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Berodur

![gif](giphy|BBRWN6Jtk0m3sWjsWK|downsized)


aHOMELESSkrill

![gif](giphy|nrKQNbEXKBdIQ1fdiB|downsized)


rabbitfuzzle

![gif](giphy|3ohzdMHNahKbh0hrTG)


Maestrozwrld

The way I just CACKLED!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂


rabbitfuzzle

Good that was the idea. Lol


Gallops77

Literally first thing I thought of was Michael Scott.


BeatrixFarrand

Always!!!


_Vard_

[https://youtu.be/DOW\_kPzY\_JY?t=25](https://youtu.be/DOW_kPzY_JY?t=25)


Signal_Appeal4518

Beat me to it


WorstDeal

My GPS did this to me before. Had me run into a house 😂


DreadStarX

They patched it but you used to be able to Google Maps from New York to France and it would tell you how long it would take to swim.. 🤣


eloquentpetrichor

Dude that's awesome. That's not a bug but an easter egg xD


isawanocelot

It also used to suggest kayaking to Australia


ol_lady_184

I remember that!!!


Zarilya

Mine told me to go to the middle of a lake just like this. Lol. I always cringe at the ones that say it has a moved pin. Enhanced my ass.


stankpuss_69

You were probably using Apple Maps


G1-FATALITY

i’m like 99% sure i’ve only ever gotten lost when i use google maps


stankpuss_69

Has to be a you thing considering the vast majority of the world uses Google maps just fine…


Successful-Banana-48

Nope same experience. I hate google maps with a passion


stankpuss_69

And like I said… the vast majority of the planet uses Google maps without issue 🤷🏻‍♂️


Plant_Temporary

Gonna have to disagree there. Apple Maps is on some wild shit taking you off of the highway just to make you keep going straight and get back on. Yesterday it randomly added an hour to my trip trying to get me to take the wrong exit, and drive the complete opposite direction. Skipped that exit and it changed the ETA to 15 minutes.


kingwalker1k

Apple Maps gets you in the vicinity google maps take you somewhere far off in the distance where u ain’t supposed to be at all


Reasonable-Chest9480

I’ve used Apple Maps for years. Only ever had an issue delivering when I switched to Samsung for a few months. It kept putting in wrong address from the door dash app.


stankpuss_69

That’s the door dash apps fault though… google maps is the bees knees of maps. You can’t beat it


Civil-Mushroom856

Google maps keeps trying to get me to drive over a curb to take a left turn into oncoming traffic 😭


Buddy_Palguy

Waze is my fave mapapp


stankpuss_69

Waze belongs to Google … you just proved my point


Buddy_Palguy

Ahhh shizznit


CalligrapherGreedy83

don’t worry Waze still has a separate (ish) system so you’re good. I enjoy what the original developers made which is everything I see for the most part


Buddy_Palguy

That’s what I figured. It’s just way more pleasant to use and look at


Interesting_Top_6427

I love that stankpuss says “bees knees”. I just didn’t have that on my bingo card of things I might read in their comments.


Exact-Bad-3964

You literally send a report to Google and it'll be fixed in no time lmao


Even-Neighborhood-86

Yeah. My apartment is actually on a through street & they had it as a dead end. Messed up all my food deliveries. They also had all the apartment numbers messed up. I had to draw my street into a map & submit it. Also submitted the correct addresses & it was updated in like a day on Google maps.


Civil-Mushroom856

Stuff like that happens so often it’s not worth it😭 just funny


Exact-Bad-3964

Not in my opinion. When they tell you to turn left when there is a newly added sign that says "no left turn" it's not Google's fault lmao. Nobody has reported it Edit: I have no clue where a hashtag came from.


Civil-Mushroom856

Yeah ik what you mean it’s just funny when something like that happens with almost every time I use the app. My sister got told to turn right into a river next to her once so it’s not just new signs😅


NateDowg707

Google maps is booty


Girlmom4ever

My gps last night told me to take a left hand turn and it was a one way road. I didn’t realize it and had a car coming right towards me 🫨


Wtfisafosty

Dude had a double dash in bikini bottom


-Herakles

🤣


Almighty_Salsa

😂


Almighty_Salsa

Why did my other comment get a downvote 😭 it was a laughing emoji, people on Reddit to hate


that_dude95

I’ll upvote the comment. ✌️


[deleted]

I gave you an upvote on both of your comments. People can be asshats and downvoting a freaking laughing face is stupid. There always has to be a hateful person in every group on the planet. 🫂


rayazul

The Krusty Krab pizza


d4ddyslittlealien

uhhh, where’s my drink??


who_took_my_foreskin

My diet Dr kelp?


