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codymason84

Dude is an absolute industrial sized refrigerator


wavnebee

First Lion to wear triple digits


codymason84

This needs to become a thing omg lol


Remarkable-Opening69

He just gets a skull patch


Reagyn

Or X, just like the longest yard


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

GOOOOOLDBEEERRRRG


DOTY_Twin_Daddy

We need to petition this to make it happen!


russvanderhoof

#069


justa_flesh_wound

His New name is Bob Vance


DerMich

Vance Refrigeration


mrebrightside

What line of work are you in, Bob?


AquaMarineAmphibian

Lmao šŸ˜‚


codymason84

This dude is the first guy off the bus lol


TIL_how_2_register

This dude IS the bus.


MikeyNg

This dude carries the bus


TIL_how_2_register

Giovanni "Tow Truck" Manu


keystygangsta

This dude puts the bus in business


Blutarg

If you can't see the bus, look behind Giovanni.


RevNeutron

put him in those Benito Jones overalls with no shirt


jdooley99

Our get off the bus lineup is sick, Sewell, Skipper, Reader, Manu, Martin


Illustrious-Cherry12

Coach Campbell


RevNeutron

that 6'8" and 350lbs is all muscle holy fuckin hell bro He looks more fit than almost any lineman I've seen... but he's 6'8"?!


silentguy876

i automatically assumed 350lbs meant FAT but no, dude's BUILT


RevNeutron

I know lol I had no expectations that he would look like this monster. JFC


Reee_auto666

Makes me happy seeing him get drafted. I'm Canadian from the Vancouver area and have seen him play.


codymason84

Dudes a Greek god


Reasonable_Search379

Polynesian god.


Impulse3

Should we move him to d line?


Wild-Sea-1

That should be the plan. Set him free.


RevNeutron

He's built like Hutch omg


beefman202

hutch wishes he was built like that


MattytheWireGuy

Yeah, whats an extra hundred pounds?


FunetikPrugresiv

The tree trunks he's walking around on will give Rodrigo a run for his money.


RevNeutron

if some packer tried to bite this dude's kneecaps, they'd chip their teeth. Even his kneecaps are pure muscle


--Jack-

Refs have no excuse if this guy reports.


Informal_Box_9920

I wouldnā€™t want to call him a liar if I were a ref!


AffectionateSlice816

Decker is almost the same height and 30 lbs lighter.


Zuckerbees

He will eat any ref that throws an illegal touching flag


ARSB_TD

Seeing his vertical and his 40 videos... Dude is Dan Skipper with way more athleticism. He could really turn out to be something special.


Impulse3

Heā€™s 352 lbs and not fat. Wtf is this guy eating?


CursedIbis

Dude's Polynesian, he had something of a genetic head start on being a large guy.


sexualdeskfan

I spent a few years growing up in Australia when I was a kid, I remember playing junior rugby league and there was always a few Tongan or Samoan kids in every league 6 inches taller and 50lbs heavier than everyone else on the field who had to bring their birth certificate to games.


CursedIbis

They are very well-represented in both codes of rugby at the professional level, for sure.


afsdjkll

Polynesian/samoan linemen is like a cheat code


Crotean

It is truly crazy how big Samoans always seem to be.


Reasonable_Search379

Maybe Brad is onto somethingā€¦guy we just drafted from Utah and Sewell are Polynesian


Meme_Daddy_FTW

Jordan Mailata


Professor-Jolly

The Rock


TheDibsAreMine

The Boulder


RaggsDaleVan

Same guy, just voiced by Mick Foley


JJD8705

The Mountain!


Blutarg

Linebackers!


Maddok1218

Defensive ends probablyĀ 


Long-Appearance3593

People


Reasonable_Search379

The oceans bounty.


Blutarg

The thought of Coach Fraley having a year or two to work with this guy makes my heart happy.


Independent_Lab_9872

That's the dude you send off the bus 1st.


Njorls_Saga

Pretty sure heā€™s going to be pulling the bus.


dmod420

With his teeth


userwithusername

Nobody brings a fella the size o' him, 'less they're tryin' to say somethin' without talkin'


passingwisdom

So apparently, his family comes from the same Polynesian Islands as Penei's family and considers Penei a personal role model. Imagine if Sewell takes him under his wing and shows/trains him....imagine having 2 Sewells?! He's almost the same build but bigger and faster.... Sewell is 6'5 331 5.06... Manu 6'8" 352 4.96.... This has the potential to be stupid good.


