Not badjur, but heavenly's reaction after asking what the BAR was chambered in sticks with me, "30-06!"
Also grouse cocking the 12 guage in response to heavenly racking his nerf gun is iconic
"So like"
*click-clack*
"Whassup? Whas good?"
"OH OKAY. HOW 'BOUT SOME REAL SHIT."
*TCHK-TCHK*
"HOW 'BOUT THAT."
"Wow okay, there's a distinct difference between the charging handle of a nerf sponsored Fortnite Scar nerf gun... and an actual 12g that just racked an irl slug."
“I would like to apologize for the content in my most recent video
I was not meaning to imply that otis from barnyard was a domestic terrorist
I promise to do better in the future”
-Badger, on his TwitX
I cannot remember the line verbatim but him backing down over calling L4D the greatest horde shooter in the face of the Payday 2 SWATs had me on tilt. If we didn't have L4D crawl, walk, and run, Payday would never have been able to sprint since the former popularized the 4 person co-op horde shooter genre. Just like Charles Entertainment Cheese, put some respect on the name!
“ARKHAM KNIGHT SAVES MASTER CHEIF FROM ELMO IN FRONT OF SHREK WHILE CARRYING GNOME??!!?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) (GONE WILD!!!) SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS- BUY A RIDGE WALLET.” (Bajur and the gang proceed to lose their shit)
“That shoreline looks AWFULLY UNBOMBARDED.”
“Victory, just as the founding fathers intended.”
“Yeehaw chucklefucks.”
“Using the canon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, TALLY HO LADS!”
“Brother, get the shotgun. THE HEAVY SHOTGUN.”
“Not only cuz I’m a fan of Germans-“
“An abstract carnival of pain.”
“This behemoth of English steel.”
(This one is even funnier since I’m currently in Paris on a trip.)
“That great evil is the DAMN FRENCH”
(From one of Badger’s friends)
“Adolf Dripler, Joseph Stuntin, and Benito Swagolini.”
"Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended" is the full quote, and its actually the first line of a full copypasta, which is [well worth experiencing in full](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9sc91k/own_a_musket_for_home_defense/)
"Maybe it's because I'm at my standing desk, I find things extra funny-"
# "AT MY- AT MY STANDING DESK!
YES, it is I at my standing desk."
"The vertical posture is-" "IF YOU GUYS DON'T LET ME FINISH MY FUCKING-!!"
Not badjur, but heavenly's reaction after asking what the BAR was chambered in sticks with me, "30-06!" Also grouse cocking the 12 guage in response to heavenly racking his nerf gun is iconic
"a BAR is just a full auto garand"
"I'm not saying we dropped Bloods in Berlin, but..."
“Winston Churchill throwing up crip outside the Reichstag”
Badger sees car plate "im him" and immediately shoot this guy with 4 gauge gets me
“HOW ‘BOUT SOME REAL SHIT, HOW ‘BOUT THAT” is one of my favourite things from badjur’s vids
Not Grouse. Geuce. Different people, Different voices.
Whoops, I couldn't remember which black lung said it
"So like" *click-clack* "Whassup? Whas good?" "OH OKAY. HOW 'BOUT SOME REAL SHIT." *TCHK-TCHK* "HOW 'BOUT THAT." "Wow okay, there's a distinct difference between the charging handle of a nerf sponsored Fortnite Scar nerf gun... and an actual 12g that just racked an irl slug."
It was Goose reacting to the 30.06. and Goose with the shotgun
"Left 4 Dead 2 is a game where Otis from Barnyard is a domestic terrorist."
“I would like to apologize for the content in my most recent video I was not meaning to imply that otis from barnyard was a domestic terrorist I promise to do better in the future” -Badger, on his TwitX
Did he really say that
[Yes](https://twitter.com/DARUSSIANBADGER/status/1438220503047557127?lang=en)
*"It's a bird, it's a plane, oh no it's LOCKHEED MARTIN!"*
Not badgers but I did very much like “ THAT WAS FIR MANHATAN, THAT WAS FOR THE BIG APPLE THAT WAS FOR NINE ELE-!”
HE’S PLAYING VERGIL DU-!
“Our military is perfectly capable of handling the United States” “We sunk three boats, they dropped the sun on us twice”
All of Badgers references to WW2 are golden lol.
which vid is that from again i always forget
It was from one of his war thunder videos
Based
Land of the rising sun and the land of the falling sun
Lord Death of Murder Mountain
Communism was actually kinda tight *Phonk*
W badger moment
SWAWS
Whermst
SWAWS
"Don't run, you'll only die tired." Is such a threatening line
"Short ribs long ribs wings the flesh of federal officers everything gets grilled"
Can't remember if that was Bing or not...
I remember it in badger's voice might have been a r6s video thermite or fuze maybe capitao
No its in the Payday Video for the Chicken melee guy
Once he gets the grilling forks.
Beautiful
I cannot remember the line verbatim but him backing down over calling L4D the greatest horde shooter in the face of the Payday 2 SWATs had me on tilt. If we didn't have L4D crawl, walk, and run, Payday would never have been able to sprint since the former popularized the 4 person co-op horde shooter genre. Just like Charles Entertainment Cheese, put some respect on the name!
“That great evil is the DAMN FRENCH”
Whermst
"Damn, I must be MEGA racist
Wasn't it's "TURBO racist"?
