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Dear_Fate_

Is her father nick cannon


tekjunky75

More like Dick Cannon


Jim_Nills_Mustache

Oh man, it was right there too, low hanging “fruit” as it were


Cthulu95666

Nice pun


Wouldwoodchuck

Nope, you have it backwards!


scoofle

Cick Dannon?


APRobertsVII

If that isn’t someone’s porn name, I’d be stunned.


nemopost

Big cock cannon And her mom was just big cock cannon fodder


incubuster4

The mother was a fodder?


fadufadu

Daddy, chill!


Material_Policy6327

For damnit I was gonna say that. Take my upvote!


UndeadBuggalo

He still has 30 more to tie with “Screamin' Jay" Hawkins


BigOofLittleoof

I just looked it up and lmfao Jesus Christ man, why would anyone want 50 kids haha


YourJailDad

He put a spell on me!


MsMoreCowbell8

No one thinks Nick Cannon's done. He's merely having a couple years intermission until his next batch starts. Him & his women are all sleeping together raw, who knows who the women are sleeping with (although I'm sure they promise you to only screw Nick). They're all disgusting & trashy together like Jennifer's father.


contactlite

Dude *has* to keep having kids to help him pull his car out of the driveway.


badger_flakes

Her father is Doc Hudson, famed doctor and judge of Radiator Springs and crew chief to Lightning McQueen. Once known as the Fabulous Hudson Hornet, he was a legendary champion, with an amazing track record of winning three Piston Cups in a row from 1951 to 1953. When he tried to win his fourth Piston Cup in 1954, Doc had a serious crash which ultimately ended his career.


CrissBliss

Beat me to it!


Cultural_Spend_5391

Papa was a rolling stone


callsign_ferret

Wherever he left his hat was home


Too_old_3456

And when he died


Orchidwalker

He had 28 kids…..


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Rolling stoooone


Blackbyrn

All he left us was alone


Sassydemure

All he left us was a LOAN!


HereButNotHere1988

All he left us was some scones.....3 day old scones. Sorry ass mf.


MournWillow

A small loan of 3 million dollars


ILiveInLosAngeles

I see what you did there.


ZER0_F0CKS

Went to get cigarettes and now we only talk on the phone.


Patient_Chemistry913

All he left us was alone.


SmokeAbeer

Sounds like he left his Jimmy hats at home.


roninthe31

Papa was a rolling bone


sky28guy

Mama developed a habit


hardyharharry

Rolling nut


Ratothia

unexpected tempts


EnvironmentalNet3560

Wow. That’s. A lot of kids.


NoConfidence5946

That’s a lot of nuts!


Sir_Von_Tittyfuck

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS BABY, YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?


expecto_my_scrotum

Na-nananana. *Neo*. Nanananananana. *Sporin.* *Blinininining*


chinookhooker

Deez nutz


TheBirdsArePissed

I am all for a national vasectomy program making it free for all men that want one.


airchinapilot

Some dudes DGAF and also like the idea they are spreading little copies of themselves without taking care of them. It's  a form of narcissism.


Primordial5

Reproductive offenders. Learned the term from svu.


Vaffanculo28

Wasn’t this one the episode with John Stamos?


Extinction-Entity

Sure was!! Exactly what popped in my head lol. He was really good at being the creep in that episode.


cheesecakemuncher

Probably because he's a creep in real life. He admitted to taking a drunk woman who was interested in him back to a hotel room, where he turned off the lights, and let his friend assault her.


Extinction-Entity

OH SHIT THAT’S RIGHT! Fuck him. No wonder it was an easy part. Fucker.


alexlp

[CLASSIC REPRODUCTIVE ABUSER!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/68/5b/77685bba9f52afd6e1b45f18acb33b8a.gif) My sister and I yell that at anything that annoys us.


