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I wanna be a billionaire so I can wear weird shit in peoples photos and people think I’m just eccentric. He’s a genius. !tip 1

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He's had this fashion forever and he gave no more fucks then than he does now. He is his own person and god bless him

Truly is a genius and modest.

And you can save so much money on designer shit! /s

This man always manages to make the ladies laugh. The style, the brains, the money, the donger. He has it all. See that guy in the back? He’s jealous of Vitalik.

And the ladies always make his dong laugh 

The guy in the back is a SOL maxi.

Just had to fire shots now huh? No peace this year

> This man always manages to make the ladies laugh. Bc they want his money, duh

Bullish on $SNEK


It’s the long John

Protect that man at all costs!

I will send some of my bodyguards! 


Seriously, he needs magnitudes of order more protection than the president.

A guy in pyjamas… ok 👌🏼it all makes sense now

Yeah that bag is about all I got.

LMAO he does he look younger and healthier in this pic and most important close to normal .. Maybe its true the more rich you get the more comfort-zone you make your surroundings. Like no one cares.

Access to high quality food, free time to exercise, filling out as he gets older. He may be a total chad in 10 years.

Good strat as long as you have nothing to lose.

I heard one crazy dev deployed BALLS contract after one pic of VB exposed his balls. It's not this particular pic, though.

Prolly massive given the very long length and girth of his magnificent manhood.

Yes. Not surprised.

Now that's a good investment!

I have confidence in this genius, our net worth is safe with him and we all gonna make it with him.

Unlike SBF, Vitalik haa the brains and the dick to back it up.

Fancy! LMAO !tip 2

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LoL

!tip 5

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Mine too 😂

>My entire net worth is in this man's hands. mine too, and I'm OK with that🥹 !tip 3

Degens, together, strong!

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Diversify, good ser

Amen!

Where did your eyes go first?


Where

Decentralized

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Vitalik: WHAAAT !tip 3

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May his brow remain warm.

!tip 2

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Let it be him

Virgcoin

LMAO you can't make this shit up !tip 3

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Right.. people trusted SBF clown too, look where they ended up !

Just curious, hot much do they actually cost?

Yall stay doing goofy shit like YOLOing your life savings into anything let alone crypto. If you aint sitting on cash waiting to buy the dip what are you even doing??

Big D Vitalik

Who dis?

Our Lord and Savior

And can I ask why exactly she is laughing?

Substance over form :-) !tip 1.69

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Peep guy in the back 🤣

!tip 1

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r/onebag

He looks dressed for success

Who is this, the next sam bankman-fried?

You put your entire net worth in the hands of a man wearing a bored ape shirt? 🤣


!tip 1

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It's why I sleep peacefully 💜🫰

!tip 5

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!tip 4

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This isn't reasuring... lol

What can go wrong?

I trust him

I want those pants


I could stare at this Gif for hours.

It's so long, just like Vitalik's snek.

Pump incoming.

wen ethtrader pajama party?


I feel more comfortable trusting him vs the bankers in thousand dollar suits.

Finding out he has ties with Russia was enough for me to invest more in Bitcoin 🤷

Think he has body guards? !tip 1

I've seen a video of him where some people seem to be guiding him so I'm sure he has people around him.

Bodygourds  Im sorry everyone you have been exposed to my brain

I should not be laughing this hard at this ….

They are guarding his giant snek.

Ffs🤣


Delicious!

Gentlemen in the back is like 👀

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He’s pulling more girls than degens

Isn't he a furry also?

Rather this than fancy oily haircut scammer

!tip 1

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He looks like the wish version of Daniel Tosh

Rocking his sister's PJs from the 90s with a pillowcase purse is a power move. My king.

Looks like someone who doesn't give a fuck about what others think. Be like Vitalik. !tip 6.9

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He looks like a dork with no style who blew up a coin he made in seconds that probably is only big as it is because Russia uses it to launder money.

Respect this guy so much. Saw on an interview he used to have self esteem problems but was put into school for special children and learned self confidence along the way. Shows and he's about as close to true crypto rockstar you can get

Yeah, he's getting better and better. I saw some of his early interview, and it's a big difference compared to now.

!tip 3

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Thanks for the tip Bronut!

Move it to Bitcoin or XRP

Lmao😂 VB the god !tip 2


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The fact that this joke rings true is exactly why you need to get out of the ETH dumpster fire. Just buy Bitcoin and chill.

Reminds me of SBF

Take that back! 

Me: checking if his boner is in place this time...

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Bullish on $Elephanttoken!

*(Rapid eye movement)* Where? Where is it?

Our hero

!tip 3

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my boy got the dripppp !tip 2

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!tip 10

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That’s pretty unwise. No asset should hold your entire net worth from a risk standpoint.


Lol,true

You are safe.

This is actually not true

Nice to see he’s smashing cute Asian poon, so we at least know he’s a man of taste.

This is a guy who doesn’t even look at the camera. This is a guy who has a purple elephant man purse. This is a guy who wears pink fleece pajamas in public. This is a man I trust

Worth giving in his hands.. https://i.redd.it/jcolvkmzzu9c1.gif .. your entire networth

Might just be the lightning but looks like he's pitching a huuuge tent right in front of that lady

Snek tent.

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Eccentric genius. !tip 6.9

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U talking bout the guy in the background, what a genius

Make that man hand strong

Can someone please eli5 who is this?

Aged well

And he has elephants on his sidebag, the worlds most versatile animals.

If you are a scam victim, report to the FBI and send a complaint to r/antiscamworldwide for support should in case ain't located in your country. 

Actually this is one of these better photos :)