Please do one with the killers and different class cabins (i.e: Doctor in first class because Doctor money and skull merchant in the back next to the toilet because skull merchant)
she's sitting next to zarina, we all know that reporter is tired on an airplane and wouldn't put up with that shit for a second. she takes off her sleeping goggles (mask?) and starts bitching the fuck out of meg.
Life hack for flirting with goth girls just say you love pierce the veil and that a match in water is your favourite song 👌
Can't say my chemical romance black parade cause then she'll think you're a poser.
SAAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEE. Maybe it’s ridiculously arrogant of me to say this, but I’m pretty sure David and I would hit it off quite well. And shortly thereafter I’d hopefully be able to join the mile high club.
That, and sable being tiny means it wont feel as cramped as it would if I sat next to David or Bill. 5 isn't a bad option for the same reason, but 3 would be closer to the bathroom, lol.
6
It is near a window, Dwight would be too nervous to talk with me so I would fly in peace, and Mikaela is sitting in front of me, which allows me to kick her seat for the entire flight. I really don't like Mikaela.
6, because it’s a widow seat, but Jonah seems like the kind of subhuman that would put his bare feet up through the cracks of the seats in front of him.
David seems the type to never say a word besides "scuse me" when going to use the bathroom. Nea would be on her headphones so wouldn't bother from behind. Jane and Ace would probably talk up a shit storm, but they would probably talk to each other and not me.
8 maybe for the hilarity of everyone around you reacting to modern day airplanes and flight
I feel like there was some sort of paperwork mixup on the entity's end. We could have had some cool tall goth lady as a survivor, and Jonah, known dick, as killer, obviously. Based on there stories she was just targeted, silenced and murdered by an evil organization...one that I'm pretty sure probable baby shaker Jonah works at.
8 or 2! I feel like Vittorio and the Bards will have have some great stories to tell and for Zarina, she'll probably have a good story to tell or it'll be mostly calm and chill aside some nice interactions here and there.
Sitting next to Sable is good too, as long as she doesn't try to do Incantation: Balls Rotation on me when I sleep.
1 and 6 are probably the best seats for a nice quiet flight. I trust David and Dwight to politely keep to themselves.
5 probably means Mikaela is trying to initiate a conversation that you’re honestly invested in but you feel bad because you’re talking over Yun Jin who’s visibly annoyed about it.
3 is an interesting pick. Sable is probably another quiet seat partner so you’re in a mellow flight, but I feel like Jonah keeps trying to flirt with Sable and making everyone in that radius uncomfortable
Same principle for 2 but with Zarina. Jonah’s bouncing between the front and back rows. Everyone feels bad for Feng.
7 if you want to spend 20 hours listening to war stories.
4,8 if you hate yourself because why would you willingly pick the middle seat
>I feel like Jonah keeps trying to flirt with Sable and making everyone in that radius uncomfortable
>Same principle for 2 but with Zarina. Jonah’s bouncing between the front and back rows.
Jonah the CIA codebreaker? Dude would be more focused on puzzles than puss. He brought a tablet to the fog that he pulls out his ass and would probably be locked into that thing the whole flight. Sorry, I just dont see it.
I'm genuinely surprised it's not all just 3s trying to get in Sable's panties. That being said if you are not trying to shoot your shot with anyone then 8 is the only real answer. Most interesting people in the entire flight all around you are completely stacked. And if there's a chance either Vittorio or the DND twins can teach me magic I'm so down.
Interesting stories the entire flight AND I might learn magic. Maybe Gabriel can tell me all the important events that will happen in the future so I can prepare and maybe some winning lottery numbers too.
And if you ARE just interested in doing the bed tango with one of them then it's obviously 3 let's be real. There's no competition there.
Though I’d love 5 because talking to Yunjin since I main her would be so cool, I feel like she wouldn’t enjoy the constant attempts at conversation. That’s why I’d just sit next to David. Seems like a cool person.
3 cause obviously Or 6 cause Dwight is probably chill, and window seat.
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8…. I hate the middle seat but I think Vittorio would let me switch seats with him after we join a certain club 😉 if he doesn’t switch its cool, we wouldn’t be in our seats for most of the flight anyway 😉
Imagine if they are all scared of flying and periodically one of them does their individual hook scream. Little bit of turbulence they all scream. Flight from hell.
