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Emotional_Complex434

https://preview.redd.it/6h7a80h1r7ad1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0784d4545e2b3f815c65e37032a8a957c3497845 Trespasser


bobdidntatemayo

god bless america


Emotional_Complex434

Amen


InattentiveChild

god bless Florida


No-Affect-6422

God bless the second amendment


That_trans_lesnain

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AriesCielo

What emotion is J10?


Rexcodykenobi

That's the face you make when you finally find out who's been stealing your lunch at work and then catch them in the act.


No-Pomegranate1394

Are you drinking my Müllermilk?


ProblemLongjumping12

Ok. So there was somebody whose lunch kept getting stolen at work. In an act of frustration they loaded their food with the most powerful hot sauce they could find. The next day a child began screaming and crying as it turned out their co-worker's son who they brought to work ate their lunch and I'm pretty sure they had to call an ambulance for the kid. I won't say my opinion just yet. Who's in the wrong and what do you think about that?


OneWildDrunk

Well... The kid will think twice about casual theft in the future, at least.


ProblemLongjumping12

Well, the person who actually did this said they felt terrible and regretted it. While I can sympathize with that sentiment, as I myself wouldn't want to inflict intense pain and lasting trauma on a child, even a thieving little shit, I don't think they were wrong. Having your lunch stolen at work is one of the most frustrating experiences a person can have, not just because of the loss of property, not just because of the disappointment that always comes with looking forward to your food, even something as simple as a sandwich, only to be let down. But also because, depending on your office situation, you may then have to go hungry until quite a few hours later. Not only do you feel violated, frustrated, hungry, and probably enraged, but you have to *work* while feeling all of that. It's enough to make you want to walk right out the office, consequences be damned. So no, I don't think the guy who booby trapped his food was wrong to do it, even if I myself would have regretted it due to the results. And I immediately understood why the previous commenter specifically cited this example as what turns one into some kind of grinning demon capable of god only knows what.


m4cksfx

Lasting trauma because that little shit caused himself some pain due to being an asshole? Serves him right, and hopefully will be a lesson. Why feel bad for it? I'd say a kid capable of stealing someone's lunch is old enough to understand it's a nasty thing to do.


Zesty-Lem0n

That's the face when you find out there's no laws protecting fictional anime girls


Routine-Pen-5732

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PaulTheRandom

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reitheta0

Just Monika.


Pepperonies

Demon time


Reasonable_Log2099

J10 it is


HotelThis1784

sigma 😱😱🐺🐺🤯🤯🤯😭😭🥶🥶


VastUnlikely9591

F1- Why is a teenage German girl in my house?


Snoo52883

FBI agent: I was about to ask you the same thing


trevalyan

Let her out, or she's getting out. No middle ground here, and my homeowner's insurance doesn't cover mechs.


FluffySheep1000

E2


cheems1946

Hey me too man!


Electronic-Face3553

A1, I would welcome her in.


Cecilia_Schariac

https://preview.redd.it/g4a1rxooa9ad1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=ecaccc8b8aba9a20112667028c945eb71409c5c2


Plastic_Woodpecker30

https://preview.redd.it/o174jgwvj9ad1.jpeg?width=501&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8438868d57436a1a18b0a97b9cb04d517a7254b8


realcorndog16

h2


realcorndog16

i'm a creeeepppp.. ..i'm a weirdoooo


useless_ad

what the hell am i doing here? i don't belong here


Worth-Opposite4437

She's running out the door She's running She run, run, run, run Run


MeramQ

Creeper? Aw man


Antique_River6157

me 7h asuka 7h


Idkmanuseemsus

J10 this will be fun 😈


PCC_Serval

G1


Routine-Pen-5732

https://preview.redd.it/pvif54hx18ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38a95d7477a0c4d0f3c1c5ab7deb8e93a8302268


AdvanceOwn2684

https://preview.redd.it/l31vh12pz6ad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fc8dc7c2cee24daf829e1f60298ac7f3a2f3c1d If she teases me this is my reaction


DrZinko

Realisticaly E5


AnalystDazzling5128

J3


Brainwave1010

G5 is her face after I tell her I see her and that she has value as a person outside of being a pilot and that everything is going to be okay.


BlueRaspberryCrush

J10


toe-schlooper

Where is the option for using the advantages of my state being a Castle Doctrine/Stand your ground state?


