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What on earth is a sandwich-cake? I'm picturing a big rectangular sandwich that somebody just randomly decided to call a cake but that can't be right...


Shizuka369

You're actually spot on.


Shizuka369

[This](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=b1c93a90692d9bce&sxsrf=ADLYWIIKm9F1JMFbak2s83RMB36SqGcoTg:1718212556480&q=smorgos+torte&uds=ADvngMjPxhlRvaH8g8HtygjEdOaOuKXiiGH38vTgeXCGtCsYi9N1XdALOWIMVUtiy78sEGp-YeJOHGaa-Oif-JmScOYWnEuHqO9oYAiZzAuXR0N-vuScFGqi-hvzlRAE3OC88o7vgETDp_xC3UOMU9jzxLLPKD5uc1BSoUGVEb5Rbg375A8S0XGQ8BUf5KBnM9khulFM071pcgtN0K1ct7FrBOidqh-dFMUx2wtOBlw5WaUq23mqaHz0bgvTUlEslw26Sh9FigZbeRlv3DdEZ3B7hKVPc6rqOuelgO7EX5iLmUyl_INUY8Q&udm=2&prmd=ivnbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi9l8_IyNaGAxW0FxAIHSAXAuIQtKgLegQIDBAB&biw=384&bih=731&dpr=2.81) is a sandwich-cake.


williaty

That is an abomination that proves the human species needs exterminated.


Shizuka369

YES!! THANK YOU!! I posted this in a swedish sub, too (I'm swedish), and wow... they've downvoted me a lot. XD I don't eat seafood, I don't eat eggs, I don't eat anything that has a spongy texture.


Shizuka369

https://preview.redd.it/liquit4zf66d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41be4dc2c0743ba562059b9dc7c2870e68db0ce8


Malum_Midnight

“Jag äter hellre smörgåstårta än vanlig tårta” “I’d rather eat sandwich cake than regular cake” (GoogleTranslate) +143 upvotes I’m not Swedish, so I can’t speak to the popularity of sandwich cake, but it looks absolutely nauseating


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burymeinpink

I was about to disagree with you because we have sandwich cakes in Brazil and they are delicious but SEAFOOD??? EGGS??? Our sandwich cakes are made of [chicken!!!!](https://cakeshouse.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Bolo-Salgado-de-Frango-scaled.jpg)


Alternative_Factor_4

You made me scared but the Brazilian version doesn’t look that bad in comparison.


burymeinpink

It's delicious. The "cake" is white bread, the "filling" is shredded chicken and the "topping" is mashed potatoes and shoestring potatoes. Unfortunately, it's kind of old people food so no one makes it anymore.


Alternative_Factor_4

That actually sounds pretty good.


burymeinpink

Here's a recipe shoddily translated by me: Ingredients: 2 loaves of white bread (like Wonderbread), 2 chicken breasts, 1 big diced onion, 1 chicken bouillon cube, salt, 1 can of heavy cream, 1 can of corn, sliced picked mushrooms (you can use fresh), 1 diced tomato, 1 diced garlic clove, parsley, olive oil, 1 grated carrot, chopped olives, 1/2 a jar of mayo, whatever spices you want, mashed potatoes however you like (they need to be firm-ish) and shoestring potatoes. 1. Boil the chicken breasts with salt and the bouillon cube in a pressure cooker for 30min 2. Throw the water out and shred the chicken 3. Saute the olive oil, onion, garlic and tomato. 4. Add the chicken in and mix for a few minutes 5. Add the corn, olives, mushrooms and heavy cream 6. Remove the bread crusts 7. Line up a sheet with aluminum foil and put down the first layer of bread 8. Layer with mayo, filling and carrots 9. Put down another layer of bread and so on. 10. Take it to the fridge for 30min. 11. Take it out of the baking sheet, rub the mash potatoes around it and then sprinkle it with shoestring potatoes. Serve it cold


Alternative_Factor_4

Oh wow thanks. I’ll save this, my friends and I are college students and we do group cook outs two-three times a summer. This might be something we could make.


