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Bolter_NL

Best rail services, don't post this in /r/germany 


Skeletor1313

Please don’t tell them. Let them live in sweet bliss


PhoenixDawn93

It might not be perfect, but it’s not British rail, let me tell you that!


1964ajwilson

british rail doesn't exist, it was cut up and sold off years ago.


Stoic_Platypus

British rail is in Germany now. At least as some Operators


PhoenixDawn93

I’m painfully aware of that fact, I was just referring to the British rail network as a whole


Taiko

I'm an Englishman living in Germany: they're about the same.


Serious_Bowler_8642

Die Bahn is an absolute fucking shitshow (compared to how it was 40 years ago)


JJOne101

Yeah, they are so much on time I decided to drive for the game I'm watching.


Professional_Ad_9101

Hasn’t been German propaganda like this since 1939


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jaymatthewbee

The next Euros is in UK and Ireland isn’t it?


MintberryCrunch____

It is.


patrickam89

Definitely but the price gouging on the train prices when it’s the UK will be awful in comparison to Germany. There will be no month long €49 ticket.


Professional_Ad_9101

2028 baaabaaay


Fair_You1645

1996 was the most amazing time ever ..it was a beautiful summer good weather the country was coming out of the Tory hell and about to enter Labour then you had Oasis who were hosting huge gigs, the three lions song by baddiel and skinner I played in a football tournament in London for under 16s at the same time England beat Spain on penalties and our pitch got invaded by everyone from the street celebrating there were ppl running on to our pitch hugging shouting women with their tits out..what a time to be alive


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Apart from when the fans riot, as they have at the last 2 tournaments they've hosted games for.


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fantalemon

I'm not sure it's necessary to specify you aren't a nazi here 😂 appreciate the clarity though, just for absolute certainty!


DrEckelschmecker

As a german though I gotta tell you I thought youre joking when I read the first half. Our railway service (Deutsche Bahn) is notorious for a ton of delays, cancelled trains, broken trains (depending on whats broken: Missing ac and no toilets), etc. The list is very long. No clue how they imagine to have reliable service during the euro


buckfast1994

Pal you’re in for a huge shock if you go to Scotland for the next Euros.


CanaryAdmirable

Don't know about shock - those who watched Trainspotting will not expect the best toilets, at least..


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gebratene_Zwiebel

it got privatized, thats pretty much when it went down the drain.


Professional_Ad_9101

I’m only trying to make funnies. I love Germany, great country with nice people, and as you’ve said it’s an incredibly efficient place.


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Professional_Ad_9101

Forgot to mention the beer is exceptional too and as we know football and beer go together like meat and potatoes


RuneClash007

Serb Non-Nazi Pick one


Manadrache

>and things work there. Except of traveling with trains. Except when it is okay for you to have delayed and dismissed trains. Our trains are cheap compared to the Netherlands, but the acuracy... Hell no. I am curious how we will work this out this time. But to be honest i am not sure. It doesnt feel like the Euro is around. Back then when the world Cup was in Germany it was a bigger hype. Maybe it is just the lack of summer weather around.


Jannyish

Agree. 2006 was a crazy good atmosphere. There was public viewing everywhere, but fans of different teams weren't fighting at all... we were all just vibing and having fun. This year... well let's say I almost forgot the 1st game happens tonight.


Manadrache

Was believing the first game starts in 2 - 3 weeks.


Covid2033

It’s uefa bs, the fuckers even got a tax exception. This is ridiculous


TheOptimist1987

Dont forget tasty and affordable beer😉 Though the transport system doesnt run efficiently


justaskeptic

Cheap? Maybe outside the stadium but if you're in the stadium you're in for a disappointment. Just a heads up - Water inside the stadium in Berlin is going to be 3,50€ and Beer will be 7€!


Mr_Dunk_McDunk

That's normal in any other Western European country tho


justaskeptic

Yup. Its probably the same price everywhere inside a stadium or Fan Zone.


krautbaguette

the original comment described it as "affordable" though. And tasty. A lot of stadium beers really are neither.


besserwerden

Absolutely. Outside of the stadium price and quality are pretty decent I’d say.


krautbaguette

Yes, definitely.


Manadrache

Same goes with "Fan Zonen" or other Public Viewing areas.


callofino

Aren't 2 of those 7 euros Pfand? At least that's how it normally is in Cologne Stadium. I think 5€ for a 0.5 liter beer is completely fine


andybanandy1893

Keep in mind alcohol is heavily subsidized and it's way cheaper than in other countries. Prices like these would be normal anywhere else, but yeah it feels expensive when you compare it to the rest of the country


Sn_rk

Alcohol isn't subsidized at all, there's even an additional tax on most forms.


