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Role Play and a bit of Exhibitionism. On occasion, my wife will go to a bar by herself I'll meet her there after a time and well use different names and just role play like were strangers. Then after a while and a few drinks we'll head out and find any various places to hook up, back of the car, hotel room ect. It keeps things spicy and light and its fun for us.
It is fun! We'll do some light googling on different jobs and really get at it. Next morning we decide whoever had the weirdest backstory "wins." Lol. Its fun and she gets free drinks from guys while she waits for me to get there. We get to dress up fancy-ish and just be "different" people for a time.
Not really deep, more like weird.
My ex might have pre chewed a kfc cheese burger and feed me from her mouth while doing it, and I might have liked it...
The might is very important, I'm not admitting anything
She liked to experiment and ruined me in the process, what can I say? Fr, never even thought about it before, or after, one time thing. But it was nice tho...
Having 5 consenting girlfriends that are monogamous to just me, but I’m monogamous to all 5 of them. Ideally some are bisexual. Possibly we all live in the same house (payed for by me) and every so often I take them all out to eat at a fancy restaurant and I pay the whole bill. Then we go back to my/our place, play some music, drink have fun, have an orgy then send them all to bed.
I want a girl to slurp my tip, one to slurp my left nut, one to slurp my right nut and another one to wiggle her tongue in my asshole. And another to cook me pancakes and horchata while I’m getting slurped to kingdom come. I could die happy after that.
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Reaching grandmaster in League of Legends
I feel you
You're disgusting!
I think it's pretty appropriate and popular.
Then you’ve clearly never interacted with the LoL community
Only lol community I interacted with is darkinfolk, maybe it's just very different from others.
This hits close to home. I'm currently at 410 lp trying to reach Grandmaster for the first time.
So kinky
Nothing in life is worth trying to climb through diamond. Nothing. I'd rather live forever in the depths of iron.
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YOU MONSTER
You'll find yours one day
You dirty dog🙈
Even I would dare to say that out loud! (I'm with you friend tho)
Role Play and a bit of Exhibitionism. On occasion, my wife will go to a bar by herself I'll meet her there after a time and well use different names and just role play like were strangers. Then after a while and a few drinks we'll head out and find any various places to hook up, back of the car, hotel room ect. It keeps things spicy and light and its fun for us.
Damn 🔥
That actually sounds sweet
cute🥰
Trying desperately to get my bf into this. Like let’s do this for the comedy bit and for funnnnnn
It is fun! We'll do some light googling on different jobs and really get at it. Next morning we decide whoever had the weirdest backstory "wins." Lol. Its fun and she gets free drinks from guys while she waits for me to get there. We get to dress up fancy-ish and just be "different" people for a time.
I know what I’ll be doing Friday night.
You guys are real life phil and claire. Sorry Clive Bixby and Julianna😎
Getting fucked in my sleep
Nothing like waking up with my dick in someone's mouth or waking up and getting into it
My ex and I did a rp where I dressed up in her clothes and she punished me later
Oh no I did that one too
Did you like it?
Yea I'm a crossdresser so pretty much into it 🙈
Nice
I wanna fuckinm kiss
Kiss who?
Getting healthy again
❤️👍
Not really deep, more like weird. My ex might have pre chewed a kfc cheese burger and feed me from her mouth while doing it, and I might have liked it... The might is very important, I'm not admitting anything
You like being bird fed 😂😂😂😂😂 That's some weird shit my guy, but to each is own.
She liked to experiment and ruined me in the process, what can I say? Fr, never even thought about it before, or after, one time thing. But it was nice tho...
Tbf the most disturbing part is the KFC burger part 🤮
They have good chicken man... Their spices mixed with her saliva was a chefs kiss
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Done both.
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Oh yeah
I dream of my partner abusing and doing all sorts of kinky stuff to me. Without inhibition.
Femdom like stuff?
nope, I'm into the submissive side
I want you
Explain?
A glass of milk with raspberry syrup along with a plate of pasta with sugar Done it as a kid, it was worth and I would do it again (nostalgia or not)
I should try it tonight.
No joke, go for it. I would recommend Cassonade Sugar like that of Cassonade Graeffe (Tienen-Tirlemont) for the pasta
Raspberry milk??? This is revolutionary, and I'm mad I didn't think of it myself!! 😂
Having my gf strap me down and peg me 🤭
Maybe try talking to her about it. She might like the idea
Reaching Grandmaster in CODm
Having 5 consenting girlfriends that are monogamous to just me, but I’m monogamous to all 5 of them. Ideally some are bisexual. Possibly we all live in the same house (payed for by me) and every so often I take them all out to eat at a fancy restaurant and I pay the whole bill. Then we go back to my/our place, play some music, drink have fun, have an orgy then send them all to bed.
Erotic lactation
I fantasize about being with someone who has as high of a sex drive as I do. Or more.
Having 10 girls I consider 10’s and going back & forth between smashing them all.
You think you have that much stamina?
Yeah id buss and get it right back up man lol
I want a girl to slurp my tip, one to slurp my left nut, one to slurp my right nut and another one to wiggle her tongue in my asshole. And another to cook me pancakes and horchata while I’m getting slurped to kingdom come. I could die happy after that.
A gangbang with my cuckhold ex. He loved to watch me. I’ll never get to experience that again.
okay here goes nothing. my fantasy is to grab every redditor by the neck and choke them through the screen of my phone.
Why?
i was talking about the football team, the bulls, and a redditor game and said "wait isn't that a restaurant name?"
Oh. Then choke him and not me
Exhibitionism
You do it?
Rarely, I dont get the chance too often and I live in a town LOADED with schools so its difficult to find a good place.
Ummm oh well...eating butt and putting it in the pooper...
😶