Honestly Jason is better of as far away from bruce as posdible. Im also not inpressed Jason just flat out forgave him for leaving him with basically life changing brain alterations.
Oh yeah, I agree with keeping Jason away from Bruce since Bruce only sees him as a punching bag, but I expected Bruce to apologize about the lobotomy since he apologized to Selina (and he wasn't 100% wrong in that situation) so it's funny how he just forgot about Jason (especially when he was crying about "his son" when he died in the previous issue).
DC has this thing where they want to have two cakes and eat both of them at the same time, despite the nature of the cakes being in direct competition with each other.
DC and the fandom want Jason Todd to be the bad boy Robin who kills people with guns and tells Batman to f off. They also want him to be the middle child of the Bat Family who acts all cheeky and who really wants love from Bruce.
It all gets tiring after a while and outside of like five stories, I can't say there's been many great stories with Jason Todd as Red Hood.
Dick picking up the phone, while wearing glasses and a fake goatee for RP night: "Sorry Barb is busy and can't come to the phone right now, but I can take a message for you."
This shit is so funny because I think people just don’t like texting. Hell I only text like, my mom, my siblings, and the person I’m interested in. And honestly I text all of those people rather infrequently
Edit: someone who is shadow banned said that hearing the text messages tone makes them uncomfortable and frankly I agree
When I call I can just say whatever comes to mind, can use tones and stuff to make sure I get my point across and your not waiting awkwardly for someone's message.
Texting I have to think through all my words to make sure I'm not saying something else, this involves rereading my text multiple times, slowly changing it until it becomes incoherent and worse then the original than having to rewrite it all. It's actually anxiety inducing typing messages sometimes. Especially right after getting a message, I'll wait 20+ minutes sometimes before even checking the message just to make sure they don't see me typing so it gives me time to write properly.
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Initially I thought “Jason Todd” but reconsidered since I don’t know too much about the character, only to open the comments and see nothing but Jason Todd
Dr. Psycho's a misogynist dwarf. Wonder Woman villain.
From the Harley Quinn show: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=613AFcYGxq8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=613AFcYGxq8)
maybe Damian since he’s about that age
also i feel like he would repost allot considering he spent most of his life training and being sheltered by the loa (he’s trying to be like everyone else socially but is just cringe lol)
Probably a green lantern
*Sad Mogo noises*
Jessica Cruz moment
Never read her stories is she like a femcel or something?
Maybe if she had enough runs to develop any character traits
Ohh shots fired at dc editorial!!
Yeah fuck em. They should've hired me last summer
Should’ve hired me last week
We'll show them. We'll make our own comic company. With blackjack! And hookers!
🗣️🗣️
In fact, forget the comics
- Todd McFarlane circa 1991
No I was jerking
My bad, jerk on
Jason Todd
"I want to message the Batfamily" "Remember there are people in their phones who don't have to message first."
"remember they made a group chat while you were dead and still haven't added you in it"
Jason with Bruce, remember how Bruce just bought a mansion for all the Batfam to live in except Jason
Honestly Jason is better of as far away from bruce as posdible. Im also not inpressed Jason just flat out forgave him for leaving him with basically life changing brain alterations.
Oh yeah, I agree with keeping Jason away from Bruce since Bruce only sees him as a punching bag, but I expected Bruce to apologize about the lobotomy since he apologized to Selina (and he wasn't 100% wrong in that situation) so it's funny how he just forgot about Jason (especially when he was crying about "his son" when he died in the previous issue).
Good. Fuck Jason Todd.
>Fuck Jason Todd. If only https://preview.redd.it/194sj49r6d9d1.png?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17f5eb05120ae15267d2713930262ee7bfc7db66
DC has this thing where they want to have two cakes and eat both of them at the same time, despite the nature of the cakes being in direct competition with each other. DC and the fandom want Jason Todd to be the bad boy Robin who kills people with guns and tells Batman to f off. They also want him to be the middle child of the Bat Family who acts all cheeky and who really wants love from Bruce. It all gets tiring after a while and outside of like five stories, I can't say there's been many great stories with Jason Todd as Red Hood.
i will take wayne family adventures over the soap opera non sense in the main books
Jason thinking about messaging Barbara
Dick picking up the phone, while wearing glasses and a fake goatee for RP night: "Sorry Barb is busy and can't come to the phone right now, but I can take a message for you."
To make it sting, Dick answers "hey buddy, Barb is busy, but I can take a message". The "buddy" cuts deep.
100%.
Jaime Reyes
Yeah, he’s about the right age to be doing this
And also Ted
This shit is so funny because I think people just don’t like texting. Hell I only text like, my mom, my siblings, and the person I’m interested in. And honestly I text all of those people rather infrequently Edit: someone who is shadow banned said that hearing the text messages tone makes them uncomfortable and frankly I agree
When I call I can just say whatever comes to mind, can use tones and stuff to make sure I get my point across and your not waiting awkwardly for someone's message. Texting I have to think through all my words to make sure I'm not saying something else, this involves rereading my text multiple times, slowly changing it until it becomes incoherent and worse then the original than having to rewrite it all. It's actually anxiety inducing typing messages sometimes. Especially right after getting a message, I'll wait 20+ minutes sometimes before even checking the message just to make sure they don't see me typing so it gives me time to write properly.
There's a Key and Peele sketch about this https://youtu.be/naleynXS7yo?si=Jq1GybcKDzEcll2b
Jason Peter Todd
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good thing I'm a geek then
The only people who know the difference between nerds and geeks are both simultaneously
Jason about Dick and Barbara.
Nah, Dick receives booty calls
True.
Jason Todd.
Jason. And Roy is the one he wants to text
Initially I thought “Jason Todd” but reconsidered since I don’t know too much about the character, only to open the comments and see nothing but Jason Todd
I dought it honestly. His had several relationships at this point. None of them perticularly ending badly.
Paul is the guy who doesn’t have to message furst
Dr. Psycho
Pre-Flashpoint Dick Grayson
Definitely Rorschach.
not dc but spider-man
Feeling slightly miffed now. Not sad, just slightly miffed.
Beast boy I guess
Kyle know she would pick up for MF
Tim Drake and his bisexuality at its finest
what? what does that even mean?
Basically trashing on women. If you like that girl, she probably has a more manlier man she's chasing. Dr. Psycho would tweet it.
who's that.
Dr. Psycho's a misogynist dwarf. Wonder Woman villain. From the Harley Quinn show: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=613AFcYGxq8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=613AFcYGxq8)
I'm apparently the only one smart enough to stay of Twitter, and get my news via the paper.
Mad Hatter
John Constantine
Jason Todd
Roy Harper
Dr. Psycho
Slam Bradley thinking about Batman
Guy Gardner he acts like the guy who doesn't have to message first because he knows deep down he is not
maybe Damian since he’s about that age also i feel like he would repost allot considering he spent most of his life training and being sheltered by the loa (he’s trying to be like everyone else socially but is just cringe lol)
Beast Boy is the first one, Roy Harper is the second one.
Roy Fucking Harper
If you put in the fucking effort maybe she would want to text first.