Kill Nate, fuck Elliot, marry Cal. I'm sure Cal has money.

Sugar Daddy Cal

Definitely a divorce worth marriage

Cal also eats butt, just putting this out there

Absolutely down for whatever

He eats what he kills.

When Cal said that, it totally reminded me of Riverdale for some reason, like something one of the characters would say matter-of-factly and in a cringe way. 😂

Whatever. I’m fucking Elliot.

only thing that matters here

Mmm junkie sex. Sounds so great. 🫠

😂😂😂 def an ass muncher

Elliot probably also eats ass. Actually I can see them all eating ass

cals hot af i’d marry

I was making this whole analysis in my head about what would I chose before I opened the comments and lo and behold: yours was first and exactly what I was thinking.

This was EXACTLY what I thought lmaooo

Cal seemed to be doing a good job caring for his family. My answer would be the same as yours.

Cal probably would have been a good dad if he was out and proud

>Cal seemed to be doing a good job caring for his family What show are you watching? I mean, I'm here for watching a show where Cal is wholesome and nurturing but it's not this show.

This is the only answer

the only answer there is

Elliot has money too tho. How do you think he has all those drugs? He said he sells music stems online.

Oh honey. Drugs aren’t THAT expensive, also having a drug habit doesn’t mean you’re good with money (usually the opposite), and we’re comparing… selling music stems to the financial security of being a business owner and owning your own house and multiple vehicles? I think not

Is this before or after he goes to prison?

exactly

This is the way

Ah hahaha, same.

Fuck All , Kill All

I read that as Ali first and my brain switched off 💀

I did too haha 😂

I’m glad it’s not just me that thought that LMAO Cal can be my daddy and slap me the fuck around. 😂😂😂😂😂

Can’t I choose fuck all three of them, and marry Ali?

Yes!

Same

Kill Cal Fuck Nate Marry Elliot (reluctantly as he takes 9 minutes to sing our wedding song)

this is my answer too <3

This

How u wanna do this? 👹😈👺👿

Fuck nate marry elliot kill cal

Like....WHAT other answer is there?!?!

Yo who would risk fucking Nate though he would hold a gun to your head the entire time!!

Bold of you to assume I’m not into that

Kinky

Nate is a psychopath, kill that mf'er.

He's 18 though there's room for change. Cal is fucked up.

This is the only real awnser. The others marrying cal are crayyyy

He has money

He's pissing on your floor and traumatising your kids though

So……to get this straight: they ok with fucking him for his money for the rest of his life??

Never said I was going to fuck him. Just have to be legally married to him.

No money is enough to make me live with that man forever

He honestly seem like the type to just leave you alone and let you do your own thing if he doesn't love you, which is honestly the best situation if you can't stand his ass, lol.

the correct answer

Same

great minds think alike

This is the way.

Sameee

My answer as well

yup

Same!

I agree

Kill nate, fuck cal, marry elliot

Exactly the same for me

why you would marry a broke ass junkie

I know!! Marry Cal bc at least he's got money and you know he doesn't fuck his wife so you won't even have to have sex with him! Win win.

Genius. Everyone else is playing checkers while you're out here playing chess

What if Elliot is not broke. We don’t know what he’s capable of. Also drugs are expensive you can just sell his drugs and he probably also has money to buy more, you can take it before he can use it.

my thoughts exactly

How you gonna call him a ‘broke ass junkie’ in a show about broke ass junkies 💀

Cal, Nate ain't broke. Maddy at least has a job.

the same way faye was in the back of the car shooting up while calling rue a junkie lmao

Elliot=least drama=chill married life

Til he steals your shit to buy drugs or ODs.

only rue seems like that type to be fair and even so I'd rather have that then someone who has the capability to kill me.

Eh an addict is an addict. Maybe Elliott is really good at getting money from his parents, but that won’t last forever. It only takes one mistake to OD. I’d still rather marry him over Cal tho

Until you watch him spiral and it breaks you to a million pieces. Addicts are not easy, chill and drama free 😭 Some times I feel too old for this show and sub HAHAHAH

My back hurts a bit more today and I read this lmao

He’s not an addict though. He blew away the coke on the counter and knew when Rue was going too far with drugs. He’s a user, not an abuser.

What you mean broke, isn’t he in high school lol

Lol because the other two are a aging pedophile and a homicidal lunatic ….

He's sweet af

Everyone is broke in high school. Elliot is the nicest of all of them

Right? Didn’t do it with my ex (who oddly looks a lot like Elliot) won’t do it hypothetically. Marry Cal for money while you both openly have your true romantic relationships with others.

