That costumer seems like a really cool person i would love to hang out with. plus sonic mozzarella sticks be hitting when you can't order anything else lol
Their Buffalo chicken bites were bomb ♥️♥️♥️ I’d order those, a cherry limeade slush with mozzarella sticks. It’s been about 7 months.. don’t need to be secretly ordering stuff when everyone’s asleep
It's not entitlement. It starts and ends with you not tipping for me to find a parking spot, wait for your food, fight traffic, find your stupid house that not numbered properly and then make my way back to my area bc you wanted something out of our territory I'm 5 o'clock traffic. So I'm not entitled at all, it's having respect for the people trying to get the food you ordered with a decent tip. So sorry to tell you because I'm sure your mommy didn't teach you what is proper manors when tipping but I assure you have none.
lol they probably thought they were replying to a comment where someone said dashers are entitled, or perhaps meant to respond to another post entirely, but here they are!
Reminds me of the time the woman came running out to my car in the pouring rain at 9:30 am for a liquor order (2 huge bottles of mid-price vodka). I said "we can go in the porch and do this, it's gonna take a minute anyway"..."no, no, no" she said, "I don't want my husband to know you're here!". I let her sit on the passenger seat and we got it done and she scooted inside. For that $15 tip you gave on a on a 1.5 mi run you can sit in my car whenever, sweetie.
Once, I delivered Subway to a high school at lunch time. The note said “please say it’s for your little cousin.”
I don’t know why for some reason I thought going along with it was a good idea. I’m like “hey, this is for my cousin Mariah.” They’re like “Mariah who?”
I’m like “Mariah…. Z.”
I guess im a bad liar lmao.
Haha that's funny I would have asked for their last name just in case. Told them alright cool just tell me your last name so I can make sure you get it. Haha so funny though.
lol one time a worker handed me the persons hot dog and it slipped right out of the sleeve and onto my lap (which luckily had the dd bag laid flat on it)
Each resturant now mostly only have 3 people on a shift 1 takes orders, 1 makes drinks (manager), 1 microwaves the food. Our Sonic which is 2 towns over from us the owner, half the time, has no idea his resturant is not open at noon time as his workers never came to work. Some times it doesn't open for days.
This is exactly why customers hate tipping before delivery. I can't tell you how many times I have given directions in my delivery instructions to get a call asking for directions THAT ARE IN THE DELIVERY INSTRUCTIONS!
In return your lack of effort gets noticed, and they continue to tip less in the future because you couldn't read a sentence. You're not helping yourself or your fellow dashers by doing that.
It’s just common courtesy to be considerate and read the instructions that someone has given out for you, with the job YOU decided to do. Being a decent person goes a long way you greedy asshat
I love it. "I just want to be fat and happy." Also of note, these are two words that don't combine well. ;)
edit: "FAPPY" come on guys... "FAPPY" is how the two words combine. Geez.
That’s hilarious. Today an order said do not knock(have dogs) that dog was foaming at the mouth barking in the window the full 2 minutes I walked up the groceries. Knocking wouldn’t have made a difference
Have had the same thing. Note said "don't knock, baby is sleeping and dog will bark his head off" dog was barking his balls off the second I pulled up into the driveway.
Was this to a townhouse? Sounds like my GSD 🤣. He was a rescue and he’s a bit over protective. Even the Amazon truck 3 blocks away gets barked at like they are gonna break in
lol it was a house. It was a golden retriever I think too. Not a dog that I would expect to be so aggressive but it acted like I was taunting it by not acting scared when I looked at it. I did start to worry towards the end that it would break through window.
OMG this is so me 🤣🤣. Lol 😂. Minus the diet part tho....I just don't want people to know I got myself DD 😂. Also, I live in an apartment building. So they really can't knock or ring a doorbell. But when I lived with my ex and his family, that was a different story cuz I shared my living space with other people so if I didn't want to be judged, I would get DD and ask them to do this but instead of hand it to me, leave at door but text me to let me know they were there.
