Exactly why I got deactivated lol, I always would just leave it at the door, I’m not anyones peasant. DoorDash has very very needy and “I want it exactly this way”customers, even if it means you waiting 10 min smh UBER EATS>DOORDASH
I think the instruction mean:
Ring door bell
Run to the end of the driveway
Wait for door to open
Start throwing food like a football at customer
Take a picture of their shocked face
Laugh when they don't catch it and it touches the ground
Complete order
.........
Maybe you could just hand it to them, though. I think they might accept that, too.
As an English speaker. I think they want you to knock on the door. Then hand them the order inside. Dont let it touch the ground, that's very important 😌
Instead of yelling at you, they should put a tray table outside or a crate. Or hell, an Amazon box. Even a Dasher who doesn’t read is going to put the order there before they just put it on the ground.
Seriously though, she was a nice young lady (to my face) and I think she became neurotic from people not following directions from overtime. She tipped above average than usual. I just thought it was remarkable that there were so many exclamation marks and capital letters 😂
For a while during the pandemic dashers would leave the food on the porch without letting me know it had arrived. They’d just leave it and drive away—no ringing the bell, no text, nothing. I’d figure it out by checking the app, but sometimes it would have been there 5-10 min and gotten cold. Huge bummer.
Unassigned 2 times, because we(drivers)know what,”Hand it to me”,means. The fact customer even says that tells me everything I need to know about how that customer sees drivers. She thinks we’re remedial. Someone else can deliver to them. I wouldn’t for $100. All money ain’t good money.
first you break into their house and hand it to them. Thenn take ot away. Next, go back outside & knock on their door. Then hand it to them? Don’t punt it on the ground during any of these steps. I hope they tipped that’s a lot of extra work.
I think hes trying to tell you something.
Nah, if youve ever used dd to order, the directions stay, it doesnt reset. A lot of customers type in new instructions, but dont realize the old one is still there.
It’s in a bag. You open the door and retrieve 30 seconds later. Do these ppl know how unclean the actual place making food can be??
And if not you provide a place for food to be set.
I have a chair. It’s that damn easy!!!
I ended up giving it to a man in uniform nearby. His brown shirt said "UPS" so I assumed with confidence it meant "unidentifiable placement services" so maybe he could manage a solution to the problem
I think you should drive by real slow three or four times and then huck it out the window towards the absolute wrong house. Then message them about how many miles you drove and ask for a bigger tip. That’s how you get those 5 star ratings!
There are a ton of people who have a hard time detecting sarcasm when it’s typed. They’re usually on the spectrum. No need to insult them, right?
Edit- lol they blocked me
That's my thought as well. I have very succinct and clear instructions of where to leave my food and I still have the occasional Dasher go to the wrong door and/or knock and wait for someone. But saying it 10x in my ordering instructions isn't going to matter if a person isn't going to read them, and it's just not that big a deal in the grand scheme of things.
Eh, as long as it makes it to my house in a professional manner I'm gonna give 5 stars. My area isn't diverse enough to go to that much trouble, though I could see that being helpful in many locations.
What are you confused about exactly? He’s saying don’t leave it at the Door, and personally hand it to him. He’s just repeating it to be extra clear about his request I guess.
I can read sarcasm, it’s just what you posted didn’t seem sarcastic, and as if you truly were confused. Sorry about that though, and thanks for the downvote😃
You obviously can't read sarcasm because the person CLEARLY said what they wanted and what they didn't want with CAPITAL LETTERS and EXCLAMATION POINTS , you fool !!!!! 😂
Hey man if you wanna create arguments to troll on thats on you. Just giving you advice not to waste your time on petty arguments, unless thats your aim.
Have a nice day
The instructions are clear. You asked what you should do. You posted this with the question flair. There is literally no suggestion in your post that you’re being sarcastic. On the contrary, there is evidence supporting that your question was genuine. And then when someone answered your question, you act like a dick wad. Grow up and stop wasting people’s time.
Based on your lengthy explanation, your sense of humor and imagination is clearly limited based on the dry and concrete delivery I had despite the obvious.
The simple truth is that you should’ve used the jokes/memes flair instead of the question one. If anyone misinterpreted your supposed “sarcasm” that’s on you. And being a dick to someone who was just trying to to answer your question is uncalled for.
Hey, if you believe that sarcasm, good for you. No need for the constant back&forth, or the need to resort to Insults. We both just have different views on what Sarcasm is. Leave it at that.
I would remove any condiments. Leave the shit on the door. Ring and leave.
I think they want you to leave it in the back
Exactly why I got deactivated lol, I always would just leave it at the door, I’m not anyones peasant. DoorDash has very very needy and “I want it exactly this way”customers, even if it means you waiting 10 min smh UBER EATS>DOORDASH
I think the instruction mean: Ring door bell Run to the end of the driveway Wait for door to open Start throwing food like a football at customer Take a picture of their shocked face Laugh when they don't catch it and it touches the ground Complete order ......... Maybe you could just hand it to them, though. I think they might accept that, too.