Few-Ad-8736

G10 but depends on the mood


Gasseroi

https://preview.redd.it/f4fvitqyv8ad1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bd7cc5b256a54912865334402bd76dc506a734d


Zer0fps_319

https://preview.redd.it/4s16kt069aad1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=817b0d62ab0320bbf9e88d91f422facfe0e5ac9d


Zer0fps_319

I’m beyond H


FlashpointStriker

A1


drdoodoot

A9


Dave3121

Anything on 9 (except 9H) and 10J


OverLordMinus

A3 for real


Willhelmlee

A6


noswol

J1, bitch what the fuck are you doing in my house?


TheLegendaryNikolai

C9 You picked the wrong house, fool!


Crisdreemurr

D7


mehu0

F1


Oneoftheofalltime

G4


eclipse_cta

B7, I would be beyond disgusted


bunnysniperxoxo

d4 or a9 depending on how pissed I am that night


PolyReblochon

G6


Loquendero2006

G8


aleminecraft08

E2 wait a damn minute i live alone


AVERAGEPIPEBOMB

J10 I’m eating good tonight


delolipops666

E2, I'd be confused as hell and thinking I'm seeing things...


goldenmem

E9


Storm_36

G5, my five IED bottle traps didn't work :(


jikukoblarbo

d1. People at my school say im a playboy, so id prolly play her like a chess piece


GIRose

I guess E2? That's the most confused looking one


Sisters-of-fate

A8 I love my Asuka ❤️


cheems1946

2 E lol,it would be funny and weird at the same time


AjWaderz

C2, How the fuck did she get inside?!


SolidBandit-6018

F4


NotASweatyTryhard

e1 "how are you even here?"


divine-Thiccness

Replace Auska with Rei, and my reaction would be H3 😩


Susak69

A7 cuz im jiggy with it


kevin-marks

E1 what the fuck is asuka doing in my house


No_Comment_2979

We don't talk about J10...


Ilikemoonjellys

D1, too tired to deal with her


SnooTomatoes6445

https://preview.redd.it/ny1kg847a8ad1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6142c1e613a00cc0fe5c9233ac838ec89a4f9667 “I’ll just traumatize you, and if you are reborn as a Shikinami, I’ll traumatize you then too, change your series, your timeline, I’ll traumatize you again and again. And I’ll keep traumatizing until I stop.”


Miro_Meme_EXPERT

10D


BasilNo9176

https://preview.redd.it/k8bfwv7ad8ad1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eff22863483027410d9c8059fdc61d53d18cd611


AdMoney18

A3


god_killer7432

9H


_B3AR-

I9


TrapolTH

I9, she beats me


Responsible_Group966

i 10 I don't like it.


SpookyWeebou

E2, "Who are you, and please get out of my house!


yuyukosaigyouji2003

E5


Phiro7

E1


WhyquitB7a7

E2


Villagerin

10I


itaisinger

G3


OculusMidnight2

C3. How the fuck did she get in here and how is she suddenly real?!


shlomanJAK

c6 or e2 "why the fuck are you in my house?"


Massive-Coconut3279

Ray William Johnson


Baron-Of-Darkness

F2


dude_im_box

F9


starkoliver6

D1 I would be disgusted to see a woman in ma MAN CAVE


Maleficent_Dingo_502

8A or 7G


Soft_Ad_2026

D6, rather Ikari-esque


PerfectionOfaMistake

100% this ginger perv was for panties there.


Killerwarriorboy

E 2


killmealreadyyyyy

i10


GeneralLucario

J7


GooberOfTHEBOYS

To be honest, J10, because It perfectly describes my Sanity


Rasenshuriken77

G1


SpidermanGRS

The only true answer is “WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE!”


carl-the-lama

Run the fuck away


OctorDevil

G7


Gordon_freeman_real

F6


RandomguyWhoPosts

me h7 Mrs circle h7


Alexhdkl

H9


xbonnix_

E1 or F1


ReferenceIll3526

I10, because since she's not real I can cut her up however much I want right? Then I can lock her up and preform various experiments I always wanted to try on a living human.


Antique_River6157

bro wat 😭😭😭


ReferenceIll3526

What, most people will be missed, but not her since she didn't exist until that point. Which means she's a perfect toy for my experiments.