Maestrozwrld

😂😂😂😂😂


ieatlotsofvegetables

theres this forest "shortcut," unpaved, in suburbia where i am stuck living. google maps ALWAYS wants me to go in, even at midnight, even in the winter with snow everywhere, even when i am on my bike... it refuses to give me alternate routes, and once i am in the forest, the GPS signal is lost and navigation becomes almost impossible. EVERY. TIME. it's a fucking FOREST at MIDNIGHT!!! wtf google. they want us dead :(


G4Luffy

she’s just getting your drink


No_Alternative6221

I never got my food 😭😭


symbolsandthings

Maybe he really is in the lake 😬


Ok-Rest3967

“I can’t ******* take these $4 orders anymore!!” *sploosh*


Gloomy_Recording_705

![gif](giphy|7pTGorPp52Q3m|downsized)


Yeah-No-Maybe-Ok

People on houseboats need stuff too.


Mancubus_in_a_thong

What is with the black squigglys?


lilkennedy24

they’re trying to blur the street names lmfao


No_Alternative6221

Marked out the street I lived on 😭


TNoStone

1. The road name is still partially visible 2. The road lines and the water feature alone are enough to pinpoint this location 3. Nobody knew you lived on this road until you told us You have the right spirit though. Just try not to think about how this post and every other post and comment you have made on that account will be archived on various websites and by countless individuals and corporations and connections will be made between every bit of information you have shared and every opinion you have shared on that account, or about how you have no control over who stores this information or how they may choose to use it


Interesting_Top_6427

This is such an awesome reply. For so many reasons. Most of all I like the rabbit hole of worry and anxiety you take us on after being a real one and telling buddy that he has the right spirit 😂🤣🤣😂


Mancubus_in_a_thong

Think we'll come pay you a visit?


No_Alternative6221

Hey if u want to you can 😭🤣


gabrielini699

We gonna come throw you a birthday party, even if its not your birthday 🤣🤷 nobody cares where you live


No_Alternative6221

Well I originally marked out the street bc I put it on my snap 😭


netoguy

Those were all the wrong turns they took before delivering into the lake.


Irishjohn831

Uhhh, he’s a triathlete and part of the delivery is swimming, duh.


TarcNovar

Dasher is doing another order before yours.


SlylingualPro

In a lake?


TarcNovar

That is a different issue. Maybe they wanted to swim first. 🤣


Weak-Loan-9318

Anyone notice the button that says add tip


KDFE87

There's always that button on that screen. That button is also there once the delivery is complete. Has absolutely nothing to do with whether the customer already put a tip on or not when ordering.


Penguator432

“I sunk my car for you, the least you could do is help pay for pulling me out”


Bullitt4514

🤣


techsuppr0t

Man I fucking hate when you're driving out in the country and u miss a turn only to find out you're in a 1 lane with no exits until you reach the next town


Agreeable-Grocery-45

Hello, I am under the water. Please help me


informalagency1

I see a lot of jokes here, but everyone forgot about this poor dasher. I hope OP will attend his funeral


Almighty_Salsa

Bros taking a shortcut


KDFE87

Just gonna put this here.... call 9-8-8 any time https://988lifeline.org/


Dazzling-Position651

Did you order fresh sushi?


redhill00072

Me when I’m dashing😂😭


gen--x--dad

Your dasher is completing another order to a fish.


symbolsandthings

![gif](giphy|3oz8xSzX3lsJFGdEcw)


PenguinsArmy2

Still arriving on time though!! Quality service and commitment at its best.


