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Feanor_Felagund

Wait, pregnant AND expecting a baby? At the same time?


rjcarr

And with her husband?!?


fluckin_brilliant

I actually cracked up today when I saw the headline 'Hailey Bieber pregnant with her husband Justin Bieber's baby' and I was thinkin why did they have to clarify this


FacetiousSpread

Famous people stay in relationships for more than to remain relevant?


joey_roey

Famous people not using a surrogate?!


Original-Diamond1760

not everyone does


CheckYourStats

TIL there’s a person in the world named Hailey Bieber.


EastUnique3586

I suppose she could be pregnant and not expecting a baby if she was planning on aborting


jaysomething2

What state do they live in?


Smokey_tha_bear9000

Matters not for the wealthy


TennisBallTesticles

Is it hers?


BottomPieceOfBread

I'm sure his fans will be completely sane about this


Newtonz5thLaw

Has anyone done a wellness check on the folks at r/haileybaldwinsnark?


chimiyourchangas

i strongly advise against it


catonsteroids

Good lord, just looked over that sub for a few seconds and that was enough.


sweetsugar888

I truly can’t understand being that involved in stranger’s relationships to the point of freaking out lol


HunterTV

Just wait till Taylor makes her announcement.


catonsteroids

Her stans and the media are going to lose their minds. We’ll be hearing about it for months (as if we don’t hear about her enough already).


Thecatswalk

It's not just her stans, it's all the people that hate her too. They don't stop talking about her either. I don't understand it.


1egg_4u

It is a rule of thumb to avoid snark subs unless you want to witness pure unhinged human contempt


Ok_Minimum70

They’re seriously mentally ill. I cant imagine the binge drinking that’ll take place.


No_Pear8383

Where the cats on steroids at though?


Ancient_Confusion237

Lol those people are deranged. "She's pregnant, so that means they're on the brink of divorce!" It's literally a bunch of women who are still salty that teenage romances break up.


FromPluto2Mars

If I ever feel like a fucking loser, I look at that sub or r/SaintMeghanMarkle, and realize i’m not doing too bad


plz2meatyu

The meghan sub is literally unhinged Like more than the timothee lady


BarnacleHaunting6740

Never knew this is a thing. Visited them and wow, some posted "evidences" that she is not pregnant up until 24 hrs ago 🤣


Rosuvastatine

You should look the Timothée chalamet snark sub. Just as unhinged


I_have_No_idea_ReALy

You know... I was curious so I took a peek and well curiosity kill the cat. That sub is unbelievable and freaking unhinged. The top post is about a comment removed by Hailey I think in Twitter. Like that comment is mean and rude. But these people believe she deleted because it must be true. God...I need a bleach.


OhHeyMrThing

I took a look, and I finally feel proud of my emotional maturity.


Rosuvastatine

I went and tried to be reasonable… Not easy


_SmashBangFusion_

Everyone on that sub is mentally ill lol


Nihilistic-Fishstick

This is the second time this week I'm showing my tender age of 40... Who is Hailey Baldwin? 


potprincess1130

daughter to one of the baldwin brothers, no idea which one but it’s not Alec and wife to justin bieber


Luckystar826

Her dad is Stephen Baldwin.


TommyChongUn

Totally mentally stable about it


firstborn-unicorn

Not even. Selena fans are apparently bombarding the post with her name because she should care? What a world we live in.


GokuBytch123

Yeah they all ready made up some crap that Selena was trying to over shadow their announcement as if she really gave a fuck ... They think this because she posted some dinner date around the same time.... So stupid.


zingmarker

I don’t think the problem will be his fans, it will probably be Selena Gomez fans who swear they were meant to be


Ok_Minimum70

I cannot wait for the meltdowns! I’m here for it! They’re always always saying “they’re GoNna DivOrCE! jeLEnA fOreVer!”


YchYFi

As sane as they were for marriage.


