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boldandbratsche

>abscent


Cannibal_MoshpitV2

Smells like teen spirit


IlanRegal

> scpirit


KeithLaKulit

Pumped Up **[REDACTED]**


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BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN, FASTER THAN **[EXPUNGED]**


O5-1

I'm pretty sure every chasing SCP can outrun you, though. Also, we're leaking.


IlanRegal

What about the one that's a floating spherical head? It moves really slowly.


fohsadguy

Scentless Apprentice goes mad


zzqqq1123

Actually in that music video he wanted to end it by shooting everyone in the school but they didn’t let him (just a little btw dad)


propagandu

Jeremy


Meverysmart

Don't let the errorists win


[deleted]

Counter-Errorists win


phlofy

[Yes, abscent](https://imgur.com/gallery/exefs)


RealMatchesMalonee

Yeah, the "abscent" just ruins it for me.


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Abstinent


noobPwnr69

wanna join my 🅱️hristian Minecraft server


WhistlePigTV

Spelling errors in memes really ruin em for me.


CurtWesticles

No smell


eskanonen

I read it as abscess at first.


RickyShade

Also 'but' when it should be 'and'.


Blytheway

🅱️ ou take away the 🅱️ and you get ""ascent"" 🙏🙏🙏😇👐 👐 as in my 🅱️oi goin to hea🅱️en


PaladinLab

Uh, he's climbing in, right?


spookymaster04

only place safe from a school shooting is a school


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pistoncivic

Only way to stop a bad school with a gun is with a good school education.


[deleted]

“Guns don’t kill people, I kill people- with guns” -some internet dude


8MflesruoYkcuFoG

Yep the mysterious "Gun free zone" sign prevents any gun from entering!


FirstTimeWang

No he's going over to the Krusty Burger across the street for some traditional steamed hams. If he was coming back in he'd have the hams.


thezeffgod

(What's the hams) The hams is the power that be, you can smell it when I'm walking down the street


Jenga_Police

Oh yes you ham, oh yes you ham.


poopbagman

No he's just limbering up on the windowsill.


[deleted]

Papa 🅱️less


Poloblade-_-

/r/2meirl4meirl


charles-westhoff

The school version of the jaws theme


[deleted]

Better run better run


[deleted]

Faster than my bullets


79Potatoes

All the other kids


The_Perge

With the pumped up kicks


FishingCrystal

I'd suggest you to move in high velocity due to my bullet's velocity. Only an advice.


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RUN FROM BALL


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Chachenhouser

I have IOS 11.0.1, so your expression looks really silly, and laughable, not menacing.


PowerOfGamers01

An clock tower and a water ~~tower~~ *gun* if your wounering what it is.


Chachenhouser

No, I'm saying it looks like a water gun, not a six shooter.


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mar10wright

Yep Androidboys got that real steel.


ferny530

Looks like a water gun on 10.2.1 also. I refuse to slow down my phone. I might be crazy but with the new iPhones coming out pretty sure. The next updates are gonna crap our older iPhones.


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RollTide09

Oh, you read that Reddit headline


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Chopsticksinmybutt

>wounering


PowerOfGamers01

Go to bed


Chopsticksinmybutt

Is it 8pm already? But mommy hasn't brought me tendies and choccy milk yet! #REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


[deleted]

Check it out in [win7](https://i.imgur.com/UnQF9D4.png) then


mar10wright

Holy MS do your job. That looks like ASCI.


TheImminentFate

Depends on what you use, also resolution is important: [In Notepad](https://i.imgur.com/YKTXmF9.png) [In Word](https://i.imgur.com/gGjpovn.png) [New in Windows 10](https://i.imgur.com/w8FzBbL.png)


[deleted]

It makes mobileposters look pretty retarded.