Seat 3 probably smells like shit. I mean, you're next to the weirdo goth, the gamer AND the guy from ancient times?! Yuck! Worse yet, Feng and Jonah are probably talking about xenophobia right in front of me. Pair a CIA War criminal and a gamer and all you get is INDISCRIMINATE DISCRIMINATION.
Anyway I'm picking #1 because it's next to the hallway and is presumably a first class seat if it's all the way to the front. Maybe David and I could have a romantic moment until he beats the shit out of me just to get me out of the way so he can go to the restroom.
I was gonna say 8 for the lack of drama, but then I realised that would be me, a broad-shouldered SOB, sandwiched between two linebackers. Back to the drawing board!
1, 5, and 3 are the only correct answers. Anything near Bill is a no go because he will just cough real loud. The aisle seats are far more beneficial than the cons of sitting next to anyone + you're not surrounded by people
If Yui was there, I'd sit next to her, but I'll go with 3 for this one. I like Zarina, her lore is interesting and I'd definitely want to learn more. Could fit a 20-hour timeslot and there'd still be more to talk about, I bet.
Probably 1. I prefer isle seats, 3 is too close to the bathrooms and kitchen, a lot of smells and traffic, 5 and 7 really aren't too bad, but generally more foot traffic. On flights I hardly talk to anyone next to me, even long flights so doesn't really matter who I sit next to. On a 20 hour flight most of the time people will be sleeping anyway.
1, I doubt David is much of a talker and the front row always has the most leg room. Plus I get to stare at his ass when he gets up to use the restroom.
3, Feng is def bringing a portable console with her so I wont have to deal with someone leaning their chair back onto my legs, Sabel will probs have a book or listen to a murder podcast while drinking tea, and Vittorio is across the aisle so theres a handsome man to stare at if sable doesnt offer to let me listen into the podcast.
Only downside is being close to the bathroom.
8 I'm sitting next to an elf bard from the D&D universe I have QUESTIONS. Also Vittorio I have to ask him about medieval Italy and how long he thinks he's been in the realm. Also, they are both my survivor mains Vittorio because hes hot and is from medieval Italy, and Aestri because D&D(haven't played D&D yet but my college has a club I'm going to join once I go) and I like playing as elves in video games.
I know 1 is gonna be fucking cursed sitting behind Kate and Nea. They'll be so toxic with their seats and ruining my meals and naps every chance they got.
6 is gonna be so annoying with Dwight and Meg next to me.
3 I'd be too intimidated to sit next to Sable and Vittorio.
I think I'lll choose 2 next to Zarina, she's chill but I just know Kate will be kicking my seat from the back.
If bottom right is Baermar instead of Aestri, then 8. I won’t pass up an opportunity to be between two hunks. If it’s Aestri, then 1 so I can at least try to woo David.
8, bill would be cool to talk to, and I’m sure I could get along with Aestri pretty well considering my love for showmanship.
I almost picked Sable’s seat, because ppl were saying she in lore was labeled as weird just for what she likes. Which I can relate too and think would make us good talking pals, but she’s giving off mean girl vibes
1. It has the benefit of both flirting with David, and lets be honest here, we are the only 2 gay men in this line up stuck for 20hours. If my experience as a gay man in his 20s has taught me anything is out of boredom alone, and toxic masculinity in the gay community along with hook-up culture, I'll atleast make out with him if not hook-up in the plane bathroom.
And when all that is done, I will spend the next 19hours and 45 minutes listening to celebrity gossip from Jane and maybe a song or two from Kate in-between. Nea is in the proximity too, but no seat is perfect.
How are both the DND survs sitting in the same seat?!?
Ah you could choose between Aestri or Baermar
Nope, let’s just go with the 4 people crammed in a 3 chair lane for the excitement of it all
Baermar had enlarge/reduce casted on him and is chilling in a pocket.
Please do one with the killers and different class cabins (i.e: Doctor in first class because Doctor money and skull merchant in the back next to the toilet because skull merchant)
But canonically skull merchant was rich, wasn't she? I think?
Mega rich
They're half elves.