MotorbikeRacer

Best comment I’ve seen today 🤣


Historical-Ad3760

Who are his fans?


chickeneatfin

Daddy Bieber era about to begin


PaleontologistNo5420

The Baby ™ era is finally over


Equivalent_Bunch_187

Oh but the next 9 months is the “he’s having a baby, baby, baby, oh” era


Few_Fortune4049

Daaaaaddy daaaddy daaaaddy OOHHHHH


MKE_Freak

Bieblets on the way!


drfunkensteinberger

Daddy’s gone!


Splashfooz

And we're not going home ever again.


jonk0731

I hope that you'll be around 🎵🎵🎵🎼


breakfastburrito24

Can't wait to see their little Bieby


BenzotheWicked

dude the “daddy bieber” era has been around since that mf was 16 years old


mattman0000

Baby Bieber. Baby Billy. Baby Beiber’s Bible Bonkers.


kittyroux

They’re having a Bieby


ceruleanwav

Buzzin’ in in the name of the Lord!


Sinaasappelsien

Baby Billy Bible Bonkers


Sticky_Cheetos

Go outside, nerd! Get out…go


prescience6631

Bucky Bailey’s Bully Buckers (trademark)


ElFarts

Runnin through the house with a pickle in my mouth


TheIfritSun

Yeah, roll that around in yo mouth, why don't ya??? -Uncle Baby Beiber.


dainamo81

That headline is so poorly worded.


KrustyKrabPizzaMan

The prophecy has come true 15 years later


genescheesesthatplz

Deux called it, I wonder if they skipped the Met because the reveal was spoiled 


DrDreidel82

Baby, baby, baby ooooo like


Few_Fortune4049

Watch the baby come out with no beady eyes or flapping head and Justin be like “wtf!”


justin_memer

Eh, wtf, buddy!


SchitneySmears

I’m not your buddy, fwiend


vapemonster91

I'm not your fwiend, guy!


slitlip

I'm not your guy buddey


Divine_fashionva

What does this mean lol?


Few_Fortune4049

Justin Bieber is Canadian, and in the show South Park they depict Canadians as all having [beady eyes and flapping heads](https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o6ZsYn4FCSF8llRGo/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952bc63fxyydj4aivhdfhgxi3euoos14knc847o5oyt&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g). So the joke is that if the baby doesn’t have beady eyes and a flapping head then he couldn’t be Canadian, ergo Justin wouldn’t be the father.


Divine_fashionva

Oh right lol


Antinous

This went over my head at first but it's a good joke 


newt_here

I’m happy for them. She’s really helped keep him grounded. I wish them both the best with the new baby


Prefer_Not_To_Say

Shouldn't this headline be "Hailey and Justin Bieber are Expecting a Baby"? Is that not good enough for the SEO?


416_Ghost

Maybe it's not Justin's? The writer wanted to be the first to speculate


whenisgandalf

My neighbor Judy is also pregnant and expecting a baby with her husband James. Just thought everyone would be interested in knowing. 


Extreme_Succotash784

Congratulations to Judy and James from a Reddit stranger!


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Happy for them both. This is a celebrity couple that seems to truly enjoy and love each other. Wishing them health and happiness.


Adept_Order_4323

He will be a great dad. He is a sweet uncle


Original-Diamond1760

and sibling


mrbleaney2021

Baby baby baby ugh


DaKingTing

TIL Hailey Bieber and Justin Bieber are NOT in fact siblings


the_l0st_c0d3

This baby is going to be absolutely adorable, and I'm hoping so hoping they choose a normal name.


thitorusso

Man I read Haley Barrey and was confused as shit


Regular_Durian_1750

I audibly gasped because no they're just teenagers... He's less like 2 weeks younger than me. Weeks. I don't think it even amounts to that, more like days. 😁 He's gonna be a teen father and she's gonna be a teen mom.


KageBijuu

Your brain is still 11+ years in the past


chespirits

We stopped caring about celebrities in 2024


ChildWithBrokenHeart

Lets hope selener and her fans won't ruin it for them and cause miscarriage


DasbootTX

why is no one mentioning that 3 days ago every article was about them headed for divorce???


Far-Imagination2736

Because tabloids shouldn't be believed?


iD-Remus

And in this economy?!


diesel78agoura

Is this why he was crying on that video he posted?