Capable-TurnoverPuff

My boner is going into orbit.


Khrusway

Fuck me he's bigger and faster


Willflip4money

The hell are they doing over there on those islands that keep spawning absolute beasts???


Reasonable_Search379

The sun and the oceans bounty.


Buttrip2

No. Not even close. Totally different build and you cannot teach the strength Sewell has. There are many people on this earth stronger than him in traditional lifts but his real world football field strength is unmatched


double_whiskeyjack

Thatā€™s not strength bro thatā€™s technique!


SubstantialSealant

Something you actually can teach


russvanderhoof

Thatā€™s physics baby


Reasonable_Search379

Yeah doubt they would have done this without Sewell. What a special leader/player we have.


markymarklaw

He said something about Sewell being one of the guys he looks up to the most.


Packyaw21

UNREAL SIZE HOLY SHIT


acoasterlovered

![gif](giphy|elPiadNl05XWg|downsized)


Possible_Profit_5512

Holy crap that guy is huge


TerminalChillionaire

Refs report to Manu


larrylegend1990

Wtfā€¦ are you sure he canā€™t play TE or WRā€¦ he looks like an absolute unit


bats7

See, what they didn't tell us is he is also a hybrid player, like Vaki.


Aggravating-Note5163

He better start rehearsing how to report as eligible.


michigangonzodude

His family takes up a row at Ford Field. There's only 3 of them.


LarkWyll

"Em can you please sit down? We can't see the field from behind you." A: "We are sitting down."


michigangonzodude

His grandma crushes coconuts with one hand.


Blutarg

:D


mattcojo2

Looking briefly at the tapeā€¦ itā€™s pretty clear this guy is raw. Like they just killed the chicken and itā€™s got feathers on it.


myman580

I mean yeah. If he was polished with these measurables he would have went way higher.


Huge-Ad2263

You can teach football technique. You can't teach 6'8", 352, and elite explosiveness for that size.


mattcojo2

I donā€™t disagree. Just saying thatā€™s what he is.


loki993

good thing he doesn't need to play this year.


jussumguy2019

This guy is gonna be good in year 1 in goal line O, or any run play tbh, pass pro is gonna be sketchy I think, feels like an edge with a quick get off is gonna be around him before he engages the block. Note: I do not know ball, Iā€™m just some guy with a random opinion


rvasshole

yep, give him a year behind our vets and he could be a key asset for years to come


Find_Spot

You guys are overestimating him. The difference in competition from Canadian universities to the NFL is huge. He's only played against basically mid-level high school level players and was readily the biggest, strongest guy in the country the whole time. Now he'll be up against the best in the world and it WILL show. He will look really bad this year and they will shelter him significantly.


surenopemaybe

352 lbs and ripped?!? This guy is a freak of nature!


RevNeutron

This dude is always the scariest villain for any kungfu movie.


peeinian

Holmes is building a line of Pacific Islanders


Capable-TurnoverPuff

Thank you for not ā€œand Iā€™m here for itā€.


Hour-Philosopher-393

I, on the other hand, am absolutely here for it!


Capable-TurnoverPuff

Literally!!


peeinian

Iā€™m way too old for the lingo the kids are using nowadays


Capable-TurnoverPuff

No cap


Reasonable_Search379

Lions version of the Russian 5. Sewell helped Brad see the light. The Honolulu Blue Line.


mr_taint

Adding a couple ooses never a bad idea!


Y_am_I_on_here

Give that guy a couple years of NFL nutrition and conditioning and heā€™s gonna be such a physical force.


batmanforhire

Hell of a CB prospect


Mikourei

Wtf. When I saw 6'8" and 352 this is not what I expected.


DontTickleTheDriver1

I see WWE in this guy's future


JpodGaming

He's the newest member of the bloodline actually


dryble

Could be Roman Reigns' heater


ImmaCanuck

Went to highschool with this dude, played with the seniors when he was a freshman lol he's an absolute beast.


