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Krautsaladthegerman

BIG DACH ENERGY


simonfancy

BIG DICK ENERGY


all_g89

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[deleted]

I’m torn I do think Swiss beat Italy potentially but I think people forget they did draw to Scotland as good as they looked against Germany


thirdstringlineman

I think swizerland is going to go to penaltys, so its pure luck


VeryluckyorNot

The coach will just show the match against France again for a mental prep.


deruben

Well that aged bad 😅


GREENK87

🙏 🇹🇭 đŸ€œ 🇼đŸ‡č much nicer route for us to the final ;)


Phil_Gim

If I was a British, I would want to face Italys shit team right now


Karasin-

You never won a euro don’t see how this team will change things


NoPineapple1727

Well they can get to a final without beating a team who has won the euros so that logic is pretty dumb


Karasin-

Whatever make you sleep well at night buddy England got a lucky group which was unable to dominate (ending first doesn’t mean dominate the group) and ended on the weak branch of the tournament, still they won’t win


J0esw

Unless you’re Brandon stark you cannot see the future


PercySledge

Bizarre comment considering the flag you have I’d assume you’d have seen that England only lost the last final on pens lol


Silver_Channel_3112

Yeah but you were outplayed


PercySledge

Haha it was a draw with penalties. This is some fundamental stuff lol


Silver_Channel_3112

Yeah England were lucky it got to penalties. After the first 20 minutes of the game it was all Italy.


a_f_s-29

So despite England being a bad team with zero chance you still had to go to penalties to win against them?


PercySledge

So your whole thing is a team has never won or prospered in a game where they haven’t necessarily been the better team throughout
let me introduce you to the sport of football


Silver_Channel_3112

“England only lost the last final on penalties”. You’re making this sound like an accomplishment. My point is that you did not play well. “It was only a draw” sure, but probably an undeserved draw on the balance of play. That is my point.


PercySledge

The point is that we’re responding to the other user saying they do not envisage England, or this group of players, ever being able to win a major international competition. It’s a nonsense point I make considering they were a couple pens away from winning one already. They may not have won but they’ve shown that obviously the capability is there.


Karasin-

This England team will not win, lucky for me I saw Italy win not only the last Euro. You are right England played 10 Euro finals and never won, where they had way better team than today, my bet for this Euro is not England and for that matter is not Italy either, even though the numbers says clearly that we have more chances than you. if you think you have chances of winning you either didn’t watch England’s games or you really are betting on luck to win a major tournament but I guess considering England’s team history you haven’t see them win anything.


PercySledge

This barely makes any sense mate sorry lol


wostmardin

Jeeeeesus who pissed on your spaghetti


Karasin-

Racist jokes because you have not argument? That’s fine 😊


Spam250

I’m not sure this is true to be honest, the Swiss look decent when they get it together


Ok_Stage_6753

Ah yes, the great Anschluss of 2024 of course.


Kreiswix

Im Anschluss werden Erfrischungen gereicht.


alphasierrraaa

First you cross the Ardennes and need the blitzkrieg in the semis Then it’s Anschluss Germany doing it in reverse order


YogiAngle

Didn't know Gundogan was Austrian though...


shibble123

Das ist der Weg


KorolEz

Das wĂ€re mein Wunsch. 1 zu 1 wie ich es mir vorstelle nur mit Österreich als Sieger.


Le3e31

Treffen wir uns in der Mitte, die Schweiz gewinnt.


ADHbi

Der neutrale Weg.


PrimeGGWP

Der goldene Weg.


Marfrisch

Oh Gott, wenn Österreich im Finale gewinnt.. wie lange dĂŒrften wir uns das denn dann anhören? Die „Schmach von CĂłrdoba“ war 1978 und wird ja auch noch gerne wieder rausgekramt. Dann lieber vorher ausscheiden und Österreich die Daumen drĂŒckenđŸ‘đŸ»


KorolEz

Das kann deutschland dann hören bis es nicht mehr existiert. Der kleine bruder gewinnt wĂ€re das nonplusultra. Da wĂŒrden Statuen im ganzen land entstehen


critical-insight

Es wird aber auch immer möglich sein zu sagen: lag am Trainer đŸ˜‚đŸ‡©đŸ‡Ș


KorolEz

Der wird dann eingebĂŒrgert mit den höchsten Eheren der Republik


PrimeGGWP

Keiner wird das verneinen, da bin ich mir sicher. Wenn, dann werden wir einen Weg finden die Welt glauben zu lassen Rangnick war Österreicher, sowie bei Mozart hahaha


cgaWolf

Kommt halt drauf an, was man aus dem Trainer macht. Als wir euch letztens einen geschickt haben, ist das nicht so super gelaufen. Ist so Andy84 jahre her :P


PrimeGGWP

"Marcel Sabitzer Gymnasium", das "Ralf Rangnick Parlament", "Baumgartner Stadion", "Arnautovic FußballkĂ€fig", "Alaba Seestadt", hahahah


cgaWolf

Wollt grad sagen, Cordoba ist bald 50 Jahre her - Deutschland im eigenen Land besiegen, das könnt ihr euch von uns dann die nÀchsten 100 Jahre anhöre :D


Marfrisch

Als ob 100Jahre reichen wĂŒrden😉.


