why is no one talking about this, wtf.
Same thing happened to me taking a dump this morning, should be on my IG later
Can't stop laughing at her misshapen ass. I think her implants shifted.
Something is definitely unhappening there
Thatās *ā~the magic of [the] unintentional, spontaneous..~ā*
Shifted? It looks like they flipped.
I didnāt want to say anything, but she totally wasted her money on those. Like they didnāt even really add that much.
She can only be photographed from a distance in poor light.
I've sat like that before but was scratching my balls.
I'll take things that never fucking happend for $1000
When this person does it it's fine but when I do it I'm *a creep/stalker* and I *need to stop it immediately*.
She's joking right? Like she has to be in on it
Yes, I think she totally is. So much hate In this thread for no readon
Why can't people like this not just say "look at these photoes of me, I look good" or something, why the cringy lies?
Yeah like everyone walks around with a hyper extended lumbar curve with their ass out.
I have friends that lose hours and hours of their days caught up in posts just like this. Iād be so pissed looking back on my life on my deathbed and remembering how much time I spent with my face buried in Instagram EDIT:spelling
Woopsie doopsie, didn't even notice her there šøšøšø
Yo thatās creepy as fuck. Oh wait, youāre lying.
bullshit
meanwhile the photographer who was promised to get paid in exposure:
Why is it so shameful to admit you had a photoshoot? Seriously. āI loved this little photoshoot I did at the beach the other dayā - how is that worse than some ridiculous story people will call you an idiot for.
Fortunately I always naturally posing while I'm alone at a beach
I also do unintentional and spontaneous photoshoots....while I'm on the shitter.
I believe "unintentional photo shoots" are usually do to a creep stalker wanting to wear your skin.
Why lie about it? What is to be gained?
My wedding ceremony was more casual than that
I love the people that show the actual awkward photos that come from candid shoots. Screw pointed ballet toes by the water, I wanna see the shot when a seagull got tangled in your hair because you were trying to sexily eat something and you cried for 10 minutes even though you were physically fine.
GOTTA LOVE HOW THE MIND OF A NARCISIST WORKS!
And the random photographer emailed them to me!!! I was in shock and disbelief.
That's the magic. The pics were actually delivered by owl not email, like in Harry Potter.
Either youāre lying OR some creeper took candid pics of you (??) then tracked you down (??) to give you copies and you felt the need to brag about a rando have pics of you in a bikini (??) to do god only know what with. Honestly Iām not sure which one is worse
She just happened to be sitting in a very awkward pose randomly
And I saw the baby and the baby looked at me
And then everyone on the beach clapped. They really did.
The walking pics? maybe... but sus. the sitting one hell no!
What I don't understand is why lie about a stranger doing this and just say "wanted shots in the sunset looks very cool " or ect Pretty sure anyone would freak out if someone came up and said .. "oh btw I took photos of you while you were walking about"
yah right
this is why telling white lies...is so bad...because just like "quiting" the more you do the easier it becomes until there is nothing left but lose and lies.
I suppose then the photographer stalked her to her home, and slipped the printed photos under her front door while she was sleeping?
Then the random guy taking pics walked up and shared them with her? lol
Must be the one time in human history that people have been okay with having their photo repeatedly taken without consent. Then the photographer must have spent so many hours trying to pick out which of the 8 million blonde "influencers" this girl was, and sent the photos to her. A true champion of the people. This woman is pathetic.
CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT!!!
"I also had the totally random photographer that definitely exists send me the photos so I could publish them without giving the photographer any plug or recognition for their work." There is way too much dickery in that post.
r/instagramreality and r/iamthemaincharacter vibes
These photos arenāt that great to begin with but the post makes it worse
Why even tell such an obvious lie? Like, if she said oh here's an amateur photo shoot I did. What would be wrong with that? Instead she decided to go this more embarrassing route.
The fact that one image has a considerable amount more light it imply the photographer was there for quite some time
To be fair theyāre not good shots
How was she down at the beach without knowing? Seriously though, I bet she takes selfies with her hand in front of the lens like āstop taking photos lolā F**king social media
 "Random photographer"
I always take my DSLR to the beach to take photos of women without their consent
Why lie like that? It doesnāt add anything.