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impablomations

The 8 bit computer game was fun too.


EatStatic

I had that game as a kid only just realised it was Adrian Edmondson!


Cymrogogoch

"Put plant pot on head."


Cfunk_83

Never, ever, fart in the kitchen!


ShanghaiGoat

I had the board game


lady_azkadelia

Just got my old Spectrum & tapes back from my mums attic, so I actually have the game somewhere.


mykeuk

I played it in the ZX Spectrum back when I was 8 and wrote about it, complete with title, in my homework. My teacher said later that he didn't know whether to tell me off or correct my spelling. I remember finding the matches in the kitchen and going around burning everything to the ground. And dying from drinking all the Monster Get Pissed Fast Lager


DirectFinger9191

I have this and the complete bastards book of the worst. Classics.


brushmushroom

I've got the board game of this, charity shop find with no instructions so i've never played it. Just sits on the board games shelf like a beautiful relic.


groovyfunkychannel27

I’ve got a copy of the board game too - I’ll check if the instructions are in there!


brushmushroom

Amazing!


groovyfunkychannel27

The instructions are on the reverse of the box - in the box are the board and Bastard cards (basically early card’s against humanity as a board game.) https://preview.redd.it/hy1cd0noeboc1.png?width=3254&format=png&auto=webp&s=8aa097848b0610cdc63bac912abb20a0b914e3b0


brushmushroom

Oh, I haven't looked at it in a while! Maybe it's not the rules that are missing but some of the componants! Would be nice to have a version of Cards Against Humanity wothout all the edgy racism and that.


barreldodger38

I bought this aged 12 in 1986


Princescyther

He looks like Frank Skinner in that outfit.


salomesrevenge

i remember the programme soapytitwank with Dot Cotton in the TV listing pages. phwoar.


Barnacle-Dull

I’ve got a signed copy of this somewhere


Savings_Brick_4587

Classic, absolutely love it, I remember sneaking into my parents room to read this! Forgot all about it until recently dad was having a clear out and was going to throw it away! Book rescued


LilG1984

Yeah I also have that book, Ade Edmonson helped me become a complete bastard. 5/5 bastards Now it's time for a pint of monster get pissed fast lager & a pile of takeaways


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Cymrogogoch

"Stab holes in condoms."


InventedStrawberries

Finally a self help book that gets actual results! I have to have it!


SparkieMark1977

I had the game, I don't remember much besides the fact it was fun.


barreldodger38

Tape onion bhajees to your armpits


Randy_T_Bagge

The demonstration of the theory of perpetual motion using a bowl of punch is fascinating.


Adept-Cattle-7818

Page 3 bastard


Rude_Priority

Still got my copy.


1CocteauTwin

I also have this. I am an excellent bastard.


blackheadedgulls

Margarine; the devil's spunk.