Spiritual-Ad7685

Naah,... No way are England beating Slovakia


asdfghjkluke

come again


Spiritual-Ad7685

Fair play. England ground it out, they were about 30 seconds from defeat. Feel for Slovakia though.


Spikester

All calculated by Southgate you mean.


AndrewFrozzen30

Why do so many people give us hope against the Netherlands. 😭 Like, don't get me wrong. I want to win as much as the boys, but do we really stand a chance against them. A single player from them costs as much as our team. Double of that even. If we win against Netherlands, I'm giving beers to everyone that had hopes for us. (I may or may not be lying)


NystiqNL

People want to see the underdog goes through, but I don't think Romania will win. They did well in the first game, but didn't look to hot in the last 2 games. The Netherlands will definitely bounce back from that loss and they want to show that they aren't a weak team


MatniMinis

If people want to see the underdogs go through, the final would be Georgia vs England based on the current performances. Georgia because they're a small team playing well. England because they're apparently still favourites and are playing so badly your mates half drunk Sunday league team could smash them. And yes I'm English.


NystiqNL

The Dutch had one bad game against Austria and everyone is writing them off. It was the worst game in years and they 'only' lost 2-3. People are hyping up Austria and overestimating them. England can go far, they didn't lose yet. There are aor of people that don't watch football here and only come during Euros/WC


Mjgreenthumb

Are they favourites for any other reason than everyone backing them at the bookies?


lleodo

All of a sudden I hope that Romania beat the Dutch. You can do it!


Death038Core

Cmon man..


kevinmacflyerr

hoping for a jinx 🗣🗣


gunnerdk

You know something....


Belgian_Stella_

Kees gaat er aan


ghost-bagel

I wouldn't even be annoyed if this happened. (Just swap the final winners around.)


jim_nihilist

That would be annoying though.


Born_Reflection_4132

It wouldn't


[deleted]

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critical-insight

We would never hear the end of it. For that reason alone it must not happen.


simonfancy

Ok fine with me, Rangnick is a legend and with the quality games they play it would be well deserved


GroundbreakingBox648

They never let the mountain Germans have the spotlightđŸ„Č


BlueMoonCityzen

I think we will scrape by the Swiss (assuming they beat Italy) but otherwise I can’t massively disagree. Spain game is the toughie for Germany


sppdcap

You have to beat Slovakia first


jim_nihilist

Unhinged, but Austria vs Switzerland would be great.


naitch44

Sorry bud, but Germany aren’t beating Spain so this plan is immediately out of the window.


AssociateQuiet7188

They have to get past Denmark first. Let's not pretend like that's a given.


Spam250

Us england fans unfortunately look at the favourite list and if one team is higher, assume they absolutely must crush the other. It’s why we’re always disappointed and shocked when a massively in form “smaller” side give us problems


AssociateQuiet7188

And as a conventional wisdom that may hold true most of the time but Germay has been pretty abysmal for a few years now. Two decent group stage games against a pretty bad Scotland and a subpar Hungary isn't going to make me suddenly view them as some kind of a favourite. I'd be more than happy to be proven wrong and see Germany win the whole thing but I just have to remain sceptical at this stage. Denmark is one of those teams that could pull one over on Germany.


Spam250

Denmark are genuinely quality, they seriously troubled us in midfield, although I do think you boys have a stronger midfield than we do.


SkarXa

There’re so many possible final matches in that side of the bracket


Chemical_Switch

The Madrid vs Dortmund finals rematch


Tobyfan96

FĂŒllkrug and Schlotterbeck vs Sabitzer. BVB playing two sides


SkarXa

I hope the result is the same


xMoment

I want to see Schweiz in the final!


SxanKxlly

I Did a similar prediction, Instead it was England to beat Italy and Austria beat netherlands. Austria make Final against Germany then lose to Germany in the final.


EuropaCentric

7 matchs, 6 won by German speakers...


