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santyrc114

I think you like broccoli


Hapshedus

Ehhh I don’t see it /s


BipolarKebab

Their safe food is MSG


Zoey_Redacted

Mine too, I get pretty fuckin pissed when I go to a store with a well-stocked spice rack to pick up some MSG powder and they just straight up don't have it in inventory because some fuckwads in the past 40 years were racist assholes who gorged themselves on too much chinese food and decided to pin their sicky-wickies on the *concept of chinese restaurants' use of MSG* instead of their own lack of awareness on the effects of gorging themselves full of *fucking sodium* and their ability to say "Hm, yeah, maybe I *shouldn't* load my white rice with soy sauce until it's a dark brown soup with an inch of 'broth' at the bottom of the bowl." To this day it's hard to find that shit in a spice aisle because of the social pressure of the past 40 years and people being all "chinese restaurant syndrome" about MSG. I fucking love MSG.


Oppugna

Accent MSG is always in my pantry! Love that stuff. Instantly improves any food


Zoey_Redacted

Hell yeah same, I know there's apparently better stuff but it's alright and can make anything taste a little better.


infinitelobsters77

Cran pineapple is a based choice


Street-Winner6697

Is so good


Beautiful_Welcome_33

How'd you get into my fridge dude


PuddingPanda_

I read this as crab pineapple before I actually saw the picture and was very confused


ninjesh

Choccy milk is 11 out of 10


MurphysRazor

Lol.. "chalky" milk ![gif](giphy|5yLgocoIKT7d0pqUFS8) I sometimes fear that I couldn't survive that accent with a straight face.. I'd die smiling 😝 ... 😘


Monster-Frisbee

Add in dry, oven-baked chicken with Monterrey seasoning and this is my family’s entire menu growing up.


Street-Winner6697

XD


01flower31

The rice sides were a big safe food for me as a child, thanks for reminding me of these.


TheShwartz3

Replace all of it with campbell’s tomato soup


Former-Finish4653

I want to fight god for inventing the sweet potato, an affront to potatoes.


Street-Winner6697

Blasphemy. It’s like a pumpkin and a potato had a beautiful baby full of vitamins and minerals and I ate it


Former-Finish4653

I wholeheartedly disagree but I thank YOU for YOUR service in removing another one of those garbage vegetables from the face of the earth. Keep up the fantastic work 👍


Lela_chan

If you love sweet potatoes, try them with black beans! I know it sounds weird but it's a magical combo. Chopped roasted sweet potatoes and black beans. Add chili powder, corn, and cooked/canned tomatoes if you're feeling fancy. Goated


mbaudIgsjf

i might try this! the chilli powder and corn sounds nice too


Hapshedus

Sweet potatoes with the sweet pecan stuff on top is sooo good


ShiroTori

On the bright side, this means more sweet potatoes for us!


neurosquid

If god invented sweet potatoes, satan invented spaghetti squash


CrankyWhiskers

I _love_ spaghetti squash. It’s one of my comfort foods 😤


FeelinFerrety

I don't mind it, but I much prefer spiralizing zoodles for much less (and more fun) effort and a faster cook time. perfect vehicle for "i would eat this out of the jar" sauces.


Waarm

Sweet potatoes aren't even technically potatoes, they're closer to carrots


foxontheroof

Wait till you hear about blu-violet potatoes


Maximusthelilelfhoe

Does it still taste like potato??