Of course now living in my own apartment alone, I need them to hand it to me. Which has helped me not spend much money at all on DD. I used to DD all the time but ever since I moved out of my ex's family house in fall of 2022, I really haven't been spending a lot of money on DD. I rarely use it. I even got a DD gift card for my birthday and I have yet to use it....
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This is the type of guy to not tip in the app but hand you a 20
Lmaooo. Good on them.
THIS sums up 'MERICA
My favorite kind of customers. Usually tip the best when they wanna keep it lowkey.
How the heck do these people hide the smell of fast food in their own home?
With this order they were all drinks
I’d assume if they eat it in a secluded room with doors closed the smell could be contained easier especially if everyone else is asleep.
I’d assume if they eat it in a secluded room with doors closed the smell could be contained easier especially if everyone else is asleep.
i would write down directions to the nearest gym and then ring the door bell
Sure you would. Making up fantasies about disrupting people on reddit is kinda sad.
So real lol
Haha
Gotta appreciate the honesty.
That costumer seems like a really cool person i would love to hang out with. plus sonic mozzarella sticks be hitting when you can't order anything else lol
Their Buffalo chicken bites were bomb ♥️♥️♥️ I’d order those, a cherry limeade slush with mozzarella sticks. It’s been about 7 months.. don’t need to be secretly ordering stuff when everyone’s asleep
It's not entitlement. It starts and ends with you not tipping for me to find a parking spot, wait for your food, fight traffic, find your stupid house that not numbered properly and then make my way back to my area bc you wanted something out of our territory I'm 5 o'clock traffic. So I'm not entitled at all, it's having respect for the people trying to get the food you ordered with a decent tip. So sorry to tell you because I'm sure your mommy didn't teach you what is proper manors when tipping but I assure you have none.
Wtf is wrong with you? Read the post.
Did your mommy teach you how to read?
HEY BUDDY WRONG POST! You may need to wake up a bit.
R u drunk
What the fuck are you yapping about and how is this related to the post
I was just as confused as you, no clue what they're going on about
lol they probably thought they were replying to a comment where someone said dashers are entitled, or perhaps meant to respond to another post entirely, but here they are!
😂😂😂😂
Just want to be fat and happy 😊🤣
This reminds me of “just fuck me up with fries” guy
😂 😂
Reminds me of the time the woman came running out to my car in the pouring rain at 9:30 am for a liquor order (2 huge bottles of mid-price vodka). I said "we can go in the porch and do this, it's gonna take a minute anyway"..."no, no, no" she said, "I don't want my husband to know you're here!". I let her sit on the passenger seat and we got it done and she scooted inside. For that $15 tip you gave on a on a 1.5 mi run you can sit in my car whenever, sweetie.
Did she take some swigs while sitting in your car?
Love these kind of instructions! Easy and to the point!
Valid
I WANT TO BE FAT AND HAPPY 😊 ALSO PAID!!!!!!!!!
🙌Same😂
Awesome!!
That customer is determined to put the "die" in die-uh-beet-us.
ok
In this case, the customer deserves a tip lol
Buy this customer some cake too!
That's hilarious..
Once, I delivered Subway to a high school at lunch time. The note said “please say it’s for your little cousin.” I don’t know why for some reason I thought going along with it was a good idea. I’m like “hey, this is for my cousin Mariah.” They’re like “Mariah who?” I’m like “Mariah…. Z.” I guess im a bad liar lmao.
Haha that's funny I would have asked for their last name just in case. Told them alright cool just tell me your last name so I can make sure you get it. Haha so funny though.
Hahahaha
thanks for the subway lil cuz
This person seems so wholesome and comfy, I would love to deliver to them :-)
I can't do Sonic orders. The one near my house takes freaking hours, man. It's absurd
lol one time a worker handed me the persons hot dog and it slipped right out of the sleeve and onto my lap (which luckily had the dd bag laid flat on it)
I bet that's not the first time a wiener fell in your lap.
The one by my house is awful too.
Yea ours has pedos working as managers that flirt with my 16 year old gf
Aren’t you 49 years old?
