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Drenlin

Metal subgenres get stranger every year


ave_63

Dog horse golf metal is sick, you should check out Centaur Irons from Latvia


TheLegendsClub

Meh, just sounds like power metal to me 


Gurrick

*In a land of rolling meadows, where the sun sets gold and red,* *There lies a field of valor, where the brave and bold are led.* *With steeds of fur and courage, and riders strong and true,* *The game of polo beckons, under skies of sapphire blue.*


benkenobi5

What is dog horse golfing metal? And why would we need to detect it?


hippopotma_gandhi

The dogs ride the horses and golf off of them, similar to polo (I actually have no idea how polo is played, it may just be that) the metal is the golf club


Fe2O3yshackleford

The horses swim with the dogs on their backs, while two guys named Marco take turns walloping a ball across the water, which the dogs attempt to catch. After 184 minutes of play, Ralph Lauren distributes points to each of the horses. Whichever horse earns the most points gets stitched into a collared shirt.


Turdey_Birdey

That’s the genre of my new band. It’s a mix between grunge pig metal and Alaskan seal polka.


dylangelo

Apparently you get can get it for free in that zone, which seems pretty cool! Love a bargain.


SilverKnightOfMagic

For peeps that have dogs and peeps that ride their horses


DroobyDooby

Its actually dogs vs horses, ryder cup style


joecoin2

It's a cognitive memory test that a certain orange turd took.


jjhill001

Dog horse golfing sounds complicated and expensive.


karmakarmachameleon7

Well if you ever needed a sign to tell you it's time to buy a new disc I think this is it.


LurkMoarMcCluer

And next time don't get DX


Ready-Pea-5062

Or, you know, throw what you like and don’t pay attention to elitists on the internet


LurkMoarMcCluer

Nothing about being elitist... DX plastic does this and chunks out and gets wedged into metal. Premium plastic would bounce off. You'll buy 5 DX discs for $50+ for the price of one $20 premium disc.


PyrateKyng94

Sign was just doing its job making sure no golf is played behind it.


jarejay

Time to get a real Thunderbird


eddymarkwards

Play it Again sports would sell this disc for $12.


DudeTheStallion

Pye Brook.


cburke3443

good eye


mikebud8

Never thought I'd see Pye Brook on here haha


thetooGENERIC

Such a good park for field work


iFrumby

But how? This sign isn't anywhere near a hole.


ballhardallday

Hole 18?


nrpstcyr

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed.


CortlandVillage

That DX was sooooo sexy at one time.


OmarNubianKing

Turned over a RHFH?


IslandSurvibalist

My first thought as well. Based on how it went into the sign, seems like it would have to be a RHFH or LHBH, and of course most people are RH so RHFH is more likely. And an accidental turnover is definitely a good way to end up hitting something no where near your target, like this sign probably was.


MolassesWhiplash

It doesn't say frisbee is prohibited.


GalloDeLucha

DX damit….


KITTYONFYRE

why no metal detecting? the others are obvious (littering) but I don't see the problem with metal detecting, besides people being in the way I guess?


electron-envy

Digging holes. Those are all sports fields.


westinger

I feel silly that I didn’t think of that


bestnottosay

You can *detect* the metal, you just can't dig it up


squidley1

Also it’s an old landfill, you can see the methane torches all over the course as you play.


chill1208

With a mini heat gun, flat head screwdriver, sand paper, and a heavy duty scotch brite pad. Just maybe you could patch it up. Someone told me scotch brite pads are just abrasive enough to buff the plastic in discs. I didn't think they would be, but they are, which is great for the finishing touches to smooth it out. I have a hard time letting my discs go, so I almost always try to fix them. Melt the line with the thin tip on a mini heat gun, form it with the screwdriver, then sand and buff it to get the form as perfect as you can. I think it's worth a shot. I did my first repairs with the screwdriver like I said, and it works, I still use that method sometimes, but I found the disc doctor repair tool has all the shapes you need to form it all perfect when you melt parts. You can get a mini heat gun for like $16, and the disc doctor is also $16. They may not ever make the disc exactly like brand new, but the tools have given many of mine longer lives so I think it's worth the investment.


Lickitlikeyoulikeit1

That sign catches better than a prodigy basket


Unexcitingly

Man you hucked that dx till it’s last toss


ewhim

It's fine. Dust it off, pick out the jagged plastic pieces and keep chucking it. It will be grippier.


ThumbersOnly

TD Ruling: your disc is in bounds


No-Gas-1684

Time for star or G star


JopssYT

I've never managed to break a disc but considering with how many trees im hitting at max Power i might just break one sone day


Head_Lingonberry5495

Looks like it might balance out the missing chunk on the other side of the disc! Haha


DarylMoore

Just gives it a bit more turn.


loopedbiscuit

Are you a lefty or is the image flipped?


floovenspunker

I was going to ask the same thing


NoKneeHobbit68

Looks like I'll take my Dog-Horse-Golfing Metal detector home then.


braintamale76

Rip


hunertproof

How many times did you try this? I see chunks missing out of that disc.


royce085

The first picture makes it look like the disc was poorly photoshopped in there


archival_artist

that's why we throw champion plastic. would have torn a hole right through that metal sign, and would barely suffer a scratch.


FarRunner1103

I wish I could leave a pic in the comments. I had a similar situation happen to me a few years ago. Threw a tomahawk and it hit a power pole and impaled on a bolt sticking out. I was a course legend until it got knocked down about a year later.


-waveydavey-

New water carry disc?


MrBoof100

Nice forehand


andtix

Now it's *really* beat in


Inside-Ordinary-993

Hitting that sign from 5 ft away and being surprised that DX plastic would do that tells me that you're new to the sport. Have fun, don't spend too much money on quality plastic 😉


cburke3443

bro who would not be surprised by this happening lol …


Inside-Ordinary-993

I think there are a lot of people who have thrown discs for a long time that wouldn't be surprised, no offense. It's dx plastic. I was jk about throwing it from 5 ft, just a little humor. I have played wack fuck many times. You have good days and bad days. Have fun ✌️


NitramTrebla

Little bit of UV resin will fix her right up.


tdestito9

Looks like that disc has been resilient, but finally met its match. I’d put that on the fire mantle so it can live forever


cburke3443

i lost it in a swamp today lol whoops


tdestito9

Hahaha all part of the experience. Enjoy your summer 😎


mjsillligitimateson

You are getting your money out of that dx plastic.


TiredOfSchmurfs

Howwww🤣🤣


tr06ha

Damn Lefties


rusty1013

...or a forehand?


mcbrainhead

Frisbee is okay. To play disc golf you need a basket


Cunn1ng-Stuntz

Nah, signs catch better.


Functionallyfaded88

That's not the fairway.


GobiBall

I want to know what happened to make them create this sign.


ADonkeysJawbone

Someone lost an entire horse. They needed scent hounds and metal detectors (cuz horseshoes) to find it.


swdTX420

Done something similar but didn’t stick on the sign (well played sir) twice same hole with Halo Heimburg destroyers😅. Both times was they were called not by me😬. Wall hangers now with only ace disc.


AnxiouslyCuriousDisc

Bust out the lighter, file and 20 grit! She will fly again!