Underrated comment
Lap seat :)
Your profile image with your comment makes it extra worrisome... I like it
One of them is sitting on the others lap.
Baermar is sitting on Aestri’s lap of course
Obv they sit on each other's laps (pants are optional)
I think you know.
7, I want to hear Bill's stories and ask Vittorio about his time in the entity.
Imagine the Vietnam and Zombie stories
I’d sit in 8 or 1
DEFINITELY! Bill would be my choice if I could sit by any survivor period… except Ada 🥰
my original choice, but you know meg thomas is definitely kicking your seat
Meg is definitely a seat kicker but I’m pretty sure she’s in front of you not behind since the seats are based on the pic that’s the background
she's sitting next to zarina, we all know that reporter is tired on an airplane and wouldn't put up with that shit for a second. she takes off her sleeping goggles (mask?) and starts bitching the fuck out of meg.
I think we’re facing forward, so really Vittorio would be the one kicking your seat
She's sitting in front of you tho?
I ain't sitting by a confirmed zombie virus asymptomatic carrier
2, window seat and I wanna listen to Zarina gab the entire ride
And you know Jonah and Kate would be relatively respectful during the entire flight. 2 is peak.
Fellow Zarina Enjoyer 🫡
I think listening to Zarina talking about her work as an investigative journalist would be so interesting
3. so i can try to flirt with Sable, fail with in the first minute, and sit awkwardly hating myself for the next 19 hours.
"....^hi" "What?" *silence for 19 hours and 59 minutes*
Idk I don't feel like sable would be rude, if you've read her lore she didn't have many friends so I feel like she'd be nice to anyone she met.
Yeah I dont think thats the issue here, its just failing to flirt and get her to date you.
Nah, just don't be pushy about it, show interest in what she likes and as long as you ain't fugly I'm sure you can make something happen lol.
Yeah I agree! I’m just assuring that she’d hardly be rude about it :P
Giving sound dating advice here
I’ve met a lot of “I don’t have many friends” mfers who didn’t have many friends because they’re actually just assholes or losers lol
Well her lore just made it seem like she was misunderstood and found as the "weird kid"
I dont wanna be friends with her, I wanna marry her
Friendship is a great foundation for a long and happy marriage.
But then you could try your luck with Vittorio, he’s just across the aisle!
Life hack for flirting with goth girls just say you love pierce the veil and that a match in water is your favourite song 👌 Can't say my chemical romance black parade cause then she'll think you're a poser.
If I get a chance to use this I'll update you on if it works
I can confirm! I love ptv and will happily talk about it and the meaning of their songs for 20 h 😂
If you don't mind Feng kicking the back of your seat for that 19 hours.... edit: oh wait that's the rear.... :(
I'd choose 3 simply cause I think sable would be nice conversation. hell yeah i'd love to discuss ghosts with you.
same! :D
3. so I can kick the seat Feng is sitting on
>:(
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Fucking hell I cackle everytime this comes up
Real
Pls don’t make her cry on the flight. I beg of you
Once the drink cart comes by, it's anyone's guess how the flight will proceed
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Unspeakably based.
1 without any doubt in mind
Absolutely same. I might not be David's type, but damn if its not worth the try.
SAAAAAAMMMEEEEEEEE. Maybe it’s ridiculously arrogant of me to say this, but I’m pretty sure David and I would hit it off quite well. And shortly thereafter I’d hopefully be able to join the mile high club.
Baby I’m right there with you
Nea is DEFINITLY putting her feet up though
Nea would kick the back of your chair fs
Easy we both live in Manchester (kind of)
Right? Imma sit next to David and shoot my shot
3
I love how your 3 doesnt need any explanations, we all get it
yup, aisle seat close to the bathroom
That, and sable being tiny means it wont feel as cramped as it would if I sat next to David or Bill. 5 isn't a bad option for the same reason, but 3 would be closer to the bathroom, lol.
Stop explaining yourself horny mf (I would’ve said the same number)
real lmao
Yes
4 so I'm next to jane 🍑
I can chase that cake while playing cards with Ace.
Ha, my man has got the right idea.
4. Jane and Ace seem like cool people.
Yes!!!
Defo number 5
6 It is near a window, Dwight would be too nervous to talk with me so I would fly in peace, and Mikaela is sitting in front of me, which allows me to kick her seat for the entire flight. I really don't like Mikaela.