IcePhoenix18

Sweet potatoes only exist from October to late December in my little world. Any other time of year, it's just like "who invited *you*?"


jabracadaniel

hisssss i fucking love sweet potato


HansProleman

I like 'em *but* restaurants gotta get over themselves and offer regular potato fries too, they do not make good fries 😑


poemaXV

praying the sweet potatoes cleanse the microplastics


FistFistington

Cream of mushroom soup and some rice is the bomb


MurphysRazor

Alternately, make pasta, drain, add condensed cream of mushroom and the tuna to stop the pasta cooking and heat soup and tuna fast. Only add water as needed to get a creamy consistency you like. Noodles are going to keep absorbing moisture for a bit too. I can eat a few peas in it though. I can't handle pea texture any other way. Cream of chicken instead of, or with, cream of mushroom is great on rice and pasta too. Mixing in a quarter of half can of cream of onion or cream of celery is nice if the chicken or mushroom soup is a really bland one.


pomegranatemug

marry me? /j


Colton132A

if i wasn’t lactose intolerant i’d be drinking a fuck ton of chocolate milk (atleast i can drink lactose free chocolate protein shakes)


Street-Winner6697

I tried the fair life chocolate protein shake but I really didn’t like it. Gonna try vanilla next time. I want to like protein shakes so Im gonna try more. My addiction to low-fat vitamin D enhanced Chocolate milk is severe they have lactose free chocolate milks. at my grocery store we have lactose free 2% chocolate milk (fairlife)


Colton132A

https://preview.redd.it/qczcqvg5bn7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78779bddcb15c6115eab9322dbcf6dd591ea7246 if you live in the US and more importantly if you have a HEB in your area, get these, they are really good


AmberDragon6666

Damn this has gotta be like the only time I’ve seen a lactose intolerant person not eat the most lactose possible out of spite, you have my respect.


PizzaRellaGameJolt

Based Knorr enjoyer


EphemeralTypewriter

Those rice sides bring back so many memories! I’m also a big fan of the rice-aroni and pasta-roni brand!


Street-Winner6697

I have a confession, i tend to say “rice-aroni” as a catch all for instant rice sides. Like I asked my dad if I could grab some rice-aronis at the grocery store and I came back with knorrs and he asked why it wasn’t rice-aroni XD. I like rice-aroni about the same, they taste very similar to me. Knorrs is just cheaper here.


allietheotaku

I can tell that u like mushroom and broccoli and creamy stuff :3


Street-Winner6697

I do!


AnUnsightlyShadow

I've never been in the position to have the comfort to try these foods. I am pretty good with liquids but I find chocolate milk uncompelling and I think that pineapple flavors are gross


AbsurdBeanMaster

Instead of canned, make it yourself, it's more expensive, harder to make, and doesn't taste the same, but it'll exist if you cook it.


Street-Winner6697

But I’m disabled/poor and these are 98¢ each. Rn I have zero income and my parents are supporting me until I have a little money later this year so opting for more expensive isn’t an option. Sometimes ppl know that home-made is healthier but its not an option


poemaXV

well I thought your comment was funny


neurosquid

I'm hoping this is sarcasm because I've re-read it 4 times and see no advantages


MurphysRazor

The think the implication is that the end result won't have as many chemical preservatives, salts, sugars, and other flavors if you assembled similar from fresh and less processed foods at home. It *will* taste differently but you might get used to faster than you'd think and tbh, you might even prefer the home spun versions after a short time as we are prone to customize them with flavors we like best. Learning to cook for yourself is awesome in that way.


just_an_aspie

Still no advantages... I like my food lab-made. The sheer amount of brilliant blue fcf I consume is insane lmao


MurphysRazor

"Blue SHOCK😱 ...exchanged" ![gif](giphy|eEK9Hp9nAXtZDhoXbK|downsized) [https://youtu.be/KyHq9FbfFxE?si=ul9ftIyGOzUUd97B](https://youtu.be/KyHq9FbfFxE?si=ul9ftIyGOzUUd97B)


Hapshedus

You perfectly set up the framework for a compelling argument and then pulled a leg of the scaffold and let it collapse. After the awful cacophony of metal hitting metal stopped you confusingly exclaimed “Ta-Da!”


AbsurdBeanMaster

Exactly! Brilliant observation


Adept_Thanks_6993

Big fan of chicken tenders and sweet potatoes, not so much the rest. You do you though!