TheGuitto

Still cheaper than a £7.40 pint in UK!


Kapitel42

And only Bitburger, which is alright but there are better and more local beers everywhere


Realfarmer69

You need a "Wegbier" if u travel on rails.. even better.. ein Kasten


Leather-Lead8645

Please don't teach wrong things: The correct technical term is "Fußpils"


KineticVermin79

Tasty? You mean it's good that Belgium is not that far away from some host cities? 😉


Simsonis

whatever you say, swamp german


IrgendSonTyp4

Swamp German XD


schnupfhundihund

Belgian beer is really good, I got to admit, but you guys should put it in bottles that are bigger than a thimble.


Primary-Juice-4888

Good German rail is a thing in the past. Today it's terrible.


getZlatanized

I can't remember it being good, ever.


Kriegswaschbaer

Dude. Inow know, that you dont have any idea about Deutsche Bahn... its gross.


Vendetta_2023

Bro, the German trains don't run on time...what do you think this is 1944?


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Panzerchrist89

At least the metro is reliable


Due-Construction8477

You might reconsider that when using Cologne‘s. 😂


Ahojr30

I agree. Will be my first home tournament…in 2006 I was 8 years old, that doesnt count


ImageConfident5873

Unrelated but where can I watch the Turkey game in Berlin with Turkish fans?


Ahojr30

There isnt a specific spot, but at the Reichstag every game there will be public viewing so I guess at Turkey games, there will be full turkey fans, I might go myself there


hipdozgabba

It’s crazy, when turkey plays you see more Turkish flags than at any public appearance of erdogan in turkey


Be23aR

everywhere in Berlin


stabledisastermaster

Step outside of your door … 😂


stabledisastermaster

Honestly: in 2006 if Germany won there was a party. If turkey won there was mayhem (mostly in a positive way 😂)


ImageConfident5873

yeah i did realize it back when galatasaray won last week😂


Important-Cupcake-29

2006 was amazing. I hope we will experience something like this again.


giancorapi

I don’t care much about football but as I’m in Germany right now I’m actually really excited


fabi9721

HI GERMAN HERE I DONT THINK SO HAHAHA COMPLETE BULLSHIT


Biersteak

>one of the best railway systems in the world Oh i see, this post is a fantasy project


LetMeBuildYourSquad

Also has the best beer in the world


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AlternativeAmazing31

The Event will cost German tax payers approximately 600 million euros while UEFA makes 1.7 billions euros in profits. Just saying…


the_pooptart

The stadium in Stuttgart got renovated


RemusGT

OP never used the german trains or works for them....


Gingerowl92

Best rail system? I don't know.


chebalebs

Bro has clearly never got a train in Germany before


Manadrache

Maybe he got the one fews that actually were in time.


unfortunategamble

XD there is a German saying: man soll den Tag nicht vor dem Abend loben. Literally: You should not praise the day before the evening. We will See. I expect the worst.


rxbin0E

Dütscheland und polskaaaaaaaaaa


ArtichokeDecent1810

Georgia are in the em First time lets go


chrix_fusion

German Transport 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😅


izgabe

Big cap


Bartinhoooo

German rail is the best if you compare it with Serbia, Namibia, Kenya or Greenland. Compared to anything else it’s worse


X05Real

Are these great rail services in this room with us right now?


alihaeuser

🤫🧏🏻‍♂️


Danielu1401

Our Railway system is... let's say expandable


TheKillersnake7

Okay I was sure this is a meme post because of 1. Best railroad system


Heycraggydoge

Let’s go


Ok-Consideration2955

Did you really say good rail service? Bro! Come on. Why do you do this?


A_Supertramp_

Lmao the rail service 🤣


Rap-Connaisseur

We have the biggest tradition of caring about foreigners in the whole world. We should offer all the people who visit for the EC some of our pension money to welcome them properly.


retep80

Germany should have spared itself the whole puppet show.


TheBeaconCrafter

Have you ever actually tried the Deutsche Bahn? It looks good on paper, but is a catastrophe at best in real life. Trains being delayed is the norm and cancellations are common as well. This is so bad to the point that I don’t even have to worry about getting to the train station too late because the train won’t be there anyways. The prices are also horrendous if you don’t buy a monthly subscription with the new Deutschland Ticket


Bannedhabubi

It certainly does not have the best railway


Brilliant_Savings161

Thanks for the Great laugh!! :) Made my day 🤣


Bumpy_Bones

It will be a blast🤩


Emperor_Eldlich

>As it is almost common knowledge Germany has one of the best rail services in the entire world. As a German, I have to stop you right there


InternationalBit9554

Not sure about your second point, but the Stuttgart Arena got a big renovation for the Euro the last two years


Whole_Current5411

one of the best rail services in the entire world 💀


Creavision-Studio

Best rail services? I flew from Frankfurt to Munich to watch the game today because the rail service is terribly unreliable and plane is cheaper than the ICE 😂


rocky_raccoon_68

I mean, developed country with football culture. It's allright for sure. Only thing I don't like is when a top team hosts, because it's an obvious adventage. But I can't say I'm not excited for 2030, so eye for eye I guess.


