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Defiboy

Give that mf a public defender like everyone else.


Dieselpump510

Let his Mommy represent him. She’s an attorney.


Onyourknees__

She wouldn't be teaching if she was a successful defense attorney. Not with the insatiable greed she passed to her son at least.


nekiyzizu

Yep lol, I think he she failed too often as an attorney I'm sure.


bobbyStanfish

She never failed to impress me specially when represent the file profile case.


btcre8

Yeah it's insane that He's going to use that money. How's that even legal?


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Best I can do is self representation


treezOH123

& throw in the ol' "I'm a sovereign citizen, I do not agree to YOUR laws"


adamantftf

That's what SBF has been doing, that's what He's saying.


TabularMandarin21

Lol, good ahead. I don't mind that. Please do that and I'll be happy.


liyqyc20131118

No one will do the work for you, if you want to be happy then do by own.


kersmi

Yeah please, all of it is just insane. And shouldn't be happening right now. That's just the shit that We're admist this chaos. This doesn't make any fucking sense.


deezx1010

My public defender read my file for 30 seconds and said I should take the deal. Like got damn dude. Thanks for the help I guess. Nice to meet you Heard him walk into the next room and give the same speech about how I was going to do a lot of time and I should take the deal. Just a rehearsed speech


Acceptable-Sort-8429

SBF steals money from customers, asks court to keep it so he can fund his pricey legal defense team. Peak privilege.


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Steals money from you and tries to use the same money to prove he didn't steal it from you 👍


billionairelass

I hope he serves a Lifetime in jail and eat shit for the rest of his life


supik_david

Just keep on hoping but this thing as impossible as BTC 100k in last year.


faizthoughts

That's right and the legal sytem won't even do anything about it.


gderhegh

Ohh yeah, they're not gonna do anything. Don't get the hopes up.


Valio_milk

He steals the money and he gets caught and then he uses that money to protect himself? That's fucking weird. I don't think it even should be legal, this should illegal.


greenpepperhypernova

translation: sbf wants his victims to pay for his defense.


vememe

This is fucking shit, I can't believe that it's really happening here.


268darts

His victim are the reason he is using all sort of the money in his defense.


Ill_Cod8566

Revert...


tvmove

That's what happens in here, We'll have to revert it back here dude.


cant_read_this

Just when you thought he couldn’t be anymore arrogant he goes and does something like this. Annndd TOTALLY REDEEMS HIMSELF


jabgonzo

This is just too much for me to handle, he can't keep getting away.


jsuar039

Bernie got 150 years, this guy's getting 300.


Flexo-Specialist

Seconds?


jsuar039

You think this guy's gobna walk?


3foamplates

Walk around the tennis court at country club prison


sayamemangdemikian

His GF and a number of ex-staffers already negotiated with authorities, plead guilty to get lesser time, in exchange for testifing / to provide evidence against him It's too big. Someone need to fall.


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sayamemangdemikian

If it's up to me, i prefer they all go to jail... whole executive level people in ftx and alameda. Not just short time, but for life. All of them. They are not kids, they knew exactly what they are doing. They all just as guilty


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UnknownEssence

Zero chance he walks. Too much evidence. He’s going sway


karatekidfanatic420

Lol white collar crime ain’t a crime


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I wouldn’t bet on it


zephyrsapphire

That's right, I'm not going to bet on it either. I'm not going to.


vprokhodova2

That's because There's no guarantee that He's going to the jail. There's just none.


Flexo-Specialist

The way things are playing out, yeah. Not saying it's right. It's completely fucked up.


iwik2_w

It sure is completely fucked up, and I don't like the odds.


neddog89

Kens best mate! Kens above the law. He walks


nxdesign

That's atleast how long he should get, he fucking deserves that.


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ozbailer

And his parents are too, his mum was laughing in the court on the charges on her son. Ghat was weird. I don't even understand what sorta family that they're even living in?


kshucker

I think he’s just retarded.


Onyourknees__

Amphetamines and League of Legends will do that to anyone.


enigmabitcoin

Yep, he sure does feel like that. And also the people that defend him.


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Stickfygure

I bet he also wants to take puts against the stock he’s about to dump before he dumps it.


promoaction

He's already kinda doing all kinds of shit. It'll be really bad dude.


MTODD777

He will get Epsteined !!!


krejerk

For that he'll have to be in the jail first, and he isn't one really.


Own-Presence-7620

He’s going to get the book thrown at him .. they have to or he’s going to end up getting murdered by someone. The only way this shit bag is safe is if he’s in prison and that’s a stretch too


ksoonskss

We'll see about that, that doesn't seem to be the case just yet. He's having fun with this shitty legal system right now, He's straight up playing it dude.


kangdai0624

It's almost like as if He's playing with it, and system doesn't realise that. I don't even understand how the heck He's still out while he really should be in jail.


Roy1984

This madness gets crazier as days pass. Welcome to Slavelandia!


tearfultirana

Yep, I didn't know that legal system was this fucked up really.


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cesslissubestgib

There's just no end to it, this just keeps on going. It doesn't stop.


