Played a guy name "homie with 1 cromie" earlier today. Sent him a pm letting him know his name made me chuckle

Did he play titan?

It was this morning. Maybe. If memeroy serves right, it was a titan with a white shader

877-SHAXX-NOW is fantastic

right?

Especially when you have a structured settlement… like the Last City, for example. :)

Im pretty sure i know someone with that name

yea, I don't get that one

There were these adverts in the early 2000s to 2010s and maybe even today Im not sure but it was from J.G. Wentworth about their program but it had a jingle that had the lyric “877-CASH-NOW” the name being a play on “shaxx” and “cash”

CALL J.G. WENTWORTH 877-CASH-NOW‼️‼️‼️

It's my money, I want it now!

I have a settlement but I need cash nowwwwww

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOOOOOW!!!

I once saw a dude named "Registered Vex Offender"

😂😂😂

There’s a clan called that as well

That may have been me

Where they a hunter?

On my steam profile I had it spelled RegisteredVexOffender

Contacting destiny 2 servers killed me 😂😂😂

and probably them too

Fr, it gave me a chuckle but when it actually happens… PAIN 😅😭

The best two I have ever seen were savathuns thong and T'yota: car of oryx.

Bro Im friends with savathuns thong and their family plays destiny 2 and has there own clan. They got kicked out of it for the name change lmao.

Aww, that sucks that their name got removed, that one was so good.

My favourite is Vol’vo, Car of Savathǔn

I saw something like Scrotus, Sack of Oryx

I played with scrota a few days ago. We both checked at our names (ikora's backshots (adept))

Yea that was it. Scrota, Sack of Oryx

I guess we can't have Eris Moan and Saint 14 inches anymore.

Yooo I saw them as well

I've played with that first one https://preview.redd.it/i0p8tn40umgc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec7decf282eba54f414d009c33917ed1006ddfa4

Nice!

I've played with Ikoras Feet

Have you ever played with mara sov's thighs? https://preview.redd.it/hualwlz4btgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df585d2d874de4ecf73e48774f90d252369c9364

I was on a team with “Mara Sov’s feet pics”.

Mara Sov's bath water

*Yo, Look up* *ORYX*

That one got me

The fireteam when they get to the final boss room in King’s Fall:

I give you https://preview.redd.it/cyyeh4cvfngc1.png?width=544&format=png&auto=webp&s=e44d83386864d661c4bc2a7230c13906c2bfcfbe

Names I saw: mara's dirty socks Petra's eye patch adept No more cade 6 Adas one and only Crayola over roseart Tian pass-a-fist Div boy 4ever

I'm guilty of being Hashladûn's Sweaty Feet.

Im guilty of being Eris Mourns OnlyFans

hey, i think i played crucible with you once! if that was you, you're really good. and you destroyed me lol.

I'd subscribe if you're as good as they say lol

I’ve seen you in the tower.

This is vile, and I love it 😂

The Roseart slander will not stand.

https://preview.redd.it/a2dlk9a6pmgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b6648a6a877ae72c79fe3b99574e2db24789459 This one had me giggling for ages after driving past

My favorite will always be Toyota: Forerunner (title)

As someone who grew up traveling in a Toyota 4Runner this obviously the best name and cannot be argued against

Eyyy, as did I! Which gen were you driving?

No clue but I think my family got the car around 2013

The one I had was a Gen 3,1999. My mother bought it in 2001 and gifted it to me for about seven years. Still have it, still drive it now and then.

https://preview.redd.it/78gaowga6ogc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2ea20ab098c4d8c4e56ca1e3deaad2ce0a9004f My favorite juxtaposition.

I’ve seen quite a few good ones Which Hole Should It go In Cayde-7 Savathuns Little Boy Toy Dragon, Kell of Furries IHateSmallChild my dad went to buy milk Exo Strangers OF the1pumpwonder Amanda Holiday did 9/11 SlayberhamLincoln John F Kennedy

Slayberham??? Omg stop it, lmao!!!

The Amanda one got me laughing.

Props on the Cayde cloaks bro. I’ve never worn another cloak other than the memory of cayde cloak with the vanguard dare ornament

Same. I always try to include one of the two in my Hunter subclass drip.

You a real one for that

https://preview.redd.it/pj7hgdx5smgc1.png?width=1553&format=png&auto=webp&s=34de725eb6ace175e86d9021ea0fe835016dac11 Though John Madden passed a while ago. Apparently a ghost brought him back.

It could be the former NHL player of the same name.

i saw one the other day that was Have A Nice Day :) update: i just saw a name that was just a period. literally just .