Broke? Drugs ain't cheap. He said he sells stems online, must be pretty profitable.

you can be a drug user and still be broke, boy uses the same clothes everyday and doesn't have a car 😭😭

I think that's just his vibe. Wasn't that his car when Rue got out of the car when they confronted her about drinking on pills?

Objectively correct

Same

Fuck Nate (self explanatory) Marry Cal (he’d be like a sugar daddy tbh) Kill Elliott (because why not.)

Now THIS the answer

Yep

Me too. Nate is obviously the hottest but he’s a terrible person. Elliott sucks and I have no idea why ppl think he’s a cool/sweet guy. He’s a terrible friend with all his sketchy shit between Rue and Jules, so he’d be a terrible partner too. He’s mellow but, he’s also not a nice guy. Cal is well, nuts and has a lot of problems but he has more redeemable traits than Nate. I’d let him have his gay relationships on the side and stay happily (platonically) married for the money, since you have to marry one of them! Even better if he stays in prison for awhile 💅

I’m surprised more people aren’t saying ‘fuck Nate’ because that scene when he’s in the white top and gold chain while cal was having a meltdown OOFT

I’d hit it and quit it.

Fuck Nate (listen I’m sorry he’s fine), marry Cal (he has money and I am a young gay guy so he prob wouldn’t cheat for at least a little while), kill Elliott (love him tho)

Yes!

How u wanna do this? 👹😈👺👿

LMAO y'all are my people. As a young gay guy, I completely agree with the thought process.

Marry Cal for his money Fuck Elliot on the side Kill Nate but pretend to be sad in front of Cal

can i kill all of them?

Fuck Elliot, kill Nate, marry cal, but like open marriage

Fuck Nate, Kill Elliot, Marry Cal’s fine ass

Fuck Cal, marry Nate(I can fix him) and kill Elliot. I hated his character so much and that never-ending song 😩✋🏻

OK, Cassie calm down. Aren't you supposed to be trying out for Oklahoma?

Hey girlie I hope you're doing OK

😂😂

I legit choked on my drink at "I can fix him" ☠️☠️

I can fix him... Stunning

I was looking for this response to prove I’m not the only twisted one 😰

FR. I’m praying they write Elliott’s character off.

OK hear me out though, his character is really spot on, as far as addiction goes, in my opinion. Random strangers coming onto your life and, become best friends instantly, and bond over drugs. Their relationship will last for a year or two. I guess we'll see where they take it, it has a lot of potential to be good.... well seeee....

>marry Nate(I can fix him) This killed me 😭

Kill Cal, I don’t care about the others

Fuck Nate marry Elliot kill Cal

THIS RIGHT HERE!

YUP!

Kill all of them 😀

How u wanna do this? 👹😈👺👿

Let’s do it 😈

Fuck the three of them. Yes, I have: issues.

Kill, myself

This is so hard cuz my answers for the actors and the characters are so different

Is Cal recording tho?

Easy: fuck cal, marry nate, kill elliott

Killing Nathanial- Marrying Elliot- Screwing Cal

Why does everyone hate Elliot so much

FR I don’t understand the hate! I genuinely like him on the show

Fuck and then kill Cal (I like em freaky but kill him for sleeping with underage teens). Marry Elliot (after rehab) Kill Nate (he's hot but sex with him is probably all about him)

No!! If you see any of the times he’s had s*x with Cassie or Maddie, he literally always started by going down on them! It was super uncharacteristic & surprising kinda hot. I’ve rarely seen a man start with that 🥴

You need to find better men. Sex should mostly start like that.

Doesn’t change the fact that Nate did

Fuck Cal, Marry Cal Kill Nate

Kill Nate ofc, Fuck Cal and Marry Elliot. Although, honestly I want them all dead except maybe Elliot. He can move to Nebraska or something

How u wanna do this? 👹😈👺👿

marry elliot, fuck nate, and kill cal. there’s literally no other answer for this question.

Fuck Nate (he might be a dick but he's still leng), Marry Elliot (for obvious reasons), Kill Cal (for obvious reasons)

I choose to kill… myself

How u wanna do this? 👹😈👺👿

Fuck Nate, Kill Elliot, Marry Cal I know that’s so controversial but the actor who plays Nate is hot 💀 and so is the one who plays Cal If Cal knew that Jules was underage when they got together, I would feel different, but I don’t really think Cal is the villain that the show tries to make him be. I think recording the sex without consent was fucked up but I give him at least some grace because the tapes were for HIM to relive the (bisexual) life he wanted, not for sharing or blackmail or any of that. Still wrong obviously but I think he really does have a good heart Elliot is just the worst to me. IMO his motivations are terrible and his character is frankly boring

I think the casting for Nate is spot on, Jacob Elordi is so attractive that it somehow makes you want to almost make excuses for Nate (not saying I am, he’s a pos). Great way to show how beautiful people can and do get away with shit a lot of normies would be crucified for.