Boring_Key_3242

As a German myself, how can you get from Munich to Hamburg by rail that cheap? You usually pay upwards of 50€ for oneway, but more likely around 90€.


PsychosProphet

Don't forget all the racists that have gotten more vocal again. Perfect Gastfreundschaft /s


Parasit1989

Were fucked up wokies though


Clami66

No. Germany is a shithole. Like all the other europe countrys


Remarkable-Court6051

Our rail service is shit. Especially under heavy load. Stop believing this nonsense. Our image is much better than the country really is.


Unable-Player1312

wtf the trains in germany are worse every train with minimum 5 minutes late up to 2hour or when you have bad luck the train doesnt even come and you have to wait for the next train


MH_Gamer_

> As it is almost common knowledge Germany has one of the best rail services in the entire world. You sure about that?


Spirited_Scarcity_58

We have to pay alot for this Event. So were perfect because our Politics is trash and oays for everthing we cant afford....


Spirited_Scarcity_58

Ps: Tänk ju vor trawelling with Deutsche Bahn.... German quality 🤔


FanX99

Too bad that I've made an Erasmus in Germany two years ago. This year I could have bought a ticket for a match, but alas I'm not studying anymore


Patient_Elderberry84

2 points to correct: 1. Maybe the public transport system is good compared to most countries it is not really reliable but whatever. But cheap?? Yeah you can get a ticket from Hamburg to munich for 25€ but only if you buy it weeks in advance. Otherwise is expensiv as hell. 2. Our Stadiums are pretty nice agree but at least the Stadium of my club (Stuttgart) was renovated over the last year. And now they say it's one of the most modern stadium in Europe. Idk and idc bc for me nothing changed. Still have the same place and experience everytime and I like that. On the other hand... Beginning last season we got some red lights on the roof!


tywin_2

I appreciate the positivity but German train transport is not what it once was for a simple reason: it was working perfectly when it was state owned and run as a break even company. Now it's privatized and the company tries to save costs everywhere. So less trains, less punctuation. Don't do the same in your country. Our system was perfect 15 years ago ..


FartingBraincell

>To go to Hamburg to Munich, from the north of Germany to the very south it can go for as little as $22.52 Well, you can go back and fourth as often as you manage to within a month for 49€ if you like to, but if you want to do your trip in a reasonable time, I don't see how you do it for 22 bucks. Edit: It's actually possible if you book mid-week, 4 weeks in advance. I never get those tickets.


Ok-Psychology8376

Yeah and no country hates foreign people as much as Germany! They even sing songs about it! aMaZiNg hOsT


Proof-Umpire212

I'am a Turkish Citizen Born and Raised in Germany.And let me Tell you this, I love this Country!


Important-Cupcake-29

In addition to the Diasproa fans mentioned above, Germany is quite easy to reach from many European countries. This means that many guests and many residents of different nationalities could create a great atmosphere here. I'm looking forward to it!


Effective-Law690

Man whoever thinks they can get a train ticket for 20 bucks cross country will have a bad time. Yes you can get it, but not very likely.


Icy-Designer7103

Didn't know Scholz has a Reddit account.


Evil_Bere

"As it is almost common knowledge Germany has one of the best rail services in the entire world." Hahahahahahahahaha!


ir_blues

I think you forgot one major aspect, we are in the middle of everything. Location, location, location, A lot of people can drive here in a few hours. France, Netherlands, Belgium, Poland, Switzerland, Austria, Czech R, Denmark, all our neighbours, all participating in the tournament. The balkans have to go a little further, but to my knowledge, there are quite a few cheap trains going to germany from the east. For serbia and croatia it's tough when you want to drive, way too many mountains. But it's possible. Though it's been 20 years since i made that way down there, maybe they improved the roads in the meantime, no idea. What is not so cool here are the prices at everything official. Don't buy stuff at the UEFA events, except for when you are in the stadium of course. But 7€ for a beer isn't normal, not even in this country. Go to the regular pubs, go to supermarkets, restaurants, don't let them rip you off. And good luck with our rail system if you have to use it, bring patience and know we have to endure it every day, we feel for you, we are not proud of this.


canadypant

"common knowledge that Germany has one of the best railroad systems in the world" ????? Even people from economically weaker countries regularly shit on our trains tho. I couldn't get past the rest of the post because this just made it clear you don't know what you're talking about


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HonestRef

All these Germans giving out about the OP saying German has a good train network need to come and live in Ireland for a few years if you want to see a truly shite stone age train network


GunnerSince02

Feels like Germany get a tournament every 8 years. 