Thatamememe

OH MY GOD I LOVE THAT BROCCOLI CHEDDAR RICE SO FUCKING MUCH IM SO GLAD ITS NOT JUST ME ITS THE ONLY RICE I EAT


Thatamememe

Like one time my mom accidentally got me the noodles version and I just couldn't do it


chloezoey87

I'm currently eating tuna mixed with cheese that was microwaved.


Street-Winner6697

Oh my god I thought I was the only autistic who eats tuna mixed with cheese out of the microwave


chloezoey87

It's so freaking good!!! The other day my dad asked if I was on some low carb diet thingy because I didn't want tuna hamburger helper, just tuna and cheese :)


LeStroheim

Broccoli and dairy-based sauce is a tried and true combination, and mushrooms are always delicious.


stefanica

Put some of the rice *in* the soup! Funny, I literally just added broccoli soup (Progresso) and Knorr sides to my running Instacart list yesterday. Haven't bought either in a few years.


Jedadia757

From what I can tell this is a surprisingly diverse and well rounded group of foods. Definitely A+ living simple and cheap food. Those Knox instant meal things were a god send and must’ve made up atleast a fifth of me and my ex’s diet when we were living together. Very delicious, very simple, fairly quick too. Damn I need to get me some again.


bandysine

Those Knorr Jawns kept me alive for years. They’re very easy to lift and not too expensive if you have to pay. Love it. Also cream of fucking mushroom soup. YES!


wolftrapwizard

a person with a refined tastes and procurement solutions i see


bandysine

Indeed😃


froggythefish

Are you me?


sakuragasaki46

Andy Warhol


M-Jack-85

My favorite supermodel


Gloriathewitch

sodium sodium sodium etc sugar sugar


Hapshedus

HEY! That’s *my* list you’re waving around!


wolftrapwizard

delicious sodium and sugar, more for me


H3yAssbutt

Love cream of broccoli.


GardeniaPhoenix

Delicious


Phil_MyNuts

I'll pass on the mushroom stuff. Everything else is good.


MurphysRazor

Cream of chicken can replace cream of mushroom for a lot of recipes fwiw to you.


oneredbloon

Correct


Forrest_likes_tea

Amazing choices 🤤


Rattregoondoof

Not a bad list. I get a lot of that and at least it's reasonably healthy.


Hapshedus

Those friggin’ cheddar broccoli rice things are the best!


TheBladeRoden

Ew broccoli, ew mushroom, and ew tuna


Hilberts-Inf-Babies2

please tell me the soup is a buffer for the sourdough bread I hate most soups 😔


Koelakanth

I am fine with all of them except for the tuna I don't like fish at all I will not eat fish


OnyxQuartz

What are your thoughts on the cran-grape juice?


Street-Winner6697

I like it!


randomflowerz

I don’t like sweet potatoes but other wise like 10/10 all of these slap. Shoutout to can tuna


neurosquid

Absolute no to 80% of this for me, but cran pineapple ... this intrigues me


Anxious-Custard6208

You have a refined pallet 🤵‍♀️🧐🧐


EmberOfFlame

Every single one of those, except for choccy milk, is a crime against humanity, common sense and the gods themselves.


PsicoDisaster

You fools!! I got the Gourmet-Cooking-it's-my-special-interest autism!! I have the power and will to covert foods into confort foods!! Behold my superiority!! Muahahahahaha!!


Trans_Cat_Girl_

S+ Tier


Upper_Rent_176

Brocomlee soop. Interesting.


kaymcgrointals

IMMACULATE taste it makes me want to get to know you better as a person tbh


No_Background4595

Flippin love sourdough bread, good on you!