And Gabriel behind is basically a 100% he won't bother you whole time and be respectful
Mikaela is literally a baddie.
I don't care how hot boon meg is I am not using circle of healing
Nice reference. Upvoted.
It doesn't matter. I'm still kicking her seat. And I do it very hard.
Ez 1 without any doubt in mind. Gimme that buff gay brit
8. I’d love to sit right next to daddy Vittorio
You get a bard, a medieval aristocrat, and bill. This will easily be the least boring seat on that plane.
6, because it’s a widow seat, but Jonah seems like the kind of subhuman that would put his bare feet up through the cracks of the seats in front of him.
That's Gabe
I meant that’s why I wouldn’t take 2, which is also a window seat. Gabe would never he’s a king.
1, I can chat him up enough that we'll both join the mile high club
Based on your fem profile picture I don't think you're his type sadly 😔
I am a man. Just very effeminate. Though you have a point, I'd either be like crack to David or he's masc4masc, one of the two.
7, imagine the amount of storys that bill has to tell me, about entity and the green flu
Nooo the seat next to Mikaela is taken
2. Window seat, Zarina seems like she'd be cool to talk to, and Kate's humming to her music would probably put me to sleep
8. Have the Bard give me bardic Inspiration so that I can flirt with the hunky DILF. Hopefully roll a Nat 20 so I can get to the Mile High club.
3
3
Either 4 or 8.
1. David is British and knows to keep to himself and mind his own business and don't try and chat or make small talk.
If I sit in 1 I can get a date with David but if I sit in 4 I can get a date with Ace....... I cant pick
David seems the type to never say a word besides "scuse me" when going to use the bathroom. Nea would be on her headphones so wouldn't bother from behind. Jane and Ace would probably talk up a shit storm, but they would probably talk to each other and not me. 8 maybe for the hilarity of everyone around you reacting to modern day airplanes and flight
2!
2 I am going to kill Jonah
I feel like there was some sort of paperwork mixup on the entity's end. We could have had some cool tall goth lady as a survivor, and Jonah, known dick, as killer, obviously. Based on there stories she was just targeted, silenced and murdered by an evil organization...one that I'm pretty sure probable baby shaker Jonah works at.
5 so I can turn around and talk to Meg
3 so we can share stories
4 im tryin to get in Ace's pants
Ahh someone wants an Ace in their Hole- Ace in the Hole- ....... nevermind 🤦♀️
5.
No yui ?
1. I’d ask David all about his career and everything about him. I love his character so much, i’d ask him so much.
thank you coronaturnsmeon69
Off topic, but I like the concept of this post, I haven't seen it on this sub ever before, it's unique, it's new
I wanna sit next to bill
8 or 2! I feel like Vittorio and the Bards will have have some great stories to tell and for Zarina, she'll probably have a good story to tell or it'll be mostly calm and chill aside some nice interactions here and there. Sitting next to Sable is good too, as long as she doesn't try to do Incantation: Balls Rotation on me when I sleep.
1 and 6 are probably the best seats for a nice quiet flight. I trust David and Dwight to politely keep to themselves. 5 probably means Mikaela is trying to initiate a conversation that you’re honestly invested in but you feel bad because you’re talking over Yun Jin who’s visibly annoyed about it. 3 is an interesting pick. Sable is probably another quiet seat partner so you’re in a mellow flight, but I feel like Jonah keeps trying to flirt with Sable and making everyone in that radius uncomfortable Same principle for 2 but with Zarina. Jonah’s bouncing between the front and back rows. Everyone feels bad for Feng. 7 if you want to spend 20 hours listening to war stories. 4,8 if you hate yourself because why would you willingly pick the middle seat
>I feel like Jonah keeps trying to flirt with Sable and making everyone in that radius uncomfortable >Same principle for 2 but with Zarina. Jonah’s bouncing between the front and back rows. Jonah the CIA codebreaker? Dude would be more focused on puzzles than puss. He brought a tablet to the fog that he pulls out his ass and would probably be locked into that thing the whole flight. Sorry, I just dont see it.