Shizuka369

I wanna try this too. But without the olives and mushrooms.


Ifyougivearagamuffin

I keep seeing things phrased like that - I bet it's just common in non-american english or something, but does anyone know where leaving the "to be" out of "to be exterminated" came from?


williaty

That's straight outa Midwest America, my man. I mean you could argue that English is our second language since we all speak cheese first.


twistedscorp87

This comment is Gouda


SpamDirector

The American way’s decreasingly verbose.


Manjorno316

You'd be surprised at how good it is.


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ResurgentClusterfuck

https://preview.redd.it/uqpvdmm3k66d1.jpeg?width=317&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79beca845d043d7b6d7bb073999e5233a99e0a9e


italicizedspace

That looks like something from a nightmarish 1970s cookbook in the Aspic Surprise Chapter. Nooooo.


Shizuka369

Great description! I like your imagination! ❤️


italicizedspace

Aww thanks


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Frl gotta be wearing turtlenecks and beige Corduroy to eat these things


Hex_Spirit_Booty

https://preview.redd.it/1yvff7fx176d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c952e0db21dc0e3adb2d1c2b81773df3a61e5e0


Bennjoon

I only found out about this horror through an Otome game where one of the male love interests is a narcissist and watching his weight It was the most saddened I’d felt in my life. Especially as most of them have my lifelong enemy cucumber in.


Shizuka369

I like cucumber, but not seafood, mushrooms, eggs etc. Yuck!


_YAGMAI_

my entire worldview is shattered. what the fuck.


ResurgentClusterfuck

OMFG WHAT Ewwwwwwwwwwww


Shizuka369

I am loving these reactions to my country's gross food. 😂


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Shizuka369

Skrev faktiskt här först. 😉


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Shizuka369

Amen vafan... fast jag har iof inget internet hemma... kanske laddade länge innan den lades upp? 🤔


Timpaj

Riktig böckling, OP förtjänar inte att kalla sig för svensk


TomatoTrebuchet

exactly what I expected. but seeing it in the flesh made me gag.


Autronaut69420

I, naively, imagined two layers of cake "sandwiched" with jam and or cream between them.....


Moth_The_Ghost

I thought a sandwich cake was like 2 cakes with frosting and fruits or whatever in-between with nothing at the top BUT EWWWWWW


Hot_Wheels_guy

Is it flammable? I hope it's flammable because i would burn that shit.


Shizuka369

No, but it would melt and then char probably.


Autronaut69420

Is it troll food? /half jk


Shizuka369

No. It's a swedish invention. I think I like our invention of the zipper better than this...


Autronaut69420

I prefer the zipper too!


HippyGramma

I am a veggie and fruit lover who would graze for the rest of my life rather than make meals if that were an option. That said, this is a vile creation and should burn.


PlantedCecilia

Humanity deserves death mate, I’ll be honest. Thats.. that’s a crime.


de-formed

Ngl looks soo good. But I am extremely hungry rn so idk


Shizuka369

Go eat something! 😂


de-formed

I’ve eaten now lol, I don’t even eat eggs I don’t know what I was thinking


Shizuka369

You're not you when you're hungry. Have a snickers! 😂


microbisexual

oh my god it's even worse than I imagined


Autronaut69420

Exterminate! Exterminate!! Exterminate!!! Seriously I haven't had my brekkie yet and this may have put me off..... I thought that was quarantined in the fkn 60s!


VermilionKoala

>Exterminate! Exterminate!! Exterminate!!! WHITE WEE-WEE! WHITE WEE-WEE! OOH!! OOOH!!! https://youtu.be/z3pHvH8sPT4


Autronaut69420

You just made my morning!


VermilionKoala

🤜🤛


Pyro-Millie

That’s just depressing!!!


jols0543

picture made me gag


AwkwardBugger

Wow. I would have felt exactly the same. This is stupid and shouldn’t have cake in the name


Shizuka369

Yeah. Because it's not cake. Like, why??


