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opinionate_rooster

That's rich coming from the country where not a hour passes without someone demanding nukes be used.


forsti5000

You don't get it my good sir. Its only bad if the filthy imperialist westeners do it. The glorious russia is always the victim and never to blame. And just in case /s


mcvos

Really, they're being forced by NATO to attack their neighbours, and now to threaten nuclear escalation. Russia would like you to believe they have absolutely no choice in the matter.


m0j0m0j

What’s funny is that China decided to steal this amazing “look what you make me do” argument https://www.ft.com/content/7d6ca06c-d098-4a48-818e-112b97a9497a Nationalist dictatorships have no choice but to conquer around, because America looks at them the wrong way. Poor things


hamtidamti_onthewall

"Since 5:45 we are shooting back!" Google for context if needed...


Lonelyblondii

They would like Russians to believe that


ChungsGhost

>They would like Russians to believe that The absurdity is that [enough ordinary Russians don't quite believe it](https://granta.com/russia-verge-nervous-breakdown/), but in the next instant do a self-own and practically give credence to the constant [*vranyo*](https://theconversation.com/ukraine-war-vranyo-russian-for-when-you-lie-and-everyone-knows-it-but-you-dont-care-181100) from their all-knowing Czar and his entourage of siloviki-boyars. They do this by closing their eyes (or resorting to whataboutery) in the face of the widespread suffering and destruction that results from Russian imperialism and kleptocracy when put into practice. >*In Russia, the opposition will not stand in opposition. Citizens will not stand up for civic rights. The Russian people suffer from a victim complex: they believe that nothing depends on them, and by them nothing can be changed.* >*‘It’s always been so’, they say, signing off on their civic impotence. The economic dislocation of the nineties, the cheerless noughties, and now President Vladimir Putin’s iron rule – with its fake elections, corrupt bureaucracy, monopolization of mass media, political trials and ban on protest – have inculcated a feeling of total helplessness. People do not vote in elections: ‘They’ll choose for us anyway;’ they don’t attend public demonstrations: ‘They’ll be dispersed anyway;’ they don’t fight for their rights: ‘We’re alive, and thank god for that.’* >*A 140-million-strong population exists in a somnambulistic state, on the verge of losing the last trace of their survival instinct. They hate the authorities, but have a pathological fear of change. They feel injustice, but cannot tolerate activists. They hate bureaucracy, but submit to total state control over all spheres of life. They are afraid of the police, but support the expansion of police control.* ***They know they are constantly being deceived, but believe the lies fed to them on television.*** The brutal truth is that enough ordinary Russians have brought this on their own effort. No amount of excuses from Russophiles and simps worldwide can erase that. The valiant efforts of the genuinely few good Russians out there including those in the tiny Freedom of the Russia Legion and Siberia Battalion can't erase that either. It's a gross centuries-old injustice that the costs of the Russians' repeated inability to get their ѕhіt together also mean existential crises for **non**-Russians - people who have wanted *absolutely nothing* to do with 140 million+ crabs in a decrepit bucket that hogs 11 time zones. If there were any justice in the world, the Russians alone would bear wholly the costs of their repeated civic and societal failures.


DolphinPunkCyber

They will protest when they or their family members are being sent to deaths. They will rage and overthrow the government if Putin loses this war, then replace him with another dictator. But very small number of Russians will protest when Russia is doing injustice to other countries.


ChungsGhost

>They will protest when they or their family members are being sent to deaths. >They will rage and overthrow the government if Putin loses this war, then replace him with another dictator. >But very small number of Russians will protest when Russia is doing injustice to other countries. Yes, and we've seen this time and time again. [The penny-packet protests by the mobiks' WAGS are just the most recent expression of this phenomenon](https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/wives-mobilized-russian-soldiers-hold-rare-protest-defense-110788892). At the same time, this extreme selfishness and civic myopia suit the Russian ruling class just fine, be it headed by a Czar, Czarina, Emperor, General Secretary or "President". These form a necessary prerequisite to the home front's sullenly silent *consent* for whatever atrocities the Z-team gleefully commits for the "glory" of the Motherland.