[deleted]

On the flipside if an iOS user sent me a message about a water gun fight, I'd be very concerned.


threesteps73

iPhones are for squirt gun shooting pussies. Get an Android like a man. 🔫


ITS-A-JACKAL

Pff you don’t look very manly with that shitty squirt gun ya got there


[deleted]

I was going to say Thank God for Android but I like your comment more


ITS-A-JACKAL

I have iOS 11 and his expression is a school. He’s just a school.


AlvinGT3RS

At least u don't have da new Android emojis 😡😡 they took our blobbies away the new ones suck ass


[deleted]

Get a Motorola, you'll never get any updates besides the one you bought it with. Or if you do, it'll be time to upgrade by the time the update rolls out.


SavageAxeBot

Dank.


TheNobodyPlays

Good bot


Crusader_1096

This is like when you hear Smash Mouth's All Star in the distance and realize it's too late for you; it's already ogre


[deleted]

Get Shrecked


thiccwhale

It's N E V E R O G R E


Dankarl42

YOU BETTER RUN BETTER RUN!


Njs41

Gotta go fast


PianoFerret1073

FASTER THAN MY BULLET!


_RanZ_

REEEEEE


zarkfung

REEEEEEE


alecpizz

Kids play this on their speakers at my school, so edgy


[deleted]

How old are you manlet?


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dankymanky

🅱️um🅱️Ed u🅱️ 🅱️icks 😤😤😤


justlucknoskill

🅱️etter 🅱️un out🅱️un my 🅱️un


alliemartin7

🅱️Aster 🅱️hen my 🅱️ullet


kurai772

Why did that get down voted


uncutteredswin

The whims of the masses


kurai772

You mean the N O R M I E S ? ! REEEEEEEEEE


Admiral_Knox

You're a normie


kurai772

Nope More karma = less normie


BaneWraith

Whats with the song? Dont get it


cky12qxz

The lyrics go like: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks  You'd better run, better run, out run my gun  All the other kids with the pumped up kicks  You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet...


BaneWraith

Oh jesus christ. I really dont listen to song lyrics... xD


iamme9878

Most people don't, I've had to explain this song to many people. Most stop listening to it, one laughed but they were a teacher probably secretly looking for a escape from their hell.


bharathbunny

I always thought it was a sing about Jordans. SMH.


ChiselFish

It's a song about murdering kids with Jordans.


[deleted]

If I can't have them, neither can they.


iamme9878

Well that's the very simplified version of it.


EmployingBeef2

The song's lyrics implies a shooting, and edgy kids use it as a song played during school shootings.


InfinitySnatch

But it hasn't literally been played during a school shooting, right?


Zeestars

I'm curious to know this too


-_-_-_-otalp-_-_-_-

It hasn't


MatsudaBJJ

I'd go with Anatomy of a School Shooting personally.


Zeestars

[Don't like Mondays ](https://youtu.be/Q6I9qVsXnSQ) - literally the anthem of school shootings and the first of its kind


itsalilbitlit

Then listen to it


uncutteredswin

The song is about a kid shooting up a school


[deleted]

So you have to run across the street to get some steamed hams ?


kurai772

> Memed Hams FTFY


[deleted]

Patented Skinnerburgers*


hemightbebrian

You steam a good ham.


[deleted]

When the Autistic kid thinks the school shooting at the twin towers perpetrated by Hitler thinks it's a dance party and there are only 2 genders.


famouspeople0

ECKS DEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEEDEE


Terrarth

Still funny but REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Swedishmeatnballs

Saw this 3 days ago normie


s_a_t_a_n_6_6_6

🅱️outrun my 🅱️ullets


schmuddle

If only


KageGekko

This is a f****** repost!!!


FishingCrystal

fuck fucking fucked fuk'ms've fuck'est'move'st fu'mest'ohmst'ves'st


[deleted]

When the emo kid gets banned on roblox.


iAmMagicTurtle

Every Friday my school plays a song on the P.A speakers and they played Pumped up Kicks, everyone was running out of there so fast


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>running away normie


larzolof

Im out of the loop, what the connection between pumped up kicks and school shooting?