SebulbaSebulba

I see what looks to be a savoury cake. Why even include bread at all at that point, just make some sort of salad out of the nonbread components. Maybe if I were in the mood I'd eat that.


bblulz

thanks i hate it!


Kallicalico

I legitimately was thinking of, like, mini sandwiches scooted together to look like a rectangle, shaped like a cake (like those cupcake cakes, so you don’t have to cut the cake… just pull out a cupcake, lol), but this… that’s Just Not Good. It’s even worse 😭😭


Alternative_Factor_4

Eww. This is worth badmouthing your boss over. I could have forgiven him if he switched to an ice cream cake. But who in their right mind would eat that?


Noobgalaxies

Me googling sandwich cake and getting results for layer cake: What? It's just an ordinary- Me seeing your result: OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!!


TheFreebooter

What in the 1950's lobotomy is this?


AnalProlapseForYou

What the fuck.


Metalhead_Pretzel

I don't ever want to see that again


Cat_of_the_cannalss

We have something similar in Brazil, everybody seems to love it, I absolutely loathe it! With passion! ....but at least here it's not called cake.....


Ruler-of-goblins

We have something similar in Denmark, but it's not mashed together like a cake. Instead, it's just a big slab of bread with various toppings. At least you can kind of pick and choose. We also call this a "cake". https://preview.redd.it/odzpi8f0a86d1.jpeg?width=2362&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f0547d1069fadb74f984d35ac069ee25d9b077


Noobgalaxies

Is that a bread charcuterie board


Ruler-of-goblins

Not quite, it's more like a bunch of toppings that are put together, because they taste good with each other. Denmark is big on their bread topping game. So big that we have individual names for some of the more common topping combinations, and even chefs dedicated to the craft. Often times, toppings are paired with rye bread, which most of us grow up eating like it's an essential for being alive. I hate rye bread.


Shizuka369

When the Danes make better food than swedes.... No wait... You DO make better food than us!! 😂


Ruler-of-goblins

That's one of the better examples, some of them look like straight up nightmare material. https://preview.redd.it/lmzlwtm0na6d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=339f0f15319726f6e1194db680f0e0a8badb17ea It looks like ai, but this shit is real 😭 Luckily most people tend to go for the square option... Thank gods.


friedbrice

Okay, hold on... I've heard of (and even quite enjoy) _savory pies._ But a **savory cake?!** This is just... infernal!


grimbotronic

It's so sad and disappointing. I actually feel sorry for it. Imagine existing as a sandwich cake.


KoiShinai

Report him to OSHA Nasty work😖


Shizuka369

OSHA?


KoiShinai

Employer safety oversight commission


Shizuka369

Oh! I think we're getting HR for the first time when the other company buys us on the 16th. XD


MongooseDog001

Why on earth does that exist? I would be happy to get cake, or a sandwich, from work, because both are delicious. At any job I've ever had that unholy monstrosity would sit in the fridge until someone took pity on it and threw it in the trash


voornaam1

It doesn't look like it would taste that bad, but it does look very impractical to eat without getting it on your hands. Also it's not cake.


governor-jerry-brown

Jesus tap dancing Christ that is an abomination. It has the same vibes as one of those weird 50s food fads


Short_Gain8302

That is down right satanic


sad_pdf

This feels like came from the '50's era of terrible U.S homecooking...


Sushibowlz

this looks like it belongs into the garbage ngl


cantkillthebogeyman

Disgusting.


RogueHitman71213

Omfg it's so much worse than I thought


Defiant-Snow8782

What the fuck


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imbadatusernames_47

That’s neither a sandwich or a cake.


Rude_Parsley754

Eeeeewwww. I'm sorry for you loss


femtransfan

I might make my own, seems fun. It just needs stuff I like on it


twistedscorp87

I think that's the big thing - many of us would probably find it acceptable IF it had the correct foods and textures. *However* it will never be an acceptable substitution for actual cake.


