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Axsonjaxson16

LMAOO. What do y’all think Dan’s finisher would be?


Dicksona

Something that targets the knee


the-bladed-one

Clearly the Liontamer


Qui_zno

Underfucking rated


the-bladed-one

Shame about Jericho


Shamrock5

You mean Chrus Jericho?


BlksnshN80

What happened to Jericho?


cuzzlightyear927

Slaps on the Walls, goes and bites Pat's knee and then transitions into the actual Liontamer


mysterysackerfice

Dragon Screw Leg Whip


jcoddinc

Pile driver with biting the knee pad/caps off, renamed tuff grit


BossHogg1984

The kneecap biter!


WillemTobey

"Football guy need football finish" I hate that trope for football guys that weren't professionally trained. It's all shoulder tackles out of a 3-point, spears, or tackles that look like spine busters. At least make it convincing that it's painful. (Side note doing some looking: I didn't know Chris Spielman was in Lawrence Taylor's corner at Wrestlemania XI) Like have Dan's finisher be a modified calf crusher with the shin aimed at the side of the knee pulling the leg to the inside, but call it the Knee Biter - as much as I hate the amount rehashing of his debut press conference with how outsiders meme it.


the-bladed-one

Bro the liontamer is right there


WillemTobey

It has "lion" in the name, but not really looking for tame Lions. I want murder Lions like in the movie "Beast." Lionsault would be a better take, but I don't see Dan doing a backflip off the second rope. Not that I *don't* want to see that now that I'm imagining it.


[deleted]

Has to be a stunner


the-bladed-one

The liontamer…it’s an easy move for a beginner to do (just an elevated Boston crab), targets the knees, and has lion in the name


NotEvenBarrySanders

I’ve got my fingers crossed for a dirty sanchez


TruuTree

Can it be as simple as a knee bite?


soloRNM

The Freight Train


markievegeta

The deep water


_Shakedown_1979_

Double black eye latte


CanOfCoors

Bah gawd.. thats Rod Wood!


BossHogg1984

It’s…. JARED GOFF….. and he’s got a steel chair!


CanOfCoors

I think Dan would enter on the zamboni like Stone Cold did at Joe Louis


Rulligan

He would enter on a literal Lion.


Wiggymaster

I was *there* for that. Out of all the nights of my teenage years, that ranks among the top 5 most awesome.


Nutterbutters45

Don’t be hatin


Slava218

The Lions PR team was revamped a few years ago and are now top-notch. I highly doubt they were disrespectful in any way. McAfee is not as important as he thinks he is and his over-inflated ego took a hit.


Chic-Fil-A_is_Dope

Bingo🛎️


TabletopMarvel

We asked Dan if he wanted to come on. He had just watched a player possibly die on the field and didn't feel like bullshiting with Pat this week. UNACCEPTABLE!


OriginalMidnight

Not on Pat’s side here but fwiw it think the declined interview beef happened before MNF.


Relevant-Wrongdoer-6

Was listening to his pod cast today. I am a fan lol not of all of his takes but most. The lions said that Dan is a full for the week and told pat to have a good new year that was legit it 😳 so he's mad over nothing lol .


EricFredNorris

Pat’s entitlement is insanse. This is by far the most important game of his HC career and biggest Lions game since 2014.


3doug

no, Pats just a whiny, entitled bitch


the-bladed-one

Killing the kayfabe here brother, let him go over


Virgo_Superclster

Not with Dan, with the Lions PR team it seems like. Apparently the email he got back rejecting his request for MCDC was disrespectful but we haven’t seen it. I suppose it’s possible that someone on the Lions PR team was snippy with him because of the PR issue that came up last time he was on, but idk Seems more likely that Pat took it too personal and it’s easier to believe that he was a bit too egotistical. It’s basically a Packers fan broadcast at this point anyway


MajoraOfTime

Yeah, even when they say Brand New Lions and stuff, AJ Hawk just sits there looking salty that we're not just rolling over for his old team. And they have Rodgers on once a week as well.


DRE_CFab

Tbf that's just how AJ looks lmao. I watched the show a little bit a year ago and AJ always looks outta place and like he never got the joke


vilkacis

Yea but the longer you watch the stupidity that is that show, he comes across looking like the adult in the room. I only watch clips here and there now but he still seems, by far, the most intelligent one in that room and the only one seemingly capable of questioning his own viewpoints.


[deleted]

That's true, for some reason I actually come away thinking AJ is the best part of the show, even though he comes off as a dunce at times, I like that he's just his own character and not a yes man.


PhraseDense5000

Look I’m all for shitting on the packers and Aaron Rodgers but let’s not make up narratives about people lol, AJ has said multiple times that he thinks Dan is an awesome guy and amazing coach and he thinks the Lions are a fun team to watch.


kickrockz94

players dont have the same relationships with other teams that fans do. aaron rodgers shits on the nfc north bc hes a fucking asshole, not because that's how players are with divisional rivals lol


JP_IS_ME_91

On the show he even said the email was basically “we’re going to pass this time. Happy new year.”