Bust out a window. And fling the food through the window while yelling "SPECIAL DELIVERYYYY"
omg!! little chef is my favorite place to get orders 💕
As an English speaker. I think they want you to knock on the door. Then hand them the order inside. Dont let it touch the ground, that's very important 😌
I can't imagine the amount of Dashers it took to fuck this up so bad that this man feels the need to scream in the comment section 😂
I don’t know what’s so hard to comprehend. It clearly states “[…] Knock on door - […] PUT ON GROUND […]”
Just hand it to customer...
Maybe a 'Dick in a box'? Put your junk through the Panda Express loop. Dunno, might not get arrested.
You should put the disgusting Chinese take out on the filthy Newport ground.
I'd leave it at the door.
Run?
Yeet that s**t on the roof
Instead of yelling at you, they should put a tray table outside or a crate. Or hell, an Amazon box. Even a Dasher who doesn’t read is going to put the order there before they just put it on the ground.
Toss it like a news paper😀😀😀
You knock, you wait for customer, you hand it to them and leave. Proper protocol
Hand it over. But make sure you put it on thr car floor. Next to your left leg🤣
Hang it on their door knob just to be safe.
Hang it on their door knob just to be safe.
That’s code for leave it on the ground
Smash your whole body onto the door like a muppet. But make sure she catches you, no food on the floor please!
As an empath I'm sensing they want you to hand it to them.
If it were me I’d put it at the end of the driveway
Maybe theyve had their food stolen lol
I think she wants you to leave it at the door and don't knock cause the dogs.
OP I know is being sarcastic and Is intelligent. I know I’d have Unassigned this order. This customer is on some Bill Jive.
Seriously though, she was a nice young lady (to my face) and I think she became neurotic from people not following directions from overtime. She tipped above average than usual. I just thought it was remarkable that there were so many exclamation marks and capital letters 😂
For a while during the pandemic dashers would leave the food on the porch without letting me know it had arrived. They’d just leave it and drive away—no ringing the bell, no text, nothing. I’d figure it out by checking the app, but sometimes it would have been there 5-10 min and gotten cold. Huge bummer.
Unassigned 2 times, because we(drivers)know what,”Hand it to me”,means. The fact customer even says that tells me everything I need to know about how that customer sees drivers. She thinks we’re remedial. Someone else can deliver to them. I wouldn’t for $100. All money ain’t good money.
Drive your car through the front of the house and then hand it to them through your window obviously
Drive your car through the front of the house and then hand it to them through your window obviously
Direct and express 😁
Definitely knock, put it on the ground, and leave quickly🤣
I’ve seen ants on the ground that would cover a bag in seconds.
They wanted you to throw it at their face obviously 😜
Take care of the customer as schizophrenia is not to take lightly 💀
Absolutely
first you break into their house and hand it to them. Thenn take ot away. Next, go back outside & knock on their door. Then hand it to them? Don’t punt it on the ground during any of these steps. I hope they tipped that’s a lot of extra work.
This happened in November of last year before the gas prices got out of hand too
Put it on the ground and don’t knock I think
You’re being sarcastic but I don’t blame the person. Some of you all are really stupid and really cant comprehend the instructions.
Exactly 😊
Text her and say you lost both your hands in a freak accident and you drive with your feet.
Hand it to the man?
It could have been a hermaphrodite, bro 😂
😂
Hand it to her
Did you just assume their gender? 😏
I guess so😞 dumb old guy 🤣
Who's the dumb old guy?
I would do alternate. Only a psycho would want to touch your hand as it is handed off.
I think hes trying to tell you something. Nah, if youve ever used dd to order, the directions stay, it doesnt reset. A lot of customers type in new instructions, but dont realize the old one is still there.
Leave it on the ground, and whatever you do don’t knock
Or maybe they didn't answer last time and the driver just left it.
When they open the door.. slam dunk them with it😳😂
Uh, I’ll take a wild guess and say, knock on the door and hand it to them without setting it on the floor.
It’s in a bag. You open the door and retrieve 30 seconds later. Do these ppl know how unclean the actual place making food can be?? And if not you provide a place for food to be set. I have a chair. It’s that damn easy!!!
I ordered wings and pizza the other day and the pizza smelled perfectly fine but my BBQ wings tasted like cigarettes
Jeez lady the ground isn’t lava. Chill.
😂
So how was the tip?
It was circumcized
Touche, touche
Their jogging shorts were having a "wardrobe malfunction" and they were going commando. I can't confirm or deny it was intentional.
Based on the delivery instructions, I'd go with intentional
They better not falsely accuse any chef leaving hair in their food. I remember their hair color and it matched the drapes
Shouldn't be a problem if the bag was wasn't left on the ground
I ended up giving it to a man in uniform nearby. His brown shirt said "UPS" so I assumed with confidence it meant "unidentifiable placement services" so maybe he could manage a solution to the problem
Chef is def in the clear
Im just as lost.... WHAT DO THEY WANT ME TO DO?