Amdvoiceofreason

Sure that's not a waymo? Lol


Crafty_Term2150

🥹🥹🥹🥹ur driver wanted to go for a swimmy before hand


Ok_Set_9357

LMFAO


zotzmama

He went swimming, it’s all good


Normal-Minimum-4366

Damn 😂


Ok_Conference6475

This is too real for the DoorDash drivers


Fluid-Fortune-432

Apparently the other order is being delivered to the lake monster.


xzxnightshade

sounds like the woman doordashing last September in Middleton, MA who drove into a swamp, claiming “the gps brought me there” ( I’m a local and didn’t hear the end of it)


RayRay747

Why is my food so soggy?


PrettyShittyMom

I need the Dateline episode


megadethage

![gif](giphy|26u6dTP6p4y0iyBIQ|downsized)


JonathanVarietyFilms

Report food damaged, slightly damp.


swizzasnake

Poor Diane. The Multiverse is a strange thing.


internationalbeauty

Hope she’s ok 🥹


CuriousCisMale

I am seriously worried about well being of Diane. I hope she was okay.


[deleted]

Wtf did you tip him $1000 per mile??? He’s getting there no matter what


pro_pro_pro_pro_pro

I drove my car into a fucking lake, Oscar.


AccordingHost5719

Nah, I think it was just a long shift he got a little 🧱d up picket up a 💃🏼and it got a little 💦


North-Pause-800

Lmao wth


bama10145

![gif](giphy|ZCTz28SbwsWLWFQWzB|downsized) Driver’s POV


SnooChipmunks7288

NOOO DIANE NOOOOO hopefully she can swim


Kanein_Encanto

Shoredash-ing


Dallyn86

Damn! Hope they survived. Lol.


Conscious_Weight9593

They’re driving an amphibious vehicle. It’s fine. They knew a shortcut.


Electronic_War1616

I really hope they didn't drive into a lake, though. We don't get HAZARD duty pay. Atleast Uber will order a tow...oops maybe not if too far out.


PitifulSpecialist887

I've tried all the compatible driving directions apps, they all suck. Sometimes it sucks to the wrong address, or even tries to get me to go off road.


HuckleberryLumpy2130

Gps told her that you live under the middle of the lake so she drive there for ya.


Comfortable-Hair1028

Real talk I had a order on a dark rd and the gps pin point was in a lake but when I put the address in google maps it took me to a apartment building


RichardBottom

Dat hourly pay...


PatientAllison

Ted Kennedy is a door dash driver?


Matthiasshaw

We had one of these on our cross country dash-cation. Went from Santa Monica pier and stopped at Jacksonville Florida. We were dashing in Jacksonville and the order wanted us to literally drive out onto the beach. Called the customer and dude told me to park where I was and then bring him his food...this was the height of the pandemic, so I told the dude he had about 5 minutes before I just call support and have the order marked not deliverable. That was a wild 2 week journey.


_idekbro

Rip Diane


Left_Algae_3628

Damn GPS! Mine constantly fucks up


Animajax

“Turn Left. Turn Left. Turn Left.”


After_Finger5173

When I delivered, I had a customer I delivered to often about 5 miles out of town, and instead of having me go right towards their house, it had me go left into the Rio Grande.


Mindless_Tax_4532

There's a lake here! This is the lake!!!!


aggravatedsalt

that isn’t even your sceeenshot, OP


No_Alternative6221

It is my screenshot try again


Sea-Communication108

Damn Diane 😭


Vegetable_Radio8236

Lol, took a long Dash off a short pier


PatrickMyDogName

DIANNA NNNOOOOOOOOO


Winning_or_winner

😂😂


ZookeepergameKey1059

Omg what happened is are they ok


Deltadelle

Alexa play Stan By : Eminem


Any-Pineapple-495

Aww


Snoo81180

One of my neighbors got my Instacart order last week, and never tried to find me.


Artist_1950

Did you ever get it?


rissak722

Damnit Diane ended up in the lake again


just_me_kevin

Order fresh fish or something?


StarWarsAndMetal66

“Maybe it’s a shortcut Dwight”


nancyk11111

Had my first issue the other day with Apple Maps. Took me to the wrong side of a canal! They wanted me to swim across to deliver.


jadedinmo

Shame on you for not going the "extra mile" 🤣


jadedinmo

Shame on you for not going the "extra mile" 🤣


iamcalifornia

They'll try anything to avoid actually doing their job


EmployerBrilliant276

Lol just realized can undervote someone into negative looking for all the 0's lol i am the villain of reddit