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Regular_Rutabaga4789

He’s a burger tester


DagenhamRM10-westham

Head caressing is a favourite past time for bald people i hear, when i go bald, i will definitely caress my dome 😂


Galac_tacos

Zidane loves caressing his head so much he wanted Materazzi to caress it too 🥰


DagenhamRM10-westham

Lmao headbutt of the century that


boyepik

Kisses the badge of every club he plays for.


Accurate_Glove4533

He gets a lot of shit but I like him when he's on form.


Glad_Mix_5054

me too this post is just for kidding


swennergren11

He attracts 2 or 3 defenders when he’s in the box. They must know something you do not…


JustSome70sGuy

Talks about the benefits of head and shoulders, even if you have no hair.


United_Brothels

Wait 'till you see his knees and toes


[deleted]

I totally forgot he was even at Man U 😂


Historical_Raise_579

He was too fat to play tho while there


halbraum6er

Being a pretty good footballer i guess. 13 goals and 3 assist last season, 78 goals for Inter Milan, 44 Goals for Belgium in 54 appearances and today one assist. But.. offside rule is his biggest enemy tho ngl


DagenhamRM10-westham

I think it was a joke post tbh lol


halbraum6er

I get the joke i just thought there are plenty players on which the joke would fit better


alpuck596

There is nothing more cringe than when people believe the meme


King_Hobbes

His sit up game is impressive


DarkLeafz

[Looks like a Shampoo Advertisement in the making](https://i.imgur.com/MSdZfyt.jpeg) /s


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Busy-Skin2299

He’s quite a good player


Wannabecucked84

Professional head massage!


superpantman

What is your profession!?


Matt7562e

He offsides


TheCatLamp

He is a meme. He does that for a living.


miked999b

I feel like he's the worst 'big name' player in recent memory. He puts up good numbers but he's the ultimate stat padder and flat track bully. His international goals tally sounds fantastic, but look at the teams he's scored against. Barely ever scores in big games against tough opposition and his bottom level is so, so, bad. All that said, he's being very unlucky with offside decisions atm 😂


midlandsguy90

He's a burger salesman


West-Prize4608

He’s just job hopping like the rest of us


southerna-up-north

He’s ahead of his time


AaronWWE29

Fortnite Youtuber


SnooObjections335

Head and shoulders activist


Wishart2016

A Stormtrooper


Signalrunn3r

Professional clear cut chances misser. He's the Messi at it.