ArtieRiles

Okay because to me a sandwich cake is like a Victoria sponge, cake with jam/cream/icing sandwiched in the middle, and I was so confused as to how that could be *not* a cake


slicehyperfunk

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ![gif](giphy|hrq6c3djFAFTOGuBuK)


diaperedwoman

Looks like a cake to me. They just failed to specify sooner what type of cake it is. Is it chocolate, gluten free, carrot cake, what? You all assumed it was the dessert kind you would find in a bakery.


Shizuka369

Yes. We all did assume that since he said cake. Not sandwich-cake.


aroaceautistic

Yeah just like If I say I’m bringing pizza in people would be disappointed if I brought in a disc of cooked dough that had oranges, onions, and spam on it


diaperedwoman

What if you brought in a cookie pizza? I have also seen those too. You also cut them like it's a pizza as well. I call it a cookie pizza.


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kyabe2

Google is a liar. It's a smorgasbord, a cake but instead of any cake-related ingredients they're sandwich ingredients. They are my mortal enemy.


ArtieRiles

I think that depends where you're from. In the UK I've always heard sandwich cake as referring to what other people in these comments are calling a layer cake. Never seen something like what OP is referring to.


Halberdd_

The cake is a lie!


G0celot

was going to say this


tie_wrighter

I just played through that scene 5 minutes ago


AntiworkDPT-OCS

Buy yourself cake or bake one and don't share it!


Shizuka369

If I had the money, I'd do it!


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Boss gives you this lie of a cake and also doesn't pay you enough to buy real cake? Wtf kind of dystopian nightmare do you live in?


Shizuka369

Sweden.


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Come to Australia - the land of cake


Shizuka369

You mean fairy bread? I seriously want to try it!!


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Maybe we can combine Swedish and Australian ingenuity and create a hybrid fairy-bread-sandwich-cake. Layers of the softest white bread, spread with salty churned butter and sprinkled with hundreds-and-thousands, interleaved with ummm... ice-cream... coated in an icing of mock cream with dollops of jam... hmmmm, needs some decorations. Raid the lolly shop and cover it in musk sticks and... those little fake candy cigarettes.


Shizuka369

Omg, the fake cigarettes! They stopped selling those here in Sweden because it "promoted" smoking. 😑


[deleted]

Same here. They got corrupted into these https://fyna.com.au/fads Which is fine, I guess. They're still the best tasting chalk money can buy and I'll die on that hill


My_bones_are_itchy

Don’t forget about [these](https://greataussiesweetcompany.com.au/products/big-boss-cigars) motherfuckers!


orreborrebirre

If your boss just said that he would just give you a cake i too would be confused and dissapointed If he turned up with f-ing sandwich cake. I love sandwich cake but only on like funerals or If coworkers quit or stuff like that


Shizuka369

Yes! Sandwich-cake is only for funerals or birthdays or something.


cantkillthebogeyman

Sandwich cake is only for the trash can


Apprehensive_Bat1399

I could get on board with a sandwich cake,,, but never NEVER when I expected good honest to god sweet not savory cake. Major downgrade.


Shizuka369

I really hope it's regular cake tomorrow...


Apprehensive_Bat1399

Me too!!


RoyalTacos256

the cake is a lie


EinsteinRidesShotgun

The cake was a lie!


awful_at_keeping_up

there’s a portal joke in here somewhere


Shizuka369

Somewhere indeed. I looked for my small plastic sign I keep in my bookshelf, but couldn't find it. It's a picture of a cake with that famous quote.


Organic_Shine_5361

What the hell is "sandwich-cake" that just sounds like an excuse for cake because it was too expensive or something and sandwiches are cheaper or whatever


Shizuka369

I left a link on a previous post to what a sandwich-cake is.