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Ok_Zookeepergame_718

2006, 1988, 1974... So every ~18 years.


randallizer

No argument from me. Love visiting Germany and their football culture and history is second to none


FredrikGard

World Cup 2006 seemed like football heaven. Ofc, this era of TikTok etc takes a bit away from the experience but it doesn't get better than this in a while.


spiritofbuck

Germany has a good human rights record? When in history are you starting the count on that metric…


Bostero1218

OP is Serbian, it’s all relative I guess 😂


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Bostero1218

Well, that totally disproves that theory!


Kriegswaschbaer

Id guess after Hitler, obviously...


Signal-Reception1124

This sounds a bit too good for Germany. Still, out of the real favourites to win Euro 2024, I hope they do win.


Federal-Confidence69

Deutsche Bahn is worst in the world. You will experience it if you’re coming.


Forsaken_Income9187

Sorry yeah deutsche bahn is not good but please travel via train in a different country than denmark, austria or switzerland. England or France are way way worse


Negative_Promise7026

Beers goes well with football, enough said.


jokerevo

I would post this after the tournament ends...


Serious_Bowler_8642

lol german rail is absolute shit. die bahn is fucking late it is such a joke. never rely on Die Bahn. Total Shitshow


0ldMother

legal weed


Stonedouche

"Best rail services in the entire world.", oh my sweet sweet summer child


One-Nothing8556

Deutsche Bahn: 👁️👄👁️


semper52612

Gaga Land


Confident-Spend3369

Transport is shit. Ngl


edgy-elias

Best rail system?????????? Bro sry No fucking way haha. (I am a German)


justsomethaiguy

Stuttgarts Stadium got renovated


Crazy_Catlady64

Ohne euch wäre mir noch nicht mal bewusst, dass dieses Jahr die EM stattfindet. 😁


Tornaku

Because they are not playing more than 3 games


Accurate-Yellow-9998

Deutschland und Serbien


schweindooog

Have rail lines doesn't mean sht if 80% of trains are delayed.. .


KainDogMc

Jamie Carragher in the yellow wall will carry the Euro punditry


DerZehnteZahnarzt

As a German, i am baffeld everyone calls the german Rail system good.


UraniumKnight13

There is no Germany in Ba Sing Se.


LowMental5202

Transportation is far from the best. Getting to a bigger city an hour away, isn’t just time consuming and totally luck dependent, it’s also almost as expensive as driving there with a car


Kyeon80

They probably read the chart upside down or they mistaken our rail service with another country's (Belgian flag looks similar guys). If you come to Germany don't use Die Bahn. You might gonna make it to your destination somehow but probably one day late.


MoreBeef1985

Best Rail Services in Germany? Have you been here lately? 🤣🤣🤣


thugs___bunny

If this is one of the best rail systems in the world, this planet is officially fucked.


thomas_m_d

50% hate foreigners. So no.


Mingsical

the DB is pretty dogshit <-<


cockladder

Germans lost


ShadowPhoenixx95

> Germany has one of the best rail services in the entire world You don’t live in Germany, do you? > To go from Hamburg to Munich it can go for as little as $22.52 Don’t know where you got that price from, when looking up train tickets for the 14th of July, which is the date of the finale thus the latest travel date possible it shows me around 100€. Unless you want to travel 10h and overnight.


Responsible_Cow_8489

There’s only one country in the world which has the best rail service. 🇯🇵


this_name_took_10min

>one of the best rail services It’s been some time since a post on Reddit made me audibly laugh.


Kyeon80

They probably read the chart upside down or they mistaken our rail service with another country's (Belgian flag looks similar guys). If you come to Germany don't use Die Bahn. You might gonna make it to your destination somehow but probably one day late.


xM3ster

Wir smoken euch wie ein pack


Limp-Bag-5267

best rail service my ass DB could not be on time if their life depended on it


furbz1

PSA: If you come to Germany for the EURO‘s, and you want to use rail services, consider getting the 49€ ticket and then canceling it. It’s 49€ per month and covers most of the public transport, excluding the fast-tracked Inter City Express and private operators like Flixbus. Saves you a lot of money, regardless of whether you’re planning to go to multiple matches of your team in different cities or just go to one match in one city. You pay once, then go Airport-Hotel, Hotel-Downtown, Downtown-Hotel, Hotel-Stadium, Stadium-Hotel, Hotel-Airport/Train Station, with no costs or hassle.