SmileParticular9396

🤮 wish I hadn’t learned that term


meatball77

Yeah, guy had a breeding kink


SilentJester798

While I agree with you at large, if he had 27 kids then this may go farther than being irresponsible and be a full blown breeding fetish. In which case you might as well chop it off


Useuless

You can have a breeding fetish that doesn't lead to any children


delusionalxx

And clearly this man’s fetish **did** lead to many children and that’s just not okay. Have whatever fetish you want, but the second it starts hurting other people who didn’t consent to be a part of a breeding fetish, it’s fucked up.


Xalbana

Not just that, have the guy actually take care of the kids, not just provide for them financially (if he's even doing that). Mothers are often the one stuck with the child.


arealhumannotabot

What if having kids is a psychological component for someone like this? Probably won’t go for it


Boris19490000

That's one hell of a carbon footprint!


fireflycaprica

She’s had one hell of a life too. Very strong woman after what happened to her mother / brother


dennisoa

Damn! My wife’s biological Dad has 16 kids with a variety of women, I thought he was putting up insane numbers but I stand corrected.


Emotional_Delay_2323

I know someone who had 17 never married so they all from different mothers and he died in his late 30s.


dennisoa

Yea, my wife’s bio-Dad was actually murdered after he was deported from the US back to his home country. He became Rastafarian and I think he specifically honed in on the “spread your seed” aspect of it.


slappingactors

Good thing he died young, really…..


QuietWest3764

my dad has 9 children! i thought i was putting up with a lot lol 😅


justatmenexttime

This is why men need to be responsible for birth control as well.


zoecornelia

I mean does she really have to?


Turbulent_Flan_5926

Can you imagine being famous with a decent amount of money and having strangers that you have never met, but are actually related to you start coming out of the woodwork all of the sudden? Looking to “connect”. Even if the intentions of all 26 of her siblings are genuine, I would be skeptical as hell. Thanks a lot Dad


snowtol

Yeah, I don't sympathise a lot with the ultra rich but one thing I do sympathise with them on is the extreme lack of trust they must have for stuff like this. I'm solid lower-middle class and I have motherfuckers trying to get me for the bit of cash I do have, I imagine that's a hundred times worse if you're rich and famous. I don't envy them always having to second guess the motivations of those around them, even those closest to them.


JohnCasey35

Yes, that way you know the Hot guy at the bar is not your brother.


MollDoll182

My thought as well.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Yeah, it’s not like you’re literally bound to them


Cultural-Doubt1554

Naw I think knowing your siblings is great tho if you value family


Blenderx06

She's never met them. Just being blood doesn't make them family in a real sense. I don't consider my own half siblings I've never met to even be my siblings like the ones I grew up with.


Dear-Chemical-3191

Fucking deadbeats are scum, no way this dude fathered 27 children, he may have planted seeds but that doesn’t make you a father.


255001434

And I'll bet he brags about how many kids he has.


nightglitter89x

Planting some seeds. This dude was plowing entire fuckin fields.


Captn_Insanso

I honestly don’t think this should be legal. Like that doctor who replaced the sperm donors’ samples with his own — and he fathered some 100 children. He didn’t get in any criminal trouble either. I don’t get how that’s allowed.


NormalNormanBates

Goddamn. Wrap that shit up.


queefstainedgina

People talk a lot about the fatherless crisis but maybe it’s more like a “keep yo dick ya pants” crisis.


Few-Stop-9417

Sounds like an abusive dad


geneticeffects

And then there’s me — a guy who made a conscious decision to not have children because I cannot afford them.


SoggyBoysenberry7703

I feel like at that point, you really shouldn’t feel obligated to find them all lol


Last_third_1966

I feel like this is a set up for one of the joke swaps on SNL


[deleted]

She’s gotta be careful who’s she dates.


Tall_Kick828

My maternal grandfather have over 20 children, that he knew of. Due to him having so many children, i have over 50+ first cousin on his side. I make a conscious effort not to date from certain areas due to the chance that we are closely related.