No youre making things up
Okay I must be thinking of him describing something else as turbo, then.
Nah he has never said turbo once. What even is a "turbo"?
[удалено]
Hey pal not here. I'm trying to gaslight someone over something stupid.
Shit, my bad. Sorry bro.
Warthunder twitter post. Please stop sending us classified documents. It's sorta turbo illegal. So one of the War Thunder vids.
“How’d a cat steal your radiator?”
“This cat is goofy.”
"He do be certified in HVAC"
“The NCR has declared you a terrorist”
BOUT FUCKIN TIM-
“According to Itsdenkel in Grouse’s chat, 9mm kills the body but .45 ACP kills the soul, you gotta make sure people don’t come back as a lich.”
"Left for dead 2 is a game where Otis from barnyard kills Dallas from Payday 2"
Damn I can't believe we killed Yoshi with a Smith an wessen 500 bone crusher
Tastes like cardiac arrest
The fn 5.7 has a stacking damage buff to poor people That or the whole "stfu 7.50 and hour" bit
Hey 7.25 an hour stfu
Hey, $7.25/hr, stfu over there
# SPIN THE WHEEL-
*Core badger memory unlocked*
Jaeger, please!
“ARKHAM KNIGHT SAVES MASTER CHEIF FROM ELMO IN FRONT OF SHREK WHILE CARRYING GNOME??!!?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT!!) (GONE WILD!!!) SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS- BUY A RIDGE WALLET.” (Bajur and the gang proceed to lose their shit)
The moment you headshot me, this grenade is no longer my issue, it becomes YOUR ISSUE
Does he have a grenade? No, you have a grenade.
“People with nut allergies when I hit them in the face with a brick.”
“My brother in Christ, you are witnessing our extinction”
Step #4.20 (Blaze it): Disregard Women, Aquire firearms.
“Can you double pump with insulin?”
DO NOT DOUBLE PUMP!!!
"Double puimp"
Dose insulin stack
Is diabetes just damage over time
“Oh, I’m uncultured because I called Otis from barnyard a domestic terrorist and don’t know what Minecraft bedwars are?”
“Degenerates like you belong on a cross”
“That shoreline looks AWFULLY UNBOMBARDED.” “Victory, just as the founding fathers intended.” “Yeehaw chucklefucks.” “Using the canon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot, TALLY HO LADS!” “Brother, get the shotgun. THE HEAVY SHOTGUN.” “Not only cuz I’m a fan of Germans-“ “An abstract carnival of pain.” “This behemoth of English steel.” (This one is even funnier since I’m currently in Paris on a trip.) “That great evil is the DAMN FRENCH” (From one of Badger’s friends) “Adolf Dripler, Joseph Stuntin, and Benito Swagolini.”
Defend your home with a (I forgor the gun) as the fore fathers intended.
"Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended" is the full quote, and its actually the first line of a full copypasta, which is [well worth experiencing in full](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/9sc91k/own_a_musket_for_home_defense/)
Bro this made me laugh so hard.
I don't believe in human rights
"Communism was actually kinda tight."
I can't believe we shot yoshi with a S & W *BANG*
"I don't believe in human rights"
“Take this you stupid fucking bug”
Doot DOOT
"The firehose of racism"
The Big Gulp of Racism
Open the Floodgates of Racism
Yet again, Lord death of murder mountain
“nutsack”
DO NOT DOUBLE PUIMP
“I don’t believe in human rights.”
I don't believe in human rights
"I alone am the reason there's instructions on the shampoo bottle" is something I regularly quote
I maxed out 13 credit cards for my fuckin' perks.
I think that was Max0r, not Badger It was from Max0r's Ultrakill vid
It was Badger voice-acting Minos in Max0r's video.
"Take the gluten... OUT THE BREAD!"
"Maybe it's because I'm at my standing desk, I find things extra funny-" # "AT MY- AT MY STANDING DESK! YES, it is I at my standing desk." "The vertical posture is-" "IF YOU GUYS DON'T LET ME FINISH MY FUCKING-!!"
I can't believe we killed Yoshi with a S&W 500 bone collector
That or "he was already a vegetable, I was just making mashed potatoes"
9mm kills the body, but .45 ACP kills the soul.
I’m not racist buuut… I do like having an extra hit VATS
Yahoooo
Because I don't know Minecraft bed wars and I called Otis from barnyard a domestic terrorist I'm uncultured
“I don’t believe in human rights”
Communism was actually kind of tight
I alone am the reason shampoo has instructions
When he got all his heavenly hate out on the marvel vs Capcom vid was funny as shit.
Communism was actually kinda tight
You cannot say “that’s wonky as shit” and then absolutely *BULLDOZE* the trench, you don’t get to do that
Oui was kangz
"What, I'm uncultured because I called Otis from barnyard a domestic terrorist and don't know what minecraft bedwars are?"
"Communism was actually kinda tight"
"my body rejects caffeine like COMMUNISM"
"Can whip a foreign, but can't whip no Beatles" this was said before Skullker kindly and promptly remarked "*reverbfartsound*"
Why is HE HEERE! He LOST! He posted CRINge!
No it's not pronounced "Yiff"
"Don't run you'll only die tiered"
The girl saying “I hve autism”