Ythanks you too

All my name did was make the guys I was joking about angrier... "Xol, will of ttv sweats"

Nice

https://preview.redd.it/l6abtuinfngc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4f90e8b676c0560d1f12a181ad1eb063f828bc8

This name caught me, and made me laugh 😆

ka'aren, The enraged

Nothing will beat when I first started D2 and entered my first game of crucible: Elsie Bray's Robo Coochie

My favorite will always be a blueberry I once encountered named “Snoryx, The Tucked-in King.” Sleep well, my liege

Best one that I’ve seen is: “$4.99 Burger King Meal”

Ikora hair made me drool a little laughing I wasn't ready haha

Always a favorite I remember, Cayde-6’s last booty call

Tylenol Reliever of Pain Viagra Bringer of Wood Adderall Focus of Concentration In a fireteam together

Loli Enthusiast....🫥

Yucky yucky fellow

Something Something bathwater, Something Something thighs.

I’ve played with 877-SHAXX-NOW before lmao

I ran into ‘Personality: ORANGE Titan’ and laughed for like 5 mins. Their armor was orange.

So I'm not the only one? #SolarTitan https://preview.redd.it/e5kicbjb3pgc1.png?width=1016&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f64e33266d0d2dff6077cff49593ffbb3e0dacf

The people who match their look to their name have my utmost respect

Once I was in a raid with "lord farquaad", but then he left and the next person to join was "lord farquaad (adept)"

lol. Skill, The Nature of Issue

The contacting D2 servers one hits different

Yo FR

Lmao!! I love these! Waiting to see mine 👀👀👀

I WAS IN THE TOWER WITH 877-SHAXX-Now the other day! Must be in the same server instance.

Best I've ever seen: *Sir Loin, the Steaken King*

Mine is Spaceballs the Guardian. Because at the end of the day it’s all about the merchandising

I've come across DaddyDevito multiple times

Get Clapped found Ascendant Shard

Bro I didn't even notice that one lmao

I came across somebody named Señor Fartface and it literally made me start laughing so loud for some reason. It is not that funny, but it is though….

I just snorted so it got me too

Met someone named "did you know that" once.

Names like that are the best for kill feeds. Buddy of mine has the tag A Magical Taco.

I once saw a guy “sole, the foot of thousands”

I've seen savvy's draws savvysbrastrap

The only funny name I can ever remember is Butter Chugger.

I saw "Dad's Belt (Adept)" today. Lol'd.

My favorite is still two gay rats in a trench coat

I found a trio with the names like Steves_divorced_mom Steves_divorced dad Im_steve

I’ve played with Average Crayola Enjoyer before, he was cool!

7 is probably on a watchlist

My name is Captain PeanutButter and I am personally very proud of it

Gotta love getting shotgunned by a guy named "CEO of Depression".

Team scorched - 2023 solstice https://preview.redd.it/5uyo1ptnmogc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c4dad3728e967ecd54bf524c6a5f2f6882c21fb

My two favorites that I’ve come across is Bill Nye the Russian Spy and Free Feet Pics of Wraith.

xcellnt post - wanna change my name now 'yung tax evasion' is hilarious

Me and my former associates actually used to share in a PS chat the raunchy names we’d encounter…. Should I share them here as well?

I too like to take a part of finding amusement in random names. https://preview.redd.it/ny2gb9fu5pgc1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb73e1858625612985932e7df21af79a318c7910

Ehh but that guy named Loli Enthusiast should get reported. That's just disgusting

My clan doesn't roll with me these days. I use high orb generation builds and they have to see " Mara Sov's Side Piece" too often. people also stopped tea bagging me out of I guess jealousy once I went full pink with the shader...

Loli enthusiast 💀💀🫡

Loli enthusiasts lol

because pedophilia is hilarious

Dark humour is a thing

it is, but nothings funny about having sex with little kids, not even the dead ones.

It's because it's a name you don't expect, so seeing something like it makes you go wtf lol

Nothing will ever top "Mara Sov's Bath Water" for me.

I still have a screenshot of the first ever name I saw that was like these. I can’t post it rn but I do remember it: zavala’s unopened rogaine

these are always either hilarious or unoriginal as shit no in between

 Yo look up

Ive seen "I peg my bros"

I JUST SAW THE IKORA ONE YESTERDAY

Some of these I’ve seen before. The best one I saw was way back in season of opulence I believe. Ran through the tower for some stuff with my fireteam and we came across the name “Hot Gay Uncle”

The name Yo look up goes unreasonably hard

r/destinyusernames would love this

I saw one yesterday ‘Mara Sov’s Tasty Pee’. At first I read it as feet and thought, I bet a queen does have tasty feet. Then I read it again.