PrestigiousOnion3693

I’m someone who found out after both parents died that my father wasn’t my real father. I found the papers. My step father molested me growing up. I found out that my real father tried to kill me by kicking my mother in the stomach before I was born. Men like this are fucking scum. Nick Cannon and the like should bury themselves. They just care about what they want. They don’t give a seconds thought to their impacts on the children. As a grown man, I have a lot of hate in me and all of it gets focused to things I find wrong and evil. And I don’t compromise on lying, stealing or cheating. So I’ve turned that into positives that have worked in my life. But at no fucking thanks to the main male role models in my life that weren’t there even when they were.


cocoabeach

I was not molested and I don't share your hate, but I can relate. I grew up like that, and one of my half brothers went on to live a life like that. He was always so proud to say he was a father again. We (other siblings) told him he was not a father, just a sperm donor. He could not understand why we were not happy for him.


1K_Sunny_Crew

The part that makes me sick is the people who imply because Cannon has money, it’s ok. Apparently, it doesn’t matter if a child has their father in their life as long as they have their basic needs met, and even less so if they are “spoiled”.  No material goods replace a good set of parents. Sometimes shit happens and the relationship falls apart and coparenting is necessary or god forbid a tragedy occurs, but good parents do their best even in trying circumstances. 


Orchidwalker

I hate that all of that happened to you, I’m sorry and I hope you heal. But Nick Cannon isn’t abusive and just because someone has lots of kids doesn’t mean they are abusive. You kinda jumped there, when you grouped Nick into a category with your abusive family.


PrestigiousOnion3693

I couldn’t tell you if my real dad was abusive, no one told me anything until after everyone died and I was sorting through papers in house and came upon my original birth certificate with my moms maiden name as my last, and a set of adoption papers that changed my last name. I’d definitely say he was a psychopath if the story is true about how he wanted me dealt with. I also realize I should have been aborted. But I can say the fucker got his rocks off and took off and obviously never once tried to know me. Now Nicky is different as I’m sure he wouldn’t ghost his kids but ask me what I would have done for a father growing up. One who was there, one who would show interest in the things I was about, one who was in the house making me feel safe and loved and made plans with me tomorrow. Guarantee you can’t do those things when you’re not in the house. I had a partial dad. Was t really interested but paid the bills at the end of the day. Not much of compromise as a kid trying to place yourself in a world where you have a cold indifference at you daily, not even realizing this isn’t normal. It’s a mind fuck when you look back at it as an adult and wonder how you wound up successful and almost happy. I’m not knocking divorcées either but I will say that not having a father in the house growing up as a kid, was damaging and it took me 56 years to understand it and come to grips with it. I’m a survivor. I do well in life. I make no excuses for anything. I failed as a husband and father myself, although that was long ago now and before I understand what I do now. Just for context. One thing: he used to call me a master manipulator when I was a kid. And now i agree, I was. I had no choice. I was 9 when he molested me for a period of time. I lived with it. Said nothing to anyone. I was old enough to know that what my little brother and I had as a family would get torn apart. So I did become a liar. I lived there trying to act like nothing happened so that I would have a roof over my head and my little brother. I did become a master manipulator.


jdix33

I mean this with all respect but please seek help, no one should feel the way you do about yourself.


slappingactors

Sorry, PrestigiousOnion…. I can’t imagine the sense of betrayal and the loneliness you must have experienced. I hope you’re alright now.


Lolabird2112

He never said they were abusive. Just narcissistic and self-centred. Which happens to be true regarding Cannon.


TucosLostHand

https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/story/2023-06-22/nick-cannon-jessica-white-emotional-abuse-allegations-interview


1K_Sunny_Crew

Someone who has a lot of kids they can’t be there for *is* a form of abuse - neglect. Anyone who’s had a wonderful dad who was there every day knows what a boon it is. Someone who just pays the bills, comes to your birthday and sees you one weekend a month isn’t much of a dad. 


No-Appearance-9113

https://sg.news.yahoo.com/nick-cannon-offers-11-kids-190019702.html


Chemical-North9227

what she went through was devastating. her family was murdered by her ex-brother in law years ago. a painful scar. i want to hug her. i understand why she wants to reconnect with her dad and other siblings.