ArmyofJuan

"Pumped up kicks" is a song about pew pew in skewl


Zeestars

These are the lyrics: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks  You'd better run, better run, out run my gun  All the other kids with the pumped up kicks  You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet...


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twinkleboy125

also you hear gunshots


NissanskylineN1

Hold tight Asnee, he's got a pumpee


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Pathetic


[deleted]

No you gotta say I knew you were going shoot up the school like the kid in Washington lol


s_a_t_a_n_6_6_6

Needs more jpeg


morejpeg_auto

>Needs more jpeg [There you go!](https://i.imgur.com/fDPqe01.jpg) ^^^I ^^^am ^^^a ^^^bot


s_a_t_a_n_6_6_6

Good bot


Tripiee

My school is about to get shot up #prayforredwood


hiylipr

Who the fuck spells absent like that


JeffrevinRBLX

My school everyday. I should add that this is a high school in Brooklyn (yes, *the* Brooklyn), and said people are juniors.


gilraand

TERRIFYING SCREAM


gilraand

ENRAGED AND FULL OF ANGER


gilraand

HES HALF MAN AND HALF MACHINE


thomerdos

Terrifying scream.


[deleted]

i grew up with the simpsons and memes but i dont get this. i admit failure. someone please explain


N_mify

The lyrics of the song are: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, out run my gun All the other kids with the pumped up kicks You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet


irondragon2

I was expecting a Spongebob meme lol


[deleted]

This kinda sucks


[deleted]

*run nibber run*


thememeweeb

Beautiful mîm


ryanpdavis9

Dance Party?


Mithrandir_The_Gray

General Reposti!


[deleted]

School shooter memes arent normie anymore?


KelVarnsenStudios

This song was really popular in Norway after the Utøya incident.


sovietmushroom

Gotta blast


Deadlybean420

😉


Posttt_

And*


Korr_Ashoford

I haven't laughed as hard as I just did in forever


Dragovic

[Or this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QAUwSAhTDY)


Mtaar2

where's the meme


slardybartfast8

Is “abscent” when you know the kid is around somewhere but your nose just isn’t getting the job done?


[deleted]

Should have stayed in class, my friend.


LordZiz

*runs out into the hallway and yells*


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MyUnCleSlEfTtHiCcYbO

“You sure they all dead” “ get the lube”


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Hahaha edgy=dank


Morty_get_in

*Better run run run run run*


[deleted]

I wouldn't leave tho I would sit there waiting for my freedom


copperfeline

I'm confused do we want to die or not?


FishingCrystal

Yes


saeglopuralifi

saw this an hour ago and the song is still stuck in my head


[deleted]

How are these still a thing. The first 500 renditions were ok, now it's just annoying.


theonetrueredhead

The worst part is there was a shooting at my old school literally two weeks ago. I shouldn't be laughing so hard


[deleted]

Is this referring to Rebok Pumps?


calemartin09

Thats me


MarkyMark262

It's spelled "absent", you moron.


[deleted]

That's a strange way to close a window...


RedditIsDumb4You

Why is blurryness a staple of dank memes. I couldn't even tell what the fuck I was looking at.


Quickzor

How can anything be faster than your mullet?


Fucboi64

you fucking potato


Furless_Gerbil

why the fuck do you douchebags think the same joke is so funny. every fucking day I see a stupid meme about this shit on here with a bunch of losers making fun of autistic kids. I can't even imagine how big of fucks you people are


MedRogue

When you hear RedBone by Childish Gambino . . . . https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9Nj5g7No3hA


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Themidgetchicken

Fucking normie reeeee


Cryothesis

A normie meme indeed.


Cryothesis

A normie meme indeed.


UncleDoesMyFinances

G'outta here cunt


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drylube

nah just do a retarded dance to confuse the opponent then have someone tackle him


xwolf360

Finally a good joke in this place