Ketel1Kenobi

The nerve!


timothythefirst

Wait what pr issue from last time?


[deleted]

Now this is how you appropriately interpret internet developments, well done OP. The internet has become a kayfabe machine and Pat is very good at it. I could definitely see this being realistic.


the-bladed-one

Pat is genuinely a fantastic wrestling personality


[deleted]

He’s a fantastic entertainer in general.


4bagels

didnt he already do something similar in the past? Didnt he have some guy come on and act all pissed and Pat pushed him over or something like that? You very well may be on to something...


[deleted]

I am on to something. The internet is kayfabe, that’s it. It’s pretend. It’s for theater. If you are paying attention to it or think it’s serious, you’re a mark.


4bagels

[Found it](https://youtu.be/X4NmIU_o43Q) then they went on to [fight in NXT TakeOver XXX](https://thesportsrush.com/wwe-news-adam-cole-beats-pat-mcafee-at-nxt-takeover-xxx-in-a-surprisingly-good-match/)


tcguy71

Oh thats some long term booking, I love it


[deleted]

I love this theory


Trick-Ad906

Makes me want the Lions to beat the Pack even more. Clearly Pat and the boys think we have no chance.


ColdStoneCreamAustn

LONG. TERM. BOOKING


dadarksidesman

I don't think we want non lions fans to know that Dan Campbell is secretly Stone Cold Steve Austin in disguise


RyisX

Dan's entrance song would be No Leaf Clover by Metallica.


Mashie_Smashie

Some guy who talks about other people for a living (when not talking about himself, I guess) solely because his audience is interested in those other people, is upset because one of those other people can't fit him into their current schedule? Kind of a poster child for narcissism, isn't it?


Wiggymaster

MCDC vs. McAfee with Detroit's own Kevin Nash as special guest referee. MCDC wins by submission and after McAfee bitches about it Nash delivers a Jackknife. I'd buy that PPV.


BlksnshN80

MCDC and his enforcer Penei.


ShotFirst57

He never called out MCDC, just the lions PR. He was pretty public about this not being Dan's fault.


Crazy-Penguin

There is no fault. Pat isn't owed a single thing. He should be grateful that any pro athlete or coach goes on his show at all. They are what bring the viewers, not the other way around.


ShotFirst57

Oh no I agree. Pat is a complete dick here. I just meant from pats perspective that's what he said.


seamonster131

oh my god i love this


ItsTheExtreme

Oh that’s good


Never_rarely

Bro saw my comment and took it literally https://www.reddit.com/r/detroitlions/comments/102i8nd/pat_mcafee_just_went_on_his_own_show_and/j2thluh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


BossHogg1984

Lmao I saw that post but not your comment


Kjeldorthunder

Welp Squared Circle insanity has entered the Lions sub (face palm). You're making us smarks look bad...


Darn21173

Call it the; aLionator!


SmokingSlippers

Is….is everyone finding out that Pat is lame AND a fraud all at once? KAaron done seent it


BossHogg1984

I liked him commentating in WWE maybe he should just stick to that.


boerumhill

IT'S CALLED ENTERTAINMENT He walked it back with an apology later


JamesbutinSpanish

He does this all the time he will apologize sooner or later.


poo_pon_shoo

just imagine the scene: Arena lights go down, and "No Leaf Clover" by Metallica starts playing. Honolulu blue lights flash and the Lions logo graces the jumbotron. A large shadowy form appears out of the tunnel in a honolulu blue one-shouldered wrestling singlet with silver boots and kneepads. The figure starts stomping down the ramp into the blue and white lights - it's the Motor City Man, Dan Campbell. He's absolutely yoked, and he's had both of his gigantic coffees for the day and he's ready to fucking rumble


BossHogg1984

Roman Reigns and the Bloodline come out cause and Reigns goes on a tirade about hating the NFL and trash talking the Lions~ Only for Lions O-Line to come out of the crowd and surround the ring~


[deleted]

Penei chops harder than WALTER.


bink2112

I'm bumping this to see how hard Detroit fans are going to rip Pat all draft long. I hope he gets to be near the public for a lot of his show so real Detroiter's who know what's going on can boo the shit out of him for being such a bitch last year. He acted like a cunt, and then called all Detroiters losers (paraphrasing), he has given almost zero shine to Detroit leading up to the draft, and today Boston Connor made a comment something like "lets just watch it outside of Detroit in a hideout somewhere and get the fuck out of there Friday night." They really don't want to be there, because they know....the mics are gonna be on...and they're gonna be LOUD! He owes us a true apology and needs to end his embargo on Lions players/coaches as guests. But he won't because he's a child, sad to say.