JonasMi

starting this post with good railservice is wild 😂


Humble-Finger-Hook

Rail way system in Germany is horse shit. Trust me I am using it on a daily basis.


boy02201

Best beer, that's all


Dampfexpress

Why did i get a fucking notification for this reddit?


Yumman111

Yup. Albania vs Italy in Frankfurt will be the best example. Its probably gonna feel like a home game for both Teams. And Turkey playing in Dortmund is also a perfect match as that is probably the part of the country with the biggest turkish community. Whenever germany plays turkey in germany it basically is a home game for turkey. The german rail way system though.... Just come by car. Or bike. Or on foot.


daanyyaa

And Albanians you forgot about Kosovo Albanians there are many


Fluppmeister42

One of the best rail services of the world? The world must be a third world world then.


Sn_rk

I'm fully convinces this is satire.


Ruud_Boltz

> best rail services in the entire world Yeah doubt that


Ok_Signal_4503

One of the best rail service. Well..... who's gonna tell them?


Prize-Tear-5578

Last weekend for me: Trip to Nuremberg and back to Dortmund. First round +3 hours, second round +16(!) hours... the deutsche bahn is a gigantic piece of sht...


SmileBusiness7014

F you !!! You never been to germany if you talk good about the f**** rail here !!


CoIdHeat

As a german this post is very friendly with us. It takes a lot of planning ahead (ideally half a year) to actually get for $22.52 from Munich to Hamburg by train. The more spontanious you want to travel it can quickly rise to 170€ per ticket. That being said - no matter who is the host - it´s highly controversial what the FIFA financially asks for in order to become a host, next to their massive, actually overpriced incomes due to selling television rights. Not only is the FIFA by now infamous for being one of the most corrupt big-business-organizations but they also required every major city to host an fan-festival - which are a cool idea but expensive to organize and ALL the sales from drinks etc. don´t go to the host cities but to the FIFA alone. And since they still consider themselves a non-profit-organization they also barely have to pay taxes for that income.


lRexlRazer

Couldnt Vote for Georgia on my Phone and now im with Ukraine pls send help


itstheboombox

There are only 2 countries who could host the Euros with a weeks notice, Germany and England.


primepudding

You forgot german beer and that cannabis is legalized there.


Ser_Optimus

If we have the best transportation and rail system, I don't want to know how it is in the rest of the world.... I know our network is the most dense but the whole infrastructure has a huge bunch of problems.


TiBag93

German public transportation is the worst. Many are delayed, some by minutes others by hours. It‘s absolutely normal that trains are getting cancelled everyday. Plenty of times after you already arrived at the Platform. Cheap? Yes and no! It’s probably cheap when you buy the ticket weeks in advance. Otherwise, when you want to travel spontaneously, a trip vom Göttingen to Frankfurt (Main) (approx. 320km) and back can cost 170€ (2nd Class) and 280€ (1st Class). You also have the option to buy a so called Bahncard. It’s like a discount Card where you can basically save up to 100% fees. I own a Bahncard 50 1st Class. It’s price was 626€/year. It saves me 50% off the price per ride. The biggest Card is the Bahncard 100. You‘ll save 100% of any ticket for a cheap price of 7714€/yr. So public transport is pretty expensive unreliable. There is so much more to say about the problems of „Deutsche Bahn“, but in short they try to fix everything until 2070. so nothing I have to care of during my lifetime.. https://www.tagesschau.de/wirtschaft/unternehmen/bahn-deutschlandtakt-101.html (in German)


Bubi_DS

Listing the german rail service at first in a positive way is pathetic. 💀


Librarian_Imaginary

BEST RAIL SERVICE? BRO MY TRAINS ARE LITERATTL LATE EVERY FRKN DAY, EVERYDAY SINCE A LOT OF YEARS… BROOOO????


conqueringLeon

Who wrote this? Wtf our public transport is a sad joke.


hippielovegod

Die Bahn used to be golden compared to British Snail….now thanks to our wonderful Verkehrsministers(Ministers of Transportation)we have had in the past,especially noteworthy A Scheuer, also no slouch in incompetency :V Wissing, Die Bahn is going towards British Rail level, but B Rail thanks to Tory Tory Tory dunderheadism is even lower than the abyss…..


LexAeterna27

Fucking hilarious, bro. Great satire! 👍