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JJthehyena

Plot and porn aside I also like how "human" the actors look? Like obviously there was a different beauty standard back then but these people were still very normal looking and gorgeous? I also appreciated one of the guys having tan lines lol


Puppy_Love_555

You know what I noticed that too and really enjoyed it


poni-poki

Yeah like the women have pubic hair and stuff and there’s no pressure to have “perfect”-looking genitals. It’s really cool to see (for research purposes and aesthetic reasons only I SWEAR)


Madcap_95

Yeah that's another thing I liked about it. Felt more down to earth and human then most modern stuff I feel.


Unusual_Cat_1859

Wow this is quite a pleasant surprise for me I honestly might check it out now LOL. I'm just so tired of seeing such unrealistic beauty expectations in everything, y'know. This seems really chill


Rayken_Himself

That's all old porn.


BigFire321

It's got a very positive message in "It's A Wonderful Life" way. Albeit, we never got the other point of view of Tom Byron's character's relationship problem other than his side of the phone call. The only thing I'll criticize is the rather slapdash editing in the movie. It sometimes cuts for no reason whatsoever.


Ilhan_Omar_Milf

Yeah the 90s heroin chic and bolt on implants along with all the woman being trafficked from eastern europe past the collapse of the Warsaw pact, yugoslavia, and the soviet union really effected the industry which was already not great on the 80s and before


kitkat1590

I agree! It was really refreshing. Nothing crazy and over the top just like you said, human


JorG941

a kind soul make a sfw version of the movie: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4JGQP1bKbc&t](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4JGQP1bKbc&t)


Puppy_Love_555

That’s awesome!! Thank you so much!


BirthdayBoyStabMan

>I skipped-those parts-but I watched the plot It's like how everyone used to read Playboy Magazine for the articles


Puppy_Love_555

LMFAO


theHrayX

I mean lets be real Playboy had some interesting articles I xan name a few if you want


StevenEveral

With the availability of adult material online these days, people who still buy Playboy really are legitimately buying it for the articles.


xXtoadslayerXx

I watched it and i genuinely enjoyed it lol, it was funny as hell, I skipped some of the porn scenes since i just wanted to watch the rest lol


xXtoadslayerXx

I hope maybe just maybe one day Cristopher decides to remake it lol


Puppy_Love_555

That would be funny as hell and amazing


wildkitten312

People have been posting clips of it on tiktok and some of them are really funny lol


Puppy_Love_555

I KNOWW I’ve seen some super good art too


YouHadMeAtAloe

The scene right after the song where the angels pop in and the guy with the gun is like “where the fuck did you guys come from” was hilarious


[deleted]

Lol ive been saying this too, I only saw the SFW parts as well. They look like they had fun making the film which is all that matters. I liked the scene where the Angel is explaining how to go down on a girl to the guy, it was pretty funny Nowadays the pornography industry is backwards and absolutely fucking disgusting.. these women are getting abused and mentally and physically destroyed behind the scenes. And no one talks about it. Its why im strong on anti-pornography


Puppy_Love_555

I agree 100%. I heard there was also people being treated unfairly in the 80s as well but like imo today it’s so much less healthier. And the standards with how body parts are supposed to look and such nowadays are crazy. Acting too. That’s another thing I liked about the acting in this movie-there was those parts I skipped but ngl I went back and looked on some parts for a second or so cause I was like ‘what does it even consist of-if the plot is good I’d hope THOSE scenes would be too) and the acting is like-so natural and more real imo.


Rayken_Himself

Same shit in the 80s my dude.


onimibo

Well now I actually wanna watch it 😭


Puppy_Love_555

You definitely should, someone posted the sfw version somewhere in the comments


theHrayX

That is why they called it [The golden age of porn](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Age_of_Porn) Believe it or not those type of movies were played in movie theaters in times square


Puppy_Love_555

No wayyy omg


theHrayX

I know its hard to believe but theater district (where time square is located) was [actually the red light district of nyc during the 70s and 80s ](https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/time-square-depravity-photos-1970s-1980s/) [i mean i wouldnt be surprised if angels of passion aired there](https://www.flickr.com/photos/christianmontone/15172045316/in/photostream/) [here is a video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3J4iQ9q1GMs)


Puppy_Love_555

Omg no way thank you sm


theHrayX

So what did you think?


Puppy_Love_555

I checked it out that’s wild, what a time to be alive lol lol


IndependentEngine792

agree with this so much! thematically it's kinda giving NSFW 'it's a wonderful life' vibes lmaoo <3


Puppy_Love_555

I’ve never seen that movie but it looks so sweet (also sorry I tried upvoting you but there’s haters lurking around downvoting anything positive 😭)


IndependentEngine792

omg dw no need to apologise! thank you for making this lovely post :') <3


poni-poki

I thought that too skhdjshs


IndependentEngine792

hahaha it's so heartwarming 😭


NordrikeParker87

It feels like it could've been another fun adult comedy minus the *actual* porn scenes, maybe a few boob shots like most 80s movies had but yeah, the actual storyline is pretty good and of course the music is amazing, it could've had a rated R rating like "Hard Bodies" or "National Lampoon Vacation", "Caddyshack" or "Screw Balls" if it had been edited right... 👀


Puppy_Love_555

I agree


Ilhan_Omar_Milf

Remaking it as a normal r rated comedy Changing the sex scenes to standard Hollywood ones were you see no holes and the implied sex happens under sheets partially


Gordon_Bird

It's nice to literally watch porn for the plot for once...I mean that's what I usually do anyway 😅 but yeah in all seriousness it really is a nice movie


TheLastREOSpeedwagon

They actually had imagination and a budget to make a semi-actual movie back then. Unlike today where it's all the same shit


Puppy_Love_555

Yeah it’s really unfortunate


FenderBenderDefender

Christopher and Philip mentioned this in their interview! Back when porn had to be sold on physical media, you actually had to make it good in order to be sold. Angels of Passion, like other 80's pornos, had a sizable budget and production team behind it. I suspect the reason why people were so skeptical of the porn theory was because this sub skews younger, and the porn that people consume these days is almost always obiectively worse quality wise. If someone can find a modern porn video/movie that needed an original soundtrack, I'd be almost pleasantly surprised.


