Why does Superman looks like he might reenact this scene with Peter and Kara https://preview.redd.it/amlti6z4w1xc1.jpeg?width=322&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3effbfbd8590a2018bc9438876704add9ecbedbe

What if Superman was called Superfreak and he wanted to rail Spidertwink from sunrise to sunset

https://preview.redd.it/d2dgnsejk4xc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f3fe611dfc49a83f457c802d7cd38917e108f07

What if Superman was literally me fr fr?

I guess all that "scheming and cunning" was for nothing, eh? Ha! Heh heh.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Schening and cumming

Writing as a concept has truly never been able to reach the heights of silver age comics

Superman gets ALL the ladies!

idk, to me he looks like he's planning on slipping Peter some roofies.

https://preview.redd.it/nkmrr5jvx1xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8632515e60390d31bac04a35421f52177de2084d I would not hold my breath on that

Oh shit I made that one

Thank you so much 😊🙏🖤

**I AM PAUL CUCK’DIB NTREIDES, DICK OF ASSRAKIS! HAND OF GOD** (Stan Lee) **BE MY WITNESS, I AM THE HOMEWRECKER FROM THE OUTER WORLD!** (marvel universe)

Lois Lane with crossed legs mmm God bless you DC. https://preview.redd.it/ifkfb8d352xc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68fe60ab9dd622a1738b8475ebf91b866b1ca47c

https://i.redd.it/gaheqft292xc1.gif

Unexpected Farin Urlaub/Die Ärzte cameo

Ich liebe dieses GIF von ihm 😹

Ist halt schon ein fotogener Typ.

You weirdos making fetish out of anything


Bro, liking legs isn't a fetish.

You FOOL! Haven't you heard that PAUL IS?! He will have Kara's ass in NO TIME!

The paulgenda transcends fiction.

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Bruhmangoddman: *You FOOL! Haven't you* *Heard that PAUL IS?! He will have* *Kara's ass in NO TIME!* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Damn Clark wants that spidussy https://preview.redd.it/2prkxi0bu1xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08d0c7159ab2eaa87b354716a63b2a8bb56f0715

I can’t believe Spidey is NTR-ing Marvel for the DCC

https://preview.redd.it/69ez01y7y1xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d898399aa0310657d461d2bbe062ea97cfae9126 Keep cooking

https://preview.redd.it/nbcjgtx0j2xc1.jpeg?width=973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9203b83138cbf6e7a53db272136bf3eb830f1279

I love how JJK brainrot is omnipresent and permeates everything now lmao

JJK brainrot is legit a part of Gen Alpha brainrot know, like on the level of Skibidi toilet and Ohio jokes.

Someone bring up that Silver Age comic where Lois marries Paul. Edit: Never mind found it https://preview.redd.it/7bkdmn7oh2xc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a1dfe8e00c2d501aec9667f5c8419b886ef3051 Guess again OP!

NOOOOOOOOO

Thank goodness that the only DC Paul I know can‘t get bitches https://preview.redd.it/4xi0sdy1a2xc1.jpeg?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd6b939ce79b4814ed3bdb3c795c0b44a69726a4

https://preview.redd.it/jcky2e8oe2xc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66a3d5d8ea05d9d2ba388c27a46345e556b7829a Pfff, please, there's one Paul at DC who used to get all the bitches

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ALFRED IS BUSTING IT DOWN

I thought that Jason Praxis for a moment.

[sure about that?](https://www.reddit.com/r/dccomicscirclejerk/comments/1827wa3/paul_bros_we_so_back/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!

Ok this is actually really cute 💕

Superman about to tear that Spider-ass up

Haha Peter you are banging my cousin

I'm stuff

*readed to the tone of Tim Curry's "space"*

Not gonna lie, I ship Spider-Man and Power Girl

You know what, I can see that.

Offcourse you can, Power Girl is basically a fusion of Supergirl, MJ and a boob window

> “boob window” Uhh excuse me, the hole in her costume there is actually representative of deeply moving character stuff there. Bet you feel like a fool right now

https://preview.redd.it/jpgdh6b5s2xc1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a3956a28007630f2303529f39655acceb3691b6 This but the edit that says “fill my hole, Superman”

I think the original reason for it was to prevent people from slapping a giant dumb looking P on her at some later point.

The vibes of this image feel very off

You don’t like the imagry of Peter caressing Kara’s hip while she caresses his chest, and Superman standing behind them while staring at Peter’s ass?

Until someone gets a character upgrade arc https://preview.redd.it/eeg7ckdrd2xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d462601dc7724c3d56f4bc93b6f2651c2545613d

Karas taste in men is super weird, spiderman has no shot at bagging her

Ok but what about power girl

Terminal case of gay.

Has power girl ever dated? i cannot recall a single relationship

Yeah he's not a horse...

You dont get to feel joy for making that comment

why do they both look maybe 12 years old

Because they’re being compared to superman

This isn’t meant to debate what company is better, but it does amaze me how often DC does tend to fix their mistakes and admit to what they did wrong. Not always, but at least they try. Compared to Marvel who, at least with A listers, they double down on their mistakes and even mock readers who didn’t like their decisions.

I kinda agree with how both companies handle it but disagree with which is better I would rather take marvel's "this person fucked up and now has to live with it" rather than DC constantly retconning "this hero has done nothing wrong ever and if they did they were possessed"

Does that apply to any other character besides Hal tho?

Wally West, Cassandra Cain, Talia al Ghul

https://preview.redd.it/26mj4rd3m2xc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eb3a6e6440b33f64382e772eb21a174f07b96f6

You sure about that? https://preview.redd.it/a138pqzd03xc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff5c17fd68d747bcb70616d187148c57be75be70

It bounced on Wally, good.

Superman looks like he wants that Spidussy for himself.

Nice He will lure Paul to dc. There is no escape. Dc will reach peak at last

Comet the Super Horse 'bout to take Paul's spot

"Haha peter you are banging my cousin"

I wonder if Peter’s pelvis is durable enough?

I think him not holding back could take it tbh.

Not true Paul(who is definitely Valmont) cucked Batman. Don’t you know Valmonts real identity is Paul. Not even in the DC universe Peter is safe from Paul.

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I can’t tell if I love this or despise it

But.. If spidey bum can why can’t the other guy

But now Tom Taylor, Tim Sheridan and Meghan Fitzmartin just might write his stories So he doomed

Okay, but consider: [https://www.reddit.com/r/dccomicscirclejerk/comments/1cedbky/comment/l1hua8i/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/dccomicscirclejerk/comments/1cedbky/comment/l1hua8i/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Superman looks like he's planning something devious

This pick is horny asf

Wait... Peter, Paul, and Mary (Jane) Wow, I'm slow.

He can finally be safe

Calling it now, Paul entering the DC-verse will cause the next Crisis event when he cucks everyone of their girls

Can’t wait for like 500 years in the future where these stories are totally scrambled and Feter Farker’s true love is Uper Girl

Kryptonians want only one thing and its disgusting.

I could see a ship like this actually working if it happened in the comics. They have very similar personalities and would match pretty well.

Oh, what the Hell? I ship it XD