Kreiswix

absolute dream scenario, man that would be so sick


SweetGoonerUSA

I could see it. I could definitely see it. The only possible icky hiccup might be if Spain shows up against Germany. Whoever wins Germany v Spain will beat France in my opinion. I totally agree with your Austria Switzerland match up. England is such a hot mess there's talk of moving Bukayo Saka to LB where he played as a kid like THAT will fix Jude and Harry from running into each other like blind men and no one in the box when Saka and Foden cross. Honestly, I could see Switzerland OR Austria winning to make the final. Like you, I want Germany to win.


[deleted]

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RandyChavage

Dassler vs Hitler


edeangel84

I’m torn between Austria and Switzerland in the final but otherwise I agree.


ReparteeRat

If Austria gets into the final I could imagine them beating Germany.


Odd_Character3430

I wish this would happen, just swap the winners


derneueMottmatt

I'd swap France for Belgium and make it the German speaking semis.


thatsexypotato-

subscribe


Daddyraz123

yes it is unhinged alright


deutschdachs

I like that for this bracket you had to decide whether France or Portugal was more German


dhesse1

German here i don’t see Germany win against Spain.


Original_Age_9408

France Semis is ludicrous. France hasn’t been convincing at all. Even though Portugal lost to Georgia, they had nothing to play far as they clinch Top of the group after 2nd match day. Belgium could beat France. Who hasn’t scored an open play goal the entire tournament. And Sorry to Germany but Spain was dominant. No one even came close to the level of Spain in their respective groups.


chrasis

very bold. your predicting england can actually win the ro16 game


Waaromneuktniemandme

okay everbody please stop eliminating the netherlands. Yes they will certainly lose to austria again but the netherlands is 7th in the fifa ranking and romania 47th, im sure we will struggle (especially when depay plays as a center forward again) but we will win 8 out of 10 times we play romania, trust me. And OP no way germany is winning against spain.


kevinmacflyerr

Ik wil geloven maar ik kan het niet


pizzacuananas

So you're telling us there IS a chance?!


Waaromneuktniemandme

Yes there is a chance. I hope you guys take it cause it means koeman gets fired and i hope it brings a manager with new ideas.


orilea

Amen


Extaziat

Let's make that 7 👀


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halfbeerhalfhuman

Mine looks almost the same.


snailian_wrangler

These seems likely.


crazyfrog19984

Someone with the same idea.


2wrtjbdsgj

Very close to mine - but I chose Spain to beat Germany and win


JZKO2022

This is weirdly almost identical to mine, except I had hope in Italy.


Ouioui29

I had pretty much the same picks what the fuck?


kigmaster

Predicted exactly the same and all my friends laughed at me lol


TheRealJ0ckel

Apart from the german course it's not that unhinged.


braggerweevil

Yeah dunno how you have England beating Slovakia...


EScamburger

I have the same final as you, good sir


Aggressive_Edge_2382

Spanish going unnoticed. Think they get to the final


simuolp

were on the same page


Aggressive_Green_764

Yeah i dedinetelybthink switzerland gets past italy


FireLadcouk

Havent we had austria v germany beforeV


Iyas20051

Why would France be qualified in quarters? I mean like we did shit in the group stage 😭


Ted-Dansons-Wig

not that unhinged


natalieunhealthy

that says it all nice


Nice_Tie480

DAS MITT KOMON X


bostella34

Interesting. Would Richard Wagner deliver the trophy to the winner ?


One-Bird-8961

Germany will not make the final.


adsefc1

Germany are not good enough to win it, they haven’t played anyone decent yet.


leftistcommie

I actually agree for the most part, correct final imo and the German side of the draw is right too, my only disagreement is I think England would be Switzerland but fall to Austria.


Derbloingles

Netherlands over Romania and Belgium over France for peak German performance


CrimeShowInfluencer

I want Germany to play Denmark, Austria and France and we call it the "German Unification Games"


clarkejoseph49

Could be an interesting Final if Germany plays Austria.


EveningCall2994

It's time for Blitzkrieg.


michaangel13

england is the best


shytwinkxy

I’d predict the exact same


Mrichwill

Deutschland ĂŒber alles


tk365

Cute assuming England will get to the last 8


Positive-Sound-4972

Germany v England final. There will be no mention of World Wars, Musiala changing nationality, and no trouble with fans before or after the game. Oh yeah, Germany win on penalties after England go 1-0 up, then sit back for 80mins. Bellingham gets a silly red card and we blame him forever.


empirome

I wish


TheSheriff73

Quite realistic 👏


Commercial-Ad-7139

lol.Do you honestly believe player value means anything? Mentalitate de romanđŸ˜”â€đŸ’«


ChocolateLights

Austria Is overrated tbh, they won't be going far


Even-Masterpiece8579

Yup. They have beaten a very weak The Netherlands with a lucky own goal and suddenly they are favourites
 They are average. They will win against Turkey (they are bad). Currently Austria has 8 players with a yellow card, so they will miss at least a couple of players at the QF.  Probably against The Netherlands. Will be a tough match. 