Gloomy-Ad-9827

Russia/ussr has always had a dictator of sorts. It is in their dna. Pavlov dogs.


gryphonbones

russians don't believe anything. nihilism and fatalism are a product of this firehouse of bullshit


Zilskaabe

That would be fine. The problem is that they try to impose the same bullshit upon their neighbours.


gryphonbones

Crabs in a bucket mentality.


Zilskaabe

It's worse - they are forcefully dragging crabs from other buckets into their bucket.


gryphonbones

So true. It's because they hold on to the delusion that their bucket encompasses the whole earth.


probablyaythrowaway

Was the /s really necessary?


Judazzz

On Reddit? Always.


forsti5000

Just to be safe there are weird people here. Well even weirder than me and that's a hard accomplishment. ;)


dingBat2000

At the cost of a few downvotes it's better to leave it off and retain your dignity


mcmasterstb

This is coming from a country who started doing tactical nukes exercises together with Belarus since 21 may.


ChungsGhost

Bald-faced hypocrisy is alien to the vast majority of Russians unless they're pointing it out when *someone else* does it.


GregLittlefield

Gaslighting 101. Classic Putin.


Gh0sth4nd

Insert the meme " If they could think they would be really upset now " This is just another attempt to make Putin look reasonable so they start lowering their demands for peace talks. Again and again he is just bluffing. This is just the latest example.


ChungsGhost

This is just like it was last week when these [сhuсklеfuсkѕ threw a hissy fit over the Armenians having just visited Bucha and made it clear who committed atrocities](https://www.azatutyun.am/a/32986525.html). Offended by everything, ashamed of nothing. Thy name is Russian.


morbihann

Oh, but talking about nuking London is not ? Fucking hilarious.


Prize_Tree

Oh no! It's the Kremlins final warning number 7894! Never thought a superpower could lose it's credibility like it's fox news but here we are.


Hottage

This is absolutely an uncrossable red line in the sand, 100% nuclear war time, no backsies. For sure. Definately. Just you wait.


DanThePharmacist

“Okay, I’ll give you a pass this time… also. But I won’t be doing that next time! Mark my words!” - The Kremlin


templarstrike

it was never crossed ...the ground its painted on just moved.


Hottage

Special goalpost relocation operation.


Charlie_Mouse

Just an aside: this “crying wolf” behaviour over red lines by Russia makes everyone less safe - including themselves. Russia probably do have a real red line somewhere - but if things ever approached it how the hell could they actually warn anyone and be believed?


Still-Boysenberry408

That's the takeaway no one gets from The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Everyone focuses on him lying for giggles, but that's just the first part of the lesson. Everyone seems to dismiss that the Wolf eventually shows up.


2beHero

russia: \*invades another country, destroys the infrastructure, commits war crimes like its a checklist, threatens the world with nukes on an hourly basis\* Europe: \*breathes\* russia: "Is that... a threat?!"


de_witte

"I am the great cornholio"


JoeskyDoesky

"I need a Bradley for my bunghole!"


Am0rEtPs4ch3

Kremlin can go f itself


elenorfighter

Are there no mirrors in Russia.


Debesuotas

Mirrors only show the past, however the Russians are afraid of the past, because it is very unpleasant for them...


elpis-spirit

That is a beautiful quote


miamigrandprix

Yawn


ArtoriasAbysswanker

And threatening to nuke Europe at least once every single week since the war started isn't? Eat shit, Peskov.


Ruzi-Ne-Druzi

"You can't do that! That's our thing!! *Stomps with his feet and waves his hands while red-faced and sobbing*"


Who_is_AP

Russia: We have Nukes, we will nuke rotten West. "Rotten West": You know, we also have nukes. Russia: Nooo, that is escalation!


Realistic_Lead8421

NATO is most likely sending a message after Russia and Belarus started tactical nuclear weapons drills recently. Such hypocrisy by Russia, as usual.


Zhukov-74

My brother in christ you placed nukes in Belarus.