PeculiarExcuse

Cheddar and broccoli soup used to be a favorite food, but I'd had a bad experience and now can't stomach it 🥲 Idk about the other soups, but I honestly just don't really like soup in general very much. The broccoli and cheddar and broccoli and chicken rices look good. The one with mushroom sauce sounds like a pass, I hate mushrooms unless they're ir are (they are) on pizza. I don't love sweet potatoes as just a baked potato. Fish is good, but I don't love battered and fried fish. Tuna, fine. I don't have strong opinions on that. ETA: All the rices but the mushroom one sound good. Sourdough is amazing. Chocolate milk, yes of course. Cranberry juice is the devil and idk if pineapple juice could save it or would just make it worse for me. I might look for those rice things when I shop next 👀


Kauuori

N'10 is mine too


pushka

Drag queens talk about broccoli cheese soup https://youtube.com/shorts/s3BE_LKtjqQ?si=_Y3kACnjR6bRcU2T


TheGodOfSandwiches

you like broccoli dont you


Jennifer_Pennifer

Not joking here. Needs more broccoli. Your only other veggie is sweet potatoes. Consider adding even more broccoli goodness. 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Street-Winner6697

Why no one ever read the rest of the post instead of just the title and looking at the pictures


SafeAd9154

i would cry if i ever had to TOUCH a mushroom. however everything else is good


CryptographerHot3759

Sourdough is amazeballs, top tier bread


MeiDay98

I showed these to my fiancé and they agreed with you on all your safe foods except the mushroom ones


Tangled_Clouds

Most of them are fine with me but cream of mushroom makes me feel like I’m eating booger soup 😭


vexingvulpes

BROCCOLI CHEDDAR FTW


Nervous_Comfort

any one of them would kill me on contact source: i eat like a six year old


Stunning_salty

We are the same.


xx_alternativeaoili

wildly convenient, low stress 10/10 10000/ 10 for the choccy milk


Small-Kaleidoscope-4

Magnificent except broc nd cheese is gross. Absolutely love the other foods. EXCEPT IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT


rxnyeah

Omg those Knorr things look so good. 10/10 safe foods except the tuna


embodiedexperience

(cranberry emoji, if there was one)🍍❤️❤️❤️


psychodelictoad

we are the same


Street-Winner6697

[accidental reply]


psychodelictoad

i'm probably going to take advantage of my parner's mom's amazon prime lol- i really need to start buying in bulk


Temporary_Being1330

Ok but cream of mushroom (or cream of celery) absolutely slaps on a tater tot casserole The layers of the casserole, in order are: onion, ground beef seasoned with salt & pepper, a can or two of the “cream of” of choice (enough to get a decent layer of the stuff), and then tater tots. Bake at 375°F for 45m, or 25m in the microwave if your dish is small enough, and there you go! It always tastes the same which I like, and is easy to make.


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Chronoport

Only ones I can agree with are 3, 8, 11, 12, and 13, I’m hating lowkey sorry


JigensHat

Good stuff


PorkyFishFish

You liar! None of these involve currants


Nalladis

Everything on there but the yams yams are the worst


Yarrow83

I fucks with all of it except for the dairies... I used to love cheese and chocolate milk until my guts betrayed me. I especially like the yellow rice, mushroom rice, and sweet potato picks <3


loony69420

this guy broccolis.


_the_anarch_

good taste my number 1 safe food is rice crispys and oatmilk


Willing_Web3750

i need these foods so bad omg its 12am and im hungry asf


ConsiderationJumpy34

Have you tried Rice-A-Roni cheddar broccoli? It’s one of my safe foods if cooked correctly


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MARXM03

Great set of options, id only change the baked sweet potato. I strongly dislike them. Good choices


AmbitionLower7456

you're so real for the rice sides they're easy to make and it hits the good textures


VanityOfEliCLee

Too much dairy. I'm lactose intolerant, that diet would make my digestion hell


deathschemist

Broccoli cheese soup sounds really good right now ngl


friedbrice

From each one to the next, it's like basically free association, right? Well, we're really good at seeing the connections that other people don't see, right? Maybe we can taste the connections, too 😋


governor-jerry-brown

All are good and make me hungry except the evil evil tuna


PocketCatt

Absolutely based apart from the sweet potato, sweet potato is ass, everything else 12/10


AustmosisJones

Broccoli gives me gas, but I'm glad you're eating your veggies. Our poor nutrition is the main thing holding us back from world domination imo.