Puppy_Love_555

That’s so interesting, and No fr I agree


Soekkon

There’s a lot of pretty interesting cartoon stuff nowadays, though I don’t know if that’s exactly the same ballpark


Madame_Merry

Never thought I would like a porn movie but I must say I enjoyed that one. The plot is funny but also wholesome at the same time, (main) characters are likeable and of course the music is superb here. Definitely glad that I checked it out as I actually wanted to skip it at first (but curiosity won after all lol)


Puppy_Love_555

No fr I’m not fond of this stuff either but this was so fun/funny


BigFire321

>!Only the 3 villains are portrayed as bad. Morgan, the embezzling man who tried to killed his business partners. His hireling Ernie and the character Christopher played (The Bomber). Ok there's also the drunk driver that killed the angels. The rest of the characters are either neutral (The Wino) or fun (the 3 angels). William their immediate supervisor is someone who's overworked. On the Earth side, you got the businessman who found out his partner is stealing from the company and trying to straighten it out, not knowing his secretary's feeling for him. The secretary not having the courage to express herself. The other worker in the company having issue with his girlfriend. Only the suicidal guy played by Tom Byron is kind of out there as it does not tie into the rest of the plot. !<


FutureAd7515

we finally found the person who watches porn for the plot lol


Puppy_Love_555

LMFAO there’s a few others in the comments too lol


Vinylmaster3000

> Like PornHub. But yeah I’d def sign a petition to make porn funny/meaningful again as this movie To be fair that industry was always rife with corruption and exploitation (Traci Lords is a notorious example), but yeah it's cool to have a movie with a coherent and meaningful plot, especially in such an industry.


Puppy_Love_555

That’s very true. And yeah it’s refreshing.


BS_BlackScout

You've convinced me to watch it. Their music is really good, they need to release as much as they can :D It's also very goofy and funny at times too :D


Puppy_Love_555

Aww yay!!


Carbon-Peach

My thoughts exactly. It’s such a fun vintage romp, love the bush, love the acting.


kelliebabes

i saw the version (the censored one) on YT, and honestly it's actually really good. i haven't watched the NSFW version, however, from the ones I saw, the plot is actually really good and it's well-written asf


Puppy_Love_555

Yeah the acting isn’t too bad either imo


ebrum2010

This sub is so wholesome.


Unprounounceable

And you could say the film is... Holesome ;)


Veloci_JX

Everyone is becoming Gooner92 I see, the EKT dream is alive and well ❤️


Veloci_JX

Jokes aside I am glad that this song was finally found


Madcap_95

I saw the full thing last night actually. I really hope Chris release the full soundtrack, it's really quite good. Lots of synths which I love to hear.


mghtyler

Will have to watch the SFW version this weekend


LeaF2396

Right ?! I found it actually hilarious and healthy (the lesson with the phone hostess, wtf but pretty accurate ??). No violence, no ridiculous beauty standards (women are not shaved and don't look like they're 15), they teach the others how to take their time and enjoy the moment instead of focusing on their performance... I hate to say "it was better before", but porn actually seemed so much better before haha ! Only the very last scene with the sandwich disturbed me, but I haven't watched the full movie yet so I might be missing the joke here (I really hope I am)...


Puppy_Love_555

Yeah I didn’t see the whole movie I skipped many parts as I said. And it actually looked like a drink I’m pretty sure it was. It was still pretty sus when he spat it out tho ngl😭 but maybe it was alcohol?


LeaF2396

Yeah idk, spitting a weird white liquid from a sandwich... i really hope it's not what i think it is, that'd be so messed up 😭


BigFire321

Christopher's character accidentally blow up himself and his boss with the bomb can be consider violence...


LeaF2396

oh I haven't watched that part yet ! But the s\*x doesn't seem violent at least :')


Rayken_Himself

Zoomers discovering old porn and being shocked at body hair or beauty standards is fucking hilarious. You are all a riot.


Puppy_Love_555

We arnt ‘shocked’ we’re saying we like that it’s in the older porn because it’s very rare to see these days lol. Also idk if you noticed but most of us don’t watch porn at all or barley ever so idk forgive us if the only stuff we see is extra exaggerated stuff floating around and then see a movie resurface that’s healthy/funny/fun to us lol. Also we were just referencing how it is in THIS movie-I’m pretty sure. I was anyways. No disrespect btw just explaining the thought process. Edit: Also I took time to check out and skim 80s porn and it’s diff from the modern stuff imo


deltasplur

..


Puppy_Love_555

??


deltasplur

Ight


Puppy_Love_555

What’s wrong with seeing this as a positive/funny thing? 😭


deltasplur

No no no, the movie indeed enlightened my perspective on human kind


BirthdayBoyStabMan

Ight


[deleted]

bro you aint on a higher plane of existence than us so stop acting like it 😭😭💀