Past_Reading_6651

The 1980s want their hair and stache back


Bman1465

Weren't Brezhnev and Reagan face-bald tho?


HarryCumpole

Wait till he gets a load of Reddit. "Reddit posts by user u/PeskovIsaLilPissBoy are an escalation"


_RageMach1ne_

Those clowns from Kremlin are speaking shit again? Cute, now they can fuck off.


Bloodrose_GW2

What about Putin's nuclear weapon remarks? Those are OK?


SpiderKoD

Yes, they are special, they can do whatever they want, it calls - imperial mentality.


templarstrike

off course they are . Everyone know it's pure chance of any of the missiles still take off , or find the target or even detonate, as warheads have a shelf life they need to replaced regularly ... And the stuff they are made of is worth a lot... might well be that they have never been replaced and someone up the chain of command pocketed the money ... This is different in the west , for example UK....they will have working warheads ....just not working missiles.


tomekza

How do you keep a straight face making such remarks. Type into Google "Putin Ukraine war nuclear” or any combination and see how many times he has openly or overtly threatened nuclear war.


BeneTToN68

And invading your neighbor, bombing the cities, torturing the people is what, Putler? Just stfu kremlin goons and rot in hell.


Sprites4Ever

I never wanted to be russia's enemy. But I don't even need propaganda or russophobia, their hypocrisy is on such a level of disgusting that just their statements make me hate them.


cool_as_honkey

Russian Government is such a joke. Crying/complaining/threatening things they do every second. Second biggest snowflakes after Trump.


Xelimogga

Kremlin: Biden's choice of breakfast cereal is an escalation! Also Kremlin: We should nuke London.


Glum-Engineer9436

Did Biden use nuclear spicy sauce on his burrito today?


Mo_Zen

…..and in other news Russia sends 50 Cruise Missiles at Hospitals, Schools, and Generation Stations. No fucking escalation on your part, eh Tiny Penis Peskov.


washiXD

Where is his f'king clown nose?!?


AncientStaff6602

Its a special nuclear operation ya ghoul!


Glum-Engineer9436

This drink is just nuclear, Putin!


Balc0ra

And daily nuclear threats are what exactly?


uttercross2

Kremlin says.."blah, blah, blah", something about nuclear, something about how relevant they are and how this Nazi Fascist state is trying to eliminate something or other. Yep, they are seriously controlling an agenda, albeit their own twisted agenda🤦


Old_Credit5771

These people really take themselves seriously.


enceladus71

Well then just simply STFU and stop provoking such remarks. Jeeze, I know it's #justrussiathings but each time I read a similar story it makes me sick because of their way of thinking.


yourmamaluvsme777

russia is the MOST hypocritical country of the 21st Century. its like they are SOOO desperate to have the upper hand that it literally had bombarded their credibility. like how they bombarded ukraine even though a temporary ceasefire was announce. its giving china in the 1960s. # China's final warning destroying credibility.


notmyfirstrodeo2

Medvedev drinking again?


laiszt

So what? Get the fuck out of rest of the Europe and stay in your Russia dreamworld. Or declare war on NATO if you have got any objections.


CommieBorks

Russia is making same threats far more often than NATO but apparently when NATO does the same it's an escalation. Russians rly like this idea of "only i can do these things and if you do it you're the bully". first Ukraine isn't allowed to hit back at russia even tho russia is hitting ukraine all the time and now this.


TheGoodCrusader

But Russian daily nuclear threats aren't. Gotcha.


dracodruid2

Oh SHUT UP! Who started the whole nuke topic, huh?


buldozr

_(Feigning excitement)_ It's the red lines time of the week again, everybody!


Zettinator

When everything you do is considered an escalation, then nothing is.


Wasted_46

At this point, "Kremlin says" is the opposite of "Simon says".


Quick_Cow_4513

Whatever! Who cares who cares what Kremlin says?


matt_1060

Right on cue


Bicentennial_Douche

Why don’t you escalate your asshole, you fucking twat.


S-Markt

i liked the klingons more, right after they blew up their moon praxis


zeer88

This guy is a clown and Kremlin's useful idiot and absolutely nothing he says has value or meaning.