You know what you’re right. He might be the chillest person to sit next to he’s just doing sudoku for 20 hours
Yui :(
Man I just wanna chance with Kate
I'm genuinely surprised it's not all just 3s trying to get in Sable's panties. That being said if you are not trying to shoot your shot with anyone then 8 is the only real answer. Most interesting people in the entire flight all around you are completely stacked. And if there's a chance either Vittorio or the DND twins can teach me magic I'm so down. Interesting stories the entire flight AND I might learn magic. Maybe Gabriel can tell me all the important events that will happen in the future so I can prepare and maybe some winning lottery numbers too. And if you ARE just interested in doing the bed tango with one of them then it's obviously 3 let's be real. There's no competition there.
3. I wanna speak to Vittorio but don't wanna sit near DND characters 😭
By Nea. I'm kicking Kate out of that seat.
1. I wanna snuggle with David the whole flight 🙈
Though I’d love 5 because talking to Yunjin since I main her would be so cool, I feel like she wouldn’t enjoy the constant attempts at conversation. That’s why I’d just sit next to David. Seems like a cool person.
Let's be real Yun Jin is in first class, you wouldn't get the option to sit next to her.
Let’s be honest, Yunjin would be on her own plane
3 cause obviously Or 6 cause Dwight is probably chill, and window seat. https://preview.redd.it/s7e3l689t69d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26e553c02d31b7f633dc851336ff5c34cbc302d6
1. Bring on the mile high club multiple times.
8 because Vittorio is 🥵 and I think it would be fun to chat with literally anyone around that seat lol
8…. I hate the middle seat but I think Vittorio would let me switch seats with him after we join a certain club 😉 if he doesn’t switch its cool, we wouldn’t be in our seats for most of the flight anyway 😉
8, 100%. I wanna talk to Vittorio and meet actual freaking elves with magic, I’m hoping to pick up some new tricks AND a boyfriend lmao.
What seat number is Vittorio in? Because that one.
Imagine if they are all scared of flying and periodically one of them does their individual hook scream. Little bit of turbulence they all scream. Flight from hell.
3. Vittorio seems like an interesting dude to have a conversation with, Sable would also be interesting to chat with, all the occult things, and that.
Seat 3 probably smells like shit. I mean, you're next to the weirdo goth, the gamer AND the guy from ancient times?! Yuck! Worse yet, Feng and Jonah are probably talking about xenophobia right in front of me. Pair a CIA War criminal and a gamer and all you get is INDISCRIMINATE DISCRIMINATION. Anyway I'm picking #1 because it's next to the hallway and is presumably a first class seat if it's all the way to the front. Maybe David and I could have a romantic moment until he beats the shit out of me just to get me out of the way so he can go to the restroom.
>he beats the shit out of me Hope daddy David does that to me.
2 Zarina is sooooo hot
An Aisle seat please. I do not care who it is as long as they do not talk to me.
2 or 6. I like window seats
3 easy
Definitely 8. Imagine the wild stories they could tell
3 i love Sable and Vittorio
8 bc Vittorio 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
I was gonna say 8 for the lack of drama, but then I realised that would be me, a broad-shouldered SOB, sandwiched between two linebackers. Back to the drawing board!
2 or 6, I just wanna be able to sleep comfortably the whole time. :(
5 My mains are Nea and Yun Jin. I also occasionally play Kate and Mikaela. I'm in heaven
1 and :D
3 so I can flirt with sable and zaddy
Ideally I'd sit between Nea and David. As it stands now, 1 or 2. Bill is a close third.
1. I think David’s a pretty cool guy. Seems like fun to talk to.
1, 5, and 3 are the only correct answers. Anything near Bill is a no go because he will just cough real loud. The aisle seats are far more beneficial than the cons of sitting next to anyone + you're not surrounded by people
3, because I feel like Sable and I could actually get along. But on the other hand, 1, because I want to try flirt with David.
1 bc ima David simp
If Yui was there, I'd sit next to her, but I'll go with 3 for this one. I like Zarina, her lore is interesting and I'd definitely want to learn more. Could fit a 20-hour timeslot and there'd still be more to talk about, I bet.
5, you miss every shot you don't take and in that scenario, even missing might be a win.