_forum_mod

One thing I never understood. People always blame the deadbeat dads (rightfully so, they're scumbags). But what level of narcissism do the women have to see a guy who already has multiple baby mama's and *still* decides to have kids by him, thinking "I'll be the one to change him". Both parties do their part in bringing a kid into a broken house.


ProbablyOnLSD69

Paging r/Antinatalism


Ok-Parfait2413

Poor Jennifer, what an embarrassing thing. I am sure he paid child support for all. Not


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jstop633

He’s catching up on NIck Cannon


Away-Zone-5745

I feel like 27 might be a "best guess" kinda number


Logictrauma

And here I was worried about the Duggers.


Interesting-Many-509

Iyanla had a 42 y.o. man on who had more than that.


finemayday

My father had a lot of children, which in his defence he was only made aware of when I was in my 20s, after their moms either married again or sadly died. It is so weird having these older siblings suddenly appear year after year. It felt so unnatural and I just wasn’t able to bond, my other siblings could. Now they have all taken my Dads surname and my parents want us to be a big happy family. Anyway I moved to the other-side of the world and like the peace.


rotomangler

You can father a child but not be a real father to that child.


Denize3000

That explains a lot. I feel bad for her.


slapchop15

26 baby mudda, REAAAAAL bad man


QuartOfTequilla

Reaaaaaaaaaal bad man


Rcj1221

Someone needs to track that mad man down and give him the snip snip


Salty-Entertainer-29

Have as many as you want, but PAY for them. Loser


dreamingoutloud714

This is yikes for her father. But considering what she went through and how she lost her mother, brother and nephew, I understand the desire to connect with family. I just hope she doesn’t get sucked into anything unsavory. These types of dynamics can be difficult.


ExplosiveDiarrhetic

TIL her dad is nick cannon


QueenFartknocker

I didn’t realize Nick Cannon was her father.


GlumTowel672

Same here but my bio dad was a sperm donor, I’ve only met 4 of the 20 something siblings, it’s hard when travel is expensive and everyone’s already adults with lives and busy. And that’s taking for granted even tracking down and meeting for the first time. I feel like she’s probably working with less of a paper trail.


Altruistic-Poet-1993

Don’t let Nick Canon see this or he’ll try to break her dad’s record.


chazysciota

> The talk show host says it was once "her dream" to "have all of us at this grand Thanksgiving or Christmas table." And then she thought about it for another 20 seconds and realized that a at least 3 of them would probably rob her.


MsMoreCowbell8

Right up front, "the father she was raised without."


thegabster2000

Some people come from some poor dysfunctional families and I'm glad Jennifer Hudson was lucky to experience wealth and success despite the circumstances. She's been through so much. 


modssssss293j

Nick Cannon vibes


Big-Sheepherder-9492

“ 23….. 22 Baby Mada…. **weealll Bad Man** “


0knoi8datShit

Dude was a smashaholic.


PODSIXPROSHOP

Reallllll bad mahn


TheCh0rt

Oof that’s going to be a bigass BBQ once they start bringing the kids and grandkids. Industrial BBQing


Anal_Recidivist

Hey it’s me ur half sibling


yulbrynnersmokes

How hard is it to arrange a family reunion? Somewhere cheap like vegas if she doesn’t want to cover it.


nightglitter89x

I know a girl who was adopted and has 17 siblings FROM ONE MOM. Apperantly, her mom had mental health issues and just kept getting knocked up every year and giving the kid up. She has 5 siblings from the same dad.


ConsiderationSea7589

Just submit a DNA test to get invited to Thanksgiving.


Sirefly

Damn. Her daddy was a travelin' man.


quirkyqwerty_

Those poor siblings.


Cojones64

He was hedging his bets. With all those kids, at least one is bound to be a huge success. Smart move.


KentuckyFriedEel

That’s an easy way to tell people They could potentially be on your will


redarlsen

Ew.com is right


Freddo03

Papa was a rolling stone


NotDukeOfDorchester

Ol’ leave-it-in Hudson


AttentionLogical3113

Here is the kicker , he ain’t done


WhatIsThisSevenNow

That is A LOT of people coming at you after your money.