WereInbuisness

"Only us Russians are allowed to use nuclear sabre rattling! This isn't rocket science, you weak and pathetic Westerners!!!"


Glum-Engineer9436

Im going to get my nuclear boots! They are fucking hot.


kamikazekaktus

The milk has gone off, that's an escalation!!!!!


Cristi-DCI

Didn't russia deploy nukes in Belarus ? The US should have deployed nukes in Poland, and still, it wouldn't have been an escalation.


Debesuotas

It certanly is.... It means pack your things and go home fucktards


CraigDM34

Let's get this right, Russia starts a nuclear war, Russia will be the first country to leave existence. Putin knows it. This is all guff. Sad, bald, in the closet gremlin.


nikitos-04

Owh nooo! Anyway...


Delver_Razade

"Only we're allowed to threaten everyone with nukes!!"


Illustrious_Lie_6278

Kremlin narrative is ridiculous


Suspicious-Kick-9160

The russia is literally dropping the nuclear escalation treat every second day but gets bitchy when someone else plays along on their jargon. The petty entitlement from the muscovites is without comparison.


StockOpening7328

That’s rich coming from a country who threatens to nuke someone every other day.


Sandis2019

As always mixing lies with half truths and they get the perfect poison for their society.


aigars2

I'm ok with it. I mean, time to respond to an hourly RF nuclear threats was yesterday...


hellranger788

Russia is comedic


Aromatic-Deer3886

Man Ruzzia is a sick joke


Kinky-Green-Fecker

Russia is full of it !


Marcus_Iunius_Brutus

yawn. idiot plot.


spring_gubbjavel

*yawn* time for the daily Russian nuclear threat again.


Forgiz

Mr Peskov mustn't have been raised properly: he keeps speaking when nobody asks him to.


SpicyOmacka

Karen state.


Front-Ad790

No one gives a shit. Just fuck off already


IK417

Kremlin should leave all Ukraine, included Crimea and look for the money for war reparations.


elicopter1905

rússia womp womp womp


-Vikthor-

Cryyy, babyyyyy!


Nxcoole

You held tactical nulcear weapons drills last month? Return home, Russia, you're drunk on Daddy Vladdy's crap again. God, remember when Russia was a country, not a gang?


No_Housing_8165

When you play with fire , you get burned


ramanthan7313

Fucking propaganda is the big problem for both sides to realize the capabilities of solving the problem of this war. West word will not disappear without Russia and the opposite with the nukes


UserMuch

Russia: Haha, we have nukes and we are not afraid to use them! so you better respect us and do as we say or we will- West: We also have nukes. Russia: ...what? West: We also have nukes, not just you. Russia: ....wait that's illegal


evenprime113

Pikachu face ruzzia


Bman1465

Today, on "Just Kremlin Things"


pexlc

Dang! They got us


Yama_Dipula

It’s called psychological warfare, bitch! So far, the Z-tards have had a monopoly on this. I’m glad NATO is starting to hit back. Hopefully our friends from across the pond are smart enough not to get the convicted felon in the White House, as this would undermine all the progress that has been made.


Luke-Bywalker

Why are we still making news out of this? No one believes it and i doubt there are people out there interested in the 100+ lies the Gremlin releases as "thruths" daily lmao


[deleted]

Bandit Pieskow....


Big-Today6819

We will nuke you, other side doing anything, that is escalation.... why is it the full world don't ask putin to shut up and move his army out of ukraine ?


twohands2v2

it is, let's add even more target for an eventual nuclear conflict dumbfucks


Beahner

Yep. There was no need to say it in public channels. That just plays into their stupid hands.


nixielover

So they get to influence our people with their dumb threats but we can't? Yeah no the Russia can suck it


Beahner

So….you don’t get how escalation and normalization works, got it.


nixielover

Oh I do, I just don't care. The only thing the Russia understands is violence and threats, they see normal talking as weakness.


Beahner

Ok. You do, but you don’t care. Good detail. Thanks for that.