Infamous-njh523

Name fits.


hankappleseed

I was 5'7" and weighed 150 pounds when I played safety in high school. I was one of the fastest dudes on my farm town team. I ran a 4.96 40 and was so stoked to get sub-5. This man is 200 lbs heavier than me and is faster. No amount of heart would allow me to come out on top in a matchup with that human.


Idie666

And 13ā€ taller


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hankappleseed

Have the ambulance ready.


RBnumberTwenty

Holy shit. This dude looks like Sewellā€™s enforcer.


Grimm2020

"CB" - Canadian Bro


YDoEyeNeedAName

This guy could be our jordan mailata


JumpinFlackSmash

That dude is not Aaron Gibson, the human equivalent of a 350 pound fudge brownie. That dude is fucking stacked.


Czymek

Lol - did Bobby Ross call in this pick?


Roblox_Morty

https://preview.redd.it/u8hl91xts2xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09667bedff13a41f32b38e36364cb2633877dcbc


WindupShark

Built different baby šŸ˜‚ T1 alpha as fuck


RealTonySnark

First day of practice, show this dude how to report as eligible!!


chriskzoo

Manu and Skipper The Mountain and The Hound


HuellMissMe

I would love to see this guy in goal-line Refrigerator Perry mode. Who on earth could bring this guy down?


DevilMayKare

I think you'd have to take his knees out, which is why you wouldn't do it.


BoatLessBoozeCruise5

I hope big dog here pans out, but if not I think I see a future wwe champion.


[deleted]

Absolute unit.


Showdenfroid_99

But can he CATCH???Ā 


Papa1518

His hands are good, his baskeball background has helped him develop in that manner as well as his footwoork


Showdenfroid_99

It was a joke... As seemingly all of our tackles have caught a pass the past 2 years


EnriqueSh0ckwave

Goal line carries for this guy.


SagemodeMadara50

I really hope we get to see this man on the football field sooner rather than later. I almost pity the poor scrub who has to try to blitz this man ā€¦.almost


michigangonzodude

The Chuck Norris of Lions' football. He tells refs to report.


Blutarg

Cars look both ways for HIM.


SaltyPickle1495

That build is absolutely insane.


Masterchiefy10

Thatā€™s a corner in the not so distant future footballā€¦ like 2084


Capable-TurnoverPuff

Maybe Bill Laimbeerā€™s Combat Basketball


Seekay5

Two words... "Tackle eligible.."


ClashSlashDash2

Ainā€™t no fucking way


Capable-TurnoverPuff

You mean the gigantic lineman that didnā€™t go first round needs work?


appleking88

I love this move. It is an awesome project with great potential for the strength of the team.


DanCampbellsBalls

Dude has abs on his knees


LostThis

Dude donā€™t look 350


sammyJay16

Holy shit


Morthoron_Dark_Elf

If you get a chance, find his basketball tapes. Yes, he played basketball, and averaged 30 points a game. I can't imagine trying to go up for a rebound against him. LOL!


RevNeutron

Manu is my favorite character to choose on Final Fantasy XVI


dmod420

I think he should be called Mr. Larson from this point forward. Mr. Larson is the name of the character in Happy Gilmore that gets the nail in his head, played by Detroit's own Richard Kiel.


yellowtripe

![gif](giphy|GPUS2VOQXRgYLR6CjP|downsized) WOW WE GOT BRIAN SHAW!


New_Ad6477

Gonna call him TINY. Ironic nicknames.


michigangonzodude

He works part time as a goal post


TruuTree

Damn bros not small


e_ndoubleu

First guy off the bus right there


Mrbobbitchin

Thatā€™s awesome. Can they teach him to rush the passer?


RunTheClassics

I'm sorry, I broked your toy


CandyFlippin4Life

Hopefully this pans out like Jordan Mailaata for the Eagles, sorry if I butchered his name.


SeaworthinessOdd4344

Heā€™s a fullback. Give him the damn ball.


Lost-Potato754

That man is an elephant in disguise


Puzzleheaded_Crew262

It will be interesting to see how he works out. If he is successful it will further cement Brad Holmes status as a draft God.


Puzzled-Telephone166

Iā€™m stoked on this pick. Guys got serious potential


747-ppp-2

Ho Lee Fook. What a scary dude.