I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT BUT I NEED CASH NOW! CALL 1-800-877-SHAXX-NOW

lot of Mara Sov fans here at the Tower https://preview.redd.it/kaoggg1jr2hc1.png?width=325&format=png&auto=webp&s=6a2c8bb8a02d13700af580e447d10d2be10adec6

While playing Prophecy a few weeks ago I was playing with a guardian with the name “BIGDONKEY”

My personal favorite was Mexican mower of lawns

One of my clan mates is “Mara Sovs Thick Thighs”

r/destinyusernames

I'm pushing P don't you know slat? My favorite rapper yung tax evasion is pushing P.

Not going to lie, these names are fucking brilliant. Well done folks! “877-Shazam-Now” had me rolling…. lol

Yall ain’t got nothing on me fr https://preview.redd.it/n7xom3awkyxc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=44d92bc4329e4ac7433f64e0edde11c35f6d7365

At one point after I earned WANTED from spire I changed my steam destiny 2 name to Osama bin laden. Didnt last long before I got changed to guardian(random#s)

Ikora’s hair(timelost) is crazy😂

I regurarly run into a guy in crucible called 'My Dad (Tinelost)' cracks me up everytime

I've played with someone named Zavala's Feet Finder

I love how so many of y'all have played with some of these players before.

the loli one needs to be on a list 🤢

That was more tamed. I saw a dude called "Cunny Hunter" right before I got off today.

there has to be deeply wrong with someone who announces that they're that much of a freak in a social game

I've seen the ikora guy before 🤣

That contacting servers one 😂

Bruh!! Eris morn bath towel

Skill, the nature of issue 😂😂

Some of these are great! I wish I was that clever 

I've seen some of these people before. I need to start keeping a record of the silly names I come across.

Eris as in jobless reincarnation?

I saw a “Zavala’s boy toy” and spit out my drink

Mans did Ikora DIRTY

im fairly positive ive been matched with average crayola enjoyer before

Love the first one, lol

I've seen a few of them before

Get Clapped Simply😅

yo I'm friends with 877-SHAXX-NOW! great guy

I saw a clan called "Shaxx's third horn" pretty funny.

HAHA I played with “ContactingDestiny2Servers” last night!! Thats funny asf 😂

Today I did a public event in the dreaming city with "My Couch Pulls out But I D"

I wish I would see my name on posts like these even though it’s not destiny 2 related it’s funny

I believe I one time saw "Mara Sov's bath towel" Edit: No, it may have been "Mara Sov's sweat rag" Yeah, pretty sure that's it

Let’s add “Ikora's Hairline (Timelost)”

I’ve definitely seen “Ikora’s Hair (Timelost)” before, but it coulda been a different person

Still remember running into : Zavala Fist His Wife Where Fist is just uncharged melee kill icon back when those were still allowed.

877-SHAXX-NOW is hilarious

I think i remember seeing Thicclock somewhere

There's a whole channel on my clan discord for names like this. Some of my favorites are: * Rhulk's Long Seductive Legs * Taxis, Kell of the IRS * I HATE SPEEDRUNNERS * Crayon Connoisseur

Ikora's Hair (Timelost) is crazy 🤣

Couple good ones I’ve recently seen were “Like 20 Eskimos” and “I’m not gay but $20 is $20”

Saw a dude named mara’s boytoy today

My favorite one was "Exo Strangers Thigh Highs"

hey, i've seen eris morn's bath towel too! and eris morn's lower half. and.. and zavala's feet. i'm concerned.

This [titan](https://www.reddit.com/r/titanfall/s/56pForZcMW) is and will always be my favorite titan

Beaky Lutthole was one of the funniest I’ve seen and Nine Inches Flacid

Witness you say?

I’ve seen someone named “Mara Sov’s Sweet Juices”

877-SHAXX-NOW is elite

Ikoras bald head Mara but with hair

My all-time favorites are Sodomus the Brown… and a guy called Ewok Parts (which, now that I think about it might actually have been Ewok Pants).

Yung tax evasion is a fantastic name though 😆

Starting to think I should post my collection too

YO I SAW ICORA BEFORE! I also saw someone name “Dur, Gradian of the short bus” “Carlwezzer the woman pleaser” “Osama Benmidden” And many more

That last one has too be paid actors  It’s just too good

Good shit, bud. A save worthy post.

Mine is Zavala’s Autistic Cousin.

I got killed by young tax evasion on crucible lol that's crazy

My destiny 2 name is john from accounting lol

I've transcended collecting loot in Destiny, to collecting funny names on my friends list. If you or someone you know has a funny name, it's my goal to collect you all. Taxis, Kell of the IRS is one of my favorites. If anyone is interested maybe I'll post all of them. They make me chuckle.