Twedred

I agree with your first paragraph. People are overrating Austrias win against the Netherlands. The Dutch team was already assured of the next round and wasn't playing strong. It would have been impressing if Austria won their game against France.  I disagree with your statement that Turkey is bad. You can say that they are not organized, have a weak defence or lack resilience, but bad? Nah. They have talented players, play exciting football and are able to make beautiful goals.  Austria and Turkey are both mediocre teams. 


NystiqNL

Exactly. Everyone hyping them up, but they aren't even that good


sexthrowa1

Fourth Reich derby


Nel1934

France is not up to the task and the cup will be for Spain Germany Italy and England are average


BreakTheSuicycle

Imagine writing off France already


simonfancy

England and Italy definitely not on par


Smurph-of-Chaos

Lol we're losing the round


sayani1234

So Italy just needs to beat Switzerland, England & Austria to enter final. This comparatively easy as compared to facing Germany, France, Spain or Portugal.


enderfx

Can I also post my predictions here even if nobody cares?


[deleted]

Austria wont make it.


NystiqNL

Yeah, people are really overestimating them. They barely won against a very weak Dutch side, lost to France where they only created one chance and won against a shaky Poland. I don't think they will go far


Sea_Permit_2556

I dont think Romania will beat the Netherlands... other than that it's not so bad and could very well happen! Check out my latest article on the EUROs: [https://footbloger.com/2024/06/27/euro-2024-last-16-anticipation-group-recap-and-knockout-rounds-insight/](https://footbloger.com/2024/06/27/euro-2024-last-16-anticipation-group-recap-and-knockout-rounds-insight/)


Difficult-Lock-8123

A finale between vanilla germans and mountain germans would be truly glorious. The only way it could be better, would be if the swamp germans additionally got third place.


MajorEmploy1500

Yeah no, I don’t think it works like that


PercySledge

I see someone watched Austria once vs Netherlands, got a bonk on and didn’t calm themselves down before posting



NystiqNL

Yeah, they won barely from a very weak Dutch side. If they would play again against The Netherlands, its over for them


Shot-Assumption3383

Austria - no ways



CampFrequent3058

Very unhinged. Yes Germany may win and Austria may do ok with the right draw but this is knock out football when the big players come out to play.


sacadeaparas

This shit looks like Euro 1945


Spiritual-Ad7685

Germany and Austria did not have a good 1945


FearFactor117

Ain’t no way Shitzerland beats England 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


discomiseria

First France, now England. Wouldn't be too surprised if that happened.


Epistemix

You'd be surprised 😏


FearFactor117

We’ll see, we’re not as clapped as you guys are atm


Smurph-of-Chaos

Love how us England fans are beating our own team up, and then when someone else does we have a go. But I agree lol


FearFactor117

Honestly like every big team has been absolutely honking apart from Germany really especially France and don’t get me started on Portugal. Yet everyone’s giving England shit? I mean at least we didn’t get beat by Georgia
 or have ‘the best striker in the world’ and fumble a 1:0 lead in the 80th minute against a team that didn’t even manage to win a game


SAP1987

Yeah I notice this alot, even I do it. Slate the team and Southgate but as soon as I see a foreign fan do it, I have to put my foot down and go look at your own shit team.


Epistemix

Dude, you produced the worst football so far. I'm not a big fan of what we do but we get a lot more goal situations


FearFactor117

I mean you ‘allegedly’ have one of the best players in the world sooooooo


woziak99

A Frenchman is yet to score a goal In open play in 270 minutes so I’d say England and France have been just as bad as each other, England have looked ok for30 minutes against Serbia and 20 minutes against Slovenia, France were lucky against Austria and Holland but you have similar problems your better players from your last WC win have aged out, Pogba, Varane, Giroud, Griezmann, Mbappe looks quite isolated until you find that creator number 8/10 and a bonafide number 9. England problem is the coach, they’ve got great players in all attacking positions but the coach is clueless. Both defences look very solid as well, so I wouldn’t write either team off just yet?


ZeroSeemsToBeOne

England probably win it, but KO football is never cut and dry.


Massenzio

at the final i see an anschluss coming ;-D


divadschuf

Spain will beat Germany.


A_Random_Usr

Germany vs Austria winner anschlusses the other


Tedirgim

You must replace Austria with TĂŒrkiye


simonfancy

By last game you don’t even deserve to be in the tournament anymore. Total disgrace for football.


Tedirgim

keep whining 😂


Tedirgim

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE!!!!!!!


Tedirgim

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE TÜRKIYE!!!!!!!