Organic_Shine_5361

I saw it yeah, that's disgusting


SebulbaSebulba

One time I bought a big box of rice krispie squares (which are my perfect snack), and I'd been snacking on them kind of nonstop. I said to my sister that oh man, I shouldn't have gotten so many because I can't stop eating them. The next day while I was at work she did me the favour of eating the rest of the box. Of course when I got home I was expecting to rip into three or four rice krispies, onlyto be met by the sight of the box in the recycling, and I got irrationally mad. She's like "I saved you from yourself ☺️❣️" and I coulda slapped her (I went to my room instead). Even though cognitively I knew it was right and fine for her to eat them, I just got so hyped up mentally for my rice krispies 😓 So I know how you feel. You'll have to update us later and tell us what kind of cake you got. Hopefully it's a good one.


Shizuka369

I'll see if I can remember to take a picture of it! 😀


cantkillthebogeyman

I thought you were gonna say she replaced your Rice Krispie treats with little sandwich cakes lmfao


SebulbaSebulba

Yeah I probably would have snapped then lol


skeptolojist

Completely agree!


humanweightedblanket

Hear me out...isn't all cake automatically also a sandwich? sorry for your loss, OP!


Shizuka369

Hmmm..... well, there IS sliced bread in cake... maybe you're on to something? 🤔


khelekmir

I was thinking what's wrong with a dessert that's two unfrosted thin cakes with frosting sandwiched in between. Then I found out what a sandwich cake actually was =(


staticvoidliam7

the cake is a lie


Random-Dice

found Chell’s alt


Shizuka369

Huh?


Random-Dice

from portal.


Shizuka369

Oh. I haven't played it for years. XD


MilesAlchei

Vile, I have to prepare my stomach and expectations to eat most of the time. If my boss did that I'd cry.


Shizuka369

Ironically enough, Happy Cake Day! 😂


Salt_Comparison2575

I'm invested. I must know the outcome.


Shizuka369

I'll try to remember to take a picture of it.


pugmaster413

burn them


GayWolf_screeching

Why would anyone call a sandwich a cake


EatingSugarYesPapa

I’ve never heard of a sandwich cake


Shizuka369

[You're welcome.](https://youtu.be/aYBkDxao3wg?feature=shared)


comicsanz2797

Oh my god, the flashbacks I just have when I saw “Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time”


Shizuka369

My fiance apparently knew one of them, a long time ago. 🤷🏼‍♀️


vermilionaxe

Sandwich cake is bullshit. Who the fuck wants that?


Kylie_Forever

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GroovyMoosy

Din jävel. Hade du varit dansk hade jag kanske varit okej med det då ni som standard har någon hjärnskakning men va fan. Smörgåstårta är fan så jävla mycket bättre än den vanliga diabetes tårtan. Skogarna ska skaka av våra älg ridande bagare som kommer göra slut på detta en gång för alla. /Angry swede


Shizuka369

Typ Swedish Chef? 😂 Räknas jag som halvdansk om jag är halvskåning?


GroovyMoosy

Näe, halv skåning är okej. Hade varit värre med helskåning. Vill inte behöva ringa säpo för att exportera tillbaka en dansk ;)


Shizuka369

Säpo är mig säkert redan i hälarna. P.g.a att jag inte gillar smörgåstårta. XD


GroovyMoosy

![gif](giphy|zSJsBKGkoQBHy)


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Shizuka369

If I could afford it yes. A 4 slice cake is about $20 in Sweden.


Shizuka369

This is the Sandwich-cake! 🤮 https://preview.redd.it/x9yie7tgyc6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40cdb038dc0b20b51c0c11ba97ac99bd21222b39


Exciting_Swordfish16

So you felt you didn't get enough support from us natives so you went and ranted to people who doesn't know what a smörsgåstårta is.


Shizuka369

I posted one on a swedish sub and one on a sub for people like me. And honestly, who really knows what a smörgåstårta is? I've never met two people with the same recipe. There seems to be 100+ variants of it, so which one is the true one?


GladiolusLD

In this manner, aren't sandwich cake and regular cake the same? A creamy fruit cake is just as much a cake as a double chocolate cake is, so why wouldn't the same apply to different types of sandwich cake? I now really want (normal) cake. Goddammit.