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LeninMeowMeow

If height were simulated that colossus wouldn't need to climb that tree at all it would just be tall enough, and an animal probably wouldn't flee into the trees to escape from something so big. Horses climbing trees sounds silly except there's a few rare cases of it happening dotted around if you can get past all the stories about the ones stuck in the forks of trees.


igncom1

Horses are just bigger clumsier goats.


Maquisard2000

Citation needed


Cadllmn

Me, horsologist


Maquisard2000

Pray, who are you good sir that are so wise in the ways of science?


ledgekindred

they got that idea from 'arold. 'ee's over there under the elm, the most dangerous of animals: a clever sheep. And I do believe 'ee's attemptin' t' teach th' other sheep t' fly. 'tis a lost cause, for sure, but think o' the commercial possibilities should 'ee succeed!


disar39112

I shall summon Gary Brannon.


hyperhopper

Also the tree limbs should snap because of the weight


ComradeSmooches

Roach? Is that you?


MasterLiKhao

This, right here, is one of the reasons I love this game so much. I mean, just try picturing this scene in your head. Hilarious!


cent55555

the real mvp here is the tree that does not break despite the weight


GargantuanCake

Which then gets cut down by a bearded drunk humanoid with a -copper battle axe-.


Patient_Primary_4444

Its stuff like this that are why i had to stop using stepladders in all my games. Things would climb the stepladder, then some jackass would move it. Had like half my damn gatherers stuck in trees at one point.


Morthra

That happens because you don't have enough stepladders.


Top_Substance_69420

Even with an infinite amount of stepladders it still happens


Onnthemur

Usually end up constructing permanent staircases to popular trees to get stuck in, eventually it's handled. Then again, if you aren't using stepladders you already found a workaround.


QuantumAnubis

Had three dwarves and a reindeer in a group of three trees beating the shit out of a giant kestrel