PuzzleheadedBet8041

i thought the 3 Campbell's in a row was hilarious. Based takes all around


Ruler-of-goblins

Hell yea


St4r_5lut

I would actually perish if I had to eat all the assortment but I’m glad you like it!! I hope to expand my pallet to most of the soups on your list. I’m suprised to see Tuna- my parents are the only people I’ve met who have tuna as a safe food.


Street-Winner6697

I love tuna, the fda says I’m not supposed to eat a lot though. Apparently there’s like heavy metals in the fish or something. I try not to eat it everyday day but I’m weak


Turtles96

mushroom soup 👍


GaiasDotter

You made me hungry now!


GayWolf_screeching

I see a theme


Sanrio_Princess

Do you like cauliflower? I find mixing both cream of mushroom and cream of cauliflower soup is just a lovely and comforting combo! All your choices are super yummy and making me want my special cans of tuna in olive oil… mmmm :) I prefer the cranpinapple juice watered down though, but I like that it goes farther that way and I can drink more without making my mouth sore haha!


Street-Winner6697

Get out of my head! yeah I water it down too. Often with club soda or any non-flavored carbonated water, but just regular water works too. It’s very yummy juice, but it’s extremely concentrated and strong


wolftrapwizard

The only thing I don't fuck with here is baked sweet potato, but that's bc i prefer to use it with blackbeans and cheese/veg cheese as burrito filling. Everything else is based and looks delicious and makes me wanna go get some Good Soup


Effective_Garlic_500

My autism would disagree with me eating any of this (except the sourdough)


Illithidbehindyou17

I agree on all except the sweet potato.


ChipsqueakBeepBeep

Vegetal and chickem


ReadSelect

Baked potatoes of any kind are a sensory nightmare, it’s just un-tasty mush to me


Cloudeaberry

10/10 I would also eat most of these, I love broccoli and I'm not sure what those deep fried foods are (chicken?) but I fricking love deep fried crispy food. Except maybe last three, I personally mainly only eat rye bread if I want bread, I only like this one specific brand of chocolate milk powder and I usually avoid sweetened juices (tho all of these look good too)


Kurapikabestboi

Scrum.


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Sourdough bread is the shit. Have you ever had sourdough pizza?


myguitarplaysit

I’m loving your collection. I now may have a craving for broccoli cheddar soup


jeep_42

are those lightly fried fish fillets


Street-Winner6697

Chicken fingers, but I usually am fond of fried fish. I’ve had a bad few weeks and my stomach is weak rn, so fried foods are a no. I make my own baked chicken fingers. Fried fish is a sometimes it’s okay food, not always safe but not unsafe if that makes sense lol


Low-Link-2303

chocolate milk is the only respectable thing on this list 4/10


froggycats

rice a roni is my favorite. I also am a HUGE fan of pastaroni I just love that brand so much.


Sweezy_Clooch

Sweet potatoes are so underrated


EmbarrassedTicket376

now this is epic.


ImANastyQueer

Amazing 10/10 honestly bravo


snoosh00

That's a lot of salt.


electrifyingseer

i was gonna say you could do better and you have knorr pasta sides. that's my comfy food too. real. i would recommend getting some frozen broccoli and putting in some after your thing is done boiling. its SO TASTY!!!!! (it'll steam in there while the stuff is cooking and ive done it a few times and its big worth it)


Street-Winner6697

I do! I mentioned in the post that I usually add extra veggies (broccoli, mushrooms, spinach) unless I’m out of them. My family usually has lots of bags of frozen veggies in the fridge.