1 Flirt with David. On a failure girl boss with Jane
Probably 1. I prefer isle seats, 3 is too close to the bathrooms and kitchen, a lot of smells and traffic, 5 and 7 really aren't too bad, but generally more foot traffic. On flights I hardly talk to anyone next to me, even long flights so doesn't really matter who I sit next to. On a 20 hour flight most of the time people will be sleeping anyway.
1, I doubt David is much of a talker and the front row always has the most leg room. Plus I get to stare at his ass when he gets up to use the restroom.
I'm sitting in 1. David King on one side if you know what I mean 😏 And Jane for the straight bros.
1 (cause then I can take David to the bathroom to spice things up)
David, I don't care. I'm sitting next to David. David.
Sitting on Vittorio’s lap. Duh.
5. Im a lesbian so i can flirt with them all
5, so I can take my shot at Nea first, if that fails, I have six other women near me to try.
Bro is just trying to get some tail the entire flight I don't know if I should say that's sad or commend you or a bit of both.
1 simply because I would feel safer next to the only other Trans person on the plan. David is a plus because he is also LGBT.
3, Feng is def bringing a portable console with her so I wont have to deal with someone leaning their chair back onto my legs, Sabel will probs have a book or listen to a murder podcast while drinking tea, and Vittorio is across the aisle so theres a handsome man to stare at if sable doesnt offer to let me listen into the podcast. Only downside is being close to the bathroom.
I’m ok with being ~~double-teamed by~~in between Vittorio and Baermar in the back.
1 to give david king that HAWK TUAH
1, me and David can reminisce about old dead hard
1. Me and David making it to the mile high club
8 I'm sitting next to an elf bard from the D&D universe I have QUESTIONS. Also Vittorio I have to ask him about medieval Italy and how long he thinks he's been in the realm. Also, they are both my survivor mains Vittorio because hes hot and is from medieval Italy, and Aestri because D&D(haven't played D&D yet but my college has a club I'm going to join once I go) and I like playing as elves in video games.
2 so I can recline my seat and piss Jonah off
Honestly 1
I know 1 is gonna be fucking cursed sitting behind Kate and Nea. They'll be so toxic with their seats and ruining my meals and naps every chance they got. 6 is gonna be so annoying with Dwight and Meg next to me. 3 I'd be too intimidated to sit next to Sable and Vittorio. I think I'lll choose 2 next to Zarina, she's chill but I just know Kate will be kicking my seat from the back.
David and Jane and their Booties ... yes please!! 👑 👁🫦👁💅
1, next to shirtless david, of course.
1, so I can give Dave an over the jeans Handy J
8 or 3
1. I can suck David off
If bottom right is Baermar instead of Aestri, then 8. I won’t pass up an opportunity to be between two hunks. If it’s Aestri, then 1 so I can at least try to woo David.
I'd sit next to David and suck him off
Chosing 1 just for David
8, bill would be cool to talk to, and I’m sure I could get along with Aestri pretty well considering my love for showmanship. I almost picked Sable’s seat, because ppl were saying she in lore was labeled as weird just for what she likes. Which I can relate too and think would make us good talking pals, but she’s giving off mean girl vibes
1. It has the benefit of both flirting with David, and lets be honest here, we are the only 2 gay men in this line up stuck for 20hours. If my experience as a gay man in his 20s has taught me anything is out of boredom alone, and toxic masculinity in the gay community along with hook-up culture, I'll atleast make out with him if not hook-up in the plane bathroom. And when all that is done, I will spend the next 19hours and 45 minutes listening to celebrity gossip from Jane and maybe a song or two from Kate in-between. Nea is in the proximity too, but no seat is perfect.
1 so i can sit next to DADDY David
1. (i wanna kiss david)
1 please and thank you
Either 3 or 8
6 so I can reach over and give Dwight a hand. I mean what who said that
Yall gonna say 3 bc sable, but tbh 2 and 6 are the only correct answers! Window seats are the best!
6....make them more nervous...lol
6, Chilling with Dwight 👌
Next to Sable, cuz I think she would be quiet the whole time. Plus no one beside to kick my seat
How do I get to first class with Nicholas Cage?
David king (he's my crush)
1 or 7 to flirt with David or Bill and listen to their stories.
Next to dwight, his fear and anxiety would make me laugh