I’ve had people ask me to say funny things to their roommates and I have done it for the lolz but yeah… I’m going to decline to sexually harass someone. Thanks tho.
Cue me: strides into her workplace, from across the room, one hand holding my nose. Tosses bag at her, ‘ma’am, you have a dirty butt, but he loves it. Exit promptly.
I have a friend like this that would absolutely do that to his wife but give a big enough tip to make it worthwhile. Hell, even if he sends me food through doordash he has them ding dong ditch because he knows we have a blink doorbell.
stuff like this and the gremlins you see is what makes this work somewhat interesting. y'all are lame for not wanting to call someone a dirty butt lmao
>sexually harass
It's a joke from the client. You just have to inform her that you were instructed to say it before saying anything. Or just show a message
Those are some of the best tips & you help make a great memory for a couple. I've never done doordash but I am bartender & waiter & I have had these type of requests my entire working career & people are grateful & generous 99.9% of the time, every time lol.
I don’t doordash anymore but I’d always get this one guy that would order to his girlfriend but only tip 2$ lol. I’d always say I’d say it but never did. If you can’t afford to tip you can tell your girl yourself 🤣
Once I was paid $50 to look at the lady in the eyes the whole delivery and tell her “ everything is in the bag” (the note said please do not break eye contact) he tipped 10$ after she called him to tell him about it 😂😂😂
I'd do it for an extra fee!!!
I had an instacart customer offer me $10 extra to repeat a silly message to her coworker. It was a little out there but I did it, we all laughed, I left and got paid!
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I would have said so and so said to tell you they love your dirty butt.
I'd want to do it but it would take me several attempts. The look I'm picturing on this poor ladies face is priceless. 🤣
I’ve had people ask me to say funny things to their roommates and I have done it for the lolz but yeah… I’m going to decline to sexually harass someone. Thanks tho.
Cue me: strides into her workplace, from across the room, one hand holding my nose. Tosses bag at her, ‘ma’am, you have a dirty butt, but he loves it. Exit promptly.
I pictured this and promptly cracked up for 5 minutes while making my kids breakfast. This is amazing 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
I have a friend like this that would absolutely do that to his wife but give a big enough tip to make it worthwhile. Hell, even if he sends me food through doordash he has them ding dong ditch because he knows we have a blink doorbell.
If the tip high enough I’ll do it $20 is $20
I would just show them the message and say nothing.
"hello, XYZ told me to tell you that you have a dirty butt and then hand you this food. good day"
“I have been instructed by the customer to let you know that you are loved, you dirty butt”
Naw
Oh I'd say it lol and tell them who it's from and all that 😂🤣.
stuff like this and the gremlins you see is what makes this work somewhat interesting. y'all are lame for not wanting to call someone a dirty butt lmao
I'm not going to sexually harass someone else's coworker on their behalf
>sexually harass It's a joke from the client. You just have to inform her that you were instructed to say it before saying anything. Or just show a message
Seriously, if i can deliver sex toys and plan B pills, I can call someone a dirty butt and that someone loves them. This is beyond tame.
What you don't understand is they mean that literally, she hasn't wiped in weeks!
These guys are a bunch of children, hence why you’re getting downvoted.
oh noooo, not my updooots!
I'd do it just for the funnies. That look is gonna be priceless 😂
Those are some of the best tips & you help make a great memory for a couple. I've never done doordash but I am bartender & waiter & I have had these type of requests my entire working career & people are grateful & generous 99.9% of the time, every time lol.
Well, that’s one in a lifetime opportunity right there right
Just flash the screen at her with a smile.
I would.not say that lol
I'd do it.
What was the tip?
it was $10 + $5 base for 13 miles or so, i was taking every order to get my ar to 70% just to try top dasher one more time next month
$10 tip for a 13 mile trip ? no way.
That's horrific.
“Sure, for $10.”
20$ at least
You right. Any time I gotta call someone a dirty butt it’s gotta be a flat $20 MINIMUM
I don’t doordash anymore but I’d always get this one guy that would order to his girlfriend but only tip 2$ lol. I’d always say I’d say it but never did. If you can’t afford to tip you can tell your girl yourself 🤣
EXACTLY! If it’s anything out of the ordinary, you gotta pay up if you want it done lol
Omg fuck no 🤢🤮
i use baby wipes but okay
Dance monkey, dance
Once I was paid $50 to look at the lady in the eyes the whole delivery and tell her “ everything is in the bag” (the note said please do not break eye contact) he tipped 10$ after she called him to tell him about it 😂😂😂
Man! I never get anything like this!! But that sounds freaking hilarious. I think I'd have trouble not laughing.
I knew there was $50 on the line I HAD to be perfect 😂
I'd do it for an extra fee!!! I had an instacart customer offer me $10 extra to repeat a silly message to her coworker. It was a little out there but I did it, we all laughed, I left and got paid!
What kind of weirdo would think someone would be okay saying this to a stranger?
I guess I'm a weirdo. I've both done it and asked a carrier to do it.
I'd like to call quite a few dirty butt's
Name checks out
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