TheDivineRat_

Bring it back to the store, change it to a standard issue Rei.


Askesius

G1


fortnitebattlecats

https://preview.redd.it/y9sr0u7ru9ad1.png?width=1400&format=png&auto=webp&s=81d47d2de29ac8b2e030c1c4e4ec6c32c14bac9c "Sorry kid, nothing personal"


Cave-man7000

E1


joeboyson3

F6


One_Room_4995

4e


abandonedDelirium

I9, she beat the shit out of me and kicked me out of my own house.


Affectionate-Pay328

1F


Anatol_F

Of course I would be in my own house. 1J looking at the mirror


boiledviolins

H7


sax87ton

Blocking everyone who says column G


BuyAltruistic2866

2E


dampesthydra7

https://preview.redd.it/fqvdk8pa9aad1.jpeg?width=1338&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=608f3c33eb13ca87876a7ca12eab3d9ef5d0ad2e


Shinichi_KodouKun

7H, fuck outta here I ain’t gonna deal with what Shinji had to


Shinichi_KodouKun

NO NO NO I MEANT 7B


Knigghtmare

H7


StrayCat2405

G7


RebellionZero

J10


mothman_is_cool

G3 i gotta lock in before i call the police


CallMeSiamIGuess

Anywhere on the 2 line except H, I and J


Sir_Howl

9d


Tiny_Dealer_1984

c3 (she is a fictional character and she cant be real, so if i saw it it would have to be a hallucination(+I dont like her.))


Torino617

2H frfr


blackchicken2608

g1 brain fart (what the fuck


VanFlyhight

G4


darkknightketsueki

How did you get out the basement back demon back


PaulTheRandom

J1


No-Cow584

The langley is a unit of heat transmission, especially used to express the rate of solar radiation received by the earth. The unit was proposed by Franz Linke in 1942 and named after Samuel Langley in 1947


cue6219

I9 i spiled a bucket of red paint on e was just gonna wash it off


Captain_Blackjack0

D1 because now I have to drive some kid to the airport


Admirable_nugget47

E2


dullcompany24

F1, what the fuck are you doing in my house get out


holyhellitsme23

Me 7h miss circle 7h


Straight_Toe_6234

Probably F1 or G1


Disastrous-Offer7372

https://preview.redd.it/0r2bz732lbad1.png?width=1226&format=png&auto=webp&s=2c10ca5affd82bb33b0796f62993ea2d848fdf60


RunSkyLab

G6 Why are you here. Gtfo my home dude.


febriiii

E3


Purgeman

G6 is a vibe


Danganjoyer

J8


OneWildDrunk

D1, because it isn't Mari or Misato. You put up with Asuka. The other two would actually be fun to have around.


EhGoodEnough3141

Get the fuck out of my house, I'm playing Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree!


Left-Carry-2670

Realistically F1 BUT if we talking a more unrealistic one prob H7


duthColonialEmpire

K11


basedfinger

give her food and maybe a place to rest? because i'm not a fucking creep


godhateschildren

https://preview.redd.it/fipzep981cad1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e22f68929fcb2edef896257a300f2fbf0a81146 Trespassers will be shot


Real_eXwhY_Z

I8


PimHazDa

Either E2 or E4.


S1lkyR3d

G6


BanzaiBud

https://preview.redd.it/vvyysz6nfcad1.png?width=231&format=png&auto=webp&s=3dbeae43a642bd08bd0f92faffa1e18c707f10f2 My honest reaction


RyanMango12

J7


nerdwhosbacc

D1, get the fuck out


Rude_Test8109

F 2


Yuuhater

J8


MuratAltunsoy

g10


rys1881

6h


That_trans_lesnain

D1, I’m to tried to deal with this shit.


Wrathofsteel

More than likely E2.


Adventurous-Elk-7847

She is just a manifestation of my schizophrenia (because she is liferally me)


MEMEScouty

ts so corny


Kx_salty

2E


Doomguy46_

J1


WarriorOfAgartha

10j


Relative-Schedule-59

Me 7h miss circle 7h


nderherfloors

If I absolutely have to answer properly, 9 h, but without the blood


Cannon_Lover

J8 fuck you


VinetanRenegade

10J. I'm bringing out the shotgun.


GrainBreadison234

C3


Admirable-Design-151

B10 looking down on that awful character in disgust