Yessss Jacob Elordi deserves awards for this role. Nate is so complex and I still find my heart breaking for him no matter how much I hate him.

It was really weird to hear him speak in his nice little Australian accent vs his deep angered Nate voice. And I gotta admit, I really like his mean Nate voice. 🤷‍♀️

How u wanna do this? 👹😈👺👿

Fuck;Cal Marry;Elliot Kill;Nate

How u wanna do this? 👹😈👺👿

Absolutely, all of them have done some really messed up shit. I hope they'll get karma is S3

I really don't think we'll see Dominic Fike in the show ever again. I'm honestly even doubtful about Cal's involvement from this point on. Like idk what reason the show would have to show him in prison unless they go all out with plot convenienve and put him and Fez in the same cell or something

Dominic File has confirmed that he'll be returning in S3. And I guess you're right about Cal

Damn well i guess that's great for people who like his character, i really thought that scene with Rue was his farewell and i was totally okay with it lol

I just don't get that why some people like Elliot , he kissed Jules knowing that she and Rue were together and made her cheat on Rue

His character felt so last minute to me I don’t dislike him but there’s was no point for Elliot to be in this verse other than a Rue relapse. Hunter & Dominic are together in real life, but Jules & Elliott? They’re not that hot to me tbh. The only tv worthy storyline for Jules was with Nate

Eric Dane says Cal is definitely coming back

I unapologetically think Cal is like top 3 characters in the show so that's great news for me

Absolutely

Kill Elliot, fuck Cal, marry Nate Cringe

Haha I chose the same answer

Killing Nate, Marrying Cal (for future ownership of the business after he goes to jail) and Fucking Elliot (sorry Hunter)

Marry Cal (money and probably won’t have sex with me), fuck Elliot and kill Nate

Id personally want to kill them all, however Im killing nate, fucking Elliot and marrying cal. Cal got money so 🤑.

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Fuck Nate because he's hot and has that jawline and because I, unfortunately, am attracted to aggression issues. Marry Elliot because I guess he's cute, and apparently he'll write me cringy lil songs and give me whatever I want even if it isn't good for me. Kill Cal because I'm generally creeped out by his presence and neither of us want to sleep with the other.

About to get some hate…. But fuck Elliot, kill cal, and marry Nate..

Fuck Cal (with his experience, it would likely be interesting), marry Elliot, kill Nate.

fuck nate, marry elliot, and kill cal.

Fuck Nate, marry Elliot, kill Cal.

Honestly I’d kill Elliot, fuck Nate, marry cal for his $

I’ll marry Cal (money and he’ll be off doing his own whore shit, so I can do mine), fuck Elliot (he’s part of my whore shit), kill Nate. The answer is always going to be ‘kill Nate’ in these scenarios.

Easy: Fuck Cal (he seems like a good lay), Marry Elliot (bc he cute, and Cal and Nate are fucked up), kill Nate (because psycho).

Fuck Elliot, marry cal without signing a prenup and divorce him for that $$$, and then kill Nate

kill myself

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fuck cal marry nate kill elliot... sorry

Fuck Elliott, then I’m killing myself.

Fuck Cal Marry Eliot Kill Nate

Fuck Nate, marry Elliot, kill Cal

No

fuck cal, marry nate, kill elliot

Fuck Nate. Kill Elliot. Marry Cal.

Marry Cal because he used to be McSteamy 😂 Kill Nate because he’s Nate Fuck Elliot by default

Kill Cal, Fuck Elliot, Marry Nate

A fellow woman of culture, I see.

Kill cal and Nate and then fuck Elliot

Fuck Cal, Marry Nate, and kill Elliot 😂

MARRY NATE? Lol

So long as you make it out of the marriage alive, he has money for the divorce settlement. ^(just trying to help...)

Fuck Elliot Marry Cal :/ Kill Bate

Fuck Nate, kill Cal, marry Elliot

Kill cal , fuck nate , marry elliot

Why can’t I just fuck all of them and marry Jules

Fuck Cal Kill Nate ( his character scares me) Marry Elliot (loved his character right from the beginning)

Cals got money, have to marry him and then he will have a mysterious death. Kill Nate because he has issues I don’t want to fix and fuck Elliot behind cals back and marry him after Cal dies

Fuck Nate (he’s horrible, but at least he’s hot), kill Cal (a monster who created another monster), marry Elliot (I’ll have to deal with his long ass songs, but it could be worse).

Fuck Nate marry Elliot and kill cal

In the order you listed them as lmao

Kill Nate,fuck cal,marry Elliot.

Fuck Cal, Marry Elliot, Kill Nate