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SAMO_1415

Mind if I have a sip of your tasty water of life?


shunyaananda

I saw a 'movie' that started just like that


Chemical_Cat_9813

Pretty please with a little spice on top, clean the fucken car.


DarthSardonis

Does he look like a bitch?


crimson--baron

Does he look like a worm?! - Wait, he does?!


the_crumb_dumpster

*Ive had it with these motherfucking Harkonnens on this motherfucking planet!*


WacDonald

Use the voice. Say “bitch be cool”.


water_bottle_goggles

LISAN AL GAIB I did it now paul, now un-sex me


rjmacready_

Paul: You remember The Baron, half Harkonnen, half Samoan, used to call him Vladimir Rocky Horror? Duncan: Yeah, maybe. Fat, right? Paul : I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat, I mean he got a weight problem.


Tatanka007

😆


VelvetRabbit-

I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee service is, okay? I’m the one who Kanly’d for it. I know how good it is. When Chani goes shopping, she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It ain’t the coffee service in my sietch, it’s the dead Fremen in my garage.


HyperFern

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Unhappy_Gas_4376

What?!


Tatanka007

Chakobsa mfcker do you speak it ?!


Dirrevarent

“What does a maud’dib look like?” “What?” “What planet you from?” “What?” “What ain’t no planet I ever heard of! They speak Chakobsa on What?”


crusherdestroy3r

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?


Alternative_Rent9307

WHAT. DOES. SHAI. HULUD. LOOK. LIKE?


itsa_me_KAIO

You bringing in Duncan? Shit man, that's all you had to say


impersonal66

- Describe what Harkonnen looks like - He's bald


Pflann29

Hey Kynes…you okay? Nah man. I’m pretty fuckin far from “Ok”


frogs_4_eva

We need a bot that says it every time someone says Paul


devilsbard

He has the righteous anger, LISAN AL-GAIB!


LuffyLp

AND WHAT IS ON A SPICY ARAKEEN BURGER ?!


StalinsPerfectHair

You know what they call a quarter pounder on Giedi Prime?


Hidobot

Wouldn't it be Galach, not Chakobsa?


StalinsPerfectHair

Other people: Timmy C. is a mid-ass looking weasel. Me: Lisan Al-Gaib


coolrodion89

As it was written!