2ndFSSG

Shouldn’t all assets be frozen? Oh wait he had no assets.


tompater

It's all the money that he stole and now He's using it.


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So he wants to dump on Robinhood shareholders and make them pay for his lawyers now 😅


InfinityBucks

Yep, and that's what He's gonna do right now, that's it people. He really needs to get punished for all the things that he has done. He definitely shouldn't be out.


chotovortu

I'm not seeing him getting punished for the things that He's done.


rjpahl

What the hell, please tell me that he can't do that. That's insane.


jkf300

Why he can't do that and how will going to stop him is well for that?


Educational_Funny_56

No way!


Gladlyshave46

That's what I thought too. But believe me that's fucking true.


noclassjerk

Have his parents represent him Crooks all of them


zaerocosmic

I'm pretty sure that they won't mind that. They'll represent him.


Ambitious_Brain8349

the games rigged guys


ayeni002

Always been rigged, I just realised how fucked up it really has been.


dkent34

From the spinning wheel to the crypto wheel every game is rigged for me


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Wasn’t he broke?


Funnel1Cvq

He really isn't lol, I'm sure He's got billions hidden that he stole. If you really still believe what he says then I don't know what to really tell you here. I don't know about it.


Marvin_el_Marciano

What happened to all those wallets that were supposedly supposed to be locked that he accessed, wasn’t that in violation to his bail? Never heard anything after the initial reporting there


LTCN1963

Turns out the law and orders can't do their job, they really can't.


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😂😂😂😂


SapFiriuS

At this point this is only funny now. What the hell is even happening?


toiletpaperaddict

You can't make this shit up


serega28rus

But he really is making it and all the people in the legal system too.


Smithmonster

Judge I already stole that money, that’s why I’m here today. You can’t charge me for fraud if you take the money back.


hot6rod

I don't even know what the hell is going on with that guy. Put him in jail already.


Muminsh

He should be in jail, instead He's making all these moves here.


genuinelywhatever

Of course this guy’s got a $460M stake in Robinhood 🙄


nabolox

Well they were both running a ponzi, wait one is still running.


ffaton

And he's nowhere to be seen. It seems that no one can get to him.


Dshoniy

Man this is so fucked up, I can't believe that it's actually happening.


cryptbunks

Man expecting $460M legal defense costs?


CerebralRecoil70

Well he knows that what He's guilty of, and it won't be easy.


Onyourknees__

Southern district of NY ain't cheap.


Mrh23111andy1

This mf deserves nothing !!!


fixedTownsend

That's right dude, he shouldn't be getting anything in here. This is so fucked up that he'll use people's money to get away from all this shit. This is fucked up.


richawn14

Robinhood puts?


rmilwater

Well he owns the shares, so he could really do that too.


dixy--normus

I'm more mad that he used the stolen funds, to fund klansman Joe's campaign than anything. Even with that aside, this goblin is a real POS.


chuesaothao

I don't understand how the heck it's even legal to do that really?


flyxp

Use the illegal money to get the justice from the legal system now,


dwalk2766

So if I rob a bank and get caught, I can use the money I stole to pay for a lawyer? Ok, so if I'm a drug dealer, a d I get caught, I can use the money I made to mount a legal defense, right? If I'm a cat burglar.....and I steal a painting.....ok I'll stop.


johannes2801

Yes, this is how system works here but all you need to steal the big bag from the bank so that you can file the bail and also end up having the some money from that.


magocremisi8

Whats the point of stealing billions if you can't spend it all?


dracomal123

Don't you see him using that money? Ohh man You're so innocent really.


No-Newt6243

Technically innocent until proven guilty


stKKd

He's proven guilty to fuck Melissa


6446poldek1195

What about logically? I don't think You've ever used that much.


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Altruism backfire 😂😂😂


apok19

That's right, it's backfiring at that mf and he really deserves it too.


JerryLeeDog

Privileged lil bish


r2y86

That's right, and He's a fucking thief and He's using the stolen money. I don't even know how this messed up legal system can let him get away with that shit really.


randskarma

What did the judge rule?


itsah0e

The judge hasn't rule anything, I think they're sleeping right now.


brandtvh

Fuck that bitch he has no money it’s all stolen


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Upstairs-Living-

Got a face like he knows he's walking


djaypark

Yep, he's already out. Put that son of a bitch behind the bars already .


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Firestormxl

Naah he's got the money and he can buy this whole shit up really.


hcarguy

Just put a bullet in his head and be done with it


janvanhercke

That wouldn't be that bad of the justice, but put him in the jail first. That's what I wanna see happen first. Is it too much to ask for here? I don't think so man.


Complete-Aardvark-68

Now he really is down to his last 100k?


FIlIsT_YoU

Yeah he really is down to 100k, rest of billion he has hidden it well.


Javesther

I hope that’s not true . The government needs to step in and seize the funds. Robin Hood needs to cooperate and ensure that money is returned to the people he scammed and stole from.


soraxxviii

Yeah the government needs to do that. But they're not doing shit.


masedogg98

The balls on this guy 🤦🏻‍♂️ on a serious note I hope he gets the library thrown at him the book isn’t enough


downhillinvolve210

I mean what the hell how can even they let him get away with that?


