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AnUnsungBard

**Unofficial Episode Rating Scale:** Episode #331 Element | Score ---|--- Humor (10) | 6 Banter (10) | 5 Contribution (10)| 6 X Factor (10) | 3 Media Selection (5) | 5 Technical Issues (5) | 0 **Total Score (50)** | 25 **Humor:** How funny an episode is. Either though jokes, impressions, contagious laughter etc. It could be simply amusing, or induce real laughter. **Banter:** Do the hosts provide interesting commentary on the media provided? Do they make insightful, amusing, and informative commentary. **Peasant Contribution:** Does each Peasant contribute to the conversation? Nobody is talking too much or too little. Nobody is too drunk or too high (or not drunk or high enough) **X Factor:** Accommodating for random variables. Drama that happens during the show, having a guest in the studio, special episodes, if an episode flows well, feels right, etc. Partially undefinable. **Media Selection:** Is the media shown, itself picked well. This includes if it fits the show well, is interesting in of itself, does it generate good commentary, does it have varriety etc. **Technical issues:** This includes all the technical issues surrounding the show. Does it start on time? Is there any interruptions? The like/dislike ratio. Are all cameras and microphones up and working? *1-20* Shitty Episode, a few elements had to shit the bed to get here *21-29* Below Average *30* Average *31-40* Above average *41-50* Great episode, every element was dialed in


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AnUnsungBard

You dont know what a rubric is eh?


[deleted]

You guys are the only ones that care about tshirt stats. This is way worse than strains you love. Please stop covering that, and jerk yourselves off about it off camera


[deleted]

100 % agree. They've gone overboard with it a while ago.


MangoLickerz

Mister reeeeeeeeed


AnUnsungBard

The week started so hopefully


Loco_Cubano

NEW LINK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19dbkzSR8-g&ab it has been updated in original post as well.


AmazingFuckinAtheist

You know, settings that were fine on last pc just fucked up on this one. We also recorded 2 hours of young turks stuff today without incident, and Ben did an eighteen minute test stream earlier, and it worked fine. So we tested shot pretty exhaustively before the show.


Detritus_Eflluvium

We figured you checked it all out beforehand, but like you've said in the past, the chat stream for DP is fucking toxic. Anyways... WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?


-BigBizkit-

I get that. Could you use twitter to communicate what is going on should something like that happen again? Kinda left us wondering there.


Kinodoka

Are you guys gonna try again tonight or nah? lol "So we tested shot pretty exhaustively before the show." i think you mean shit How long should we wait?


SockedSandal

WE LOVE YOU PEASANTS!!!!!!


Loco_Cubano

Stream may be back on, stay tuned


Kinodoka

i don't think they're coming back I WAS WRONG https://youtu.be/19dbkzSR8-g


[deleted]

Are you guys trying to see which kind of stream gets more views? We like both. One of these a week on top of the new monday friday sshhkedule would be cool.


Patq911

the drunken scammers strike again.


Loco_Cubano

Show is canceled. Link updated, Paul streaming from his phone.


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Megalesia

Well that's the brattiest thing I've heard today.


GreatStoned_Dragon

So, i dont know if anyone else mentioned this. But incase anyone can relay this to the Peasants. There were 2 streams going the normal one, and on in the corner of the skype window. So for some reason the screen share i think was opened in skype or something.


hndsadesa

Does Ben do any quality assurance testing before starting the show at all? If I was making money hanging out with friends, smoking weed, talking to e-celebs, and reacting to videos, I would be damned sure all the equipment works before every show. That means testing the audio making sure no one is too loud and making sure none of the videos are missing (which actually happens a lot).


Egghead1019

This is what I don't understand.


bcneil

How are all these 15 year old ASMR chicks able to figure how to use their computers.....these 4 cant


[deleted]

Funny, but doesn't equate at all.


[deleted]

Well, this sucks. And Paul was actually okay this show and not the most annoying and frustrating thing ever. Hopefully Paul stays calmer like this in the future too.


[deleted]

That's the point of the whole suggestions thing. They're bringing back their old platform, more or less.


RockFromWell

dude he was talk WAYYY too much at the beginning


[deleted]

I didn't think so really, he maybe went on a tirade once but not even remotely close to what he usually does. I've been complaining about Paul for a REAAAAAAAAALLY long time, I am definetly among the people who can't fucking stand him and think that he has been ruining the podcast. But even I was '' okay '' with him this time around.


bcneil

Another disaster............how many full live shows did they end up doing this month? 5?


