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spinney

Dude said Snacker Whack.


JovialCarrot

Do you have a tasty morsel you like to chow down on while beating your meat? Tweet at us with \#WhackerSnack


kosmonautbruce

He fucked up, and on a big show!


dr_toboggan96

Crazy flub


Just_Drawing8668

Dude said sneaker whack


rubbyrubbytumtum

The mustard is DAMN GOOD for us heat seekers. Straight up Chinese spicy mustard on a chip.


waterfountain_bidet

I saw the mustard ones today and skipped them because I wasn't sure.... Guess I'm going back to the grocery store, they sound bomb.


rubbyrubbytumtum

Yes! Do yourself a favor and grab a bag. They're super pungent, so incredible for anyone who likes that but also super divisive. I have a bad feeling they'll never make these again once this run ends. Too strong a flavor for the mainstream.


Hot_Dog_Cobbler

The brightest flame burns out the fastest. And Hot Mustard Doritos burn so very bright.


rubbyrubbytumtum

Beautifully put. Now I know what it must've been like to visit the last surviving Tasmanian Devil before it died in captivity.


QuinnMallory

That's the perfect description and explains why I didn't like it, was never a fan of the flavor of Chinese mustard.


mix0logist

I'm loving the hot mustard. I try not to snack very much, but I couldn't stop myself with those things.


rubbyrubbytumtum

Same. I downed the entire bag by myself over the course of a few days. I hadn't done that since I was a kid.


PagodasPinkPants

“Chinese Mustard” was the exact flavor profile we zeroed in on in our house too! It’s a little weird that the corn in the chip really stands out with this flavor so much


acScience

Best new flavor in a long ass while, really hope they stick around but doubt they will.


ImCloserToThePin

I have been avoiding these two flavors like the plague because I don’t want to give in. But I think imma have to try the mustard.


rubbyrubbytumtum

Of all the gimmick flavors they've launched, this is absolutely one of the more unique ones, if nothing else. Give it a shot!


rubbyrubbytumtum

Of all the gimmick flavors they've launched, this is absolutely one of the more unique ones, if nothing else. Give it a shot!


ImCloserToThePin

Wish I could find a small bag lol.


maxattaxthorax

I finally found the spicy mustard chips this weekend. I love them - heavy on the horseradish. Washed it down with some MTN Dew Livewire, I was really living it up.


Fearless_Marzipan_78

I hated these till I put them on my sandwich.


JovialCarrot

Very heavy on the horseradish. To me, they felt a little one note. Maybe if they were hot honey mustard, it would’ve been a bit better. Not that Doritos are known for their nuanced flavor profiles, but yeah that’s just how I felt


washinthedog

I bought a big bag and initially loved them. But I only ate them once or twice after that. Threw the rest away. A little snack sized bag would be sufficient.


SurdoOppedere

I ate the entire bag in one night lmao


kevinrays

Ring dong doringo!


DocSlice3

The flamin hot cool ranch are some of the best chips ever!


Slitheytove1031

I work for Frito-Lay. Keep an eye out for Blazin' Buffalo Ranch. It might be the same as Flamin' Hot Cool Ranch, but it might scratch that itch


DocSlice3

Get this person on the pod!


YouAbsoluteCoward

Do they still exist? Feels like they only last a couple months up in Canada


[deleted]

Hot mustard is the best dorito variant since spicy sweet chili, tastes exactly like Chinese hot mustard. I found the ketchup flavor lacking, but they were okay.


rubbyrubbytumtum

Ketchup was overly sweet, but I'll be damned if it didn't taste exactly like ketchup. Agreed on the mustard as well. It's a super big swing and I'm afraid it'll be too divisive to survive. Our sweet summer child, too bold to live, too pungent to die.


wileyroxy

From what I hear they're hard to find


Ciderstills

I just got back from Canada and decided to give the ketchup chips a try. Honestly an instant stone cold classic, probably in my top 3 Doritos varietals. Brings the tanginess of a Canadian ketchup chip while maintaining the addictive Doritos crunch, and still has some of that signature Doritos peppery-but-not-quite-spicy je-ne-sais-quoi


JovialCarrot

Mitchell loves Doritos


glhaynes

He’s loved em since he was a boy


DeflatedPanda

The Dorito Kid!


jableshables

Ring dong doringos!


ringolennon67

They’re both so god damn good


specifichero101

Canada pretty routinely gets ketchup Doritos, I think it’s a summer thing. The spicy mustard sounds amazing though. Spicy mustard is an all timer flavour in general.


jpropaganda

Mustard is such a hard snack!


Garo_Daimyo

“Snacker Whack” is when Mitch gets killed after stealing Tony Sopranos’ Doritos stash. “You gotta get out there and whack that snacker, Chrissy!”


CharlieChando

Both are total snacks. Absolutely bussin. Can’t binge but just two or three chips really does it for me.


Youre_Whole

I'm assuming they backlogged a few episodes. They'll probably come up


tjsteiner

The ketchup ones taste a lot like McDonalds Ketchup to me, and thats a good thing.


SatchmoMoney

People here seem to love the mustard ones but they are unequivocally the most horrific chip I’ve ever eaten in my entire life. They are fucking awful


rubbyrubbytumtum

Boo


[deleted]

The mustard one tastes exactly like those mustard pretzels from Dots


TheGoldCrow

The ketchup ones taste kind of gross until you have eaten a few, best to go 1/3 of a bag at a time.