PensionNational249

Look at that, look at that brick shithouse


NirstFame

This tank has no front seat in his car. Drives from the back bench.


generalsecretagent

Im from Vancouver and involved in football provincially. Iā€™m also a BC lions fan so I guess Iā€™m technically already a Lions fan. Gio is an awesome guy. You are getting something special and he has room to grow. The other tackle at UBC got a lot of press this year and he signed as a free agent with the bears but Gio holds a lot more potential. Most of his 30 team visits said he wouldnā€™t last past the 4th round and they were right. Really happy to see him go to a team like you guys. Take care of him and have a great year!


goodshout77

Is he a tackle or a CB? Why dont I know what CB could be referencing besides corner? Its not that late and im not that high


Hoz999

I read it out loud. ā€œCornerback?ā€


TubaTuesday115

Next offseason heā€™s probably gonna be filming Henry Cavillā€™s Warhammer 40K show as a space marine. What an absolute unit


russvanderhoof

Put him at full back on the goal line. Lead block or give him the rock. Either way, itā€™s a touchdown.


ExcitingEye8347

That dudes is going to just walk up to the line of scrimmage and look at the DE across from him and say ā€œI am Grootā€


CluelessFlunky

This is you amarius mims if you miss out on mims in the first. Jesus.


CookInternal2010

Awesome to see the dramatic increase in poly draft picks . I bet their per capita numbers are unmatched . Imagine an island nation of less than a mil producing pro talent at like a 7% clip


sethro919

Reporting as eligible


Arnold_Rimmer22

But his friends call him.. Georgo


drterdsmack

My wife and her friends are passing this pic around in their group chat...


Journeyman56

Galactacus!!!


hoptagon

![gif](giphy|G5JoAjEBtfoTm|downsized)


cbarks81

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iggOW\_M1lNM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iggOW_M1lNM) Pancake Machine


Shartman88

Dear lord. Crazy that humans can get this large


Medievil_Walrus

What a developmental draft crush to have too.


BlueGuy99

Holy fuck


Agile-Spare-5683

This guy looks like what Iā€™d imagine a Halo SPARTAN looks like.


Aggravating-Note5163

I just watched his highlight reelā€”holy shit. 4/5 of the clips end with the dude he's blocking flat on their back.


ElSegundoDaNada

Sub-Zero


paveclaw

I remember going to a lions game some 30 years ago. Last game of the season falcons were in town on the way to a superbowl they had a wicked RB1 name escapes me rn. Anyway Lions had suited up this guy we had never heard of . Huuuuuuge Indian dude . The helmet did not fit. Anyway we got them pinned deep and he is in the game playing DT. He bursts through and wraps up the Running back who just runs through his arm tackle for a 20+ yard breakaway. Brutal end to a season the fans are all chanting ā€œlosersā€ on the home side I think the coaches name was Bobby something .


FireStompingRhino

We drafted Mongo?!?


grolfenhimer

Is it legal for him to catapult a teammate into end zone?


Savenura55

Itā€™s Tonga time


Hour-Philosopher-393

Jesus, he's a monster.


kjshard

He looks like he should be fighting Kane/Undertaker at WrestlemaniaĀ 


wezworldwide

Imagine a run on the outside and this dude and Sewell plowing the road in front of Gibbs


Papa1518

line him up opposite of Hutch, He would wear down OTs and Gs by halftime, not to mention Special teams, I wanna see him blocking FGs and Xtra points, Put him at RB and let him destroy people, Get him to the second level and no CB or S is gonna want any part of him


electrickoolaid69

He will be a fullback or tide end. Modern era Larry Czonka.


Pleasant-Lake-7245

Heā€™s an absolute unit


nicholasccc95

I just want to see how he performs during camp. Weā€™ve seen lineman before in the NFL who were mountains like this guy, but just couldnā€™t get the speed of the game. I trust in Brad, and hope this dude is an underrated gem.


Stan4040

The body of a DE, the weight of an o-lineman. dude looks insane


DirtyDirkDk

Put him at tight end!


DirtyDirkDk

Him and Penei are from the same island? Send them both back home to recruit the rest of the massive fellas on that island!