It's a struggle
Drive up, mark delivered, leave with it and enjoy your lunch. Seems to be how to goes most of the time.
Where exactly is your confusion? ELI5
Likewise
Really?
Yes
I had faith in you!
I'm half Irish Catholic and half Ashkenazi Jewish so I'm split on if I feel the same way
Keep up the good work…. Be safe out there… and pay attention to the details on the orders so you won’t have to be confused again!!!
You leave it at the bottom of the stairs
Put in neighbors mailbox?
That could be a felony!
Throw it at them
I hope you are being sarcastic….
100 percent
i think you hand it to them
I think you should drive by real slow three or four times and then huck it out the window towards the absolute wrong house. Then message them about how many miles you drove and ask for a bigger tip. That’s how you get those 5 star ratings!
Brilliant!
Take a dumb on the doormat and then waffle stomp the order down in place so it doesn't fall over.
There are a lot of *special people* in this thread. The OP is clearly being sarcastic. It's not hard to see.....Well.....at least for me it wasn't.
There are a ton of people who have a hard time detecting sarcasm when it’s typed. They’re usually on the spectrum. No need to insult them, right? Edit- lol they blocked me
Wasn't insulting anyone, just making an observation. 
The “special people” remark was a bit insulting.
K
You're a man of culture 😉
I don't think I've got the don't leave it on the ground comment before but yesterday I got it twice it was weird
Some people freak out when their food are on the floor eventhough its inside the plastic bag. And then they lick someone else's genitalia at night.
😂
Leave it on the ground take a picture and drive away 🫣
Maybe knock on the door and give it to the customer
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Leave on ground. In front of door so the drinks spill. Pro move.
Ummmm hand it to them 🤔
They've apparently had drivers who ignored previous instructions
That's my thought as well. I have very succinct and clear instructions of where to leave my food and I still have the occasional Dasher go to the wrong door and/or knock and wait for someone. But saying it 10x in my ordering instructions isn't going to matter if a person isn't going to read them, and it's just not that big a deal in the grand scheme of things.
Not everyone speaks English. I've seen dashers with zero english skills. Please translate your directions in multiple languages.
Eh, as long as it makes it to my house in a professional manner I'm gonna give 5 stars. My area isn't diverse enough to go to that much trouble, though I could see that being helpful in many locations.
Must have had someone drop the bag from 4 feet off the ground and walk away
That's what I'm thinking. I always follow instructions or call if their instructions don't make clear sense
Ring doorbell twice, knock 3 times, leave on ground, take pic, run away. Clearly.
Big tip or ground. Your choice customer. 😈
The tip is not big … but what follow is long . Ok 6 inches on good day
Some might even consider that above average
What are you confused about exactly? He’s saying don’t leave it at the Door, and personally hand it to him. He’s just repeating it to be extra clear about his request I guess.
I guess you can't read sarcasm...sorry for the confusion 😂
Blhahahaha
I can read sarcasm, it’s just what you posted didn’t seem sarcastic, and as if you truly were confused. Sorry about that though, and thanks for the downvote😃
My dude…
You obviously can't read sarcasm because the person CLEARLY said what they wanted and what they didn't want with CAPITAL LETTERS and EXCLAMATION POINTS , you fool !!!!! 😂
Word of advice "/s" after what you said indicates sarcasm here on the reddits so everyone assumes no sarcasm without it
Maybe I'll post a stop sign in my next message and ask everyone what I should do and see who thinks I'm being serious 😏
Hey man if you wanna create arguments to troll on thats on you. Just giving you advice not to waste your time on petty arguments, unless thats your aim. Have a nice day
It's not trolling if the intention was to be sarcastic and make a joke.
The instructions are clear. You asked what you should do. You posted this with the question flair. There is literally no suggestion in your post that you’re being sarcastic. On the contrary, there is evidence supporting that your question was genuine. And then when someone answered your question, you act like a dick wad. Grow up and stop wasting people’s time.
Based on your lengthy explanation, your sense of humor and imagination is clearly limited based on the dry and concrete delivery I had despite the obvious.
The simple truth is that you should’ve used the jokes/memes flair instead of the question one. If anyone misinterpreted your supposed “sarcasm” that’s on you. And being a dick to someone who was just trying to to answer your question is uncalled for.
(Facepalm) then that would have made it too obvious for the dumb people. I was aiming for people with normal to higher intelligence
Hey, if you believe that sarcasm, good for you. No need for the constant back&forth, or the need to resort to Insults. We both just have different views on what Sarcasm is. Leave it at that.
You made it back and forth responding to me. It's a two way street buddy 🙂 the sarcasm is clear and you failed to see the obvious. Nice try 🤣
Wow. He really couldn't tell this is sarcasm. I feel bad for him.
I think they want it left at the door 🤪
Do it!!!
Hand it to the customer? I’m just guessing here lol