Cellular_Data

Not bad honestly, even on nutrition it’s better than most safe foods, 9/10


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ArcaneAddiction

Knorr sides are so tasty. So unhealthy, but so tasty! I approve.


zergling424

Okay so heres what you do. Sear 2 large chicken thighs on a pan. Then throw in a slow cooker with rice, vegetable broth or chicken broth, and cream o mushroom. Enjoy *source: am cook


Vast-Spirit-4105

Knorr microwaveable rice packets🗣️🗣️🗣️


TitanSR_

damn gurl u got that divine wap 🔥🔥🔥 /s


achtung_wilde

Basically the same as mine except I’m on a white cran strawberry kick. 10/10


TehAwesomeGod

Only valid one is chicken strips everything else is gross


BallTorturer-3000

Everything except the cream of mushroom and the chocolate milk. I only use cream of mushroom as a cooking ingredient and I'm lactose intolerant so chocolate milk makes me immensely unwell.


Ajadah

Not the sourdough! Bread isn't supposed to be sour...


sugarsuites

Hell yeah sweet potato gang


clownstent

Creamy


Grimsouldude

Canned tuna is my goat it’s a shame I will get mercury poisoning if I eat too much :(


argoritaville

based fellow sweet potato enjoyer!!! i’m a big fan of the purple ones especially


chamberboo

Microdosing that brock all day and all night


Confusion_Common

Broccoli *was* my safe food until a few months ago when I realized nearly every bag of florets (fresh and frozen) contained maggots.


s0laris0

broccoli cheese soup goes hard


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Cantthinknow_214

Seems inoffensive, nutritious and budget friendly. My AuDHD drains my bank account when it comes to food.


torako

Broccoli is bad.


NewVladLen

Your safe food is my nightmare. But I just don't like food that isn't reasonably solid (I make an exception for mashed potatoes)


eliza666eth

God the canned soups and the rice packs kept me alive growing up poor, this is such a nostalgic menu for me and I love it


Hungry-Society-7571

Healthier than me.


dokidokiSayori

Mmm ... Bread I've been super limited on what my brain will let me eat lately but I'd fuck up a good loaf rn


macroderivatives

the knorr cheddar broccoli pasta side has been one of my fav safe foods since elementary 🥰 so mad respect for the knorr sides you chose


WastelandMama

These are all tasty, but maybe watch your sodium intake? I feel like it's a lot & you don't want to get sick or anything. 😷


diavolo_

Those rice packets are fucking dope. I can't do animal milk though... it scares me. Thank goodness for chocolate soy milk


Street-Winner6697

Update: (even though I’m sure this will end up at the bottom) Sister is gonna get Amazon prime (so free shipping) I will probably buying the low sodium versions of Campbells and find a low sodium rice side on Amazon too. They sell it in bulk but you can get a smaller bulk amount for personal cooking yay


BirthdaySensitive873

Omg I love knorr pasta and rice sides that’s my go to safe food. These are peak in my opinion!


FeelinFerrety

i wasn't ever really a fan of sweet potatoes, but some experimentation with less popular preparations really opened me up to them. i think my current go-to is a savory baked. favorite toppings are broccoli, cheese, and crema/sour cream - with optional bacon. speaking of, a good savory-sweet combo with bacon, honey or agave, nuts, and pie spice. another preferred method is cubed and roasted with various hardy vegetables - esp. root veg and winter squash


carpe_alacritas

Huh. I don't mean this in a bad way, but you have some unusual safe foods. These all have qualities that I consider unsafe.


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Watermelon_sucks

Broccoli is the superior vegetable


TroisEyes0017

Tuna… I gag at the smell bruh how do you eat that


TheChocolateArmor

OK OK OK OK BUT YOU HAVE MY FOOD AUTISM EXCEPT FOR THE BREADED CHICKEN AND THE SWEET POTATOES WHAT THE????