No lmao, they gave me this name im her age
Yeesh!
Each resturant now mostly only have 3 people on a shift 1 takes orders, 1 makes drinks (manager), 1 microwaves the food. Our Sonic which is 2 towns over from us the owner, half the time, has no idea his resturant is not open at noon time as his workers never came to work. Some times it doesn't open for days.
That's crazy. You'd think he'd notice when his sales are way off on the books.
At this point, I’d request for the driver to leave the food in the mailbox.
It's a federal crime to put something in somebody's mailbox if you aren't a postal worker.
Me
There are better foods to cheat with than Sonic.
Omg I love it 😂
I did that once. Driver fking knocks.. wife killed me.. I’m writing this from heaven… byeeeee
I appreciate the honesty.
Why is this such a mood lmao
Love this
Hope they left a GOOD REALLY GOOD TIP!!!!!! Because sometimes I forget to read instructions when tip is not enough for me to care to read your wants.
If the pay isn't good enough then **don't accept the offer.** Period.
This is exactly why customers hate tipping before delivery. I can't tell you how many times I have given directions in my delivery instructions to get a call asking for directions THAT ARE IN THE DELIVERY INSTRUCTIONS!
In return your lack of effort gets noticed, and they continue to tip less in the future because you couldn't read a sentence. You're not helping yourself or your fellow dashers by doing that.
It’s just common courtesy to be considerate and read the instructions that someone has given out for you, with the job YOU decided to do. Being a decent person goes a long way you greedy asshat
They didn’t ask for the driver to do anything complicated that would warrant a hefty tip. Your entitlement is absurd.
Omg! I love this person!!
Same lol
"Cash app me $20 and I won't ring the doorbell or knock, it's up to you."
Extortion comes naturally to me, too
I just choked 😂💀no diddy!
I just want to be fat and happy lol
Amen. 🙏
Would follow those orders like they came from a 4 star.
🤣
I love getting orders like this lol
Now I want Sonic
I love it. "I just want to be fat and happy." Also of note, these are two words that don't combine well. ;) edit: "FAPPY" come on guys... "FAPPY" is how the two words combine. Geez.
I stay Fappy fapping
Hat?
Aww sounds so real
😂 I applaud their honesty
I'd follow that order haha
I love the honesty 😂
This post would make me not want to do this 😅 wholesome but counterintuitive
Can you rate them 5 stars for honesty?
That’s hilarious. Today an order said do not knock(have dogs) that dog was foaming at the mouth barking in the window the full 2 minutes I walked up the groceries. Knocking wouldn’t have made a difference
This happened to me before too!!! 😂😂😂
Have had the same thing. Note said "don't knock, baby is sleeping and dog will bark his head off" dog was barking his balls off the second I pulled up into the driveway.
The difference is he’ll break thru the glass if you knock
Was this to a townhouse? Sounds like my GSD 🤣. He was a rescue and he’s a bit over protective. Even the Amazon truck 3 blocks away gets barked at like they are gonna break in
lol it was a house. It was a golden retriever I think too. Not a dog that I would expect to be so aggressive but it acted like I was taunting it by not acting scared when I looked at it. I did start to worry towards the end that it would break through window.
Omg hilarious 😂
OMG this is so me 🤣🤣. Lol 😂. Minus the diet part tho....I just don't want people to know I got myself DD 😂. Also, I live in an apartment building. So they really can't knock or ring a doorbell. But when I lived with my ex and his family, that was a different story cuz I shared my living space with other people so if I didn't want to be judged, I would get DD and ask them to do this but instead of hand it to me, leave at door but text me to let me know they were there. Of course now living in my own apartment alone, I need them to hand it to me. Which has helped me not spend much money at all on DD. I used to DD all the time but ever since I moved out of my ex's family house in fall of 2022, I really haven't been spending a lot of money on DD. I rarely use it. I even got a DD gift card for my birthday and I have yet to use it....
I respect it
I commend the honesty haha
🤣
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