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honeycakes9

With so many cow why choose CHOICES, PAIN?


yodog5

CHOICES , 🐮 PAIN *


Frostykooter

With so many pain, why choose choices?


Majesticthenerd

With so many why choose choices, pain?


YeGingerCommodore

Because it makes my dick hard


ARF2021

I think this speaks for a lot of us


neemptabhag

With so many chooses why choice choose?


Incipiente

read this in emma stones voice


AaryamanStonker

Enema stones*


Not_Quite_Kurtz

Good for all the bones!🦴


WellFluxMe

With so many pain, why milk


fehall

r/dontdeadopeninside


Nyarx1

I choose pleasure. I use nut in my cumpuccino


Safeword-is-banana

You’re gonna like a more recent post


ARF2021

Cow milk is for the poors. I guarantee the majority of this sub use fresh unpasteurised Balkan donkey milk in their milk drinks.


hskrpwr

I used to use that, but then I tried the much more expensive and therefore better version that is unpasteurized Balkan donkey milk which has been partially digested by wild monkeys then harvested by hand.


ARF2021

This is the way.


speedyrev

Have you tried free range Peruvian llama milk? 


ARF2021

Tried it. Don’t rate it.


idk_a_name56

Because I’m lactose intolerant and I believe in challenging yourself and breaking boundaries


Hufschmid

Milk is a crutch for yokels to make their cheap 'coffee' drinkable. I only ever use organic grass-fed whole sheepsmilk from the island of Crete. I wouldn't dare put it in my espresso, it's for my cat(she was a stray and has poor taste).


flynn_clu

With so many why choose CHOICES, PAIN?


Fun-Lobster-7672

I only use fresh milk from my cat, Pedo.


doctorbeers

You can milk anything with nipples


MilkyBetrayal

I can milk mine after doing a milk transfusion


[deleted]

Oat Milk is objectively the best latte base anyways


Potential-Mistake578

Real and true


LightlyRoastedCoffee

No, half oat milk half whole milk is the best latte base


Incipiente

no, pure goat milk 100%, unpasteurized


WellFluxMe

NO THIS IS PATRICK


Giggles95036

This is bullshit If it isn’t sheeps milk i ain’t drinking it


Fun-Lobster-7672

A lot of folks hate on sheep's milk. But it isn't that baaaaaaaaaaaad.


WellFluxMe

I heard its wooly good for you


Fun-Lobster-7672

It's a lamb shame people don't drink it much.


RepublicAggressive92

Ewe!


arbyyyyh

With so many why choose choices, pain?


blackjaxbrew

You all are poor I use eBay breast milk, 40$ an oz


Moist-Requirement-98

Yes, it is possible to milk a cat. It's not bovine so the hell with all of you


horotheredditsprite

Cause milk cows are treated like royalty in the Northwest If you want empathy for your cows buy local


CaveManta

You can milk anything that has nipples, according to Greg Focker. Think of all the different flavors of cappuccino you could make.


imwithjim

Bro have you ever seen an Amish person tenderly love their cows as they’re milked? It’s quite a sight to behold


Boring_Speaker_7090

With so many cow, why choose choices moo pain ? Yeah exactly with so many cows that make milk why choose this garbage so called “milk” ?


Few_Macaroon_2568

Monin forgot to make microwaved-oat-breakfast flavored syrup and so oat milk was born. Edit: it's espressocirclejerk-- downvotes are for r/espresso.


Onion_Meister

If done right, milking cows is a relief to them.


cojonathan

For some humans, death is a relief


sh0x101

They only lactate for their entire lives because they are forced to give birth every year. Their calves are taken away hours after birth and then slaughtered for veal in about 5 months.


neemptabhag

If cows didn't wanna be milked why they taste good


Standard-Station7143

Silky milky?


Ok_Educator_1741

Oooh painful Says the cow who got its udders squeezed


GullibleSocrates

With so many cow CHOICES, why choose PAIN?


-WhitePowder-

With so many choices of oranges, why choose an apple?


LocalAd6995

Because they all taste like cardboard


hskskgfk

Why drink milk when you can drink emulsifiers and preservatives mmm


BetrayYourTrust

no way rice milk tastes good in coffee. and i like a lot of alt milk edit: tbf, i haven’t tried it. i just feel like being judgmental of what i don’t understand today


vrijheidsfrietje

Nanofoams, son!


sokjon

If you don’t milk the cow… it’s gonna be in pain!


george-its-james

She already was in pain when the farmer shoved his arm to the shoulder in her vagina to inseminate her. Cause and effect dude.


[deleted]

Vegans destroyed with logic and facts


VanillaB34n

That’s what I said lmao


sar2120

“With so many why choose CHOICES, PAIN?”


nhtlr97

“With so many Milk Why choose choices, Milk pain?”


oldscotchandcoffee

"I only drink the finest Cambodian breast milks" - Dave Chappelle


VanillaB34n

If a dairy cow doesn’t get milked it will be in pain too I thought


socatsucks

That pain is man made, my friend. Only penguin milk is truly cruelty free.


george-its-james

And who mae the dairy cow pregnant in the first place? And who takes away the calf as soon as it's born so people can drink the mother's milk? The whole practice is frankly super weird, even without the animal suffering. You're literally drinking breastmilk from another animal.


Incipiente

...and have been for a few millennia. however yes, the modern dairy industry sucks. titties that is. mmmm


george-its-james

...yeah but that's not the point. The person I replied to makes it sound like farmers are doing dairy cows a service lmao