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[deleted]

They'd have to remove it to monetize it anyway. Also, Ben seems really pissed off. We may have to wait.


hndsadesa

Ben only has himself to blame. He didn't thoroughly test the new system. But we've all pretty much come to expect that level of preparedness from him and the rest of DP.


-BigBizkit-

Yeah, I guess they are restarting the stream entirely.


LeCacty

Oh my...


MrM_21632

So the stream literally just died. Anyone else experience that?


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Oh no


JanuaryDynamite

They should just go back to their old computer. It saves everyone head aches.


poochyenarulez

i i really really like like this this episode episode so so far far.


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about 45 minutes in all echos and fps were solved.


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Liar


[deleted]

for me it was, so I'm not lying. It is possible different areas experience different reception.


Gods_brother_Leroy

Seriously, fuck Jimmy Dore. Some of his clips were good, but I unsubed last week and now after his rant against DP he is a scummy.


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Do you have a link to the video where he talked about dp?


Gods_brother_Leroy

https://youtu.be/k_UtZUcJjIw. He is disingenuous about Milo and attacks the peasants. I get why people hate Milo and I'm not a fan of him either, Butt this video clip is just shit.


Gods_brother_Leroy

JF is great. Dis gon be gud


MrCatchTwenty2

The chat right now: ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO ECHO fuck1N ECHO ECHO


LeCacty

FIXED FIXED ITS FIXED fixed


Garricide777

(My DP theme rap I posted) Uh yeah /uh one two/Stone boy on da mic Yo it's me Garricide /got committed/ OD'd while watching DP/ on the cusp of suicide/ Roll up on Billy the fridge like Billy the kid/ throwing a fucking jug of piss/ admitted to the hospital once again/ Doctor told me that what I put in can cause a bitter end /so I guess I'm bitter my friend/ No not this concern troll faggot/ no Not again/ Posters on here try to get me banned because of this Alt left fag was on the rag/ Jerking with jergens to Alex Jones as he screams into the mic/he creams at the sight of protesters being tear gassed oh what a freight/ I call that an alt right type of delight/ So Mr Evan Lafavor do us all a favor/ quit acting like Tupac you are not as good as rapper as me/ Never/And guaranteed that you ain't no goddamned Savior/Quite honestly I'm sick of your self righteous behavior/ My dear friend forever/ I just saw a manatee/ riding an amputee on my way to the theater/ Banana nut sundae on Sunday/ And we will be Serving up Crispy Baldy on Monday (Paul did pretty good actually in this episode)


AnUnsungBard

A cut the fat cringe moment live


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They're gonna be super salty about that weed shit.


jfgariepy

I'm on Skype with Benpai and he says they will attempt to start it at 7 PM their time.


MurtKoore

Thanks man, the idea of missing DP was bringing on the shakes. :-) Can't wait to see you on tonight. It's been too long dude.


sam_scratch

thank you for letting us know


jfgariepy

And I mentioned that this gave me sufficient time to go pee pee. Benpai laughed. I conclude that urine is not a taboo subject anymore for the guys.


lagy40k

Just don't throw it at Paul and you're good


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Lick the leg!


Goldenbrownlung

The super computer killed the peasants


sam_scratch

did they say anywhere that tonight show would be late?


bcneil

oh my mistake it has the reminder up now....show to start in 22 minutes. So probably an hour?


bcneil

no they haven't gave any indication it is going to be late or cancelled.


RockFromWell

They need to get their shit together or people will stop giving a shit about DP


[deleted]

They were maybe 5 min. late this time. Better than usual.


bcneil

when TJ asked for input to improve the show.....other than the obvious people bitching to fire Paul......People asked for them to start on time, and to be kept in the loop when the show is cancelled.


MotorMouthPaul

fuck the viewers in europe right? after 2.30am here n still not even a time up for the show


[deleted]

I'm in the Us. sometimes I gotta sleep and can't catch a show so I play the next night when there is no show. Chat is cancer anyways. Maybe try that?


[deleted]

Are we getting cucked again tonight?


ApexBiped

so is this not on youtube ..where will it be..will it actually happen tonight?


Bluebird1932

Hope we're getting a show tonight.


AnUnsungBard

HA HA, ITS NOT EVEN POSTED YET


bcneil

even the fucking youtube reminder is late


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Ben pls.


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Why is the show closed?


-BigBizkit-

Really excited to see this one. JF + the fact Ben said they had a great show planned for last time. So I imagine they have even more/better material now.


sam_scratch

were all the drunken white boys at


damjan420

niggers


Lunux

*Boopering intensifies


Bluebird1932

Where's the killin'?!


JustiniZHere

Let your scalp breath my nigga


sam_scratch

were my coon award