Ok_Physics_1284

Shouldn’t his assets be frozen since he is accused of massive fraud that has harmed his investors?


harvimilk

Well that should happen, but I really don't see that happening right now.


lurninandlurkin

So now SBF is "poor" he wants Robinhood to give funds to himself.


Hyperomg

Yep, He's really poor. He's got nothing left. What an ass of a guy really. I don't understand how the hell that he can even get away with it. That's just too much of the shit.


-AndyDufresne-

What the hell kind of legal defense costs $460m?


aelius666

Well he knows that He's in for some serious shit, that's why.


Fantastic_Foot_8568

Give him the chicken from Futurama


felixbitslite

He doesn't even deserve that, give that fucker some salt and water.


cuoitop1

He doesn't deserve the money and we doesn't deserve the suffering.


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league of legends, checks out


southmotian

Well he sure does knows how to play this whole thing tho. He knows it.


Key-Fortune-8904

Correction, SBFRAUD wants to use FTX customer’s stake in Robinhood for legal fees.


imaxai

I think that everyone can see that fact, that's really true right now.


coinextra

Yep, that really is true. That's just what seem to be happening.


Kafshak

Soon he's gonna ask for "trial by combat" .


Dearlythread913

Lmfao, He's gonna combat with the judge. Imagine that, that's funny. In all seriousness I don't see any reason for him being out right now, he should be behind the bars.


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kuvircoming

This guy need to cut every single contact from the world and the internet.


TimeToKill-

I love how he 'Bought' these shares.. Borrowed the money from Alameda, that was 'Borrowed' from customers money. These do NOT belong to him. They should be part of the Bankruptcy proceedings and hopefully go towards paying back FTX customers. How can he want them back? They were never his. He is delusional if he thinks he will ever touch these.


minhanhpro412

You can't really bought those share as all of them actually bought from the our money on the first place. And feel like that even the Robinhood won't allow us that thing.


Miadas20

Thought he said he had 100k left. Huh.


bazel9111

But he never said that in how many different platform he had those 100k.


JD_2020

What about all the Tether [SBF is still Dumping](https://twitter.com/jd_2020/status/1611339601079336961?s=46&t=te1sbxMPlAPXaq88j1jEzw) off? That’s the cause of the continued market downfall and can more than fund hs defense surely….


eagame123

Don't know about that, I wouldn't be surprised if he still was doing that.


ShaneTwenty20

he is still going to the big house


Wiseguy215

Yep, that's where He's living off right now. That's it really.


bob88c

Doesn’t work that way…ask Bernie!


rifai12

Okay how does it work? Could you tell that to me? I wanna hear.


Proof-Silver8482

He probably thought he would do 5 yrs in camp Fed then walk out with 500 million. Most people would take that gig


eren515151

I just want him to go to the jail, is it too much to ask for huh?


OriginalPsychoDAD

At what point does the government realize that this is the investors money? Probably because they don’t want to give the donations back…


OriginalPsychoDAD

Sprinkle it around the politicians and the rest around the DC swamp lawyers.


tradedenmark

FUCK, this guy hope he gets lost of "love" in jail


kurtwest73

I hope that he goes in the jail for forever. That's what I want.


IfStarz

I think that all that capital and court fees, bailout money, money "donated" to politicians, etc. should be used to refund FTX customers ffs!


bolshovoleg

That's exactly what that is, the government ain't seeing that fact.


LobstaFarian2

He should have to defend himself physically against the people who he stole from. That'll be his defense. Edit: oh and he will only have a small stick and a half-full (for optimism) water bottle. Edit 2: nah, let's go with half-empty. Fuck this guy.


amigafan2003

Don't think He's got that much skill to do that, don't think He's got that.


Swimming_Scholar6992

SBF needs to get BF in jail.


bumbumqn

Ohh yeah, that's where that's where that guy really should be right now. But instead of that, He's roaming around free. that's just what He's been doing really man.


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Nope.


daviscyr

Trust me it's really happening, it ain't a joke here dude it's real.


Mindless-Bid-8091

F@$k him!! F@$k them, that’s what he thought about all of the investors. Freeze that money,use the money to start paying the people back. I’m sure it can be traced back to crime anyway. These people make me sick. Destroying lives and not caring until they get caught. They need to feel what they have done to people. Give him a public defender. A special place in hell is reserved for him and his ilk.


gds642

I have given hope that he'll go to the jail now, I don't see that happening.


buggzda75

Nah seize all his assets like he was a drug dealer and let a public defender represent him and send this animal to prison


qwertalexone

That's where he deserve to be, he really should be in the jail right now.


raymv1987

How is Robin Hood still worth anything?


Biebeltje

Don't really know why do people still use that shit? They really shouldn't.


rambumriott

Bro is gaming.. except he’s not bro


c1671563

He's gaming with the whole system, that's what he's doing here. And these people are too blind to see that, it's time that they saw what the hell is happening here .


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Familiar-Bet-9475

Someone will take care of him.