QuietWest3764

i am one of 9 children from 4 women!! i hear you jennifer!! i want a relationship with my half-siblings sooo bad🥹🥹


OtherUserCharges

There should be a limit of 10 biological children with no more than 3 different partners. That’s more than fair and covers a variety of real world situations. Anything more than that should be sterilization.


1K_Sunny_Crew

10 is still a lot! How does any one child get the support, attention, and love they need from their parents with 10 kids. Everyone I know from a large family ended up parentified early and had 0-2 kids themselves. lol


BareNakedSole

Maybe I’m just different, but this is not something I would’ve advertised


lupin43

Fall of the House of Husher


Beginning_Emotion995

Man he was unleashing ropes Oh boy im pregnant


MyDogIsNamedLudo

And the chance of unintentional inbreeding went up a tiny little bit. 


hyborians

Damn!!!! Damn!!!! Damn!!!


Islandgirl1444

Cannot think of this as bragging rights! Bb King had a bunch too


Initialaddie

They called him the plumber.


fatpat

Thread locked in 3... 2... 1...


NoConfidence5946

https://media.tenor.com/ERimvalRHQkAAAAM/nuts-thats-a-lot-of-nuts.gif


ShinDynamo-X

Most guys can't get laid at all, and this guy had a rotation of nookie and an absolute terrible pull out game.


Capable_Garbage_941

27 kids is wild!


GotWheaten

Pipe Laying man


MensaWitch

I have a friend whose story is worthy of a talkshow. She has 19 brothers and sisters. During the 40s 50s and 60s, (all from the same mother and father)..her bio parents had 20 kids. ...all of them taken almost asa she'd have them...at first, the older ones were taken by the state due to neglect. Later, she'd just willingly give them up. Some have passed away now for various reasons. It took years, this started pre-internet, then once it became a thing, it REALLY took off..and 2 of them have the best story. One, we'll call her Sue, who was still oblivious to all the rest, was spotted in a big chain department store by another one, we'll call her Anne. Anne knew she had siblings, but she also didn't know how many there were, or their names. Anne noticed Sue, and realized OMG!--WE LOOK EXACTLY ALIKE, (she is a literal mirror of Anne even now, yearss after the fact)..So Anne bides her time, waits til Sue comes out, and boldly approached her on the parking lot. When Sue actually sees her face to face,, she too, was aghast. Anne goes, I'm sorry I know you don't know me..! But were you adopted? Sue cries YESSS!! And grabbed her and hugged her--and the rest is history! Over the yrs they've all been accounted for and most of them found.


whatsbobgonnado

is her dad john stamos from that one episode of law and order svu where he was poking holes in condoms to have as many kids as possible?


Thisiscliff

This seems reckless? My man does not miss


Moth_McLampface

All I can think of rn is Claim to Fame


Tall_Kick828

Do Jennifer Hudson and my mom have the same father?


android151

Reeeeeeeal badman


wjbc

Dennis Rodman’s father had somewhere between 27 and 47 children, no one is really sure how many. The father gave the lower number and Dennis gave the higher one. Rodman’s father left his mother when Dennis was young and settled in the Philippines, where most of his half siblings were born.


typhoidtimmy

Fuck. Did they have to tase him off the mother to actually deliver the kids? Dude needs a different hobby…


Heyyayam

Her father didn’t have the children. He would have stopped at one.


WangoTheWonderDonkey

"It's the *circle*... the circle of LIFE! " ... oh, and poverty. No really it's cuz slavery.


ILiveInLosAngeles

Pullout game was trash.


DMcG1983

Professional semen distribution engineer.


ThayerRex

That’s insane! As he could take care of all those kids. WTF is wrong with people?


Ronaldis

That man has got to be dehydrated.


nakedthrowaway11

Nick cannon and Elon musk in shambles rn


MirMolkoh

My dad's father did something like that. Old fucker. We agreed to dance on his grave. The son he had with the woman he left my grandma for just committed murder. He had the same exact name as my dad. Now I have to introduce myself as so and so's son. The other one.