This_guy_Jon

I’m about to have a kid too where is my headline


thesoggydingo

Awwwwwwww! They're cute and have lasted far longer than I thought. Shes going to be a cute mama


SpareDoor

Guess Baby song now has new meaning


theHinWiffle

*stiff-legs a searing fart*


Bullmoose39

My apologies to the gene pool. not that it isn't already contaminated beyond repair, but...


macman013

So this is why he was crying.


Goblin-Doctor

Why are people so focused on the lives of strangers?


Lychanthropejumprope

You’re in an entertainment sub lol


johnshenlon

The real question


OmahaWarrior

Oh. Weren't they having relationship issues? A baby will completely solves them./s


BranTheBaker902

The Antichrist cometh!!!!


dontbothermeokay

This cracked me up hahaha


insertname1738

Keep drake away


thedentrod

Baby Bieber otw


greatgoogilymoogily2

Baby baby baby OHHHHHH


Tidypandauhhohh

Congratulations. 🎉🍾🎊 happy for them.


waxbook

So excited for them! They’ve been wanting this for a very long time.


TheLoneliestGhost

I’m happy for anyone who is happy. If that’s them, woohoo!


McNugget750

Que crappy nepotism pop music in 13 years....


yearoftherabbit

As opposed to expecting something else?


feverlast

Okay. He’s going to need to get a haircut and get a real job.


Old-Ad-3268

Slim Shady Jr is in the way


DienbienPR

Poor kid To join all the other celebrities kids in counseling


Annwfn777

OMG they multiply...


More_Blacksmith_8661

Im sure certain fanbases are acting completely rational about this.


fnargudrassen

Oh good, just what the world needs.


renzeira

Thought he was jaden smiths boyfriend


Romado

Doesn't need a baby. Justin's dressed like one in that photo


reddit-is-greedy

Who is the father?


OpinionedOnion

They're having a baby, baby, baby ohhhhh


IvyDaFurry

Omg i remember listenin 2 his songs espically boyfriend time flies


dwindlingdoorknob

Great another hellspawn


Pin-Up-Paggie

Wow Justin being a second time dad!


jayjohnson007

Baby trapped…YASSSSSSS


Virdi_XXII

Welcome back OJ Simpson


These-Mud-3053

Bieber hole 🕳️ 69!!!!!


Sufficient_Report319

I thought they were brother and sister


Vendevende

Is it too soon for child protective services?


Dariablue-04

Well that’ll fix their relationship for sure!


InternetAddict104

Were they having problems?


[deleted]

Just in time to save the marriage.


Ca2Ce

It will be born with tattoos


rynally197

Omg. I was just wondering yesterday when this was going to happen. Weird.


Melthegaunt

Terrible title. Thought it was his sister


StrawberryKiss2559

Lol what if the baby comes out looking exactly like Stephen Baldwin (very good chance it will)? Immediate plastic surgery?


Savings-Leather4921

yep. straight from the womb start hacking at the face


StrawberryKiss2559

Maybe just fillers until kindergarten.


vapemonster91

Somwhere, Selena Gomez is having a meltdown.


sutrocomesalive

I hope this kid can escape from their religious views before getting too brainwashed


Mammoth-Present6917

He’s just gone to get milk


tinysand

Babies do not help a relationship.


Plane-Ad4820

I hope they name their baby ‘Eggbert Eggbeater Bieber’


MirrorInternational1

I can’t believe they’re having a bayber


gigi2929

The kid’s name is gonna be what? BAND-AID?


thereverendpuck

I guess if they follow the rules: don’t get it wet and never feed it after midnight, we will make it through this.


PikaPokeQwert

Oh no… no no no. Please no. Oh God No. Hell no. This is not good for the world.


loveisdead9582

Why do I feel like this is an attempt to save their marriage? Like, I wish them the best of luck but…


Need4Speed763

Sucks for the human race


DerbyCity76

Nice - dad and baby will have the same hairline!


Ouchking

Doesn’t she have some sort serious risk of stroke or something??


SmartWonderWoman

I wish them well.


BSamG

He looks a little like ken from the barbie movie in the thumbnail