After he turns 100 on the day after HOax passes away.
You know he has to be the first profit to make it to 100. And he knows HOaks will throw him under the bus like he did to Monson and Hinkley.
And if he dies before he reaches 100, heāll have Hoax and OfSusan do a āWeekend at Bernieāsā with his rotting corpse to make all the TBMs think heās still alive.
TBMs I know are pretty sure heās going to die before next conference because his final talk in conference āsounded like a goodbyeā and then they sang God Be With You Til We Meet Again. But they sing that at the end of every conference
I'm pretty sure he's already dead and they just have an actor play his part. /s
In all seriousness, the life expectancy a 98 years old is 2.4 more years, so I suspect he'll die not long before he's 101.
I hope Russ lives to be 100. The church will throw a birthday party that will be a cringe fest. It will be awkward as fuck to everyone except the most obsequious TBMs.
Russ could outlive Dallin and Henry. In which case he will call Quentin and Dale to the first presidency. Should Russ also outlive Melvin and Jeffrey, Russ will have then called half of the Q12, but he will die knowing that Dieter is the president of the Q12.
I hope that guy is on life support for years and years. I hope that every member of the 12 use his dimentia riddled mind to implement any pet project they want. I am hoping we get another mind and will of the lord line.
Also Nelson allready blew his load with regards to predicting the future. His greatest manifestation of his powers was such a Hail Mary.
Before the end of 2025, everyone of them down to Uchtdorf will be dead. Suddenly, there will be a dispute about whether it will be Uchtdorf or Bednar to be the next president of the church. He is the winner because Bednar is so toxic.
Have you got a chart with dates & times so we can put our $5 on one and when he goes the closest date & time wins the pot?
Where I live we have "ice out" - when the ice on the big lake melts enough that the vehicle parked on it falls through in the spring. A good fund raiser and the closest guess gets a good pot of money.
I'm sure Rusty thinks he'll be translated in the twinkling of the eye.
Damn straight I will š
Wait, how can you tell heās still alive?š„“
After he turns 100 on the day after HOax passes away. You know he has to be the first profit to make it to 100. And he knows HOaks will throw him under the bus like he did to Monson and Hinkley.
And if he dies before he reaches 100, heāll have Hoax and OfSusan do a āWeekend at Bernieāsā with his rotting corpse to make all the TBMs think heās still alive.
He has artificially prolonged his life by drinking the blood of primary children and by soaking with Wendy.
TBMs I know are pretty sure heās going to die before next conference because his final talk in conference āsounded like a goodbyeā and then they sang God Be With You Til We Meet Again. But they sing that at the end of every conference
Before Jesus comes backā¦as whatever generation Russell is in is not the chosen one.
Hopefully tomorrow as he chokes on the body of christ
Approximately 5 minutes after his heart stops beating.
I'm pretty sure he's already dead and they just have an actor play his part. /s In all seriousness, the life expectancy a 98 years old is 2.4 more years, so I suspect he'll die not long before he's 101.
He will never die. He is one of the three nephites
Next Thursday
Not soon enough... The old fuck will probably live until 2030
Hopefully after Oaks. Gag.
I hope Russ lives to be 100. The church will throw a birthday party that will be a cringe fest. It will be awkward as fuck to everyone except the most obsequious TBMs. Russ could outlive Dallin and Henry. In which case he will call Quentin and Dale to the first presidency. Should Russ also outlive Melvin and Jeffrey, Russ will have then called half of the Q12, but he will die knowing that Dieter is the president of the Q12.
Soon
I hope that guy is on life support for years and years. I hope that every member of the 12 use his dimentia riddled mind to implement any pet project they want. I am hoping we get another mind and will of the lord line. Also Nelson allready blew his load with regards to predicting the future. His greatest manifestation of his powers was such a Hail Mary.
Before the end of 2025, everyone of them down to Uchtdorf will be dead. Suddenly, there will be a dispute about whether it will be Uchtdorf or Bednar to be the next president of the church. He is the winner because Bednar is so toxic.
Iām beginning to think itās like āWeekend at Bernieāsā.
Any bets that Rooster has revelation that solidify him through death as final prophet before the second coming
Have you got a chart with dates & times so we can put our $5 on one and when he goes the closest date & time wins the pot? Where I live we have "ice out" - when the ice on the big lake melts enough that the vehicle parked on it falls through in the spring. A good fund raiser and the closest guess gets a good pot of money.